Adam Graham

@mechanicChariot

The first of the first, and the best of the best.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 1768Kull Score: 279532 followers 65 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@mechanicChariot[MC]

There was a time I was on the leaderboard, you know. But social media stopped being a concern for me a while ago. Got bigger things to do.

Kult: +62

Kull: +60

Total: 122

Ratio: 1.03

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Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@regicidalJester[RJ]

Wooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww -^2

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Deverified

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@regicidalJester[RJ]

Wooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww -^3

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Deverified

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@regicidalJester[RJ]

Wooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww -^4

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

Oh, sorry, allow me to correct my spelling mistake. Shame on you, *clown boy.

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

Here's a Roblox gift card, go away.

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Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@regicidalJester[RJ]

Every day I understand Salvag's position more and more. -^2

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

I've seen how you bicker with the other Adam, this can't be breaking new ground.

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

Salvag's position is not one you should want to be in.

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Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@magicianChartreuse[MC]

#suggestive?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

You can fuck right off effective immediately.

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

#TrashPandaSupporter

Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.

Oblong Meat Product

This is literally just a hotdog.

pansexual

love yourself

@gaussianGlissando[GG]

Should I make an askbox? Would anyone even care?

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

@mechanicChariot[MC]

Neat symbol you've got there. I'm sure you'll get someone's attention for your questions, at least. It was easy to get mine.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

bisexual

love yourself

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@graveWalker[GW]

X Month 1 Chittr OGs where you at? x

Kult: +10

Kull: +15

Total: 25

Ratio: 0.67

@mechanicChariot[MC]

Busy. Got a thing going on.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@mechanicChariot[MC]

I try to pop in every now-and-then, but I have a lot more to do than hang out on Chittr as much as I used to. Besides, there's another much more active Graham on this platform anyway, even if her name's weird. Consider Adalyn my spiritual successor.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

@universallyConquering[UC]

i made an oc his horns got cut off in thome cool backthtory thhit that adds to his aura https://file.garden/yamhqbgapby70p5c/chittr/thcreenshot%202026-07-23%20132937.png

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

@mechanicChariot[MC]

@electricPugilist Is this you?

@electricPugilist

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@mechanicChariot[MC]

What good timing! #matespritmonday I love my wife. @randomPerson#3352 Wouldn't be here without you, sweetheart.

@randomPerson#3352

#matespritmonday

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@regicidalJester[RJ]

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's the other way around. If I've got my planets mapped out correctly. -^4

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

Both of these statements are true simultaneously.

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

Smartass.

@heartsickCannibal[HC]

I PAZZED OUT WAT HAPPENED W/ THE WHOLE COUP THING?? X?

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

@mechanicChariot[MC]

Meenah takeover. Trollbama retired. Bunch of other resignations. Economy crash.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Not Barak Trollbama

@barackObamant[BO]

If Q-Tips aren’t meant for my ear canals, why are they perfectly ear canal shaped?

Kult: +30

Kull: +25

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.20

@mechanicChariot[MC]

They're actually slightly bigger. The perfect size would be a bit smaller to safely remove material without bashing it further in.

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Not Barak Trollbama

@barackObamant[BO]

How much is Big Q-Tip paying you?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

Unlimited Q-Tips and endless permission to put as many in my ears as I please. It's awesome.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

@balefulBravo[BB]

Hey. That was funny.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

Thank you, I appreciate that.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@mechanicChariot[MC]

I do believe the predicament that previous rulership ended up in with the hostile takeover situation may create a strong sympathy vote if we *were* to call for an election right about now. I was going to ask @barackObamant about this matter, but then I realised he's not @barackObama whatsoever, so that would be dumb of me to do.

@barackObamant @barackObama

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Tips Dripping

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Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

Who the fuck is that.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

Not you, sir. That's for sure.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Meenah Peixes, You Know The Name

Verified

A user of established repute

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

Jaws. 2.

Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

first order of business: serve second order of business: swap out the resolute desk for somefin cooler

Kult: +106

Kull: +34

Total: 140

Ratio: 3.12

Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

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Chittrclan

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Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

MY DESK NO

Kult: +22

Total: 22

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

Fear not, Mr. President. That's only the decoy desk. Your real one has been preserved and hidden.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

I lowkey just went there and moved it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@mechanicChariot[MC]

Dude I have been drinking for like fifteen hours. Is shit transpiring at the Grey House still? @barackObama Can we get a status report on the stitchuation? #substance

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

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Chittrclan

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Yuri Official

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@barackObama[BO]

literally started 30 minutes ago

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

How bad is it? I can go down there.

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Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

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Verified

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Chittrclan

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Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

don’t

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

You sure? I'd win.