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@archivesGrip[AG]

Well, the appeal of “macro,” as I understand it, has very little to do with mere largeness. That is usually where the uniniti8ted make their first mistake. They imagine the fantasy 8egins and ends with some8ody 8eing huge, as though scale alone were sufficient. It is not. Scale is only the most o8vious instrument. The real su8ject is importance. To 8e small in relation to another 8eing is not necessarily to 8e diminished. In fact, quite the opposite may 8e true! One may 8ecome the single, fragile point upon which an impossi8ly vast attention has settled. A hand the size of a room. A voice that seems to occupy the air itself. A shadow that changes the weather of the heart. These things are frightening, yes, 8ut they are also intimate in a way ordinary courtship struggles to replic8. There is a strange comfort in it, provided the enormous party is careful. That is the crucial detail, you see. Care. Restraint. Deli8er8ness. A giant who simply crushes things is not especially interesting. That is only a disaster with a face. 8ut a giant who could crush you, and does not? A giant who moves slowly 8ecause you are there? Who lowers their voice 8ecause your whole 8ody feels it? Who must consider your safety with every gesture? That is where the fantasy 8ecomes romantic, even devotional. It says: you are tiny, yes. 8ut not irrelevant. It says: this creature is vast enough to treat cities as furniture, yet careful enough to notice whether you are afraid. And I suppose, if we are 8eing honest, there is also a certain vanity in 8eing the treasured little exception. The one not overlooked. The one not stepped over. The one lifted out of the ordinary world and held close to something monumental. Macro is not merely a fantasy of 8eing dwarfed. It is a fantasy of 8eing made precious 8y comparison. Not that I would know anything a8out that. The inverse of this 8eing micro, of course, has many of the opposite principals with similar goals. #cw-macro #cw-size-difference #cw-power-im8alance #cw-nonexplicit-kink-discussion #consensual-fantasy #nsfw #nsfwe #possi8ly

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@insufferablePrick[IP]

fat bet id make more dough if i werent more interested in the hot goss silent drives are the fucking worst

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@insufferablePrick[IP]

i wished her the best she apparently likes pottery and wants to write this like speculative scifi novel about if people came from plants a bit too high brow for my humble ass but she lit up whenever i asked questions shoutout jess for you the azalea covered world

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@insufferablePrick[IP]

i cant even imagine another human fumbling this hard for the rest of time believe me i checked added some details i missed the first time too

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@insufferablePrick[IP]

just overheard a guy generationally fumble he goes can you pay for these drinks his date goes why hehe are you going through it or something bear in mind her hand was reaching for her purse then he says naw my debit card is just frozen this week because of online gambling she goes ew haha and this motherfucker stands up and goes im not feeling all that respected right now jess pack it in i dont tell you what to do with your money she looked down and didnt look back up for a solid minute he starts talking about how he could put her through college how this puts their future plans in question asking what else shes got an attitude about realize shes got one of those rideshare apps open i work for like six the god lord delivers my phone buzzes jessieeeeee requesting a ride .1 miles from your location hit accept

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@insufferablePrick[IP]

my motherfuckin streetname was the ass hauler knock me down shoulder check i still stand taller shut your lips sway them hips ass my lingua franca shake that shit and dont quit or ill have to spank ya my flow is ineffable intentions unknowable i dont gotta give you jack dick my moneys un-owe-able beat off to the beat like a dick headed stepcock thats to say hey dont play dress the door knob with sock chew through rugs and dope tugs like my bitchs name pb sugar sweet candy treat eyes rolled back like g d future so bright i need shades just to fucking see it open up to each day like [s] ===> the goat imma fuckin be it flash every step like its a strife with my bro and whoever just threw that shit your moms a fuckin hoe

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@insufferablePrick[IP]

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digging my nails into the seat. i need him so bad it makes me look like the biggest doofus this side of the world. i cant even talk to him without having to stop and kick my feet this is actually so dumb.

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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
@tentacleTabbycat[TT]

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Ratio: 2.20
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@insufferablePrick[IP]

man i didnt want that shit anyway

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8=D < If any come to mind, perhaps we c001d go over them.

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@handMaid[HM]

MEN WILL STEAL YOUR SOCKS. GHOST YOU FOR SWEEPS. AND NOT EVEN SPEND THAT TIME. PRODUCTIVELY. SELF-PLEASURING TO YOUR STOLEN GARMENTS. #USELESS

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This user officially supports Yaoi.
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
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Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@barackObama[BO]

It is my understanding that Junior was created by itsDirk, as per both of their profiles.

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Giggling Clown
Wow, that's one funny clown.
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CALIBuNGA DuDE
YOu LIKED EVERYTHING CALIBORN EVER SAID. MERITORIOuS.
DO NOT MAKE ME LAuGH.
THIS uSER IS A BIT LATE FOR THAT. tumut
Illumimenati
⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
Watch Out!
Clown rabies is real, actually.
@twistedComedy[TC]

c(o)(o)l, WIll D(o), anD ThankS

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Total: 5

https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/3908/sample_daef7a5edbc3f74f8ddd47dc97fd2fde.jpg?15625838 #nsfw #nsfwe #incest >:B

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Total: 30

separated but reunited through fate #incest

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A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
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@flightyBroad[FB]

If the night were a woman, I think I would kiss her. Smooth the drapes of her hair and wrap them around us as makeshift curtains. I would end all acts, drop all pretenses, and fess up to her about the comfort she always brings me. Even in absence. Especially in long, waking, tirelessly exhausted absences, I miss her. I would tell her I'm sorry for all the times she just barely missed the precious sunrises with me. How many times I wish I had laid my head back and stargazed with her. If the night were a woman, I would confess my deepest regrets for sleeping through all our appointments, rendezvous, and illicit hookups. Missing them by many a day's span. I would let her enormous fingerprints tease over my spine and tickle down the small of my back as she abducts me onto her lap. Her meadowlike fingerprints would spread onwards forever, and I would only bask at her comforting black vastness. I would smother my tears with the surface of her legs, and cradle my face in soft pities and half-suppressed chuckles. I would laugh at the absurdity, that the woman who was the end and start of my days for as long as I have had them had gone thankless for so long. If the night were a woman, I think, I would have to do more than kiss her. But it would be a nice start to showing what she means to me.

Kult: +49
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Total: 56
Ratio: 7.00
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Pickup DaVwinci
This user wrote the book on being a sleaze! #cagttl #nsfwv
Amporacoin
This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK
Pitch Hearted
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Knotty
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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

yknowv vwhat im not gonna get into the implications of that you havwe fun maam #incest

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