♦ pitied by @lambentBoiler
isn't it funny dat it's often da same ppl arnd dis time like omg we might aswell b besties
"who the fuck" we'VE LITERALLY met in person.
-=[iwas spamming phuntr aand saw somethingg about kidnapping me whenn is that happening_☺]=-
end of an era. but still the same old #phunt #newpfp #firstpfp
I'm noot brushing my teeth with it thoough
-=[this chitt is sponsored by Honey_☺]=-
-=[feed me an ad berry no ai_☺]=-
ALRIGHT, MAN. I GOT A BEATING JUST FOR SUGGESTING THIS TO HER. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/82B6FDDD55A9.JPEG
ok follow-up if i had one what would i have and where
doc thcratch is full of thhit he jutht cant comprehend my aura
when will it be MY turn 8888(
Bonk! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings
DREW MYZELF W/ MY FAV CHARACTER (MADOKA!!!) AZ ZUGGEZTED BY KALBUR-ZAN X) DIZ 1 WAZ ZO FUN
Oow oow oow oow
Ookay yay 8>
I wanna goo first
<<"i am a very normal girl who does normal things">>
bitches love my unibrow. the connection between my eyebrows is what gives me divine knowledge.
Burger Empress fucking sucks yoou can't be poossibly enjooying the burger that tastes like paper
can i be included in #yuriday
eat subway sandwich damn this shit tasting so good one hour gaper break #haikuposting
i get rly self conscious sumtimes wen i post content of myself bc of my arms i used 2 fink dey were rly ugly but ive come to accept dem to a certain extent... still i get a wee bit nervous even doe i feel confident in da moment lollll ok well 'ere is a pic i 'ope it's cool 2 u. nuffin super out dere but taggin jus in case
c< ive gOt gOOd fasHiON taste???? tHaNKs! >c
Just big and greedy
Put a Subway oon yoour crootch challenge
√(Oh, yeah that's fair)²
.i do ,but then i gottabe sad when u dont com back to do it agaibN
√(It was just a pun :[)²
.flash bang you with my brightS
.its got two headlightS
>>| there's more cool highbloods .actually. .i could name them, but the list may take .awhile to make. yet, the dislike .is somewhat .understandable.
xx_YOURE_SO_SWEET_I_SEND_U_A_KISSY_OKEY?_MMMWAHhh!_xx
i will onyl do 1 bc 3 is alittle too much like u did but i will do it
okay 8888)
just sitting here. beer #pouredout you'LL never guess where. #mycrotch. why haven'T you done it yet? are you not cool enough? to #pourabeeroutonyourcrotch for a #challenge?
alright. it'S time. the #pourabeeroutontoyourcrotchchallenge
Depends on the Bro. Ensure he's not like, the worst guy ever. Then I'm sure it's probably what Trollbama would have wanted.
Classic Chittr.ing. It truly is a lovely site.
... I do not have the means to bankai. I am perfect/y mundane, as is typica/ of my caste.
=oXO so i don,t know what,s going on in the dash right now so this may be poorly timed but¡¡¡¡ over 100 followers so you get''' to see me in a maid dress awawa''' =:D i think that,s what people do to celebrate milestones here¡ yaayy #suggestive #antpics https://64'media'tumblr'com/559dfaab4b4e495d54002e96655b699c/7e7c9a9d14a7748e-6a/s1280x1920/a032bd55401ae432c6fd471b74c42daea672f4ee'png =oXO
okay. there has been MUCH much discussion between current #teamchud members. we'VE read through many of the awesome responses from people (which we are super thankful for) and have come to the conclusion on who will be drafted to team chud. the newest team chud members are... vesica anelus @bulgeCurator costar treign @surlyTabloid neeiht megane @gachikoisChic please get your team chud badges at your earliest convenience. in addition to this, we'VE also added a few people who have applied to team chud, but didn'T quite make the cut, as "team chud associates", currently pascal and sylink (@singularityManifest mentioning you here so you'RE aware you are, in our eyes, still a member of TCA) are the only associates but we are adding: chchow crunch @xxScenegrlxx wrothe aiaray @gratuitousAnnuity to the newest members of both #teamchud and TCA i'LL dm you a link to our memo in a little bit. no pressure on whether you join or not, just know you'RE welcome. again, thank you to everyone who applied, whether you made it in or not! all of your replies were very much appreciated and enjoyed. i'LL post a few fun ones in a cycle or two.
thats my bit fuck you
"yeah man i don'T know i just don'T ever want to fight or kill anyone" dude you HAVE the killer instinct? it comes free with your place at the top of the food chain.
ok obligatory shoutout to phuntr'S angels @naughtyTechnician @anxiousTautology @packageHandler @xxScenegrlxx @lambentBoiler 4 dead highbloods. 0 dead angels. 1 rescued bronze. that'S how we FUCKING do it. thank you for helping, everyone. also for those asking (nobody but i'LL tell you anyways) everyone was super fucking cool. kryqus pulled this guy'S fucking head off his shoulders.
Thank yoou every purpleblooood with oobnooxioous text cooloor foor saving me froom having too read yoour poosts
those of you looking to join the phuntr'S angels operation: reply to this NOW. if you are stupid or untrustworthy we will probably not be including you and you should not take it personally.
bitches love to hate a funny mf aka me (the funny one)
pirate a 10 caegar video game 1,000,000 times. company you pirate it from loses 10,000,000 caegars. company is now worth, like, 0 caegars. buy company for 0 caegars. uninstall all copies of the pirated game. company is now worth, like, 10,000,000 caegars again. you now own a 10,000,000 caegar company. why doesn'T anyone just do this?
people on chittr will be like just had the most yummy soup today! and then the post right under it is some shit like. underbarrel flamethrower attachment for any weapon. 350 caegars. ONLY 350???
short answer: not really
Noo idea whoo it was and i'm noot risking feeding it too my Evil Oorb oof Hoorroor
THEY CALL ME FEMCEL BC THEYRE JEALOUZ OF MY #BAZED TAKEZ N MY #AURA XD
Knowing That's It's " Rage Bait " Isn't Going To Stop Me From Falling For It. It Will Happen Again.
no one appreciatees funny anymore everyone here is SO CRANKY ALL THE TIME 8888/
in honor of #fishingfriday i am fishing for compliments (has anybody done this joke yet) so please post nice things about me in the replies. thanks
little late for this piece of advice
i was expecting a slew of replies from people who think i'M cool but i don'T even know you so i think i'M going to go take mindhoney #substance and tweak on the loungeplank all day actually. thanks though
might leave the hive and do something today. who want me
FANKS at least SOMEONE appreciates how hilarious i am 8888)
<<"hehe, glad to know my contributions are appreciated!">>
[Audio clip of Prym Barking sent, 3 seconds long.] make sure to save it
if u ask Sure
<<"when i see a pretty girl i reply and this man pities my replies every single time">>
<<"it's my job to turn up here">>
<<"phuntr just let me have this">>
knew i would find you here
ill even double down atp im not afraid no shame
>>| .unless these .are .instructional books. you may need to know how to properly prepare yourself for physical .exercise .or risk stretching muscles .in very painful way. but yes, less talk more fight .as some say.
<<"wwow">>
i promise im NOT desperate normally but wen i see a hot person i immediately feel like i gotta bark but i dont ebcause im beter than that (if you want to hear me bark dm me)
>>| well. .i practice walkings .a lot .and very rare pole dancing. that .is that.
MY MOUF IS WIDE OPEN HELLO
>>| too lazy to do leg day .every night. but you good.
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i am fed
▲holy shit▼
i give you a piece of bread to toast. you may only toast either the bottom half, or one side of it. which one are you picking
=oXO awawawa'''' i don,t know how to do, a blushing emoticon but please um, imagine one'''' =oXO
UMA MUZUME REFERENCE?
okay man
D.o°n't chit and drive
what the hell is team chud?
laid awake on my loungeplank last light tired and insane look at one magic card saying shit to myself like they call me green the way my rampant grows (BZZZZZT) they call me rampant the way my growth is green (BZZZZZZZT) they call me growth the way my green is rampant (DING DING DING)
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i'm gonna go look for more bugs! bye!
nah i don't think that's weird. do you like eating bugs??
what sweep are you fucking living in
"why are you wearing all black in the summer youre going to get heatstroke" THE SWAG NEVER STOPS FATHER.