ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WILL BE: SINGING IN THE RAIN (1952). YES, I'M AWARE THAT THIS ONE IS FAR, FAR MORE DATED THAN ANYTHING WE'VE SHOWN THUS FAR. THE IPAD WIGGLERS AMONG YOU MAY THRASH AND WRITHE IN UNDERSTIMULATION. BUT NOT ONLY IS THIS FILM ONE OF THE MOST HIGHLY ACCLAIMED MOVIES, MUSICAL FILMS, AND BONA-FIDE ROMANCES IN CINEMA HISTORY — IT'S ALSO AN AUDIENCE REQUEST FROM A SUSPICIOUSLY WEALTHY PATRON WHOSE NAME RHYMES WITH CACAO. AND HERE AT ABCC, WE RESPECT THE AUDIENCE SUBMISSIONS. THIS IS *YOUR* MOVIE CLUB, SHIT-FOR-SPONGES. USE IT. SHOWTIMES ARE AT 7 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME) EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY AT [ https://hyperbeam.com/v/abcc ]. REMEMBER THAT FRIDAYS ARE OPTIONAL SUBSTANCE NIGHTS. GMT (GHASTLY MIST TIME) SHOWTIMES ARE HOSTED BY CO-LEADER AND CINEMA BALL-KNOWER @creaticGoeticist, SO FOLLOW HIM FOR THE GMT SHOWTIME. RSVP BELOW WITH WHAT DAY YOU WANT TO RESERVE A SEAT FOR. GRAB THEM NOW, WHILE YOU CAN. THESE THINGS FILL UP FAST. REMEMBER: ABCC HAS A SUGGESTION BOX. IF YOU HAVE A MOVIE THAT *YOU* WANT TO WATCH THAT DOESN'T SUCK MAJOR SHAME GLOBES AND CAN BE EVEN *TECHNICALLY* CONSTRUED AS A ROMANCE IN LITERALLY ANY WAY, IN ANY CONCEIVABLE QUADRANT, THEN SUBMIT IT HERE [ https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8 ]. SEE YOU THERE, ASSHOLES. #GETIN. LEADER'S NOTE: DUE TO A FUCKMASSIVE INCREASE IN RECENT ATTENDEE NUMBERS, WE'RE TRYING TO OVERHAUL THE WAY WE ACTUALLY HOST THESE. WE'RE *STILL* HOSTING THEM, BUT AN EXPANSION IS IN THE NEAR FUTURE. STAY TUNED, STAY ADORABLOODTHIRSTY, BUT ALSO GET OFF MY FUCKING ASS IF WE'RE EXPERIENCING SOME GROWING PAINS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION. NOW RSVP, STUPID.
I'll be there whenever it's more convenient for the lineup. Just let me know!
OR MAYBE I'LL TAKE A PAGE OUT OF CUEBALL SATAN'S BOOK ON KIDNAPPING AND BRING YOU *HERE.* DID YOU THINK OF THAT.
FRIDAY IS PRETTY WIDE-OPEN, RIGHT NOW. I'LL PUT YOU DOWN FOR THEN.
THRILLED TO SEE YOU ARE CAPABLE OF LEARNING. NEXT YOU CAN TRY APPLYING YOUR NEWFOUND PROBLEM SOLVING SKILLS. TO THE INCREDIBLY SIMPLE PUZZLE BOX YOU WILL SOON HAVE BEEN LANGUISHING IN. FOR TWO PERIGEES. #IMCOMING TO #NOTHING THIS WIPE BECAUSE MY EXISTENCE IS CEASELESS TORMENT. BUT REST ASSURED. MY STANMAID HAS BEEN GIVEN STRICT INSTRUCTIONS. TO ENSURE YOU HAVE A MIGRAINE AT THE END OF THE LIGHT. SO THAT WHEN YOU FORCE YOUR BULBLIDS APART. AND SQUINT AT THE AURAS IN PAIN. PERHAPS THEY WILL RESEMBLE MY HORRIFIC FORM. ALWAYS WITH YOU TWO. IN SPIRIT. @veritysGleam
IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO BRING FRESH BAIT TO THE KYUBALL’S DOOR. MAKE SURE SHE IS BACK IN HER FINCESS CASTLE BEFORE ANYBODY CAN SHOVE A CONTRACT. OR A CANDY BOWL. OR AN ARSENIC DRESS. OR SOME DEAD CUNT’S HAUNTED PEARLS AT HER. OR ELSE FACE MY WRATH. @0u0@ AND HAVE FUN. YOU CRAZY LARVAE.
looks like i may have to come in for the friday showing since it looks like wednesday may be a bit too packed (unless i got a seat reserved for me already)
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i’ll shoot for wednesda7, but i’m probabl7 late, at this point. frida7 also works!
c< id liKe 2 RSVP 4 2MOrrOw! >c