♣ mediated by @neonAllnight
things ovverheard at last nights soirée fuckfest orgy “lets kill (eridan) and then go fuck about it” “has (eridan) evver opened his heart up to anybody” “(eridan) is a loser an im a big tough lesbian blueblood wwith a tusk long enough to itch my bulge wwith” #nsfww #sicknastysunday #vvaguepostin
>yes really >either get the rope ready or get the fuck on
>MORE CHITTR USERS NEED TO THROW THEIR LIVES AWAY >WHILE RECORDING THEMSELVES IN THE PROCESS >WE ARE COMING UP ON ROOKIE FUCKING STATISTICS LADIES AND GERMS LET'S GET THIS SELF-SABOTAGE LOCOMOTIVE MOVING A LITTLE FASTER THAN SCHEDULED >I BELIEVE IN YOUR ABILITY TO MAKE THE WORST POSSIBLE DECISION WITH RECORD-BREAKING EFFICIENCY >COME ON >THERE ARE PERSONAL LOWS LEFT TO DISCOVER LOLOLOL
gonna say somethin the wwarmer crowwd aint gonna like men are naturally more attractivve than wwomen on avverage thats wwhy wwomen need makeup this aint me bein gay its science
♥ lol ♥ ♥ someone realizes she loves you and immediately kills herself ♥ ♠ checks out ♠
c< A videO, 4 all Of yOu, its scHeduled 2 pOst teN MiNutes after My deatH.... dONt watcH if yOu dONt waNNa see Me die, Or, My fucKed up 4M >c -- megaloMemes [MM] uploaded a video. Unquirk to view. --
"ceo" sure ok yeah buddy you guys are genuinely stupid if you listen to this guy ever again after tonight legal name: roewzi charms ip: 5888-XXX-XXXX decimal: 1501300818 hostname: 44.224.XX.XX.XXXX ASN: XXXXXX ISP: imperial empire fiber op co services: public proxy server dob: 20XX 11th bilunar perigee of the 7th dark season's equinox known aliases: CEO Charms, Charmer, CHARMS4HIRE, luckeecharms, luck E charms, The Gold Gilded Grifter, The Menace, The Handyman, "Sir" (self-proclaimed), Corporate Overlord Roewzi (you fucking wish), The Yellow Menace, Yellow Jacket, Anater Nahhme, Legull Lexper, Chairministrangler Roewze, Gieovi Rocket, Ehmheh Bhison, Grifth Ithuhe, Glitter Gloss caste: gold (#FFD700) hemospectrum position: barely above dirt age: 12 Sweeps (approximately 26 Earth years, though he'll claim "executive experience" dating back to the condescension's youth) ripcode: 59032-11 birthplace: lowblood communal brooding caverns, 'New Trolleans' - Garden of Eaten - Spirebluffs - specifically the region known locally as "Lower Out Ward District on 12th." lusus: cujojito barbisito barkbeastito (a trembling bug-eyed little oversized rat beast approximately the size of a thermal hullpack spare revitalizer and twice as loud. possesses four legs, excessive fur that molts constantly, and a respiratory condition causing perpetual high-frequency yapping that reads as psychological warfare. the lusus requires a specialized heating rock and becomes catatonic when temperatures drop below "mild nuclear reactor proximity." despite being a supposed "guardian beast," cujojito has a medical history twice as long as sweeps survived) crimes: fake business, fake business degree, no liquidity (unless you count broken radiator puddles), no bitches, pathological lying, running a diploma mill, unregistered businesses, counterfeiting caeger, larceny, drone tampering, loitering, panhandling, unlicensed legislaceration, forgery, fraud, embezzlement, all unproven thanks to hht bellyaches but most heinously this fucker is pretending to be @quixoticCosmos on here he lied and @dynamicFlowfields helped to covered it up. proof:
HOPEFULLY, WITH DISDAIN.
I Fucking Hate All Lalonde's
You Know How Fucking Pathetic You All Are Correct? Majority Of You Just Ants.
Just wait for the first person to fall asleep. They'll have plenty to spare.
Rubbiing your woundss iiss liike eviil maassturbaatiion
▼swear to gog im this close to just putting callie in a nursing home▲
RUNS 4CROSS YOUR SCR33N L1K3 TH4T SK3L3TON G1F
as far as im concerned thats cheating then
[Scene: Coffee shop] Ye★h hi, c★n I get ★ cup h★lf filled with whipped cre★m ★nd h★lf filled with w★ter?
explodes pancakes with MIND!
The more clout I gener8, the more I 8ecome *the* daddy Serket. It is inevita8le. You can not stop this from happening.
Know that your bloodline has been hexed for eternity.
꧁*kills you dead* #violence꧂
BREAKING NEWS: I really don't vvant to say this...uhhhhg. Humans are inherently less cool than trolls. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
X Toothjob tuesday #nsfw x
which was NOT a fuckin invitation to mediate for no reason, btw, even tho i know you're all gonna get baited into mediatin this like a bumcha lemmings
Will you react to this post for literally no reason at all? I just like seeing the number go up on my notifications.
X NOW FOR MY SECOND BEAM ATTACK 4 0 0 0 MG FOREVER WEED EDIBLE BEAM #substance x
I fucking hate time players, all of you are cheap, don't care what anyone says, it DOESN'T TAKE SKILL TO FUCK WITH TIME!!!!!!!! If you're a time player, I hope time freezes for you mid-shit so you're left with your shit just hanging there, frozen with you, mid-wipe. Fuck you.
you really don't need to feed kids everyday. every 2-3 days teaches self-efficacy and independence.
KILL IT LIKE THE REST.
SMOE FOID JSUT BLOCKED ME MEANS I WON #L #RATIO #ALPHAMALE #OWNEDCHUDETTE #SIGMA #SIGMABEHAVIOR
.YOU STINk .thats alL
is it too much to wwant a adorable midblood to keep in a cage and havve em forcibly do a lil jig the rest a their life as short as its gonna be
Maybe I should go back to League of Legends.
cockguzzlin oompa loompa #vvaguechit
ZIX ZEVEEENNN
LOOKZ LIKE DIARRHEA 2 ME
HAHA, POOP FROM A BUTT.
WHY DID U ZHART ON THEM
prym misgendering me in askbox kinda doing something to my brain actually. like in a good way #suggestive
yeah, things are slowving dovwn, these next tvwo should go quick though. congrats to the creepy nurse for wvinning this one. next up in #cronusbabeoff! kanaya maryam up against the disciple! the original hot jade vwho vwill forevwer be associated wvith that one blonde she dated, up against the milf wvho needs her hair brushed wvholl forevwer be associated wvith dating alt!kankri. wveird, huh? <3 or <> for the disciple <3< or c3< for kanaya maryam
pink and yellow eyes are NOT that attractive sara. do not the friend
Please shut up.
@cesarianAqueduct
nuke the whole generation
.so there is a party happening tomorroW .unrelated lets talk about the 50 pack of fart bombs i just boughT #sicknastysundaY #nsfW
🔪 I did good :0)
:33 < hewwo :33 :33 < *ac beats the shit out of mew*
Was just sent fanart of a sexy “sticky hand” What the fuck
-=[yyoure about to get clippedd by an alpha wwith a cold heart...._☺]=-
TRULY THERE ISN’T A MORE PATHETIC BREED THAN THE LALONDES.
@cmallieEntertainment look at her lying lmao
Bounce on the Penis of Povwer and you’ll find yourself creamed by the Cock of Corruption That's my vwisdom for tolight see you around ewveryone I hawve to go pass out novw
spread em out a bit goddamn we havent even had proper time to recover from the last one i promise you it does not need to be every sixty seconds
That "Shy Dirk Strider" is nothing more than an absolute degenerate trying to corrupt the political system by its very core! Not by some kind of traditional means of seeking personal selfish goals, but due to being so utterly weak and pathetic that any government will surely crumble with him by the lead! Trollbama, even if he holds a special place in my heart, does not have my vote for the next election cycle. He is quite a charming individual, I cannot help but smile seeing his mug on my feed, yet clearly he is way too weak to run the government at this point. This is why I vote #Caliborn4President! I just met this guy a couple minutes ago and he's fucking awesome! Everybody, spread the word! That green fellow is absolutely radiant with manly energy, exactly what a government needs to run appropriately! Hahaha...
no i dont play vweeb shit. think i vwatched ruf play the second one though, i liked the ugly lil chef guy
i knovw vwhat that f stands for~
.the thing is halfway falling off the chitT ?rearrangE .you broke iT .hideouS
.you just waiT .junior likes mE .furann fancluB .ill catch uP @imJunior .isnt that right little buddY
.naH .frisky bitcH
You are rank 1,716, C Tier.
.yeah you woulD
For #tiethemuptuesday I will be tying you up, and then leaving you in a locked room while I take everything you own. #suggestive I suppose.
(°. y𖦹u give me squawking spleenf𖦹wl energy .°)
.i recommend you become best friends with the pavemenT .your face belongs therE .carry oN
BREAKING NEWS: According to a viewer quote: CHITTR IS GETTING RITCHY KELDAM PREGNANT TONIGHT! congratulations! #suggestive THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
i’m up t/) /)nly g/)/)d things. that’s why i’ve been s/) silent. /)nly g/)/)d things. yeah. #d/)ntw/)rryab/)utit
Putting in a petititon for the internet to be cancelled forever, I think
.AS USUAl .starting another crusty night on the right fooT .you all smell ,i think you should bite and swallow a brick of solid lead ,and your words make me question if your pan has recently been through an industrial shreddeR .this has been furanN .number one most awful in the whole gamE .back at you with another malodorous mondaY #violencE #malodorousmondaY #drinkpainT
MURDER.
as opposed to alien liquor and well i barely know her
i should run a brothel or something, im like the pied piper of pussy #nsfvw
aight it's been fun y'aLL but I gotta go hive. gunna stuff em and add em to my trophy room :o] #vioLence #gore
==> Oh no.
₍^. .^₎⟆ *eats the wall of your h!ve*꠹
HEY @IMPERIALISTHALCYONITE WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE OMG WTF BBQ!
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C』 GYGAAX x KRYQUS // PALESHIPPING // FRIENDFICTION // CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS CAMPAIGN // SFW // MOIRAIL MULTICLASS // BOUND BY THE BOUND BOOK // @naughtyTechnician // @zebraDad ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AUTHOR'S NOTE...mmffmm. Sorry for the delay this chapter!!! One of my moirails of four sweeps got caught up in a particularly nasty encounter with a Cullbeast of Unreasonable Hit Dice! Oh noooo!!! Somebody's gonna be out of combat fer more than one short rest!!! But...onto the fic!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < The Caverns 'n Cullbeasts session shoulda wrapped hours ago...what in tarnation were the lot of 'em still doin' here...? These two ain't had grounds t'yammer 'n yap beyond stats 'n th'doling out 'o treasures accumulated...'n that took place hours ago!!! It took only a scant few moments more fer it t'really click with KRYQUS what this was even about...'n the thought still got dismissed with chudly indifference. Sensation overrode sensibility somethin' sorely suggestive...somethin' deeper...somethin'... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Pale. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS's trembling hands passed over the character sheet in metered measures...examining for errors, miscalculations, even just a rounding error in carry weight that could set his party back some...He was always like this. Thinkin' 'o others in tiny, invisible ways that made 'm irresistible to anyone with eyes 'n the time t'use 'em. Y/C can't help but buckle back a little as KRYQUS suddenly seizes Y/C's pencil 'n tugs it forward tighter than a nat twenty on an athletics check that he'd piledrive into th'enemy's inferior armor class...the clamp continued, as he started to...sink to ganderglobe level. The EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS who once towered like a one troll rovin' rules lawyer on hoofback now ain't no more than a troll, his imposing sourcebooks gone from a monument to a frame. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < my character died ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < damn ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < toooo bad the same cannoot be said of climate change or casteism or peoople who talk shit and doont get hit ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor any oof the woorlds oother many wooes ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < but i can oonly doo ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < soo much ✧( Ꮚ─_ ─Ꮚ) < as a fat fuckin chud of hooned discipline ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < eventually ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < woorlds gootta save itself ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor perish unwoorthy ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS becomes a livin' study in humility. His words underpin the lessons endowed to him by ZEBRADAD. A lodestar. A northern light. The honing beacon 'o morality and th'straight 'n narrow. But his actions. His nonchalance. His utter unquestionably sheer un-fuck-withable energy...this becomes the mantle 'o kingly might he assumes at all times. This becomes th'monarchic tradition passed down from KRYQUS to KRYQUS every few hundred sweeps, so long as he's still around. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> JUST LIKE Y/C wouldn't all that mind bein'!!!!! EH? EH? EH? #FOREVERANDEVER #BUTACTUALLY #YCxKRYQUS #YOU+GOT+ZEBRADADS+BLESSING (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> Y/C felt inclined t'dispense comfort. There was a possessiveness t'the way Y/C saw KRYQUS cradle the character sheet in his palms. His broad shoulders cinched up like he dreaded th'thought of loosenin' a grip on this concept fer even a moment...but he put on a brave face just fer you. It wouldn't be right t'just let his happiness slip away. And read between the lines a daggum minute, world's gotta save itself or perish unworthy? That's QUITTER TALK! GLOBAL QUITTER TALK! DOOMSDAY QUITTER TALK! Kryqus feels THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD on his bulky sturdy rock steady shoulders right now! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just as Y/C up 'n worked th'courage t'confront his hands, improperly conspirin' t'mount a charge across yer thigh...Kryqus scoffs in indignation. He sees through yer transparent advances...and retreats strategically. All prompt-like. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < tsk ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < doont attempt to knoow me ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < im way toooo cooool foor yoou ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < and even if i didnt mean that ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < yoou proobably shoouldnt @ me irl ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Uh oh! That got outta hand way fast...maybe it's time t'call fer... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> My -- I mean Gygaax's hands start t'alternate between (#polyquandary anyone???) petting the tops 'o both 'o yer heads...!!! Soft. Rhythmic little circles. My --- Gygaax's cartilage nubs unfurl from the tightly white knuckled meat mallet into a far more approachable set 'o chitinous diggers with a piercingly pale quality...!!! Both Y/C and KRYQUS are treated t'the soft enmeshed interplay 'o palmin' play 'n no strings attached emotional intervention...c-consensually! We can stop at any time. Y/C j...just could use this! A-as could KRYQUS. To uh. CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS t'gether... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < "...Now, KRYQUS," Gygaax began, "Ewe can't be so harsh on Y/C...they've been through a lot. For our sake. For the CAMPAIGN. If anything were to happen to them...it would be on us to see to it they're protected and retrieved. Same as any PARTY MEMBER. Gentler hands should stir these waters. A SHEPHURT should tend 'n mend to its flock." If the two hands mussyin' up Y/C's body in tandem with KRYQUS wasn't BAaaaaaaAAAAAAd enough...a rovin' set of author-emblazoned fingertips were caressin' th'top of yer horns now. Pickin' out stray imaginary somethin somethins. Stalling. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Suddenly, the rush of hot breath excites the air...populates it with the powerful gale phrasings of KRYQUS... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < gygaax ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what the actual fuck ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < are yoou trying to say i proovide subpar care to Y/C ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i literally carried this campaign ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < coomplaintlessly ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < Y/C with it ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i resent the fuck oout of that implication ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i coould easily be gentler with this ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < weaving lazy river ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < if i wanted to ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < GYGAAX laughed. "Ewe could stand to be, KRYQUS. Yes. Just LOOK at Y/C. How can ewe say even a single solitary mean thing about that there cutie patootie?!" Tuggin' yer face into an awaitin' set 'o authorial brasserie, th'royal menagerie incidentally pits ya right in line with a EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS'S dice bag as th'aforementioned storms back onto his feet, now a monolith again. KRYQUS approaches our hug slowly. But not neverly. His arms hover over you. The river is still. Th'air itself thickens and compresses about yer skull, 'n horns, hardly blanketed by th'hoofbeast-scented torso cheekily just behind yonder... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what fucking ever ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < here yoou go lil guy ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < lap it up ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < <> ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < GYGAAX's hands tug around ya like a vanguard against harm. KRYQUS goes back t'bein his usual self...a monument of offended pride...he hugs you. And. Uh oh!!! Y/C feels a scraping sensation...nails possessively curled about one side 'o yer head, just at the barest nuggatory base of the horns (so embarassin'n!!!) and tracin' back towards th'scalp...no matter where ya look...t'KRYQUS or t'GYGAAX...both are complicit!!! A boilin' sort 'o affection wellin' up with intent t'pale, RIGHT ON TOP OF Y/C!!!!! (P1/P??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleMoirail #TheWholeParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #KRYQUS #ImpliedAU #GYGAAXxKRYQUS #PALEMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #TeamChud #GygaaxXEveryone #Palewhoring
wvhoa, wvhos that handsome fella?
NO INTEREST, YOU SAY? HAA.
.keep seeing your moldy ass in my feeD
.ALL OF YOU STINk .end of storY .gross little wormS .loserS .all of the dumb awful things i can think ofF .platonically ,ambivalently ,get trolleD
elmo is a glove who decided elmo should be a glove thats fucked up man
1 Am l1terAlly the n1cest most sweet troll ever to eX1st ever 1n the h1story of Anyth1ng ever And 1f you d1sAgree w1th me youre wrong And youre go1ng to hell for thAt
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i’m at a l/)ss f/)r w/)rds
Love my fans.
Okay, I win Chittr Bingo. Good game, everyone.
9/11 is funny. Fuck you.
and btw if ur reading this u just lost #THEGAME lawllllll
In case you needed more reason to hate me.
I'm ghostwriting some of Cronus's chitts, by the way. Yes, that Cronus.
Sorry Ladies All You Are Going To Find When Taking My Skirt Off Is A Steel Chasity Belt With A Trollface Engraved On It Because Fuck You That Is Why It Is Not A Kink I Think It Is Funny Haha Get Trolled #NSFW
You're a menace to the city's public servants, Harley. Think about the consequences of your actions next time.
my take on lesbians? they can do vwhatewver they wvant, but itd be cool if theyd let me vwatch. no pressure though #nsfvw
Might upset you to know I run Sburb.
That's nice, sweetheart. See you in person at the afterparty?
Love you too, thanks for the support.
ban ALL yuri NOW NOW NOW!! #frustationposting
This thing wasn't calibrated so the Orbital-twink Laser 9001™ is going to start shooting at all queer people. May gog have mercy on us all. https://i.postimg.cc/j5ntwsMb/Screenshot-20260610-091710.png
Well, persO̶nally I’D̶ say “play alO̶ne”, but fO̶r SO̶M̶E reasO̶n it lO̶O̶ks like peO̶ple D̶O̶n’t like that iD̶ea.
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
n/). i refuse this statement
decided i needed my owwn patented eri reaction image for wwhen someone says somethin bonkers on one a my chits but i dont feel like depletin precious energy slush on a response https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cfa1ee3c7cb2.png
Why would she.
"= disregard above advice, snap your disc, delete your copy, begin forcefully exploding your coplayer's devices until nobody can launch sgrub. cull everyone involved if needs be. it is better than what happens if you. let it go. ="
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𝗕𝟯𝟯 < poll time 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < what do mew put on mewr hotdog ♥️ ketchup ♦️ mustpurrd ♠️ ch33se ♣️ other (s33: comments)
H◎w curi◎us. Usually y◎ur ilk w◎uld be prey f◎r arthr◎p◎ds.
i-i was pailing with one of the Catgirl olive blooDs anD she barkeD???.,,.,,,.... #nsfw
ik the hype iz kinda over but im ztill rlly zurprized n happy 4 @conzequentlyOblique even tho itz rlly not dat deep LOLOLOL httpz://i.ibb.co/5hG5cCBM/Zin-nombre.png #phuntrftw #phunt
buraiz i don think itz DAT deep gurl.. (ㆆ_ㆆ)
Soo mean too me
everyone vote for phuntr @conthequentlyoblique in the #teamchudelections tho we can finally thtart conthtruction of the #thupergooninghive
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no offence meant to sara but her way of speaking is lame to mimic. the hemoclone abilities are pretty good but it just looks like im speaking normal rn.
This is, as you might have heard, what they all say.
currently vwatching the east alternian classic "no no your bulge is slipping inside me! you made a promise to only grind against my nook! on a crowvded omniscuttlecaravwan. on a crowvded scuttlecarriage. the damp salary vwoman is rubbing her nook up against me!! vwere on the same commute but one day i vwas pressed up against her in a packed car and i could smell her hair and i could feel her ass and cleavwage and my johnson got rock solid hard!" #nsfwv
as youve probably noticed #phunt activity has gone down recently its because i blew him up into a phuntillion pieces with my ultramind #hate
boo! scared you! (please be scared)
*does that same trick but lands it*
3V3RYBODY H3R3 SHOULD G1V3 M3 TH31R MON3Y B3C4US3 1’M V3RY CUT3 4ND TRUSTWORTHY 4ND 4W3SOM3 4ND!!! TOT4LLY WON’T SP3ND 1T 4LL ON VBUCKS
:33< think fast numbnuts :33< *the mighty huntress throws a flash bang at mew*
/)kay guys i g/)t my life savings back sh/)uld i gamble a biiiiiit m/)re t/) see if i can get s/)me m/)re /)uta this
Of course I won. I'm Sylink Prot★h, One who ★chieved the title of sword s★int, the demi-god of strife, the prince of sp★ce, of m★ny titles
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it pisses me off w↔en lowbloods get culled for dumb s↔it~ t↔at's a perfectly good sex toy and you're just tossing it out like t↔at~? i guess t↔ere's a lot of t↔em to go around, but still~ #nsfw #nsfwe
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
If y0u react t0 any 0f my p0sts with all 4 reacts i assume y0u want t0 kiss me
🞜 alright i see we are posting about women. 🞜 not enough appreciation for a chivalric butch as far as i can tell. 🞜 the unsteady jangle of keys on a carabiner due to a swaggering gait. 🞜 potential stubble or even whiskers on the chin of human dykes taking t tickling your expression plateau. 🞜 doors held. bottles and jars opened. 🞜 gentleness paired with strength. 🞜 large spheres straining against tank tops. 🞜 sensible boots worn down to the last stitch before being replaced. 🞜 everybody get less femme now. #slur #reclaimedslur #butch #chivalry #women #suggestive #nsfw
im rdy for any conversation u wanna send my way baby
So many of you are SO R--EADY for a good tide. Rig)(t! I'm t)(inking Tuesday, T)(ursday or Saturday next week! React to w)(ic)( day would be betta. ♡ for Tuesday ◇ for Wednesday ♧ for Saturday. #gillsnig)(tout Remember: everyone is w)(alecome. T)(e only requirements are gossip and fun!