Just Dirk
@itsDirk
That wasn't me. That was a different guy.
You know what? Fine. It can stay like that. What do I even care. #bedtime
Fuck. You.
PATHETIC. YOU CAUSED SO MUCH DISCORD AND HATE AND YET COULDN’T FINISH THE JOB.
MY FATE IS YET UNSEALED. AND I HAVE NO CARE FOR YOUR ENERGY. THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS BE SECOND RATE.
New tag to filter. Isn't that so handy? We love a site feature.
"Please tell me the whole of this place hasn't formed a pseudo-emotional connection to an auto-badger." This is what I would say if I wasn't so deeply disappointed with all of you.
I think you should dislodge the stick up your ass and allow Junior his sentience (although it’s hilarious that tits caused the crash) just for fun. But for that, you’d first have to understand the concept of “fun.” Which you seem to have an adjacent understanding of considering that pinned post of yours…
Alright. It should be back on. Expanded immediate memory, removed some clutter, cleared up the lexicon. If it gives you any lip, I'll hear about it. #juniorcrash
If there is a constant in this universe, it is a Dirk beefing with a reflective surface, on and on, forever.
give the man back his tits he earned them #nsfw
look mr johnny test you have to do this. you cant just leave dukey barren and bereft. its not very "interesting" of you at all
Artist's rendering of what it actually looks like when you keep your brain clone locked in a digital cum jar straight from the mind of Harlan Ellison. #LooksPrettyGayDude #DoingYouAFavorHere #LetHimSpeak.
Who the hell fed my bot "girlbulge" input a thousand fuckin' times. #nsfw #juniorcrash
Explains the recent latency issues. Rebooting. The #juniorcrash log is shittin' straight bananas right now. Fuck you mean it experienced emotions while simultaneously processing a massive rack?
My typical tags. Acknowledge and block. Or don't. You sick fuck. #NSFW. #NSFWE. #Violence. #BodilyHarm. #BodyHorror. #Torture. #TortureFetish. #Fetishism. #Paraphilia. #RiskAwareConsensualKink. #RACK. #ConsensualNonConsent. #CNC. #RiskAwareShitHappens. #RASH. #PersonalResponsibilityInformedConsensualKink. #PRICK. Active in certain circles. They call me Test. It's a long story, and you're not trussed enough to sit through that, so spare me the indignity.
