Adam Graham
@mechanicChariot
The first of the first, and the best of the best.
X Month 1 Chittr OGs where you at? x
I try to pop in every now-and-then, but I have a lot more to do than hang out on Chittr as much as I used to. Besides, there's another much more active Graham on this platform anyway, even if her name's weird. Consider Adalyn my spiritual successor.
i made an oc his horns got cut off in thome cool backthtory thhit that adds to his aura https://file.garden/yamhqbgapby70p5c/chittr/thcreenshot%202026-07-23%20132937.png
@electricPugilist Is this you?
What good timing! #matespritmonday I love my wife. @randomPerson#3352 Wouldn't be here without you, sweetheart.
Actually, I'm pretty sure it's the other way around. If I've got my planets mapped out correctly. -^4
I PAZZED OUT WAT HAPPENED W/ THE WHOLE COUP THING?? X?
Meenah takeover. Trollbama retired. Bunch of other resignations. Economy crash.
If Q-Tips aren’t meant for my ear canals, why are they perfectly ear canal shaped?
They're actually slightly bigger. The perfect size would be a bit smaller to safely remove material without bashing it further in.
Unlimited Q-Tips and endless permission to put as many in my ears as I please. It's awesome.
I do believe the predicament that previous rulership ended up in with the hostile takeover situation may create a strong sympathy vote if we *were* to call for an election right about now. I was going to ask @barackObamant about this matter, but then I realised he's not @barackObama whatsoever, so that would be dumb of me to do.
Who the fuck is that.
first order of business: serve second order of business: swap out the resolute desk for somefin cooler
MY DESK NO
Fear not, Mr. President. That's only the decoy desk. Your real one has been preserved and hidden.
Dude I have been drinking for like fifteen hours. Is shit transpiring at the Grey House still? @barackObama Can we get a status report on the stitchuation? #substance
literally started 30 minutes ago
don’t
If you don’t hear from me by tomorrow, please assume I have ran off into the woods and shed this life of democracy.
If you don't come back do you want me to brick-wall the entrance to the Trollbama Trollhideout behind the portrait?
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an evil sorcerer.
And he was
Saving my Chittr.ing password on all the computers in the office just in case I need to say something really fast.
Mr. President, this is as awful an idea as writing your password on a sticky note. Would you like me to get you a separate PDA dedicated to Chittr?
Only once we decide what's good does anything become evil.
In a vacuum, sure.
I need more noises. Of course I h★ve the cl★ssic "Tch" ★nd the niche (but still used) "Hks" but I need to bro★den my horizons. I might st★rt going like "Hrng"
I'd send him your way, but there IS one thing preventing you two from getting along really well.
Wh★t's th★t?
D★mn.