Sara Mendel
@neonAllnight
dj supremo ||| she/they ||| eternal misser of the prime internet ||| DMS OPEN art made by Fish (me)
wh0 fw 4nn0y1ng sc3n3 grlz 4nd 1s 4 g1rl plz hmu 1m n0t d3sp3r4t3 plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz
and they were both... annoying scene girls (─‿‿─)♡
ImagInE gEttIng bLackout drunk In roku cIty
:33< just heard the absomewte worst mewman word :33< "book nook" why the furk would mew put a book up there?!? :33< #nsfw #nsfwe
Funny part is that it also translates into a genital word for humans too. #nsfw
:33< thats crazy why? :33< why are mew sticking books up there?!? :33< this is like... furkin crazy! :33< #nsfw #nsfwe
its an eternal mystery why we humans keep naming storage places after our holes #nsfw
BAD NEWS trans paternal/maternal/etc figures can not exist today since today is Trans Day Of Visibility they can no longer "Trans Parent" #badJokesBySara #transdayofvisibility
the joke is that they're transparent, but they can't since its trans day of "visibility"
thank y/)u chittr f/)r enc/)uraging my gambling addicti/)n unrelated but i just l/)st half /)f my life savings did y/)u guys kn/)w that if y/)u type /)ut y/)ur credit card inf/)rmati/)n (als/) the date and th/)se 3 numbers /)n the back 2) it cens/)red it /)ut? y/)u sh/)uld test it right n/)w! /)n my thread #gambling
SWIMMING IN ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW
MY FUCKING ICE CREAM(＃`Д´) [DIAMOND DECAHEDRONS: HAT REMOVAL BEAM] 6, 1, 2, 4, 1, 3, 1, 3, 9, 4
idk but i think we deserve #lalondeweek
Statistically, this many creatures cannot have all been hit by a bazooka.
idk how EVERYONES granny got hit by a bazooka but they did
B33 < nobodys ready to get glomped anyamore B33 < no more hey man meows it going im launching my full body weight at you!!!
i mean idk what cons you've been to but i still anticipate it
<3-I-don't-know-what-a-"lion"-or-a-"pokemon"-is-but-1-billion-lions-would-for-sure-beat-one-of-every-pokemon.-That's-so-many.
↯But whAt if there's more thAn A billion pokemon?↯
there's only like a thousand a billion is way larger than a thousand
you dont know jack about pokemon if you think this. okay like there are some pokemon who are literal deities. there is a pokemon god. arceus could thanos snap those lions out of existence. mewtwo is there and he's like a walking nuclear bomb of pure psychic power NOT TO MENTION the LITERAL gods of TIME AND SPACE. dialga and palkia. motherfuckin LIONS dont have SHIT on one of every pokemon
what about lion trebuchet https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1181785512843944026/1487973091652010034/a-new-way-for-lions-to-attack-flying-pokemon-the-lion-v0-suxfsyvks3v61.png?ex=69cb166e&is=69c9c4ee&hm=10146db321dcea9444162795e21c446a8d8e7c59b34ad20343ca719b7a83cda9&
252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Chi-Yu Overheat vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Your Mom: 2200-2592 (685.3 - 807.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO
those are just fuckin words man i got no clue what youre sayin lion ladder would fuck all of that up https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1181785512843944026/1487973124786880623/FtN3RW2aIAAP-Kr.png?ex=69cb1676&is=69c9c4f6&hm=92b3593a838cdadbe6bd639d6f2b21ec42aa8c6d28fe457bdf9edb86560f2cb3&
ok but consider lion stuck launching lion gets stuck in the ground, allowing any lion that walks into it to get launched really far because of built up downwards momentum in the stuck lion
story of undertale <:o
i fell thru a cave on mount ebott i faced an evil talking flower in a pot explains the plot
toriel saves me takes me to her home and hooks me up w a brand new monster fone leaves me alone but i escape and meet some bones
I miss the 2000s scene queens.
being nice and being a pushover are not the same thing, and i wish more people knew that :(!!
just uploaded my header :) collaged it myself, i think it looks nice https://file.garden/Y2KtYpOdi23QPOi5/Untitled183_20260328232923.png
man i like wanna Do this with @calmIncompetent https://meDia.DiscorDapp.net/attachments/1397047214320259196/1487693055334285312/4b1ac50b1c53623f6b8a18c37f7f3889.png?ex=69ca11a0&is=69c8c020&hm=0b3D27f5cce6bf652c716D040b766087a8e897722e33745261338D5f3f0fa1ab&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&wiDth=912&height=912
