Dr. Sister Prongduty
@materialCollector
Situlogist and Fertility Specialist at the Feferi Peixes Reefstorative Justice Culling Center.〜〜〜
>-8==— i am in way over my head here taking ccare of these wigglers.... >-8==— they are so ccute but they really like to bite! >-8==— i don't know how the jades in the ccaves do it... >-8==— i have other patients that need attending!! >-8==— agh but it's hard to say no to them... #medcchittr #fprjcccc
You need to develop tougher chitin. You're going to stunt their development if you continue to spoil them.〜〜
I’VE TAKEN TO STUDYING SUBJECTS OF WHICH I’M UNFAMILIAR IN AN ATTEMPT TO NO LONGER EAT MY WORDS WHEN I SAY I’M SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU SOPPING WET SHITBAGS WITH A HOWLING WIND PASSING BETWEEN YOUR AURALDUCTS WHERE YOUR SPONGES SHOULD BE. FIRST UP: BEFORAN MEDICULL PRACTICE. DOES THIS COUNT AS #MEDICULLCHITTR? AM I GOING TO BE A HOT NURSE WITH HORRIBLE BEDSIDE MANNER?
You could not be any worse than our current nurses.〜〜
@resuscitativeNightingale〜〜〜〜
it’s called fashixn. lxxk it up. - xx
We should be allowed to forcibly amputate you. Where's Dr. Eupnoi when you need them.〜〜〜〜〜
xXx WHXT. xXx #chill #ithxughtwewerechill #stayyxurprxng. - xx
I have nothing against you. But those pants are a blight on the great Beforan Empire and need to be eradicated. If your legs are collateral then so be it.〜〜〜〜〜
keep yxur glxves xn sister prxngjxb. yxu’re nxt getting my pants xff. #mediatereact. #nsfw. - xx
Not my name.〜〜〜〜〜
hxw dx i get the harmacist tx start stxcking these. #medchittr #cullchittr. - xx
You sicken me.〜〜〜〜
...Must I really tag all of my work-related posts with #nsfw. They're literally safe for work.〜〜
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It aggravates me how wrigglerish people can be about genetic material. As if genetic material is not the reason we are all alive. They ought to consider themselves lucky that someone like me didn't tip their pail down a drain before it could make it to the Mother Grub.〜〜〜〜
To whomever left their filial pail under the table in the employee recuperation block:〜〜〜〜〜 I will ask this one time for you to properly register it with the Situlogy Department. You have until the end of my shift to rectify this error.〜〜〜 If you do, I will not make a public post calling out the pitiful volume of your contributions. I recommend this course of action to spare yourself the mockery from your colleagues.〜〜 You have six hours. #nsfw #medchittr #cullchittr #fprjcc〜〜〜〜
🧹🧽 <not mine.
Oh, hello. I was just about to @ you. You should clean the employee recuperation block.〜〜〜〜
i HOPE, tHAT WAS NOT, mYSELF,
I should hope not. Anyone staff member found guilty of fornicating with a patient would be facing severe consequences.〜〜〜〜〜
A blueblood patient tonight asked me what color the combined genetic material contributions of his and his goldblood partner's would be.〜〜 Some people need to go back to schoolfeeding.〜〜〜〜 #medchittr #cullchittr #nsfw #fprjcc〜〜〜〜
yxu knxw we’re allxwed tx cull them fxr being stupid. straight up dumb as a bxx xf rxcks. - xx
Why would I want to do that.〜〜〜〜
every trxll relieved xf reprxductive respxnsibility is a line item xff yxur tx-dx list. - xx
Excellent idea. You're smarter than you look.〜〜 But I won't be doing the culling. Someone else can take him. And his partner, for all I care.〜〜〜
and alsx i lxxk smart. //_x" - xx
If you say so.〜〜〜〜〜
Greetings, Chittr.〜〜〜〜〜 I am Dr. Sister Nonata Prongduty, situlogist and fertility specialist at the Feferi Peixes Reefstorative Justice Culling Center.〜〜〜〜 For those of you who don't know what that means, which I suspect is most of you, I will put this simply: I do buckets.〜〜 I hope we become well-acquainted. #medchittr #cullchittr #fprjcc〜〜〜〜〜
@operationalDeliverance Why did you rechitt this, Dr. Hyster. Should I be rechitting everyone's introduction posts.〜〜〜〜〜
Mmmmng. . .ㅤI thought. . . that is what we are supposed to do. The Cerulean boy. . . did it to me. I am sorry, ma'am.ㅤ. .
Tenten, you mean. I wouldn't pattern any behaviors after his if I were you. But I suppose this is ultimately harmless. Apology accepted.〜〜〜
Do you like the picture. I had Sister Greenhorn take it for me.〜〜〜〜〜
Mmmmng. . .ㅤYes. . . You look. . . mmmng. . . nice.ㅤ. .
Thank you. You look nice in yours as well.〜〜〜
there's like five beforan do(tors joining (hittr in as man7 nights, what the hell is happening
✧જ⁀ Maybe more people are getting hurt! Like some kind of symbol in the clouds to gather them all on Chittr!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
My coworkers are very persuasive.〜〜
>>>(Coordinated) solicitation... >>>(A) mass marketing move for selling insurance of (Their) next mass catastrophe... >>>((They)) want (Your) mind as well as body!.. >>>(Harvesting) flesh and coin...
I don't want anyone's mind. Just the body will do.〜〜〜〜
I just adore wiping spittle from my face after every consult8tion!!!!!!!! #vaguepost #lightempath #mediculler
Yuck. I cannot say I envy your job.〜〜〜〜