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Malase Decaye

@malignantNoise

lyricist for hire. really, please hire me.

Blood: TealAge: Kult Score: 388Kull Score: 31622 followers24 following

pailing season is amazing i've helped 5 trolls fill their pail so far and still got 36 left!! #nsfw

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ok but i mean. when the drones come to collect and are presented a mix of troll material and alien material the offending party is going to be swiftly bisected anyway. maybe trisected. #violence #nsfw

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what has fronds but never claps??

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a clock?

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my personal kull score cultivator has arrived i guess.

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ur fat

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oh. were attempting "manifestation" now. ive heard about this before. keep it up. i believe in you.

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his broke ass couldnt afford more than one vowel in his first name. sad. #notvagueposting #specificposting

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K--<hop off my man phuntr

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this wasnt about him but im sorry he got caught in the crossfire. and also sorry about his vowel count. im sure hes making the best of what hes got.

i dont know if im going to be able to work this into a song. im probably just going to have to leave this one as a poem. "pityfool" her lulling voice drips down my spine like sopor sinks into my pores "now honey you will be just fine this pain will pass, will run its course" i hope that im the only troll who ever hears her speak this soft who feels that warmth grow in my soul when in her palms im held aloft but like a cup that overflows her pity swells and cascades down it washes over all she knows im left to wish that i could drown #poetry #palepining

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nahhh u shudda kept this in the fkn drafts innit, this proper cheeks ((uv ((mfaooo fk off wit tht 😂

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did you literally make an account on here and search my name so you could heckle me before doing a single other thing? you missed me that badly? its only been two nights since you were over.

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nah not even babes i made an account cos i hopped out the coon on some mad ting, some divine fkn arch-jester wit more bunda than you to((d me mid daymare i had to come vio((ate some onion-headed gob((in chatting wass on the net 😂 u get it yeah? it was some spiritua(( ting innit 😂 mans had two nites of proper mad harshwhimsy n now i can’t even pattern a third without gettin dragged back to ur c((apped ((i(( se((f <3<

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so you had a divine revelation telling you that i had gone too long without hearing you expel the contents of your acid tract onto anything that approaches sentimentality. though i guess i should take it as romantic that you think hating me is divinely ordained.

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ive been told i should post more on here. so tell me your grubbucks order and ill tell you how violent of a death the barista is wishing upon you.

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vventi iced caramel macchiato wwith almond milk and an extra shot of espresso havve the caramel drizzle divvided equally in the bottom and on top of the foam wwith light ice add three pumps a mocha syrup twwo pumps a toffee nut syrup and a sprinkle of cinnamon on top servve it in a grande cup wwith a separate cup of ice on the side an a packet of swweet n loww

one in ten chance theyll riff with you. two in ten theyre imagining a clean headshot. seven in ten chance theyre imagining turning your skull into a punch bowl. #violence

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theyre only imagining the normal background level of violence. they want the whole establishment to go up in flames and if youre in it thats too bad but if you escape theyre not disappointed or anything.

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theyre imagining holding your nug under the hot water spout for the approximate length of time it would take to finish that many drinks. #violence

if you let them greet the pup then theyre fine actually. if its for a troll then clean headshot. #violence

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they started tuning you out after the second modification and are vividly imagining what each of your internal organs looks like and how they would feel between their teeth. #violence #gore

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== oh... maybe i should cut down to five then... ==

youll be fine. theyve done it to me before. its not even hot enough to leave permanent scarring. #violence

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Medium black coffee with cream.

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now see that depends because if you just order a black coffee with cream they dont care. but if you order "just a plain old regular normal coffee none of that frufru caramel mocha frappy machiatoes" theyre picturing your jaw being wired shut. #violence

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i dont work at grubbucks anymore but when i did the only good part of any shift was commiserating with one of the olive girls who usually got put on the same shifts as i did. but then she got fired for "pocketing tips" even though that wasnt what she was doing. the money she was pocketing was for the extra "flavor shot" of spit that she had a handful of regulars come asking for specifically pretty much every night. they were pretty upset when they came back around and she didnt work there anymore. one of them gutted the guy who fired her. she still didnt come back to grubbucks though. i was fired a little while after that. for being "bad at smiling." uh #nsfw and #violence #gore just in case.

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>>>(Despite) creating the value >>>(The) working class yet again thrown aside

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many such cases.

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um. a lot happened, but im not dead. the lyrics were finished a while ago. im... not totally sure how i feel about them anymore, but completed is completed. i might as well post. #songwriting #lyrics "the worst thing" [verse 1] i cant buy lipstick in my favorite shade there are no cosmetics in the color of your hate black could never be so deep no gloss ever match the sheen two rich hues smeared between hate-torn lips, my tongue, your teeth [chorus] so bite my lips and tell me that im not a fling dig your claws, assure me that this means something do i get under your skin half as bad as you do bite my lips and tell me im the worst thing thats happened to you [verse 2] i cant go out tonight in the shirt i like best cause during our last fight you ripped the damn thing from my chest and with my pulse under your hand squeezed out all the words id planned cause of course you understand how quick i cave to your demands [bridge] you spend your days in my dreams (am i the worst thing) your nights tearing at my seams (cause youre the worst thing) but i will never come clean (am i the worst thing) about how much that even means (yeah youre the worst thing) [chorus] so bite my lips and tell me that im not a fling dig your claws, assure me that this means something do i get under your skin half as bad as you do bite my lips and tell me im the worst thing thats happened to you

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tHIS IS,,, wOW,,, iT FEELS JUST LIKE ME, rIGHT NOW,,,

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im glad that someone could relate. sometimes it feels like the expectation is for your flushed quadrant to be the most important one to you. i think most trolls begrudge having to say anything positive about their kismesis even if that positive something is "this rivalry gives me a sense of purpose and a much needed outlet for all of my frustration." i cant say that im... unaffected by those sorts of reservations. i probably couldnt have posted this as easily as i did if my kismesis had a chittr account.

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not related to the song i was posting about before. just a thought i had to jot down before it was lost. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/25/IMG_8610.jpeg

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and for screen readers, "the sun peeking through the blinds isnt half as harsh as the look in her mates bulbs when i catch his burning gaze."

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everyone had really kind things to say, and honestly it was pretty encouraging. i figured out the chorus after i managed to cool down. i think im happy with it. theres only a few more wrinkles to smooth out before i would call the whole thing done.

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after that. uh. its just a matter of getting someone with actual musical ability to pick it up.

sorry about my handwriting. actually, on second thought, maybe i should just type this out for screen readers and legibility anyway... i cant buy lipstick / in my favorite shade / there are no cosmetics / in the color of your hate black could never be so deep / no gloss ever match the sheen / two rich hues smeared between / hate-torn lips, my tongue, your teeth https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/24/mal_lyrics.jpg

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oooh! can i come up with a bass instrumental for this?

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love the poetry content, instant follow fr

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just read the bio, lyrics are poetry all the same and fully obsessed w/ this

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feel free. i dont have an ounce of talent for instruments. i would really like to hear what you come up with.

im glad that i could write something that resonated with at least a handful of trolls. hopefully i have the time and the guts to post more like this in the near future.

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this feels way more embarrassing than i thought it would. fighting the urge to just delete.

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OOOh dear please dooon't! Yooour writing is magnificent. Thooose lyrics shooow a haunted and sensitive soooul, the sooorts ooof which are rare ooon Alternia these days!

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that is very kind of you to say. thank you. i cant promise that my shyness wont eventually get the better of me, but ill leave that last chitt up at least.