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>-8==— i am not trying to spoil them. >-8==— im providing the ccare they need before we ccan placce them bacck with a new lusus...
>-8==— i am in way over my head here taking ccare of these wigglers.... >-8==— they are so ccute but they really like to bite! >-8==— i don't know how the jades in the ccaves do it... >-8==— i have other patients that need attending!! >-8==— agh but it's hard to say no to them... #medcchittr #fprjcccc
WELL, SHIT. MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE IT A… SHOT. HAR HAR.
I’VE TAKEN TO STUDYING SUBJECTS OF WHICH I’M UNFAMILIAR IN AN ATTEMPT TO NO LONGER EAT MY WORDS WHEN I SAY I’M SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU SOPPING WET SHITBAGS WITH A HOWLING WIND PASSING BETWEEN YOUR AURALDUCTS WHERE YOUR SPONGES SHOULD BE. FIRST UP: BEFORAN MEDICULL PRACTICE. DOES THIS COUNT AS #MEDICULLCHITTR? AM I GOING TO BE A HOT NURSE WITH HORRIBLE BEDSIDE MANNER?
keep yxur glxves xn sister prxngjxb. yxu’re nxt getting my pants xff. #mediatereact. #nsfw. - xx
They should invent a hospital and a bank in the same building. Troll Taco Bell combination Troll Pizza Hut style. The robbery would be so efficient.
plur tx all my indigx+ cxwxrkers but yxur text cxlxr is getting lighxed by 20-50%. yxu can’t even imagine the vividly readable nexn cxlxr palette i surf chittr xn. i wxuld gx sx far as tx call it “scene.” - xx
WOULD YOU GUYS CONSIDER JACKING OFF TO BE A SPORT? I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BUT I CONSIDER THAT SHIT TO BE A SPORT, OKAY? IF PEOPLE CAN SIT BACK AND LABEL GODDAMN GOLF WHICH IS THE BORINGEST FUCKING SPORT IN THE WORLD, A GODDAMN SPORT—IF YOU CAN LABEL THAT SHIT AS A SPORT AND IF YOU CAN LABEL GODDAMN FISHING AS A SPORT, I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU CAN LABEL JACKING OFF A SPORT. #NSFW