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Adam Graham

@mechanicChariot

The first of the first, and the best of the best.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 1736Kull Score: 273532 followers65 following

I don't recognise a lot of the people on this website now. Looks like there's either been a userbase shift while I've been away, or they're just harder to spot amongst an increased number of registered users. More people to get to know, I suppose. And that's always nice.

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[FROM BEING ON HERE EVERYDAY I #AN $AFELY TELL YOU IT$ PROBABLY AN U$ERBA$E $HIFT AND AN IN#REA$E IN REGI$TERED U$ER$]

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I suppose at the end of the day it's just human nature, isn't it?

@randomPerson#3352 I love you.

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I do believe the predicament that previous rulership ended up in with the hostile takeover situation may create a strong sympathy vote if we *were* to call for an election right about now. I was going to ask @barackObamant about this matter, but then I realised he's not @barackObama whatsoever, so that would be dumb of me to do.

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True. We would be two separate people. Although it seems like an interesting situation. Perhaps the ruler will call for one in the coming days.

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Who the fuck is that.

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@barackObama[BO]

Not you, sir. That's for sure.

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Earth C economy sounds pretty fucked up right now. Chat, if I were to call for a vote of no confidence in this new leadership and demand an election, could you get behind that?

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Dude I have been drinking for like fifteen hours. Is shit transpiring at the Grey House still? @barackObama Can we get a status report on the stitchuation? #substance

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literally started 30 minutes ago

@barackObama[BO]

How bad is it? I can go down there.

don’t

@barackObama[BO]

You sure? I'd win.

positive

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My name is Doof and you'll do what I say (woop, woop). My name is Doof and you'll do what I say (woop, woop).

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Only once we decide what's good does anything become evil.

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In a vacuum, sure.

I'm gonna put you in a vacuum, Casper. Fschoooooooom.

That's kinda messed up, man.

I'm a grown ass man. Why do I still need to present my ID to get to shit? Who am I even presenting it to? All of these websites are mirrors of dead people's work.

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Because I'm chittr.ing I'm figuring on chittr.ing And chittr.ing Is triggering More chittr.ing

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Update. I have acquired the seven Chaos Emeralds. Well, I say "the" seven. Trollbama seems to have an eighth Emerald. This confuses me too. I'm thinking of asking him if we can put them all together and see if anything happens.

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Pleased to announce that @barackObama is now forklift certified. @dailyQuests

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But I... I... o.... okay. Thanks, I think?

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@barackObama[BO]

[|87 :: Congratulat;ons Obama!

@barackObama[BO]

Let me guess. You forgot everything as soon as the exam ended? Happens all the time. If you'd like to go over it again tomorrow, I'm available.

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@barackObama[BO]

𝗥𝗘𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗦: Forklift certification, 49 gold, 70 exp

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I hate this. It would be so easy to just say he's wrong. But that discounts that he *knows* things. I don't want to give any more away. I've reassessed my judgment and I've decided I'm not telling him any hints. I want to see this put together. @graciousChampion I challenge you.

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Is he playing with me? The pieces aren't being put together perfectly. But I don't know whether that's because they blur together at the edges, or if he's toying with me, telling me things that don't make sense but that reveal what he knows. You've got me hooked. I admit it. You have my attention, Writer.

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Dashwatching. The act of watching your dash and observing real-time events. Dashwashing. The act of polishing your feed with blocks and follows, and separating the chaff from the cream of the crop. Dashwaiting. Biding your time until it happens.

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My curiosity may get the better of me. I really do want to see how much he knows. It should've been surface level. Everyone I know calls me that. But, without realising, I've been keeping it a secret here. All this time. Why would he know? Ah, well. If that's the best he can do...

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Perhaps this is a lesson in internet safety? You give out personal information and this is what happens. Though I can't comment on how much was 'given out' and how much this guy is reading people's minds, but still.

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Some of it may be mind reading, Some of it may not be. Draco said. Or was that the other guy? #TheScript

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You're good.

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What the fuck?

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I am disheartened to announce that Tung Tung Tung Sahur has given his life in the line of duty to destroy videogenerative LLM software giant SoraAI. May we all remember his sacrifice.

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he'll always be in our tung tung tung sahearts </3

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Spousal appreciation Saturday.

Genuinely tidy your rooms ASAP. I have been sitting on a Nintendo 64 for two hours now and only just realised it thanks to the layered blankets and clothes atop it.

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࣪⊹₊˚{ that is PITIFUL!!!! }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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