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Holy 2hit that bik3 i2 fa2t! Al2o, h3r32 thi2 sinc3 2om3on3 a2k3d for thi2 2hit. -- sovereignAmbition has attached a video! -- [POV from a Go-Pro attached to a helmet. Zabrak is full sending his way through traffic at extreme speeds. The traffic lights, headlights, street lights, and the various neon signs lining the streets were almost nothing more than blurry streaks of light on his flanks. The video goes on like this for a few minutes or so as he cuts and weaves between buggies, and at one point he even hops up onto the sidewalk to bypass a handful of buggies stopped at a light. The engine of the motorcycle occasionally screaming in response as he dumped on the throttle. In the end he pulls up to a large night club. The camera tilting up as an assortment of trolls and humans lined up out the door, music bumping loudly and rhythmically inside. He pulled around to the side of the building and down towards a garage door labeled "employees only" before then the video cuts.]
Think imma drop back anoth3r round of 2hot2 and th3n go 233 how fa2t that n3w bik3 r3ally can go #2ub2tanc32

they're wringing me xut intx a series xf test tubes at wxrk txmxrrxw. - xx

SCARY
gruuhhsee im haaavinghk aaa cooonuctrdrum dooo i celebraaate my wrigglinghk daaay the ooog daaate ooor dooo i switch it ooover tooo the daaay i woooke up frooom the soooil aaand aaarriiiiiised tooo feaaast ooon the flesh ooof mooortaaallllsss, ooor shooouuld i dooo boooth like aaa greedy little slooobbbb, whaaat wooouuld yooouu even caaall aaa daaay like thaaat #bigquestiooons(¬ºཀ°)¬

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> 2keleton: "1 L1VED" <

> OH NO DE 2KELETON 12 COM1NG OUT <

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// woagh...

Th3 invincipickl3...

It would b3 if I hadnt r3-cucumb3r3d your pickl3.

D3-pickl32 your cucumb3r

↻ H∞w w∞nderful and l∞vely. ↺

xx_laaa_xx

xx_hee_hee........._chchow_iz_sumthin_worthwhile_xx
🥬 nothin like le sweet sensual love of a good sandwich from a gas station food buggy xDD #EPICEATS

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gruuhhi prefer aaa gooooood firm slime squishy ooover aaa aaaguaaa ooor silicooone i dooont waaant thaaat stuff explooodinghk ooor wigglinghk aaarooouund aaall silly nilly whaaat aaare yooouu wooorms? i taaake this gumdrooop shaaaped mf aaand i squeeeeeeze the life ooouut ooof its gum drooop eyes aaand it slooowly slimely goooes baaack tooo fooorm theres nooo beaaatinghk this i aaalsooo. maaaybe. waaant tooo eaaat it. #squishypiniooon(¬ºཀ°)¬

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xx_BAD_NEWZ:_it_will_nawt_b_da_saem_foreber_x( GOOD_NEWZ:_it_will_nawt_be_da_saem_foreber_x)_xx

xx_YAYyyy_xx

xx_wif_☝️_xx

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xx_GET_HIS_ASS_🔥_xx

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gruuhhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhuh hehehehehehehehehe(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhtheres sooo maaany cooooool thinghx tooo saaay aaas aaa gritty vigilaaante like hooow booouut we maaake like sooouup aaand split then pees yaaa? it taaakes blooooood sweaaat aaand teaaars im aaall ooouuttaaa thooose aaall i gooot left is pee yaaa? deaaad men aaare heaaaviaaah thaaan broooken heaaarts but whaaats heaaaviaaah thaaan boooth ooof thooose is aaa blaaaddaaah full ooof pee myeaaa(¬ºཀ°)¬

xx_DA_FIRST_WEDNESDAY_CHCHARTOONZ_WENT_RLLY_WELL_I_FINK!!!_NEXT_WEEK_DO_WGE_WANNA_WATCH_MOAR_ADVENTURE_TIEM_OR_DO_WE_WANNA_LIEK_SWITCH_BETWEEN_DIFF_SHOWS_N_STUFF?_CUZ_CHOW_HAPPY_2_DO_EITHER__xx

Oh fuck I'm a marketable plushie again https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c5283d81ba5a.jpg

Naptime over.

The Masquerade. Apparently They Are Playing Wonderwall Continuously. That Siren Song Calls To Me, Scenea.

Admittedly They Are Drawing Me In With Wonderwall, But I Mustn't...

xx_womderwamlll..._xx
th3 r34l g4mr grlz dont do drugz. #subst4nc3 #ly1ng #m1s1nform4t1on

xx_FANK_YOU!!!_itz_moar_den_enough_dat_theres_just_ppl_wifth_their_eyes_on_dis_x)_xx

xx_UMMM_honestly_chchow_doesnt_kno..._it_seemz_so_random_n_out_of_nowhere_u_kno?_we_dont_know_if_sum1_else_wuz_involved,_and_if_dey_are,_we_def_dont_kno_dem_rn_xx

xx_FANK_U!!_xx

xx_WHY_ARE_YUO_2_DOIGN_DIS_AWN_MYE_POAST_SHOO_SHOO_xx

xx_JUST_LIEK_A_ZOMBIEEEE_GRAHHHhhhh_da_walkingk_ded_xD_xx

xx_ZOMG_xD_MAYBEEEEE_xx

xx_HAWJHAWHJAJAJA_YWAH_EXACTLY_EXACTLY_SHES_MYE_EDGIER_ALTERNATE_MY_2ND_PLAYER_xx

poke

xx_NOP_wge_gawdda_look_out_4_our_own_sanity_LAWL_xx
JUNJI ITO. DRAWS SUCH PRETTY BOYS.
!MAKE OWN GAME CALL ANGRY BIRD ..............................
!!!MAKES GRUNGI ANGRY BIRD IDEA .....................................

I THINK FOR PERIGEE’S EVE I’M GOING TO REQUEST AN ALL EXPENSES PAID SPA TRIP AS MY ONE GIFT. MAYBE I’LL EVEN JUST BUY IT MYSELF. AND WHEN THE ONSITE MASSEUSE REACHES FOR MY SHOULDERS, SHE’S PROBABLY GOING TO CALL THE MEDICULLER TO GO AHEAD AND MARVEL AT ME BECAUSE THEY’LL BE SO ASTOUNDED AT MY BODY’S ABILITY TO KEEP MY STRESS SO TIGHTLY-WOUND. MY SHOULDERS ARE UP BY MY AURALDUCTS.
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hey check this out https://crouton.net/

xx_HAPPY_HATCHDAY_TO_"TAKING_THE_HOBBITS_TO_ISENGARD"_WHICH_DEBUTED_ON_BLACK_WOOLBEAST_ON_AUGUST_18TH_ABOUT_10_SWEEPZ_AGO_DATZ_ABOUT_21_HUMAN_YEARZ_FOR_DA_ALIENZ_HERE_xx

I'm never t★king this off by the w★y.
you when you

what about when you
---- |okay thank you| ____
---- |that's very nice of you wow| ____

cheeze! X3

xx_HAHAHJAHWA_YEAHHhhh_xx

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Hell yeas!!! I am love the vibe here so much!!! >:3
It is SOOOOOO nice to meet new people and possibly friends!!!

Would you guys be m★d 💢 if I st★rted using emojis 🙂 h★ph★z★rdly? ⚠

I Wish I Had A Cute Name, Like Megadeath.

xx_YIPPEE_goobye_larksy_boo_hai_megadeth_x)_xx

You May Also Call Me Megadeath, Because I Like That Nickname. #serene

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xx_YAY_YAY_xx

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xx_do_yuo_4giv_chow_for_being_kinda_offline_lately_xx

H0LY FUCK

okay! :)
YAAAAAAAA

for our first date: we're gonna blow SHITE UP and EVERYTHING up
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---- |oh wow what an explosion can be paper oh like paper spilling out very quickly okay um uh thank you for telling me about library| ____
---- |what are confetti poppers and library?| ____
---- |hell hello people in the palmhusk can you talk about something distracting please? I won't ask for anything else I promise well I'll try| ____

People Who Don't Go To A Certain Event This Evening Can Be Considered As Instead Observing #selflovesunday Or #stayathomesunday Or Maybe Even #shutinsunday

you ever feel like

xx_NAW_SO_LONG_AS_U_GIRL_ADJACENT_SUMTIEMZ_DATZ_ALL_DAT_MATTUR_x)_xx

xx_drawz_in_da_dirt............_xx

1F 1 H4D 4 SM4LL DOG 1 WOULD N4M3 1T M1SS13. SHORT FOR, OF COURS3, M1SS1L3 L4UNCH3R.

8D

Anytime Love

In Case You Lot Were Curious My Full Name Is Miss Kanaya Lalonde Pyrope Serket Pixies Egbert Megido Leijon Strider Maryam Though Miss Maryam Is A Tad Less Of A Mouthful

Ah I Dunno, Would You Lot Like That List?

what if we were ibuprofriends

wow
#REALIZE #HAJIMARI-NO-AIZU #ATARASHII #JIDAI-WO.
In øne hand I am høłding a pøst that says “in a søciety where sex is førced and utiłitarian in purpøse such as Ałternia’s, an ørgy where sexuał activities are føcused øn recreatiøn and shared płeasure rather than reprøductiøn and maintaining typicał quadrants is at the łeast cøuntercułturał, and at the møst rebełłiøus. This døesn’t make participating a mørał imperative, høwever.” In the øther hand I am høłding a pøst that says “in a søciety where sex is førced and utiłitarian in purpøse such as Ałternia’s, wanting tø øpt øut øf sexuał rełatiøns entireły (perpetuałły ør tempørariły) is a møre than vałid chøice that shøułdn’t resułt in sømeøne being møcked ør scørned.” I crush bøth pøsts in my fists and they stream øntø the fłøør in piłes øf dust I have tø vacuum up nøw.

xx_WHAAAAATTT_SO_KEWL_ZOMG_xx

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"I'm going to sleep" and then I continue posting for 6 hours

fyi 4 all da totally a humie grrlz out dere: ilu

👁

xx_AHH_AHHHH_xx

xx_when_u_think_abt_it_music_is_kindoff......_good_xx

૮ ꈍﻌ ꈍა♥(˘ ε˘ )

barkfiend goes gorp

X Somewhere in the multiverse there is a woman named Mallie Callie and she is E-vil x
>[You can never be too zzure when armzz are on the loozze.]<

see, the thing is... while it's USUALLY cosmic horror... sometimes it's cosmic joy unbridled.

this pasta sauce gon make people trip its that good
TOO BAD MWAHAHA NOM NOM!!!! ssooo yuuumm <333 u can have the scraps :3 here lmao ;P
WHAT SPRINKLES AND STRAWBERRIES AND STRAWBERRY SYRUP??? 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 goes back in time and noms all ur delish oatmeal mmm nom nom nommmmmm so goooodddddd <33

sOmEtImEs my pAlmhUsk dOEs thIngs I dOn't UndErstAnd fOr rEAsOns I cAn't fAthOm wIth rEsUlts I cAn't qUItE pArsE And thAt's Ok :)

BEHOLD. THE PREMIERE BULLSHIT THAT COMES OOZING OUT OF #ABCCAFTERHOURS WHEN NONE OF US HAVE ANYTHING OF MEANINGFUL SUBSTANCE TO SAY. YEAH, YEAH, I WISH I COULD SCHEDULE THESE WHEN IT ISN'T WAY TOO DISGUSTINGLY LATE TO HAVE A DISCUSSION, TOO. SOME OF US HAVE FULL-TIME JOBS. AND I MEAN *FULL* FUCKING TIME. LITERALLY FOR ALL TIME. EVER. FUCK YOU. THANKS FOR JOINING TOLIGHT'S #WATCHPARTY. I'LL SEE THE REST OF YOU ON FRIDAY. UNFORTUNATELY.
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou

THE LAST POST BEFORE THE SITE FuCKING DIED BTW

I feel like Sisyphus
OMG everyone getting fre❥ky tonight ❥nd it’s ❥ business night LOL…

fuck yesss

xx_da_internet_is_crayzee_cuz_u_neverb_kno_whgeb_sum1_ur_talking_2_is_in_da_baht_room_xx

What do you mean there’s a possibility Mitch McTronnel is dead?

xx_spiritually_dis_is_me_xx
( Grade my strife specibus. https://www.legami.com/dw/image/v2/BDSQ_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-legami-master-catalog/default/dw995f3517/images_legami/zoom/GUN0003_1.jpg?sw=768&sh=768 )<
1f ur 4 scene g1rl g0 b4ck 1t up ♪͙͘͡ ★ put ur b00ty 1n the 41r 4nd sh4ke ur butt 🗣️🗣️🗣️ ♪͙͘͡ ★ #lyr1csp0st1ng #suggest1ve

If You Are Mean To Me I Will Tell My Lusus, Who Will In Turn Paralyze And Eat You. #serene #violence #gore
( Waspbile, sugargrub, lugwiggler, aaaand lemon 🍋 ♥️ )<

You can make your own at home.
( Gummy worm splurge 🪱 🪱 🪱 )<

good enough, i was also raised by one :)

dancez cutely in urz timelinez!! :3

Th★t's ★wesome, just ★nother cool thing ★bout o★tme★l is how vers★tile it is I suppose.

#bitesyou Just A Little, As A " Treat ". #violence #serene

looking nice

hahahahhah fuck yeah dude
My caste is fuLLLL of nomads, we don't reaLLLLy have a hive because we LLike it that way, Squeak. Sometimes we can LLive with those cLLosest to us, Squeak. ALLso did you know I can pop my ganderbuLLbs out of my sockets, Squeak?
















