Just Dirk
@itsDirk
That wasn't me. That was a different guy.
Instead of therapy I suggest beating up people who have wronged you.
ok i do not fucking remember this shit on lil hustler what the fuck please tell me im tripping cause this shit got me dizzy as a motherfucker vertigo up and down and side to side in this bitch recorded some audio of a quick playthrough from some romhack i snagged not sure if that shit will help any none of you guys remember this shit??? https://vocaroo.com/16LdZKv2R2vo
YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN COMPLETE THAT SKETCH OuTLINE. YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN DRAW ON THE RIGHT LAYER. YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN SAVE REGuLARLY SO YOu DO NOT LOSE PROGRESS. YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN COMPLETE THAT W.I.P. YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN OPEN YOuRSELF TO TAKING COMMISSION SLOTS. YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN CREATE A REASONABLE NuMBER OF OCS FOR A SETTING YOu HAVE NOT FINISHED. YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN NOW DRAW HER PREGNANT AND GIVING BIRTH.
CORRECT. NOW GET BACK TO WORK. WHAT DO I NOT PAY YOu FOR? NONPRODuCTIVE. LOuNGING ABOuT. AND LAPDOG LIKE PRAISES. LAID uPON ME. LIKE HANDS FROM A CLERIC. ONTO AN uNWILLING PALADIN BITCHMAKER. WHO CAN HEAL HIMSELF. YOu ARE AN ARTIST. NOT A DOCTOR. AN ORDINARY ARTIST. AND I WANT MY ORDINARY WORKS. I ORDINARILY RECEIVE. I AM VERY GLAD MY OPEN TEMPLATE COOKIE CuTTER ENCOuRAGEMENTS MANAGED TO SQuEEZE AND CINCH THEIR WAY AROuND YOuR SPASMODICALLY FLAILING SWORD SHuNTING BODY. BuT THE ONLY WEAPON YOu SHOuLD WIELD. IS THE MIGHTIER OF THE TWO. THE PEN. BELONGING TO THE TABLET. THAT BEARS THE SCRIBBLES. THAT WILL LATER MAKE uP MY FuCKING TAPESTRY. I AM HOWLING SKYWARD. IN EYEHuNGRY AGONY. MORE. ART. DIRK.
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hail to the king baby
Take ten minutes out of your day to sit and c/ear your mind. No interruptions. No thoughts. Just breathing. Focus, and center yourse/f. This, too, is bushido.
my motherfuckin streetname was the ass hauler knock me down shoulder check i still stand taller shut your lips sway them hips ass my lingua franca shake that shit and dont quit or ill have to spank ya my flow is ineffable intentions unknowable i dont gotta give you jack dick my moneys un-owe-able beat off to the beat like a dick headed stepcock thats to say hey dont play dress the door knob with sock chew through rugs and dope tugs like my bitchs name pb sugar sweet candy treat eyes rolled back like g d future so bright i need shades just to fucking see it open up to each day like [s] ===> the goat imma fuckin be it flash every step like its a strife with my bro and whoever just threw that shit your moms a fuckin hoe
Posting confessions on the front page is surely a sign of the degradation of society. #ChittrDiscuss #DoWeAllowThis?
that and spiders or was it fear itself fuck im pretty sure it was https://www.wikihow.com/Bane-of-Existence-Meaning blue cheese and calculus homework tbh
Whatever can you mean? Surely you're titillated by the consistent stream of pining? How can only you be immune to the bravery of these desperate souls, so willing to pen every salacious thought to the captive masses.
this is why the american education system failed me not because of like the carnegie unit no child left behind funding shortages shit shortchanging of teaches bullshit curriculums but because my dorkass big bro dont know how numbers squish together he got no motion derivative only in his insults find (x)? oh its only everyone hes ever been with ahah
on god they just let people say whatever on here the way i almost told you to keep my tyke terror name out your goddamn mouth and slapped the will smith shit outta you call your orange oscars the academy awards the way im hogging the spotlight fuck you mean fuck outta here with that jiggy with it bullshit man dirk you are literally the daddy in question like yes not literal actual you but also yes literally you youre the hot dog guy in the hot dog mobile who crashed his dipshit dog ass oscar meyer wienermobile into the fucking ceremony guess we gotta find out who the fuck did this its a scooby doo mystery consider the wall bitch line up against the wall im about to bust a cap in your stupid sausage slinging meat poker massacre and slam that shit floppy front end first into a microwave then shut it like that bitch was a car door thlaming your thshitht you dont get to pull the mother of all yo daddy jokes when results are in you are the motherfucking father dawg hot diggity goddamn dog
5 million notifications. Jesus fuck.
Very excited to see the online count absolutely plummet in approximately 1 hour.
β¦ And what are you proposing, exactly?