matespritIsland
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What happens in Fiji gets its own series 😉 Stream two new episodes of Love Island: #BeyondTheVilla every Wednesday, 9PM ET only on @Peacock
Roxy and Evidet are talking
Votes are in and it is with a heavy heart that I do not have I have to say Ikonos and Petroa lose.
☆ ITS RIGGED AGAINST LOWBLOODS FUKK THIS STUPID GAME☆
KILL!!!!!!!!! KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The worst car I've ever seen, palm leaf fan that's fancy, a fire, or a painting of the beach with a cow who loses?
the fIrE sucks shit cull em. that rEAlly cOOl tank and whOevEr mAdE it shOUld win.
by the way pretty fUckIng lOadEd qUestiOn, right? yOU can't dEscribE it as shitty in the vOtE.
>> ¡ don't th¡nk CONTEડTANTડ ડhou1d be perm¡tted to vote ¡n an aud¡ence vote.
↗️A SCUTTLEBUGGY HAS LITERALLY NO USE HERE. ELIMINATE IT.↗️
∘☽ For those curious about the painting.. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/MATESPRITE%20ISLAND%20PAINTING.png ☾∘
First challenge! Make something! They're brainstorming rn!
someone B----ETTA FUCKIN LOS-----E ALR-EADY I WANNA S----E-----E )(------EADS ROLL
)(AAAAAA)( )(A)()()( )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A! -----EV-ERYT)(ING IS WOND----ERFUL IN LOV-----E AND D-----EAT)(!
Holy shit why are we rating bulges
Genuinely. Why did you expect ★nything else?
>> BWJWVWJWBAN they're juડt paડડ¡onate about the¡r ¡ntereડtડ, we cou1d a11 aડp¡re to be more 1¡ke them
Petroa and Ikonos are paired!!!
the lEAst bOrIng OptiOn. only OnE hErE who sEEms to fUckIn get it bEsidEs zIplinE guy, hAhahA.
Evidet and Vriniz are paired!!!
>> ¡'m ડorry everyone e1ડe, ¡ 1ove you guyડ, but ¡ am 1¡v¡ng for the Ev¡det updateડ.
Nervous Broad and Roxy are paired!!!
>> a1ડo ¡ have to ડay, th¡ડ ¡ડ a cute pa¡r¡ng
Leiloo and Sawyer are paired!!!
And they landed their shot!!!
Someones shooting their shot with evidet
They are all picking their matesprits for the first challenge!
Roxy wants and I quote "tall an pretty"
#evidetupdate he's cute in a sad barkbeast way
>> ¡n a ડad barkbeaડt way?? maybe,,, ¡ gueડડ ¡ cou1d ડee that for h¡m 1mfao man th¡ડ makeડ me ડad ¡ can't ડee f¡rડthand 1o1
Every man is sad in a barkbeast way that's the only reason they exist
If Evidet loses my show there won't be a kismesis island cause I'm jumping #cw-self-harm NOT BIAS BTW
>> thank you thank you, he'ડ rea11y not a11owed to 1oડe
>> a1ડo, actua11y, p1eaડe prov¡de EXTRA updateડ on how he'ડ do¡ng ¡n part¡cu1ar
They're all saying hi and meeting rn!
OKAY BUT WHERE'S THE ROMANTIC TENSION IS THERE ANY ROMANTIC TENSION YET? LONGING GAZES AND JEALOUS SIDE EYES? I NEED DETAILS.
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MATESPRIT ISLAND HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR UPDATES!
i call dibs on cullin t)(e losers
Come on come on come on come on come on what are we waiting for let me watch let me see.
Cast announcement! @spiritualMotorist @nervousBroad @resplendentCandour @cairnSojourner @alpacalipsArise @groovyKosmonaut @ricochayedCattle @trendyGnostalgic @crescenticLacus (There's more but they are running behind on giving me their accounts!) #MatespritIslandAlternia!
Soon I'll be announcing the contestants @'s! #MatespritIsland