Just Dirk
@itsDirk
That wasn't me. That was a different guy.
How many Striders and Lalondes can cook? I'm curious :0
None. Anyone that says otherwise is dropping straight colon-warmed cow pie directly into an ear canal of your choosing.
hey fuck you
So you cannot cook? Also, what a very graphic... way of speaking!
Case in point.
Did I claim otherwise? No. That's just how honest and trustworthy I am.
Fair enough! I can't really argue with that. I hope you do learn how to cook; it can be fun!
Nah.
the album has been postponed indefinitely. those that bought pre-ordered tickets for my gigs next week will be refunded. on behalf of myself and LOTAR, we are sincerely sorry for the inconvenience. we will be giving updates if anything changes. thank you!
Hmm.
i promise junior is ok!!!!!!
I know. The reports have been consistent.
so ur just here to make fun of me or something??
Nah. But you have options.
um, how could i be useful to anyone????? i mean, have you seen me? probs not but still!!
Please. Everyone has something to use. It's just a matter of execution.
well.. isn’t it??? i mean, we don’t have our viable players anymore. there’s nothing we can do atp. is that all?? giving you a losing session isn’t exactly this huge heroic favor you say it is. >:(
Who said anything about heroism? If anything, handing me the reins of your personal hell is the worst thing you could possibly do. For yourself. For anyone that you've outlived. But, it would be off your hands. Sure. There's nothing you can do. But your role in that narrative is long finished. In fact. As a favor. I'll even let you think about it. Taking the crumbs directly would be gauche at this point.
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Oh yeah? Well. I heard that Miku Hatsune made Seraphine before you were even a twinkle in your Complii's fang.
⪩ G⌖nn𓉸 s⌖und l⸸ke 𓉸 f𓉸t𓉸ss r/n but Tr⌖ll culture needs m⌖re buffets 𓉸nd 𓉸ll y⌖u c𓉸n e𓉸t. ⪨
Ever been to a mirthful cookout?
Only had the one encounter. Pretty sure they had to roll me out bodily after the dust settled.
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😮💨🚬🤏 🙂↔️👌 🙂🫴 ~ ~ ~ ~ . ~ ~ ~ ~ . ~ ~ ~ ~ 🚬 smoking kills casper my guy say no to every #substance even tar
But that was my emotional support emoji
maybe you can catch it before it oh fuck oh fuck no oh fuck shit casper hurry casper it no 🚬 🌋 shit pffsszzzt 🌋 you just missed it aw man and i just called the emoji gas station they dont sell them anymore
Dude. Did you just fucking litter on my dashboard.
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Oh fuck yes. Blue Bunny has my heart and soul in a vice grip.
Brick is now available at @amorousChanteuse's gaudy pad for one week. Go see it. Or don't.
Brick as in literal?
As in Junior.
been practicing a bit of dark empathy lately when a stranger asks me why im sitting alone with my head in my hands ill respond remind you of anyones deeply repressed childhood sean and then ill keep rewinding time until i guess their name on the first try sometimes i get it right within ten always worth the look of slow eye widening terror when i eventually get it right
i love every word of that sentence one moment
lmao. like saying the word "walk" to a dog.
wait wait so no dark empathy big booty baddies milf? cami you tricked me
how is it a trick, i'm right here.
jk. it was another trick. i'm not a mom at all. i don't even want kids. except for junior. he like, came out of me.
aint no fucking way junior came out of @itsDirk and even then its more like he straight up jailbreak style ape escaped his ass aint no way junior has a mother who dont even wanna be a mom thats messed the fuck up
Stop implying that I anally birthed a fucking brick.
give him to me. i have the baby snacks and home baby-proofed.
Ding dong.
@itsDirk can i have my son now?
Sure. Had to think about it for two days. Just to really let it percolate. You should be getting a knock on your door in about twenty minutes of your time; whenever the fuck that is. Junior will be on the stoop.
▲keeps on being more and more cronuses▼ ▲too many▼
you wvound me honey
▲cull yourself▼ \ i >< i / #cw-self-harm
Yo. Official moderator here. Your reply was missing a tag, so I had Junior fix it up for you. Remember, #CW-Self-Harm is a requirement on all posts regarding the subject. Even if you're issuing checks you want some other troll to cash. Cool? Cool.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthiz fee|z |ike watching a very bad|y written kizmezitude fic. #vaguep0zting #dazhwatching #nzfwe [END MESSAGE]
Yo. Official moderation message here to remind all folks on the playstructure: kidnapping— even for fun or just plain profit —requires a #NSFWE tag. Even observing the situation and providing live commentary requires a little tag sugar. I'll have Junior fix up your chitts. Slay on, you crazy chitterers. Oh, and... If you're getting explicit about the trauma involved, slap an #abuse tag on there too. Got it?
[BEGIN MESSAGE] g0t it. tthank y0u. [END MESSAGE]
See, Pascal. This is why I appreciate you.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] interezting. [ACTION:QUERY] d0 y0u want me tt0 ttag my 0rigina| p0zt with #kidnapping az we||? [END MESSAGE]
If you like. Shit's not required. The ones appended by Junior are. So it's really up to personal taste.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] pr0per guide|inez w0u|d be appreciated. examp|e. [ACTION:QUERY] d0 a|| kidnapping p|0tz n0w require tthe #nzfwe ttag? i am n0t zure tthiz iz tthe anzwer. given tthat many 0f uz wh0 have been kidnapped did n0t necezzari|y a|z0 have tt0 engage in zexua| actz with tthe kidnapperz. #nzfw #nzfwe #n0nc0n #kidnapping [END MESSAGE]
Common misconception here. The #NSFW and #NSFWE tags aren't about sexual content, though they are used as umbrella catch-all terms for it. NSFW stands for not safe for work, meaning any content that would be ill-advised or unacceptable in a "traditionally" professional or most public settings. Latex bodysuits? Not technically a sex thing, but definitely not office-wear or something you'd boast at the school play. Nonsexual bondage? Not safe for your boss or your grandmother's funeral. Nonconsensual acts, whether sensual or straight up touchless, are still extreme acts of not-safe-for-workery. Dig? There's also the fact that kidnapping itself is nebulous. Stealing your workaholic friend away from their job for some Undisclosed Commercial Brand Coffee™? Technically kidnapping. But that's normal, silly, honest fun. Jacking a guy's whole self? That's possession and snatching, worthy of the #NSFWE tag. Forced confinement, imprisonment, or kidnapping as a "baseline" of your history is fine with the occasional #CW-Kidnapping or #CW-Confinement tag. But that whole malarkey from earlier? Objectively nabbing a guy and posting about the process? NSFWE. Following?
[BEGIN MESSAGE] z0rt 0f. tthiz haz n0t c0me up bef0re. tthere have been quite a few kidnappingz 0n tthiz zite tthat had tthe kidnapper p0zt ab0ut it. ttheze did n0t receive tthe #nzfwe ttag. n0r did tthey zeem tt0 need tt0. tthe main difference i can zee here iz tthat tthe perpetrat0r ch0ze tt0 a|z0 p0zt ab0ut tthe fact tthey were engaging in n0nc0nzenzua| zex with tthe 0ne tthey kidnapped. [ACTION:QUERY] d0ez tthiz mean tthat g0ing f0rward a|| kidnappingz zh0u|d be ttagged az nzfwe? i d0 n0t kn0w ab0ut tthiz az a m0ve az tthe ttag d0ez c0me with imp|icati0nz due tt0 tthe menti0ned mizc0ncepti0nz. i d0 n0t tthink pe0p|e with a hizt0ry 0f being kidnapped w0u|d |ike tthat. #n0nc0n [END MESSAGE]
The moderation team is not omnipotent. This whole situation was hindsight-tagged because it was reported, by ticket, for not having the appropriate tags. It isn't "going forward, this is a new rule" in this situation; it is that this was already the standard and people have been goofing it. Again. The tag is there for curation. It applies to nonconsensual activities, both sexual and nonsexual. If the activity is nonconsensual, it's #NSFWE. That's how the required tag reads on the appropriate page, and how it has read since the inception of the required taglist. If users have beef about the tag, they can address it by ticket in the Chittr Official Discord.