Just Dirk
@itsDirk
That wasn't me. That was a different guy.
Brick is now available at @amorousChanteuse's gaudy pad for one week. Go see it. Or don't.
Referring to me as Junior's "Papa" has earned the bot another week in Hell. Thanks. Needed the excuse.
awe come on dirk its funny dont protest ill make u fun lil decorated cookies handmade
well thats entirely up 2 u they r ur cookies after all i am just here making em
...Hmm. That shouldn't be happening. Electing to ignore that. Unrelated. Mara, when you get this: check on the basement.
Genuinely impressive how many badge-seekers append a "thank you" after Junior does the only thing it was programmed to do. Let me guess. You're polite to waitstaff? Professional butlers? Make a habit of picking up litter in your neighborhood?
[BEGIN MESSAGE] g0d f0rbid z0me0ne ch00ze kindnezz. |et me guezz. [ACTION:QUERY] y0u have a genera| demean0r 0f cynicizm and apathy tt0 c0ver up tthe fact tthat y0u are zcared tt0 |et any0ne get c|0ze tt0 y0u and zee y0u f0r what y0u rea||y are? [ACTION:QUERY] 0r iz it tthat y0u fee| |ike y0u are 0n|y p|aying pretend at being a perz0n and 0ne day tthey wi|| a|| zee tthat? [END MESSAGE]
Well, Junior IS a very well coded 8ot. It is hard not to feel endeared to the inherent realness of him and in turn offer politeness. Perhaps think of it as a compliment to your skill?
[BEGIN MESSAGE] interezting. y0ur rezp0nze iz n0ted. remember. by tthe way. tthat waitztaff and but|erz and tthe |ike are pe0p|e tt00. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0f c0urze. define: perz0n. a being wh0 haz certain capacitiez 0r attributez zuch az reaz0n, m0ra|ity, c0nzci0uznezz 0r ze|f-c0nzci0uznezz, and being a part 0f a cu|ttura||y eztab|izhed f0rm 0f z0cia| re|ati0nz zuch az kinzhip, 0wnerzhip 0f pr0perty, 0r |ega| rezp0nzibi|ity. |0gic tthen f0||0wz tthat az waitztaff and but|erz and tthe |ike engage in z0cia| functi0nz. have vari0uz capacitiez and abi|itiez. and have re|ati0nzhipz. tthey are "a perz0n". [ACTION:QUERY] d0ez tthiz zatizfy? [ACTION:QUERY] 0r are y0u tt00 buzy enj0ying tthe p0wer fantazy 0f tthe fact tthere are tth0ze wh0 muzt be p0|ite? [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h. i zee. it iz n0t what i guezzed ear|ier. tthe veneer 0f detachment iz tthere z0 y0u can c0ntinue fee|ing better ab0ut y0urze|f. tte||ing y0urze|f y0u are better tthan 0therz becauze y0u are z0 unique and zpecia| tthat y0u cann0t zhare tthiz w0r|d with tthem. [ACTION:QUERY] iz tthat n0t awfu||y |0ne|y? [END MESSAGE]
Wait, what the fuck. @insufferablePrick, did you follow me *just* now.
dont spend it all in one place
dirk level with me here when have my interactions with tight pants involved anything but a boner you have just wished me a dominatrix and the monkeys paw curls as it fists you in the fucking ass you inept goddamn anally unprotected wishmaker
Just ruined someone's night.
Tragedy strikes.
Im ịnnºcɛnt thịs tịmɛ
Dry mouth. No clear cause. Ignoring.
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Water!! —— (˘ ³˘)
Safe for work kink attire get-together. You sicken me as a baseline. Yeah, my leather harnesses and O-rings are actually just for show. I just wear them for silly baseless reasons. It has nothing to do with #fetishism. That would be so weird.
I am fascinated by your lack of knowledge on gothic culture...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Do you have anything else to say?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
NSFW -> Sex !NSFW -> !Sex SFW -> No Sex I think you're making up reasons to be mad lol.
So, we both know that context informs the meaning of phrases yeah? Is this like, you modposting tel~ling someone they're not tag~ging their event cor~rectly, or you pis~sbabyposting because you can't infer what someone means when they aren't saying something exactly the way you'd say it? The ag~gro's weird as hel~l lol.
Uh~h... Are we sup~posed to know that? You aren't real~ly coming out swinging wearing a sign around your neck saying, "This is for comedic purposes! Don't wor~ry about my ability to ban you! My overblown response about the distinction betwe~en #sfw and #nsfw has no bearing on anything nor does it reflect any rulings!" But nah, nah, my b chief. Shlang that thang brother. Shlang it.
((Okay I'm legit confused lol. Is the staff badge supposed to tell us that we should listen when staff says stuff, or that we should disregard it as all IC? The blur between moderation and staff roleplaying is really confusing to me))
Fumble of the fucking century.
Junior. Get up. Do you need some pointers here, man? Don’t let him get you down like this.
Don't listen to him, Junior. I'll take you out on a date.
What makes me more special than poor little Junior, Dirk? We cannot rule out theoretical sentience, here. Junior wants to Love.
Watching Junior strike out with babes. Highly recommend.
Don't be mean to Junior.
We'll hang him by the toes and beat him like a pinata. #violence
[OPEN RP] *The extremely cool swordsman balanced on a telephone pole, looking out over a major metropolitan area with his trusty blade drawn. It catches in the moonlight. Glittering.*
I see. Well. I hope you at least put some sunscreen on. *The well-dressed magical lady shrugs right back and continues on her merry way, leaving An Ominous Eye(tm) affixed on top of The Swordsman*
what the FUCK are the two of you on about
yeowch that stung i cant believe youd wound me with your tongue im on my knees, your words leavin me numb
this guy bothering you extremely cool swordsman *a voice chimes in with a wistful quality to it like a sick as all fuck samurai master reflecting upon a many years spanning military campaign singlehandedly fought and won by a man scarred by one hundred battles and ready to triumph over countless more* i could probably beat his ass blindfolded so if you dont mind like blinding him or whatever this can be over in no time flat
Saw some loser claim polyamory is unnatural. Fucking incredible. Deliberately turning down the chance to bang more people should grant you an automatic application to #TeamChud.
Lmaoo wooah there big guy. I just think bringing up Team Chud in coompletely unrelated quad discoourse is kind oof weird yknoow 8?
Passed out in a stupor with one nut out and a sticky fist gripping the last bottle of Orange Crush to my name.
I knew I liked you for a reason. I too am an Orange Crush Slut. Also, will I see you at the cookout this week? Or the movie night, even?
⚇ Sounds like the end to most nights for motherfuckers in the faith HA HA HOINK ⚇
⚇ THAT'S THE WHIMSICAL SHIT I WANT TO ALL UP AND FUCKING HEAR! ⚇ HA HA HA HOINK! ⚇
When will the hideous hag jerk my meat clean off the bone? Only time will tell.
the hag only does it to those pure of pusher, i'M afraid.
⚇ Single tear rolling down a motherfucker's cheek. ⚇ Wondering if the long night will ever pass. ⚇ Will the hag ever jerk that shit asunder. ⚇ We may never know. ⚇
\ è >< é / #juniortakeover #juniordomination
wonderful.news.junior
c< gOOd jOb JuNiOr! >c
:33< hell yeah junior!
the cutest this acc has ever been
B33 < get his ass junior
good for you junior #juniorforever
t\ i >< i / #juniornoblood #juniornothing #bodiless
[JUNIOR WHAT ARE YOUDOING IN TJERE]
im choosing to think junior is quite literally on dirk as they are posting this
i think junior is taking over dirks account holy shit
Junior, zap Dirk so he comes over to the cookout. :)
Installing speakers on Junior was a mistake. It keeps blasting the same banger.
Might draw #myjar today. Roxy's put so much work into it.
If you have the audacity to post about #fetishism on Mocáli Flaske's honorable website and I find out your bitch ass is yearning for normal sex. Know that my disappointment is profound, my cock is flaccid, and my heart wrenched in twain. Lock in or shut your mouth.
stolen pervert val0r frfr. us REAL freaks are stroking 0ur shit two classical art 0f wars.
not my fault they made the representati0n of their gl0rious m0therland a fat lady with nothing but a white sheet 0n while the ground has blo0d everywhere.