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Malase Decaye

@malignantNoise

lyricist for hire. really, please hire me.

Blood: TealAge: Kult Score: 388Kull Score: 31621 followers24 following

i do kind of admire the trolls who have globes enough to be able to hornypost while under the imminent threat of a drone visit. i dont even have any problems with my quadrants and the threat of drones is still so stressful that the fear chemicals in my pan completely drown out any of the ones associated with arousal. this might be a #skillissue on my part. #violence #nsfw

its something between humbling and reassuring that in this vast multiverse even the trolls who you look up to the most who seem so cool and untouchable... even those trolls have really embarrassing alternates.

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his broke ass couldnt afford more than one vowel in his first name. sad. #notvagueposting #specificposting

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K--<hop off my man phuntr

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this wasnt about him but im sorry he got caught in the crossfire. and also sorry about his vowel count. im sure hes making the best of what hes got.

ain’t nobody give a fuck bout ya mans she chat bout me you fkn feed f((unky 😂 hop off my gir((’s page before i come and beat the piss out of you

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K--<come try it motherfucker i need to beat the fuck out of a purpleblood again so people like me again

you out here having a wank over the thought of c((out chasin off some rando m8 right ((ow it or mans gonna c((art you 😂 i ain’t one of these wet ninnies i(((( have you out on road quick fam 💀

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\\ im from the uk youre trying way too hard man calm down

\\ i need to try harder now 🫡

\\ ok hey real quick are you from the uk? i gotta check. theres cultural context here you should know.

\\ huh

\\ look just. are you from the uk yes or no. do you realise what youre doing rn. because im not saying it cant be done tastefully but i really dont think you are doing it tastefully.

my personal kull score cultivator has arrived i guess.

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ur fat

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oh. were attempting "manifestation" now. ive heard about this before. keep it up. i believe in you.

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i dont know if im going to be able to work this into a song. im probably just going to have to leave this one as a poem. "pityfool" her lulling voice drips down my spine like sopor sinks into my pores "now honey you will be just fine this pain will pass, will run its course" i hope that im the only troll who ever hears her speak this soft who feels that warmth grow in my soul when in her palms im held aloft but like a cup that overflows her pity swells and cascades down it washes over all she knows im left to wish that i could drown #poetry #palepining

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nahhh u shudda kept this in the fkn drafts innit, this proper cheeks ((uv ((mfaooo fk off wit tht 😂

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did you literally make an account on here and search my name so you could heckle me before doing a single other thing? you missed me that badly? its only been two nights since you were over.

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nah not even babes i made an account cos i hopped out the coon on some mad ting, some divine fkn arch-jester wit more bunda than you to((d me mid daymare i had to come vio((ate some onion-headed gob((in chatting wass on the net 😂 u get it yeah? it was some spiritua(( ting innit 😂 mans had two nites of proper mad harshwhimsy n now i can’t even pattern a third without gettin dragged back to ur c((apped ((i(( se((f <3<

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so you had a divine revelation telling you that i had gone too long without hearing you expel the contents of your acid tract onto anything that approaches sentimentality. though i guess i should take it as romantic that you think hating me is divinely ordained.

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givin you wet wi((((ies is some divine ordainment ((eave ya front door open or mans hoppin thru ya window on a mad ting, tre f((ip n a(((( that you hear me ?

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i worked for a sweep at alternian eagle outfitters and won "worst hairline" four times in that period by popular vote. they invented the superlative just for me. i doubt anyone else was honored with it after i got fired for "tanking the vibe". anyway i have bangs now.

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i dont work at grubbucks anymore but when i did the only good part of any shift was commiserating with one of the olive girls who usually got put on the same shifts as i did. but then she got fired for "pocketing tips" even though that wasnt what she was doing. the money she was pocketing was for the extra "flavor shot" of spit that she had a handful of regulars come asking for specifically pretty much every night. they were pretty upset when they came back around and she didnt work there anymore. one of them gutted the guy who fired her. she still didnt come back to grubbucks though. i was fired a little while after that. for being "bad at smiling." uh #nsfw and #violence #gore just in case.

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>>>(Despite) creating the value >>>(The) working class yet again thrown aside

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many such cases.

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ive been told i should post more on here. so tell me your grubbucks order and ill tell you how violent of a death the barista is wishing upon you.

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theyre only imagining the normal background level of violence. they want the whole establishment to go up in flames and if youre in it thats too bad but if you escape theyre not disappointed or anything.

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theyre imagining holding your nug under the hot water spout for the approximate length of time it would take to finish that many drinks. #violence

if you let them greet the pup then theyre fine actually. if its for a troll then clean headshot. #violence

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xx_x(_MY_PUP_CUP..._xx

they started tuning you out after the second modification and are vividly imagining what each of your internal organs looks like and how they would feel between their teeth. #violence #gore

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== oh... maybe i should cut down to five then... ==

youll be fine. theyve done it to me before. its not even hot enough to leave permanent scarring. #violence

== my hair would probably catch most of it... or my glasses... so i guess that's fine... ==

Medium black coffee with cream.

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now see that depends because if you just order a black coffee with cream they dont care. but if you order "just a plain old regular normal coffee none of that frufru caramel mocha frappy machiatoes" theyre picturing your jaw being wired shut. #violence

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thats the first hate react ive ever gotten. seems fitting for a song about kismet.

um. a lot happened, but im not dead. the lyrics were finished a while ago. im... not totally sure how i feel about them anymore, but completed is completed. i might as well post. #songwriting #lyrics "the worst thing" [verse 1] i cant buy lipstick in my favorite shade there are no cosmetics in the color of your hate black could never be so deep no gloss ever match the sheen two rich hues smeared between hate-torn lips, my tongue, your teeth [chorus] so bite my lips and tell me that im not a fling dig your claws, assure me that this means something do i get under your skin half as bad as you do bite my lips and tell me im the worst thing thats happened to you [verse 2] i cant go out tonight in the shirt i like best cause during our last fight you ripped the damn thing from my chest and with my pulse under your hand squeezed out all the words id planned cause of course you understand how quick i cave to your demands [bridge] you spend your days in my dreams (am i the worst thing) your nights tearing at my seams (cause youre the worst thing) but i will never come clean (am i the worst thing) about how much that even means (yeah youre the worst thing) [chorus] so bite my lips and tell me that im not a fling dig your claws, assure me that this means something do i get under your skin half as bad as you do bite my lips and tell me im the worst thing thats happened to you

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tHIS IS,,, wOW,,, iT FEELS JUST LIKE ME, rIGHT NOW,,,

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im glad that someone could relate. sometimes it feels like the expectation is for your flushed quadrant to be the most important one to you. i think most trolls begrudge having to say anything positive about their kismesis even if that positive something is "this rivalry gives me a sense of purpose and a much needed outlet for all of my frustration." i cant say that im... unaffected by those sorts of reservations. i probably couldnt have posted this as easily as i did if my kismesis had a chittr account.

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not related to the song i was posting about before. just a thought i had to jot down before it was lost. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/25/IMG_8610.jpeg

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and for screen readers, "the sun peeking through the blinds isnt half as harsh as the look in her mates bulbs when i catch his burning gaze."

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my favorite songwriter does this thing in one of my favorite songs of his. that i wish i could pull of with even half the efficacy as he does. but the first time the chorus plays, we hear the "call" half of a call-and-response, but we dont hear the response until the second time the chorus comes around. i think the build up and pay off to it is very satisfying.

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do i love spicy food? absolutely. is my spice tolerance decent? not at all. but can my acid tract at least handle it? also no. but it is noble to suffer for the things we love.

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everyone had really kind things to say, and honestly it was pretty encouraging. i figured out the chorus after i managed to cool down. i think im happy with it. theres only a few more wrinkles to smooth out before i would call the whole thing done.

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after that. uh. its just a matter of getting someone with actual musical ability to pick it up.

my face is burning up. im going to go dunk my head under some running water. or something.

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this feels way more embarrassing than i thought it would. fighting the urge to just delete.

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noooo i love your lyrics!!

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OOOh dear please dooon't! Yooour writing is magnificent. Thooose lyrics shooow a haunted and sensitive soooul, the sooorts ooof which are rare ooon Alternia these days!

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Nah your3 2ick with it

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Own the gift you possess.

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that is very kind of you to say. thank you. i cant promise that my shyness wont eventually get the better of me, but ill leave that last chitt up at least.

I understand, dear. And it's oookay if it doooes. But it's sooo impooortant that yooou tooooook the first step in putting yooourself ooout there and finding kindred spirits! That's part ooof living life tooo its fullest :)!

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sorry about my handwriting. actually, on second thought, maybe i should just type this out for screen readers and legibility anyway... i cant buy lipstick / in my favorite shade / there are no cosmetics / in the color of your hate black could never be so deep / no gloss ever match the sheen / two rich hues smeared between / hate-torn lips, my tongue, your teeth https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/24/mal_lyrics.jpg

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Sooong lyrics? I like it!

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oooh! can i come up with a bass instrumental for this?

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love the poetry content, instant follow fr

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just read the bio, lyrics are poetry all the same and fully obsessed w/ this

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@gardenGamma[GG]

feel free. i dont have an ounce of talent for instruments. i would really like to hear what you come up with.

im glad that i could write something that resonated with at least a handful of trolls. hopefully i have the time and the guts to post more like this in the near future.

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