Adam Graham

@mechanicChariot

The first of the first, and the best of the best.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 1736Kull Score: 273532 followers 65 following

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Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

ON DAT DERP

Just about the derpiest user around!

@hemoptysisCyanide[HC]

I PAZZED OUT WAT HAPPENED W/ THE WHOLE COUP THING?? X?

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

@mechanicChariot[MC]

Meenah takeover. Trollbama retired. Bunch of other resignations. Economy crash.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Not Barak Trollbama

@barackObamant[BO]

If Q-Tips aren’t meant for my ear canals, why are they perfectly ear canal shaped?

Kult: +30

Kull: +25

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.20

@mechanicChariot[MC]

They're actually slightly bigger. The perfect size would be a bit smaller to safely remove material without bashing it further in.

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Not Barak Trollbama

@barackObamant[BO]

How much is Big Q-Tip paying you?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

Unlimited Q-Tips and endless permission to put as many in my ears as I please. It's awesome.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

@balefulBravo[BB]

Hey. That was funny.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

Thank you, I appreciate that.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@mechanicChariot[MC]

I do believe the predicament that previous rulership ended up in with the hostile takeover situation may create a strong sympathy vote if we *were* to call for an election right about now. I was going to ask @barackObamant about this matter, but then I realised he's not @barackObama whatsoever, so that would be dumb of me to do.

@barackObamant @barackObama

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

Who the fuck is that.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

Not you, sir. That's for sure.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Meenah Peixes, You Know The Name

Verified

A user of established repute

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

first order of business: serve second order of business: swap out the resolute desk for somefin cooler

Kult: +106

Kull: +34

Total: 140

Ratio: 3.12

Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

MY DESK NO

Kult: +22

Total: 22

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

Fear not, Mr. President. That's only the decoy desk. Your real one has been preserved and hidden.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @barackObama[BO]

@mechanicChariot[MC]

I lowkey just went there and moved it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@mechanicChariot[MC]

Dude I have been drinking for like fifteen hours. Is shit transpiring at the Grey House still? @barackObama Can we get a status report on the stitchuation? #substance

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

literally started 30 minutes ago

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

How bad is it? I can go down there.

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Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

don’t

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

You sure? I'd win.

Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

If you don’t hear from me by tomorrow, please assume I have ran off into the woods and shed this life of democracy.

Kult: +56

Kull: +5

Total: 61

Ratio: 11.20

@mechanicChariot[MC]

If you don't come back do you want me to brick-wall the entrance to the Trollbama Trollhideout behind the portrait?

Sollux "Thorax" Captor

@twinAmnesias[TA]

Let'2 try 2omethiing funny. IIt'2 2tory tiime, You may u2e three word2 two contiinue the 2tory giiven by the la2t per2on who diid a chiit. II know giiven how chiittr ii2 there wiill liikely be people who don't re2pond two eachother, but attempt two make a reply chaiin iif you can. for 2ciience. II 2hall 2tart. ***************************************************************************************** There once liived

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@magicianChartreuse[MC]

an evil sorcerer.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

And he was

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

an evil sorcerer.

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

Saving my Chittr.ing password on all the computers in the office just in case I need to say something really fast.

Kult: +26

Kull: +10

Total: 36

Ratio: 2.60

@mechanicChariot[MC]

Mr. President, this is as awful an idea as writing your password on a sticky note. Would you like me to get you a separate PDA dedicated to Chittr?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@mechanicChariot[MC]

Only once we decide what's good does anything become evil.

Kult: +10

Kull: +17

Total: 27

Ratio: 0.59

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

@chillerAficionado[CA]

In a vacuum, sure.

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

@mechanicChariot[MC]

I'm gonna put you in a vacuum, Casper. Fschoooooooom.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

@singularityManifest[SM]

I need more noises. Of course I h★ve the cl★ssic "Tch" ★nd the niche (but still used) "Hks" but I need to bro★den my horizons. I might st★rt going like "Hrng"

Kult: +40

Kull: +30

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.33

@mechanicChariot[MC]

I know a guy who does that.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@mechanicChariot[MC]

I'd send him your way, but there IS one thing preventing you two from getting along really well.

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Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

@singularityManifest[SM]

Wh★t's th★t?

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

He's like mega troll racist.

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Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

@singularityManifest[SM]

D★mn.

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

It's a real shame honestly. You'd be such good friends.

Verified

A user of established repute

Patron Saint of Rank

This user recognizes #RankBait posts (im)piously.

Fujoshi Pride

A truly rotten girl!

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

@archiveAddict[AA]

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5b51d52c1a7.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Jermah985, rankmaid arisen, gillplay, gill focus, archive rating: G)

Kult: +84

Kull: +16

Total: 100

Ratio: 5.25

@mechanicChariot[MC]

I thought Jermah was dead?

Verified

A user of established repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

#COLLABS

In this world, it's COLLAB or NOTHING.

@amorousChanteuse[AC]

sooooooo i’m gonna need a guitar sample from someone. any takers?

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

@mechanicChariot[MC]

This any good?

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

Apparently not.