♦ pitied by @itsDirk
ok i do not fucking remember this shit on lil hustler what the fuck please tell me im tripping cause this shit got me dizzy as a motherfucker vertigo up and down and side to side in this bitch recorded some audio of a quick playthrough from some romhack i snagged not sure if that shit will help any none of you guys remember this shit??? https://vocaroo.com/16LdZKv2R2vo
fat bet id make more dough if i werent more interested in the hot goss silent drives are the fucking worst
i wished her the best she apparently likes pottery and wants to write this like speculative scifi novel about if people came from plants a bit too high brow for my humble ass but she lit up whenever i asked questions shoutout jess for you the azalea covered world
i cant even imagine another human fumbling this hard for the rest of time believe me i checked added some details i missed the first time too
just overheard a guy generationally fumble he goes can you pay for these drinks his date goes why hehe are you going through it or something bear in mind her hand was reaching for her purse then he says naw my debit card is just frozen this week because of online gambling she goes ew haha and this motherfucker stands up and goes im not feeling all that respected right now jess pack it in i dont tell you what to do with your money she looked down and didnt look back up for a solid minute he starts talking about how he could put her through college how this puts their future plans in question asking what else shes got an attitude about realize shes got one of those rideshare apps open i work for like six the god lord delivers my phone buzzes jessieeeeee requesting a ride .1 miles from your location hit accept
HEY.
「LIKE OUR CHESTS.」
TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE.
btw if you ever pay me a compliment please and i cannot fucking stress this enough please make it so vague as to applicable to every other dave in existence now i know that sounds sarcastic but i am being so fucking serious right now /srs /ongod /nojk /deadass not only will it make a random schmuck loser dave wholeheartedly convinced you meant him an act so generous as to be tax deductible and legally classified as charity work but it is so cool with me if we are tight like that in that way that you can tip the hat and slide it to your arm and catch it all without giving up the GOAT https://i.imgur.com/orVJyXl.gif
no no thats impossible no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MEN WILL STEAL YOUR SOCKS. GHOST YOU FOR SWEEPS. AND NOT EVEN SPEND THAT TIME. PRODUCTIVELY. SELF-PLEASURING TO YOUR STOLEN GARMENTS. #USELESS
i can thr0w in a h0td0g as well
Okay so you’re a government official you can’t like, legally say that.
light blue! silly.
glad you liked it! bye for now. :D
how else am i supposed to get across that im macking big time on my ectosister
rose hates when i piss on her leg in the shower i always walk out with bruises #nsfw #violence #incest
pffff i guess thats fair!!! hes uhh well you will definitely see him around! unless you block him.... but you could also block the tags that he uses which is basically just blocking him :D
FuLL DISCLOSuRE. I ACTuALLY ROuTINELY HIRE DAVES TO GO HATE ON OTHER VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES TO START SHIT. IT DOESN'T EVEN TAKE REAL MONEY. THESE STRIDER BOYS ARE HOMEGROWN HATER INITIATIVE SEEKERS. EVERY TIME THERE IS SOME OVERBLOWN BuLLSHIT CONFLICT. BETWEEN THOSE LITERAL ACTuAL BIRD'S NEST-HEADED WEIRDOS. IT WAS ME. I DID IT. I WAS BEHIND IT ALL ALONG. AND YOu FELL FOR IT. AND WILL CONTINuE TO FALL FOR IT. LET THE DJ SCRATCH THAT RECORD FOR ME. ONE MORE TIME. HEE HEE. HOO HOO. HAA.
I DON'T SPEAK DERANGED AND LONELY SINGLE WOMAN. WHO CANNOT SHOOT HER SHOT. EVEN WITH FuCKING. FRIENDLY FIRE ENABLED. SO I WOuLD NOT uNDERSTAND A DAMN WORD.