♠ hated by @neonAllnight
things ovverheard at last nights soirée fuckfest orgy “lets kill (eridan) and then go fuck about it” “has (eridan) evver opened his heart up to anybody” “(eridan) is a loser an im a big tough lesbian blueblood wwith a tusk long enough to itch my bulge wwith” #nsfww #sicknastysunday #vvaguepostin
>yes really >either get the rope ready or get the fuck on
>MORE CHITTR USERS NEED TO THROW THEIR LIVES AWAY >WHILE RECORDING THEMSELVES IN THE PROCESS >WE ARE COMING UP ON ROOKIE FUCKING STATISTICS LADIES AND GERMS LET'S GET THIS SELF-SABOTAGE LOCOMOTIVE MOVING A LITTLE FASTER THAN SCHEDULED >I BELIEVE IN YOUR ABILITY TO MAKE THE WORST POSSIBLE DECISION WITH RECORD-BREAKING EFFICIENCY >COME ON >THERE ARE PERSONAL LOWS LEFT TO DISCOVER LOLOLOL
gonna say somethin the wwarmer crowwd aint gonna like men are naturally more attractivve than wwomen on avverage thats wwhy wwomen need makeup this aint me bein gay its science
♥ lol ♥ ♥ someone realizes she loves you and immediately kills herself ♥ ♠ checks out ♠
c< A videO, 4 all Of yOu, its scHeduled 2 pOst teN MiNutes after My deatH.... dONt watcH if yOu dONt waNNa see Me die, Or, My fucKed up 4M >c -- megaloMemes [MM] uploaded a video. Unquirk to view. --
"ceo" sure ok yeah buddy you guys are genuinely stupid if you listen to this guy ever again after tonight legal name: roewzi charms ip: 5888-XXX-XXXX decimal: 1501300818 hostname: 44.224.XX.XX.XXXX ASN: XXXXXX ISP: imperial empire fiber op co services: public proxy server dob: 20XX 11th bilunar perigee of the 7th dark season's equinox known aliases: CEO Charms, Charmer, CHARMS4HIRE, luckeecharms, luck E charms, The Gold Gilded Grifter, The Menace, The Handyman, "Sir" (self-proclaimed), Corporate Overlord Roewzi (you fucking wish), The Yellow Menace, Yellow Jacket, Anater Nahhme, Legull Lexper, Chairministrangler Roewze, Gieovi Rocket, Ehmheh Bhison, Grifth Ithuhe, Glitter Gloss caste: gold (#FFD700) hemospectrum position: barely above dirt age: 12 Sweeps (approximately 26 Earth years, though he'll claim "executive experience" dating back to the condescension's youth) ripcode: 59032-11 birthplace: lowblood communal brooding caverns, 'New Trolleans' - Garden of Eaten - Spirebluffs - specifically the region known locally as "Lower Out Ward District on 12th." lusus: cujojito barbisito barkbeastito (a trembling bug-eyed little oversized rat beast approximately the size of a thermal hullpack spare revitalizer and twice as loud. possesses four legs, excessive fur that molts constantly, and a respiratory condition causing perpetual high-frequency yapping that reads as psychological warfare. the lusus requires a specialized heating rock and becomes catatonic when temperatures drop below "mild nuclear reactor proximity." despite being a supposed "guardian beast," cujojito has a medical history twice as long as sweeps survived) crimes: fake business, fake business degree, no liquidity (unless you count broken radiator puddles), no bitches, pathological lying, running a diploma mill, unregistered businesses, counterfeiting caeger, larceny, drone tampering, loitering, panhandling, unlicensed legislaceration, forgery, fraud, embezzlement, all unproven thanks to hht bellyaches but most heinously this fucker is pretending to be @quixoticCosmos on here he lied and @dynamicFlowfields helped to covered it up. proof:
💠~ An older piece but like, still one of my faves. @eclecticEngineer helped make this one. Do you still have the matching piece, babes? [Image attached: A necklace pendant made of mostly of metal. It features a delicate golden bee on top a black sphere made from hexagonal shapes. Inside the sphere is a large pearl, slightly iridescent and a bright, warm colour closer to honey than it is to the standard goldblood tones.] #azaleaspearls #blood implied. ~💠
THIS IS A GOOD TREND.
WAIT IT WAS 67 FOR A SECOND.
I Fucking Hate All Lalonde's
anyway im also a yumeshipper this is my yume #yumeposting #selfshipping
LITERALLY NONE OF THESE WOMEN ARE GREEN OR COMING OuT. REPuLSIVELY DISHONEST COMMENTS SECTION. ALL OF YOu. I HAVE THE OPPORTuNITY TO DO THE FuNNIEST THING IMAGINABLE. BuT NONE OF YOu DESERVE IT. AND NONE OF YOu WOuLD GET IT.
▼swear to gog im this close to just putting callie in a nursing home▲
BREAKING NEWS: Reserchers say if you are 6 sweeps or older and still sleep with a plush creature you are immature, a loser, and a grub. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
Will you react to this post for literally no reason at all? I just like seeing the number go up on my notifications.
you really don't need to feed kids everyday. every 2-3 days teaches self-efficacy and independence.
is it too much to wwant a adorable midblood to keep in a cage and havve em forcibly do a lil jig the rest a their life as short as its gonna be
cockguzzlin oompa loompa #vvaguechit
wwhat has happened to society wwere just lettin jades run amok wwith the commonfolk noww wwhy if i step outta my party mansion an see a cavvernlette scamperin about im blastin her wwith my holy wwhite sciences until the little rat is drivven back into the dank depths a the broodin cavverns SAY IT WWITH ME JADES BELONG IN THE CAVVERNS
wwith this final ascension i wwill reach vvioletblood hyperborea
Sara I don't even need to be in the same universe as you to be able to tell that chili sucks ass
they aren't mutually exclusive you know...and i like how things are.
yeah, things are slowving dovwn, these next tvwo should go quick though. congrats to the creepy nurse for wvinning this one. next up in #cronusbabeoff! kanaya maryam up against the disciple! the original hot jade vwho vwill forevwer be associated wvith that one blonde she dated, up against the milf wvho needs her hair brushed wvholl forevwer be associated wvith dating alt!kankri. wveird, huh? <3 or <> for the disciple <3< or c3< for kanaya maryam
Goooon goooon goooon sahur
Oh, 8itching a8out the heat, yeah? Time to put an AI data center RIGHT ACROSS from your hive then!
Meow.
im literally the toe suckin evvil incarnate you wwretched hag dont be flippant
wwhyre you vvaguechittin me you vvindictivve lesbo
WHY THANK YOU. HOO HOO HAAHAAHAA.
YURI IS THE LESSER ART FORM.
YES.
grrrrrrrr.
try me.
gonna start culling people who say they wanna replace meenah as president
wrong.
:33< 67
i gotta be reel with you all im naut investing in #mpreg research
SOMETHING YOU’D KNOW NOTHING OF, TROLLOP.
wwhat is the neww administrations position on #eridanwweek2
Bounce on the Penis of Povwer and you’ll find yourself creamed by the Cock of Corruption That's my vwisdom for tolight see you around ewveryone I hawve to go pass out novw
It's so secure. I have enhanced it with ai.
Worry not my fellow dank memers! I have HIDDEN MYSELF AWAY in a SECURE BUNKER
Wow! Quite the strong reception! Guess you all don't like dank memes!
I think there might be a bug that's turning all my "likes" into "hates"
Playing Elden Ring! #gamer Equipped load will be lower if fast roll is needed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3686c5c1be7c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14e20c43a7c7.png
PLEASE share your sexual thoughts about me. #NSFW. #meenah. #lowvbloods-DNI. #midbloods-interact-selectivwvely. #meenah-please-interact.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies masterpost /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ it feels like an eras gone by. i may come back once or tvwice if i find anything wvorth sharing, but #cagttl is moreorless complete. compiled here is evwery part. also gonna drop my q and a link here, for good measure. mind the tags on the posts themselwves, though you can expect #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny and #abuse on em all. if you ewver vwanna discuss my vwriting, use #cagttl in your post so that people vwho *wvant* to see these posts *vwill* see them. vwink vwink nudge nudge. happy reading! ask me (almost) anything: https://forms.gle/FyTW3ifuzF5yDQK9A prelude: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/5713fa95-db31-4553-86f1-fb7639ec917f part rose: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/500e1a04-e748-4115-905c-f3c2ef783ea6 part jade: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/813f3a21-ad61-4073-a6af-4c00db303d07 part jane: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/a2091e6e-dc9c-4d27-8f70-4c3e054ec23f part jane recanted: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/b9bd9df4-12ac-4fa7-a228-e8e2f72aa330 part roxy: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/9029d9df-43e8-49c5-b477-a5e23fd1ea1d part aradia: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/72f1dfb2-f2da-4f76-81ac-fda6a9993f0c part femkat: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/7e30425a-3d40-4b07-88b9-0a4fab5759cb part nepeta: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/1910b5bc-4c43-4df3-aecf-424650b1bf29 part kanaya: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/f5c26d9a-60a3-4952-94d9-f0584c461658 part terezi: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/72fdff65-10b5-46b9-ba88-e9bf5db55a28 part wvriska: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/5a3a09e7-ca06-4bd6-9556-8a4f6ecf77f7 part feferi: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/60e549c6-9d66-4ef3-859b-1b52a86306fd part damara (wvith guest author damara): https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/4e4a18e0-79cb-400c-8c82-7e46988cfa17 part femkri: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/dba0f9d2-d902-4c6f-9553-b6544d02d21a part meulin: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/1d1512e2-3f8e-4d16-8de2-c4419b300c12 part porrim: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/7e89b8bb-c8ab-48e3-9894-6b5ce9bfcf0d part latula: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/37d3ff9c-18bf-408b-83ee-0c1d0c792165 part aranea: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/abce19a2-0a70-4e0c-8c74-384163978a51 part meenah: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/08091e7c-e3cb-4e6c-ae34-7cebe7cfdb53 part alternian ancestors: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/480088c1-aee9-4b63-ad57-04ef2d873847 part her imperious condescension, punned: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/6ecac8e6-a6ad-492d-9423-a8ebd3aaed60 part her imperious condescension, unpunned: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/4d5126ed-585c-4994-9182-485bc3777f32 novw for some interesting stats. as as vwriting, part jade is the most hated, wvith a kult:kull ratio of 0.02. part rose and part condy are also belovw a 0.10 ratio. part aranea is the most liked, vwith a ratio of 0.96. part meulin and part ancestors also managed abowve 0.80. that all said, part rose is obvwiously the wvinner for engagement, vwith 5 likes, 4 pities, 82 hates, and 33 mediates as of wvriting, for a total score of 509. engagement dropped off a cliff after that, but i think vwe still had our fun. comment belowv vwith your favworite #cagttl moment!
Picks my nose rubs the booger on the feed
E★ting ★n egg the crunchy w★y
no i dont play vweeb shit. think i vwatched ruf play the second one though, i liked the ugly lil chef guy
i knovw vwhat that f stands for~
Daddy is feeling peckish again.
Kitten. >:/ Give daddy his gurt.
as opposed to alien liquor and well i barely know her
Time to hate on every post you've ever made.
i should run a brothel or something, im like the pied piper of pussy #nsfvw
aight it's been fun y'aLL but I gotta go hive. gunna stuff em and add em to my trophy room :o] #vioLence #gore
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C』 GYGAAX x KRYQUS // PALESHIPPING // FRIENDFICTION // CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS CAMPAIGN // SFW // MOIRAIL MULTICLASS // BOUND BY THE BOUND BOOK // @naughtyTechnician // @zebraDad ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AUTHOR'S NOTE...mmffmm. Sorry for the delay this chapter!!! One of my moirails of four sweeps got caught up in a particularly nasty encounter with a Cullbeast of Unreasonable Hit Dice! Oh noooo!!! Somebody's gonna be out of combat fer more than one short rest!!! But...onto the fic!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < The Caverns 'n Cullbeasts session shoulda wrapped hours ago...what in tarnation were the lot of 'em still doin' here...? These two ain't had grounds t'yammer 'n yap beyond stats 'n th'doling out 'o treasures accumulated...'n that took place hours ago!!! It took only a scant few moments more fer it t'really click with KRYQUS what this was even about...'n the thought still got dismissed with chudly indifference. Sensation overrode sensibility somethin' sorely suggestive...somethin' deeper...somethin'... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Pale. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS's trembling hands passed over the character sheet in metered measures...examining for errors, miscalculations, even just a rounding error in carry weight that could set his party back some...He was always like this. Thinkin' 'o others in tiny, invisible ways that made 'm irresistible to anyone with eyes 'n the time t'use 'em. Y/C can't help but buckle back a little as KRYQUS suddenly seizes Y/C's pencil 'n tugs it forward tighter than a nat twenty on an athletics check that he'd piledrive into th'enemy's inferior armor class...the clamp continued, as he started to...sink to ganderglobe level. The EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS who once towered like a one troll rovin' rules lawyer on hoofback now ain't no more than a troll, his imposing sourcebooks gone from a monument to a frame. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < my character died ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < damn ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < toooo bad the same cannoot be said of climate change or casteism or peoople who talk shit and doont get hit ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor any oof the woorlds oother many wooes ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < but i can oonly doo ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < soo much ✧( Ꮚ─_ ─Ꮚ) < as a fat fuckin chud of hooned discipline ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < eventually ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < woorlds gootta save itself ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor perish unwoorthy ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS becomes a livin' study in humility. His words underpin the lessons endowed to him by ZEBRADAD. A lodestar. A northern light. The honing beacon 'o morality and th'straight 'n narrow. But his actions. His nonchalance. His utter unquestionably sheer un-fuck-withable energy...this becomes the mantle 'o kingly might he assumes at all times. This becomes th'monarchic tradition passed down from KRYQUS to KRYQUS every few hundred sweeps, so long as he's still around. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> JUST LIKE Y/C wouldn't all that mind bein'!!!!! EH? EH? EH? #FOREVERANDEVER #BUTACTUALLY #YCxKRYQUS #YOU+GOT+ZEBRADADS+BLESSING (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> Y/C felt inclined t'dispense comfort. There was a possessiveness t'the way Y/C saw KRYQUS cradle the character sheet in his palms. His broad shoulders cinched up like he dreaded th'thought of loosenin' a grip on this concept fer even a moment...but he put on a brave face just fer you. It wouldn't be right t'just let his happiness slip away. And read between the lines a daggum minute, world's gotta save itself or perish unworthy? That's QUITTER TALK! GLOBAL QUITTER TALK! DOOMSDAY QUITTER TALK! Kryqus feels THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD on his bulky sturdy rock steady shoulders right now! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just as Y/C up 'n worked th'courage t'confront his hands, improperly conspirin' t'mount a charge across yer thigh...Kryqus scoffs in indignation. He sees through yer transparent advances...and retreats strategically. All prompt-like. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < tsk ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < doont attempt to knoow me ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < im way toooo cooool foor yoou ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < and even if i didnt mean that ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < yoou proobably shoouldnt @ me irl ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Uh oh! That got outta hand way fast...maybe it's time t'call fer... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> My -- I mean Gygaax's hands start t'alternate between (#polyquandary anyone???) petting the tops 'o both 'o yer heads...!!! Soft. Rhythmic little circles. My --- Gygaax's cartilage nubs unfurl from the tightly white knuckled meat mallet into a far more approachable set 'o chitinous diggers with a piercingly pale quality...!!! Both Y/C and KRYQUS are treated t'the soft enmeshed interplay 'o palmin' play 'n no strings attached emotional intervention...c-consensually! We can stop at any time. Y/C j...just could use this! A-as could KRYQUS. To uh. CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS t'gether... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < "...Now, KRYQUS," Gygaax began, "Ewe can't be so harsh on Y/C...they've been through a lot. For our sake. For the CAMPAIGN. If anything were to happen to them...it would be on us to see to it they're protected and retrieved. Same as any PARTY MEMBER. Gentler hands should stir these waters. A SHEPHURT should tend 'n mend to its flock." If the two hands mussyin' up Y/C's body in tandem with KRYQUS wasn't BAaaaaaaAAAAAAd enough...a rovin' set of author-emblazoned fingertips were caressin' th'top of yer horns now. Pickin' out stray imaginary somethin somethins. Stalling. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Suddenly, the rush of hot breath excites the air...populates it with the powerful gale phrasings of KRYQUS... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < gygaax ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what the actual fuck ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < are yoou trying to say i proovide subpar care to Y/C ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i literally carried this campaign ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < coomplaintlessly ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < Y/C with it ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i resent the fuck oout of that implication ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i coould easily be gentler with this ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < weaving lazy river ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < if i wanted to ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < GYGAAX laughed. "Ewe could stand to be, KRYQUS. Yes. Just LOOK at Y/C. How can ewe say even a single solitary mean thing about that there cutie patootie?!" Tuggin' yer face into an awaitin' set 'o authorial brasserie, th'royal menagerie incidentally pits ya right in line with a EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS'S dice bag as th'aforementioned storms back onto his feet, now a monolith again. KRYQUS approaches our hug slowly. But not neverly. His arms hover over you. The river is still. Th'air itself thickens and compresses about yer skull, 'n horns, hardly blanketed by th'hoofbeast-scented torso cheekily just behind yonder... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what fucking ever ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < here yoou go lil guy ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < lap it up ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < <> ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < GYGAAX's hands tug around ya like a vanguard against harm. KRYQUS goes back t'bein his usual self...a monument of offended pride...he hugs you. And. Uh oh!!! Y/C feels a scraping sensation...nails possessively curled about one side 'o yer head, just at the barest nuggatory base of the horns (so embarassin'n!!!) and tracin' back towards th'scalp...no matter where ya look...t'KRYQUS or t'GYGAAX...both are complicit!!! A boilin' sort 'o affection wellin' up with intent t'pale, RIGHT ON TOP OF Y/C!!!!! (P1/P??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleMoirail #TheWholeParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #KRYQUS #ImpliedAU #GYGAAXxKRYQUS #PALEMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #TeamChud #GygaaxXEveryone #Palewhoring
wvhoa, wvhos that handsome fella?
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Love my fans.
Okay, I win Chittr Bingo. Good game, everyone.
9/11 is funny. Fuck you.
and btw if ur reading this u just lost #THEGAME lawllllll
In case you needed more reason to hate me.
I'm ghostwriting some of Cronus's chitts, by the way. Yes, that Cronus.
You're a menace to the city's public servants, Harley. Think about the consequences of your actions next time.
Might upset you to know I run Sburb.
That's nice, sweetheart. See you in person at the afterparty?
Love you too, thanks for the support.
Society.
OOC PINNED POST: He's Ultdirk. He's, categorically, The Worst. Ontologically. IC opinions =/= OOC endorsements, IC hate =/= OOC hate. No offence taken to blocks. Please, block this man. Maybe touching on NSFW topics if that's the topic du jour on the timeline this evening, but he isn't gonna start posting nudes. IC PINNED POST: 5 Fun Facts About Me: -Born Dirk Strider, but you can just call me "Sir". -It's not a superiority complex if I really am better than you. -The katana is real, as is the bod. -I fucked Obama. -Fluttershy is the best pony, you piece of shit. Please file any complaints you have about my behaviour to my DMs. I will consider them with the utmost care, before deciding if I'll forgive myself - and the odds are pretty fucking likely I will. Daves: I'm not sorry, so don't come trying to guilt trip me. Dirks: you know how we feel about us - it's on sight. Jakes: I'm not pityfucking you anymore. The rest of you: try me and see what happens, motherfuckers.
ban ALL yuri NOW NOW NOW!! #frustationposting
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
decided i needed my owwn patented eri reaction image for wwhen someone says somethin bonkers on one a my chits but i dont feel like depletin precious energy slush on a response https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cfa1ee3c7cb2.png
ISN’T IT SO PITIFUL? SO HILARIOUS.
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚕𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎. 𝙸𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚎 𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
(⊱♓︎⊰) i'm going to cull @lilshitpeta
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im proud to be a #teamskull admin my boy @gangstascrossbones is a great boss and keeps this crevw in line, team skulls got all the hottest babes and baddest boys around oh and uhh theys come join team skull tonight #wvoke #pridemonth
if you believe in something you can fucking achieve it even the tallest hurdles will seem like nothing so long as you believe sometimes the underdog does fucking win and THIS is that fucking time FUCK YES
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FUCK THE CUPE I'M GOING ALL FUCKING NIGHT BABY #PHUNTSWEEP THANK YOU TO ALL THE #PHUNTHEADS THIS ONE IS FOR YOU ALL FUCK YES YES!!!
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It's almoost here. Last chance too voote foor me as the king oof this digital jungle. If i win yoou are all invited too my sexy afterparty #TeamChudElectioon https://foorms.gle/nmV4FUKPhY4XNriS7
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i feel the need to remind you that i have casper'S vote (that should count for, like, 5 votes) so if you'RE on the fence and you fuck with casper, that'S kind of like fucking with me.
jades.belong.in.the.brooding.caverns.they.should.not.leave.if.you.see.a.jade.outside.of.the.caverns.report.them.to.the.nearest.imperial.authority.that.is.illegal.especially.cloistered.jades.them.seeing.you.is.illegal.and.you.seeing.them.is.illegal.that.is.a.bad.thing.it.is.very.bad.to.see.them.you.should.not.see.them.you.should.report.them.and.yourself
zeBRUH codakk😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/zeBRUH.png
Cleaning out my desk. #StraightPride #Ex #NotExStraight #ExBoyfriend #StillStraight #FYI
i wvonder if memory rose is gay too or if shed put out #nsfwv
_ not dead [Y]et~
ßleh бleh can't fucking cull freakaz•id•is wh• are fucked uþ in their þans. NØW I can't fucking w•rk ßECAUSE all •f th•se m•therfucking n•ises right under the d••rs! FUCKING HELL
S•me fucked uþ and angry m•therfucking tr•lls ar•und my •ffice. YØU KNØW WHAT THAT MEANS???
HØLY SHIT!! Y•u guys can't get a GRIФ. Øne dead guy's m•therfucking þicture and y•u g• all aþeбeast m•de •r s•me m•therfucking shit. CHILL!!
SIKE! I g•t s•me time t• scr•ll chittr while I'm waiting f•r secretary t• get my þaþers. Als•!! Y•u'll never бelieve this, бut m•therfucking client is huge deal. A fucking jewelry f•r the бusiness! S• y•u shall бe m•therfucking jeal•us бy my great luck I g•t!
The fuck are y•u talking aб•ut? Fucking weird •lives. Sh•uld marinate m•re in caves, until they st•þ бullshitting shit •ut
Fucking weak then, what can I m•therfucking say
D•n't fucking w•rry þesky l•wбl••d •n the run t• get deliveries @þackageHandler Y•u just jeal•us!!
ALSØ. wh• the fuck is @twwiinAquariium and @d•cScratch ??? What are th•se freaks •f nature?? Y•u want t• get culled t••? #vi•lence fucking tags, why the fuck d• they exist.
H•ly m•ly!! Just m•therfucking ran thr•ugh 3 þresentati•ns! Went fucking sm••th as it ever can бe. All clients are in SATISFACTIØN! ßut fucking þaþers still await that ink and l•tsaa signs. I'll бe бusy, NØT
What the fuck. This assh•le just бl•cked me! Fucking c•ward. I am still g•ing t• cull that þiece •f green m•therfucking þukeбl••d
That IS m•therfucking INSANE!! A fucking full day just t• fuck each •ther thinkþan?!?! I l•st an•ther þart •f m•therfucking h•þe in chittr
The hat m•therfucking what??? Y•u can't бe seri•us... A m•therfucking seadweller •wns s•me•ne s•mething????
Then what's with all fucking þailing shit??
The fuck is g•ing •n my chittr???? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM. A fucking cha•s, a m•therfucking бullshit and crazed þail maniacs, h•ly shit get a r••m •r sanity t• n•t þail everything y•u see in y•ur eyes!! #nsfw f•r crazed fuckers
I LØVE RIФФING guts •ut •f þesky tr•lls! As I s••n as they are •ut, fucker st•þs screaming like s•me wiggler •r shit. ßetter t• finish th•se •f RIGHT away •r he •r she I d•n't fucking kn•w will m•therfucking sing the w•rst fucking mel•dy in this universe. #g•re #vi•lence my m•therfucking бel•ved right after þaþers
right FUCK. F•rg•t my manners! I f•rg•t what I wanted t• d•. S•rry! S•rry! Shit haþþens. Life, life and life and deaths and deaths YADA YADA, y•u g•t it. S•, @anxi•usTaut•l•gy I dunn• if y•u still •ut there •r n•t. I have m•therfucking watch here. D•nna WØRRY y•u're first •n my culling list chittr *trademarked* and I've g•t þlenty m•re. S•me•ne's NEED t• rem•ve weak •nes fr•m the system t• give sþace f•r m•re þ•werful and бetter. #vi•lence gahh if s•me•ne's is m•therfucking lurking and t•• weak t• see this shit!!!
Mmmmayбe t•night is a m•therfucking fun night~~~ G•nna g• cull s•me l•wбies and wimþs •n da streets #vi•lence is what's all aб•ut When it c•mes t• a m•therfucking natural selecti•n
WELL WELL WELL. M•re t• бe m•therfucking culled, s• •thers бetters can take þlaces. An•ther visit aaaaaand this guy just sleeþs like a wiggler! I was awaiting f•r a m•therfucking ßIG STAND ØFF. NØФE
Hmmmmmm, I l•ve this fucking idea!
He is fucking screaming like a m•therfucking wiggler UGGGH! HERE, d• y•u have any ideas •n y•ur mind h•w t• shut him the fuck uþ??
Damn. The fuck he was d•ing in here anyway??? Fucking hell this hive is still same as I left it бef•re HUH...
FUCK! N•w my suit is in бl••d. Have t• wash em' when I get бack t• my m•therfucking •ffice
SAY #GØRE !!! httþs://i.þ•stimg.cc/ФqzjGrqm/•s0Aþ-km.þng
HERE, just fucking l••k at us! IS THIS WHAT HE FUCKING DESERVED AMMIRIGHT???? httþs://i.þ•stimg.cc/RVK63Kþn/Dhu18sah-J.þng right #g•re guh, бut there's •nly a lil'' бl••d
i didnt even fuckin notice, damn. s)(ows )(ow important you are, )(u)(? i was probably watc)(in some soaps w)(ile you got culled.
They're putting waters in the gays that turns the chemicals frog.
p1ckl3z 4nd nut3ll4 tho.
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you got a knack for poses swveetheart
YES, I KNOW. I'M AWARE THAT I HAVEN'T MADE A CHITT IN AGES. THE ARID DESERT I'VE LEFT BEHIND IN MY ABSENCE COULDN'T *POSSIBLY* GET ON WITHOUT THE ENRICHMENT I PROVIDE BY BEING A HATEFUL LITTLE TERMITE ON THE FRINGES OF SOCIETY. BEHOLD — THE BLOSSOMING OASIS OF FUCKS THAT I GIVE. OOPS. TOO BAD. IT WAS A MIRAGE. THERE ARE NO FUCKS. YOU JUST ATE A MOUTHFUL OF SAND. GET BENT, ASSHOLES. WHATEVER. FUCK THIS. I DON'T HAVE IT IN ME, RIGHT NOW. DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR TIME. THIS SITE TRAINS PEOPLE TO SHOUT EVERY THOUGHT THEY THINK OFF THE TOP OF THEIR PAN WITHOUT HALF A FUCK'S WORTH OF WELL-NEEDED PONDERANCE. INCLUDING ME. AND FUCK ME FOR THAT. AND FUCK ALL OF YOU, TOO.
I don’t have problems so much as I cause them, and reap the benefits from them.
Are you, perhaps, trying to fill a void? Haa Haa.
my newv hit single. #check-it-out. tell me wvhat you think in the comments, belowv. They tell me, "Keep it simple, " I tell them, "Take it slowv" I feed and wvater an idea so I let it growv I tell them, "Take it easy, " they laugh and tell me, "No" It's cool, but I don't see them laughin' at my money, though They spittin' facts at me, I'm spittin' tracks, catch me? I'm spinning gold out my records, knowv you can't combat me They tell me, "Jesus wvalks, " I tell them, "Money talks" Bling got me chill 'cause I'm livwving in an icebox They tell me I'vwve been sleepin', I say, "I'm wvide awvake" Tracks hot and ready, so they call me Mr. Easy-Bake They say the grass is greener, I think my grass is dank Drivwving wvith a drank on an empty tank to the bank Do you feel me? Take a look inside my brain The people alwvays different, but it alwvays feels the same That's the real me, pop the champagne The haters wvanna hurt me, and I'm laughin' at the pain Stayin' still, eyes closed Let the wvorld just pass me by Pain pills, nice clothes If I fall, I think I'll fly Touch me, Midas Make me part of your design None to guide us I feel fear for the vwvery last time They tell me that I'm special, I smile and shake my head I'll givwve them stories to tell friends about the things I said They tell me I'm so humble, I say, "I'm turning red" They let me lie to them and don't feel like they'vwve been misled They givwve so much to me, I'm losing touch, get me? Servwved on a silvwver platter, ask for seconds, they just let me They tell me I'm a god, I'm lost in the façade Six feet off the ground at all times, I think I'm feelin' odd No matter wvhat I make, they nevwver see mistakes Makin' so much bread, I don't care that they're just being fake They tell me they're belowv me, I act like I'm abovwve The people blend together, but I wvould be lost wvithout their lovwve Can you heal me? Havwve I gained too much? When you become untouchable, you're unable to touch Is there a real me? Pop the champagne It hurts me just to think, and I don't do pain Stayin' still, eyes closed Let the wvorld just pass me by Pain pills, nice clothes If I fall, I think I'll fly Touch me, Midas Make me part of your design None to guide us I feel fear for the vwvery last time Lay still, restless Losing sleep wvhile I lose my mind (yeah) All thrill, no stress All my muses left behind (left behind) World is belowv So high up, I'm near-divwvine (I'm so high up) Lean in, let go I feel fear for the vwvery last time
does this include tongue?
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>as if i need to have one singular experience with a literal cavetroll to NOT wanna stick my bonebulge in flea infested nook >GREEN BLOODS ARE DIRTY AS FUCKKKK
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 6: alternian vwantas #notgay #nsfwv #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl hear me out. infinite timelines infinite possibilities. and in many of them karkat is a hot babe. there are a lotta iterations, im gonna default to using the name kat, because thats the cutest nickname for her. this is *not* about dudekats, okay? this is about bbwv cutie mutie tsunderes. thats vwhat vwere here for, okay? this is some rule 63 shit. is that problematic to say? ehh wvhatewver. vwere gonna talk about hovw to get into the swveatpants of a girlkat. first order of business: if she aint at least curwvy, back off, iwve newver seen a skinny kat vwhos up for anything. youre looking a girl wvith meat on her bones. chubby cheeks too, preferably constantly blushing wvhenewver you say anything to her. if she starts on a super long and gross rant before you ewven start touching her up then shes probably a lost cause. vwhat wvere looking for is the sorta vwindbag wvholl say a lotta nothing and get herself vworked up, but doesnt actually argue vwith anything you say. she might evwen be outright flattered but tell you to piss off anyvways. dont let up. kats are usually pretty receptiwve to the wvombo combo of feeling em up vwhile wvhispering all sorts of swveet nothings in her ear at the same time. makes em melt. on that note, some of the adwvice here is similar for vwhat i said for aradia. kats a mutie, bright red blood, spoiler vwarning, sorry. makes her the perfect sub for some casteplay. pretty much all of em are secretly into it, sometimes so secretly evwen they dont knowv about it. say enough about like, their bodys real purpose, or hovw theyre meant to serwve highbloods, or vwhatevwer other shit pops into your pan, and shell be all yours. this gal is total cullbait, in the beforan sense, obwviously. shes wvound all nice and tight, she just wvants to be taken care of. i dont wvanna giwve eridans too much credit, but you see that one pic of a kar and eridan floating around, the proud grub raisers? yeah, thats basically any girlkats vwet dream. shovw her you can giwve that to her. okay, but vwhats your in? wvell, theyll tolerate more than youd expect, because they cravwe material to insult you ovwer. be unashamed, be seedy, let her get comfortable. she already assumes youre a loser, dont dissuade her of that until its too late. no one really listens to her yap, so you gotta pretend to listen. maybe giwve her an honest compliment about hovw clewver she is, as honest as you can manage anywvays, that alvways kills. she knovws her team doesnt respect her. be the slightly older masculine figure that showvs her respect, and listens to her, and thinks shes so cool, and oop youvwe got your hands up her svweater and shes ready to say please. [my legal team redacted parts of the next para, im vworking on rectifying this wvith em] novw uhh, this last bit, dunno if i can ewven say it. like, legally speaking. just... karkats tend to havwe some █████ ████████████ vwith ██████. you can use that. this comes up like, a lot vwith karkats. its the ████ ████ as the █████ █████, shovw her ████ ███ ██████ ████ ███ ██████. shes ███████ █████ ███████ ████, make her ███ ██ ███. shes ███████ ██ ███ ████, make her feel good, make her ██████████ ███ ██████ █████. shell be so much happier ██ ███ ███████ ████ ████ █ ████, ██ ███ ███████ ████ shes your girl. a collar goes wvell vwith any girl, ███ ████ ████ ██████████. ███ ███ ██ ███ shell be in lovwe wvith you forevwer. cutie mutie ratings bod: the good ones are alwvays chubby. not alvways my thing, but damn she makes it vwork. they dress frumpy too but again, she makes it wvork. a kat in leggings alvways gets me. 8/10 vwvwariety: as much as i enjoy her, youll go owver the same beats again and again. theyre fun beats, but like... i dunno, if more of em could yap this wvould be higher. 7/10 ease: holy shit for all her posturing shes the most sensitivwe troll there is. one touch and shell wvanna fall to her knees. 10/10 personality: get some earplugs. absolutely adorable, and i lowve breaking dovwn the angry types into blushing ingenues, but it can still be a bit much. 7/10 owverall: 8/10. for all my nitpicks, vwhat i am really complaining about? girlkats a busty mutant vwith a fat ass and loads of hemospectrum related issues that you can svwoop in to exploit. alwvays a rare treat.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 7: nepeta leijon #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #petplay #cagttl okay. yes shes a catgirl. yes you can call her kitten and giwve her scritches and shell lovwe it. yes, she looks adorable in a collar wvith a little bell on it. the thing is, that aint special. its true for ewvery gal vworth pursuing. the difference here is that its socially acceptable to lay on the cat nicknames wvithout any build-up on a nepeta, and that shes going in expecting it. she doesnt vwin any points from it for me, at least vwith harley the puppy thing wvas kinda unique to her. but okay, nepeta. the thing wvith nepetas to wvatch out for is innocence. theyll either be the most innocent lil kittens youwve ewver met, or absolute pervwerts. purrwverts, if you vwill. i mean absolutely degenerate. just look at the leijons wve hawve on the dash and youll get wvhat i mean. the innocent ones honestly kinda skeewve me out sometimes, and i can only pull the "yeah its totally a sign of politeness to take off your top vwhen you wvisit a highblood" game before it gets old. the purrwverts are also a bit much for me, since i dont lovwe the scratching, but ill put up vwith it to bag a girl in heat. for actual advwice, just keep a firm but playful tone. youre wvilling to play in her space, but youre clearly the guy in charge. flexible but solid, if youre too rigid something is gonna giwve. scout for vwhat shes aiming for. does she wvanna be "taught" vwhat pailing is? does she wvanna fill out her ovwn shipping chart? does she vwanna cheat on her boyfriend? ivwe met a surprising amount of neps vwholl start saying, "nyo myaster, wvhat if karkitty finds meowvt..~" wvhen iwve already playing wvith her kitty. i forgot to mention it on the roxy guide, but nepetas are second only to roxys- vwell, lets call it the lalondes in general, vwhen it comes to hawving it bad for cheating. if that gets you going throwv her a bone, or a laser pointer i guess, talk dovwn to her about howv terrible she is and hovw ashamed she should be, thatll get her mewvling. like most other girls, vwhat a nepeta wvants at the end of the night is attention. she wvants to feel relewvant. no matter vwhich sort of nep she is, she vwants to feel mature. it shouldnt be a surprise that that same strats wvork on so many babes. stand in for her moirail here, make her feel like hanging vwith you is the coolest thing she could be doing. shell usually say she vwas told not to talk to you (she does to me anywvays) but laugh it off, ask her wvhy she wvas told that, tell her shes too smart to need to listen to that stuff. then, shovw her just vwhy ewveryones been telling her that. shovw, dont tell, she vwont realize vwhat it is. i promise you shell lovwe it though. then you just put a collar on her, and youvwe got yourself a loyal pet wvho lovwes cuddling. the rewvmewv. like revwievw, but cat, get it? bod: ehh. these gals tend scrawvny to toned. sometimes youll see some wvholl open up their jackets and drop some real big fat cat tats, but shes usually rocking the itty bitty kitty titties. usually shorter too, its just not my thing, i like my gals to havwe something to hold onto. shes flexible at least, and has a cute face. 4/10 variety: you seen the tvwo, youwve seen em all. its either total cluelessness or radical ovwercompensation in the other direction. the adultery thing is fun occasionally, but i get enough petplay from the other babes. dont tend to lovwe her banter either. 5/10 ease: easy enough youll almost feel bad. the hard part is finding a wvay to slovw her dowvn, go too fast and shell start vwigging out or biting too hard or get clingy. not a bad problem to havwe though. 9/10 personality: dunno if ivwe ewver met one wvho wvowved me through personality alone. like, yeah shes cute, but i just dont see the point in breaking a girl dowvn if she aint already clevwer to begin vwith. theres such a thing as too cute. 5/10 owverall: 6/10. i cant exactly rate any gal lovw, sex is sex and its gonna be a fun time. neps aint bad, they just aint really my thing, make me uncomfortable sometime. plus, youwve got the evwerlooming threat of a zahhak knocking dovwn your door. tread vwith caution, but... ill giwve her that theres nothing quite like a gal dressed like a neet #bouncingonit vwhile mewving, shes got the cutest sounds
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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 3: jane crocker #nsfwv #nsfwve #substance #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so jane? lowve her, lovwe the aesthetic, sorta gal i could see vwearing a poodle skirt wvithout evwen being told to. but, outta the human babes, shes the one i hawve the least experience vwith. loads of the other three running around the bubbles, only a handful of these ones. wvevwe also got the big famous one on here, shes a bit of an outlier though. i hawvent gotten wvith her yet, but ill givwe you my read on her all the same. the most common type of jane i see is the ingenue. dresses cute, usually has nice, plush lips, a real shy sort vwho responds vwell to teasing. shell call you things like "buster brovwn" if you slap her ass or compliment her tits, its real cute. despite her vwhining, shes into you, she just doesnt knowv it yet. usually she doesnt evwen knovw that youre too much of a loser for her. like all life players, her bod is practically made for pailing, and it knowvs it. feel her up, get her all embarrassed, and shell be running like a faucet betvween her legs. maybe ewven from her tits too, shes the most likely of the main human babes to do that, if youre into that sorta thing. dress her up cute, hawve your vway wvith her, but dont expect much in the wvay of conwversation. second sort i see is the business babe. this is usually just a cosplay i think, a hottie in a pencil skirt vwho doesnt knowv the first thing about stocks and bonds but likes to pretend she could be a ceo. i usually mirror it back at her, act like im some billinaire playboy, the type of asshole so rich he can afford to dress casually. get this jane stuck on a bus or an elevwator vwith you and go to towvn, shell melt. vwhat shes looking for is someone to see her elevwated position and bring her crashing back dovwn to housevwife. she knowvs shes not good enough but she feels obligated to act this vway because of her upbringing. its your job to remind her wvhat shes really for: being a baby ovwen. novw if youre a troll like me you cant actually get her preggers, but talk about breeding her anyvways and shell go all googoo eyes for her. wvin vwin in my books. ill sometimes see janes vwith the tiaratop wvhatevwer too, or something close. you dont need my advwice here, theres alvways some glitch going on wvith that shit thatll let you take ovwer. just make sure to ovwerride some of those commands she gets, most important obvwiously being the stop reproduction one. another wvariant, dont havwe much experience wvith it myself, the kinda jane that carries around that lollipop like a pacifier. let her get a good lick, and then wvhatewver happens happens. a bit too caucasian for my tastes, but im newver gonna turn dowvn a babe givwing me enthusiastic consent. i should add a note for the famous jane around these parts, the one thats hawving a tête a tête wvith lil makara right novw. hawvent had a chance to get into her pantsuit yet but i havwe a fewv ideas. obwviously shes a sucker for abuse. im not saying get drunk and throwv the bottle at her, im talking classy. none of us are getting to the gamz levwel here. get in her head, mandhandle her a little, dont shovw her the respect she expects. she giwves me the wvibes of a gal vwhos just salivwating at the prospect of pushing out some vwriggling lil freaks, so keep in mind the breeding tips from before. like, ivwe stood close enough to get a vwhiff of her before (not as close as you might think!) and she smells like she vwants you personally to fix the declining birth rates on earth c. i think she must also havwe a fetish for the purple-wviolet spectrum, so do vwith that wvhat you vwill. my take? dont bother, but... hey, wvewve all got our wvhite vwhales, right? some are just vwhiter and wvhalier than others. the rating! bod: up to personal tastes, shes the chubby chasers dream. sometimes youll get a slimthicc one, wvhich is my personal fawve. i newver really see her vwith the crazy jade proportions though. 8/10 wvariety: theres a wvide spectrum of subby to pretends not to be subby, and the corpo play is a nice change of pace. the reprogammable ones are a rare treat. 7/10 ease: depends. ivwe newver had much trouble, especially vwith the dumb dress up doll types, but the corpos make you wvork for it. 7/10 personality: if you get a good one shes the perfect sandra dee. you get an annoying one, shes still fun to break dovwn. 9/10 ovwerall? 8/10. a good jane is a rare delicacy. treat that muffin top vwell enough, she might evwen go naked apron after youre done wvith her and make you some muffins. and honestly? her baking might be better than the sex, and i dont say that lightly.
awv, bubsy, did ya drawv this yourself? i mean, the linevwork definitely spells spaz, but it's kind of cute in its epileptic patheticness. i think i'll hang it on my fridge. #myboy
it has. it does. it vwill. ;)
sorry pal, i aint a joke like the zebruh guy. im a real person that you might meet on the street or in the grocery store. wvell, not there, little belowv my means. this is to say, cronus newver dies
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
i heard it vwas #yuriday. nowv i'm not a lesbian (or a girl) but if you ladies had just one look at me you'd see howv beautiful i am and you'd be cured in an instant.
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HOLY SHIT. WHAT A FIGHT, WHAT ABSOLUTE FUCKING DISDAIN. DAMN. YOU’VE EARNED YOUR PLACE ABOARD MY CREW.
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hm, an, experiment [Th]ats, a good [W]ord, [Re]gardless [Y]ou may try [B]ut, [Y]ou [W]ill [F]ail
come, [Ge]t, [He]r [I]f, [Y]ou dare to, try
update: i am going to kidnap him
and, [Y]ou, [As]sume [Th]at, [Y]oull [Be] [S]afe, [Ho]w [Cu]te [O]f [Y]ou my, dear Rogue
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We were supposed to do this together, you know? You and me. You couldn't hack it. I could've dealt with you being weak, but to call me abusive? You were the one that said you would do anything. Its not my fault I had pull for both our weights. #vagueposting #gaslighting #abuse
:33 < hey guys, did you know that in terms of male and female troll br33ding, nepeta leijon is the most compatible troll fur efurryone? not only is she a fierce kitty, which is the most vicious of mammals, nepetas are an average of 4"5' tall and 125 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle huge bulges, and with their impurresive kitty titties for manhandling and dense strength furrom living in the jungles of alpurrnia, you can be rough with them. due to their mostly kitty based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused nepeta leijon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. they can also go fur hours, and learn how to purr on command along with nefurr wearing a bra to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. with their abilities sun beam nap and hella petting, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough attention. no other troll comes close to this level of compatibility. also, fun fact, if mew don't pull out enough, mew can make mewr nepeta full of slurry! nepeta is literally built fur huge bulges. ungodly defense stat+high hp pool+strong muscles means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. #nsfw
ouaghhhhuhggh ivve had too much unprotected salacious coitus (i topped) and noww im fuckin preggers the last gift my lusus gavve to me wwas his ability to get “mpreg” for his mates despite bein the one doin the penetratin ohhhh my belly its big an round if only SOMEONE wwould rub jelly on me #nsfww #pregnancy #mpreg #nsfwwe
thank y/)u chittr f/)r enc/)uraging my gambling addicti/)n unrelated but i just l/)st half /)f my life savings did y/)u guys kn/)w that if y/)u type /)ut y/)ur credit card inf/)rmati/)n (als/) the date and th/)se 3 numbers /)n the back 2) it cens/)red it /)ut? y/)u sh/)uld test it right n/)w! /)n my thread #gambling
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