♠ hated by @neonAllnight
I was watching some human found footage films. Look at this ugly mf
the best part of being me is ho* e-erything seems to come up big joe. no matter ho* much you hate on me and tell me to kill myself, im still the one *ith the smoking hot matesprit, the large hi-e *ith ser-ants to boot, and and endless amount of caegars to do *hate-er the fuck i see fit *ith it. and you all are still in your lusus’s basement, jerkin it to bug porn or *hate-er the fuck you losers find attracti-e. i *in.
p:ssblOod jo.bs: • battery • gett:ng mad o.n ch:ttr do.t :ng • ??????
speaking of, since you *anna tag me in stupid lo*ie discussions, *here the fuck are you, cheech. i see youre not laying on the floor or on your knees sucking me silly style soooo. @markZucc
good lo*bloods should be seen and not heard.
I've been so out of it today. Head almost no longer hurty. Have I missed anything relevant? Candy Corn beat Crunch and goes through. Tonight's #CandyBrawl pits: Twizzlers (Red reacts) vs. Sour Patch Kids (black reacts)
humans count as lo*bloods too bt* you all are equally as *orthless
i think all lo*bloods should be forced to take hi-ekeeping classes from hatching so *hen i hire them, they already ha-e s*eeps of experience. it also gi-es them some semblance of -alue.
I'm still wearing the Toad hat, by the way. But also, Twix advances, and it's time for a new matchup. Candy Corn (red corner) VS. Nestlé Crunch (Black Corner) #CandyBrawl
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666--> D1d 1 3xp3ct to k1ck b4ck tol1ght w1th Chuckl3s th3 Clown 4nd my n3w p3t r4t for 4 gl4ss of w1n3, ch1ps, 4nd som3 sl4pst1ck guts 4nd gor3 com3dy? 4bsolut3ly not. 4m 1 gl4d 1t h4pp3n3d? 4bsolut3ly. Th3 m34t spr4y n3v3r g3ts old. #gor3 #v1ol3nc3 #on33r1d4nw4sh4rm3d
cheech if you see this, that dress makes you look fat as fuck aha and not on some p h a t shit im talkin BIG
Alright Chittr, here's your first pairing for this round of #CandyBrawl Red corner: Airheads Black corner: 3 Musketeers
We have our first technical tie for #candybrawl, so as the sole tiebreaker, I will give it to 3 Musketeers. This first matchup of the day is a doozy. Two classics in their own right. Hershey's Bar (Red reacts) VS. KitKat (Black reacts)
Twix absolutely steamrolled PayDay right there. With no more votes coming in, I'm calling the race. Next up: Starburst (red reacts) VS. Skittles (black reacts) I expect this one to be a close race.
I'm going to call that race right now because it doesn't look like Circus peanuts are going to recover any time soon so. Next match: Laffy taffy (red reacts) VS. Candy corn (black reacts)
I do have to borrow one of you again. You know who you are. #cw-kidnapping
Wait I got it Kills Junior blast-
Game Casper losing his mind. Honestly can't say I blame him lol.
shes still not fully conscious. im debating on if i *ant to let her ha-e her palmhusk back or *hat *hen she comes to. ill think about it, i-e got some time.
nowv i dont like these newv palmhusks gals are carrying around. dont get me wvrong theyre conwvenient and comforta8le to use! 8ut wvhen youre trying to get a handful of a 8roads rear end and you get a handful of smartphone instead it really kills the mood!
thick bitches my dms are open ugly bitches block button is free big joe is hitting the cupe let me *ake up to some lo-e
Hits your head with a steel chair.
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my gosh! whaaaat! the masquerades OVER already???? but how are going to solve the REEL mystery of the day: like, how did this picture of these two suspicious fishies get onto my palm husk? dont these medicullers have a JOB to get to???? }9u9{ }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ whaleeee! if youre ever looking four the good docterror + the nurse shark again, PLEASEEEE give @carbonatedCaravanserai + me a call! so we can be soooo TIDALLY CONFUSED aboat it too! like! who even is that!!!! }>7<{ }>7<{ #outglutmasquerade #hicacontent #medicullercore #workplaiceaffairs }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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A painful pimple in a very unfoortunate place foor everyoone reading this <3
I'm putting Nyrita down.
i didnt "suggest" SHIT i stated an objective fact proudly
@neonAllnight you’re so obsessed with me aren’t you?
🖕🖕
SHE LORD ON MY ENGLISH UNTIL I AWESOME
I’ve also just finalized the purchase of Troll Wattpad and am also banning #NSFW content on there too. Same timeframe. #clockworkinc
ATTENTION CHITTR I have purchased Troll AO3, and effective immediately will be instituting a ban on #NSFW content of any type All NSFW content will be purged in three nights, you have until then to save things #clockworkinc
It Isn’t Going To Be That Easy!
All in a night’s work. #vague
You know what’s the best way to get used to a brand new robotic leg? A shopping spree.
So rude.
I have an idea how to get rid of it.
Oh? Where can I buy one?
Like to explode one car. Pity to explode one car. Mediate to explode one car. Hate to explode one car. Comment? One car exploded. Ignore? You guessed it. Carsplosion.
/.theres.something.under.your.skin,theyre,under,your,skin,man,\ \.only.way.to.get.rid.of.them.is.to.get.offline.until.youre.not.out.of.your.gourd./
Today I Get The Privilege Of Unveiling A Golden Statue Of Myself #winning #you-wish-you-were-a-quintillionaire-like-me
*casts instant brazilian wax on u*
Good Morning Dearies i Have Much To Do Today!
Let The Games Begin!
In The Wise Words Of Oceaum Samata. “the Solution To Most Problems Is A Combination Of Good Intelligence, Dedicated Patriots, And Heavy Suppressive Fire.” #violence
maybe i should kidnap someone. that might be fun. #cw-kidnapping
They Didn’t Announce Their Intentions On The Same Feed Their Enemy Was Watching Then Attempt To Infiltrate A Military Compound That Knows They’re Coming? What???
I’m Asking You All To Stop Trying not Because We’re Losing. but Because You All Have The Strategic Capabilities Of A 3 Sweep Old #clockworkinc
Seriously Was Two Of You Getting Captured Not Enough?
I’m Going To Start Allowing The Artillery Teams To Open Fire On You All. #clockworkinc #violence
@neonallnight We’ve Spotted You. #clockworkinc
HERE WE GO AGAIN! Ain’t this a kick in the head. ——[Lady Temora Kalnia has uploaded a video]—— (The recording starts and once again the camera finds itself outside a window looking into another room, it’s different this time though. It looks like a dedicated torture room and sat dead square in the middle of it in a chair was @tipsyGenostalgic in another one of those “God Breaker Collars” from before. “You see dearies. Shooting at me is not something one should do. It always and I do mean always ends like this.” Temora can be seen walking into the room and grabbing a crowbar off the wall. Her mouth moves as says something inaudible to the camera then smashes the crowbar against Roxy’s knee. She follows this up with multiple savage strikes across their body and head before leaving the room and returning to behind the camera once more. “Karma dagger whoever you are, I’m going to send you their fingers, be ready!” Then the recording cuts.)) #violence #gore #cw-torture #cw-kidnapping
@temoraSolutionsinc greetings. i hope this message finds you well. i am the darkheart, a vessel formerly possessed by an ancient god, which left behind its powers when it was removed from my body and killed. out of curiosity, what is the name of your new product? does it specifically only work on godtiers? im curious- both for my own concern, as well as for... ideas, i may have running around in my head. should you require a non-godtier test subject, i am willing to temporarily offer myself.
A Second Demonstration Video Is In Order Perhaps.
Well That Was Short Lived #be-smart-dearies
Please Tell Me The Vast Majority Of You Are Smarter Than That One Roxy.
Thanks For Announcing Your Plan I Guess
So Really This Os All Your Faults, Pitty That.
Just A Gentle Reminder If One Of You Had Volunteered To Be A Test Subject I Wouldn’t Have Had To Snatch Up Laika!
You’re All So Inspiring, You’ve All Made Me Want To Keep Going! i’m Gonna Play “ain’t That A Kick In The Head Now” And Get To Beating That Shitty Little Human, Have A Good One! #violence #gore #cw-torture
Truly I Do Mean It When I Say This Changes Things, So Please Do Stick Around For When I Can Post The Demonstration Video!
Your Beloved Mutt Will Be Dropped Into The Alternian Wilderness Sometime Soon, Until Then They’ll Be Constantly Moved And Monitored, If Any Of You Attempt To Free Them They’ll Be Injected With A Lethal Chemical Stored In The Collar And Well, What Happens When Someone Dies Without Godtier Powers To Bring Them Back I Wonder…my Oh My consider This My Finger Shaking Moment Where I Go “ah Ah Ahhh” #cw-execution #substance
react like ivve posted somethin terrible
We Will Enslave The Very Gods Of The Multiverse One At A Time. You Cannot Stop Clockwork Inc For We Are Everywhere At All Times. From Earth C To Alternia Y. we Are Everywhere. #cw-slavery
@apatheticapostacy Fuck You.
HELLO EVERYONE! PLEASE ENJOY THE DEMONSTRATION OF CLOCKWORK INC’S NEWEST PRODUCT! THE GOD BREAKER COLLAR! ——[Lady Temora Kalnia has uploaded a video]—— ((The video starts with a camera being pointed at @uprootedGarden in an empty room wearing a large, technologically advanced looking collar of some kind and has had their robotic arm removed. The collar is clearly heavy and uncomfortable as Laika is clawing at it with their biological arm. The recording just shows this happening for a few moments before Temora speaks up “Here Dearies, we can see the pacified Laika Harley, unable to actually escape her confinement! In a moment I’m going to walk down into there and beat the brakes off of them to prove to you how effective these collars are!” And then Temora enters the room laika is in and shouts something indistinctive at them, that makes laika lunge at her and Temora slams Laika to the floor with a single jaw breaking cane swipe that echos loud enough for the camera in the other room to pick up. She takes a few swings with her cane at the now downed laika’s legs before coming back into the other room and pointing the camera back at herself “AS YOU CAN SEE DEARIES! BY THE BLOOD ON MY FACE, THESE SO CALLED GODS AREN’T AS POWERFUL AS THEY’D HAVE YOU BELIEVE! They’re weak without their powers and that’s what we plan to show the multiverse at large, have a good one!” The recording then cuts.)) #violence #gore #cw-torture
#tavrostuesday is now cancelled everyone. We are sorry.
Hello, friends who attend #RosesPoolsideDriveIn. I know it has taken me longer than usual to announce tomorrow's feature film, do excuse me for that. I have found myself at a crossroads this time. Do I show one of the best zombie movies to have been produced, or do I show a really good zombie film that also has a great comedy vein to it? I shall leave it up to you, dear viewers. Red reacts for [REC], the trailblazing 2007 film set in Spain, combining found footage and zombies and that birthed a long series (which, admittedly, diminished quite a lot in writing quality) OR Black reacts for 2004's Shaun of the Dead. A beautiful British film that combines zombies with comedy, executedly oh so perfectly.
A new chapter begins, and we get to the meat of things. Chapter 2: “Reality, or The Wisdom To Know The Difference”
im red like cruelty the verity variant
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STuPID BITCHES.
Stabs you.
Bashes your head in.
8>hey guys it's me bartew simson. you should join troll scientology. eat my shorts
That is f⦶r y⦶u t⦶ decide. Physical, mental, em⦶ti⦶nal, interpers⦶nal. What matters is y⦶u bec⦶me str⦶nger.
WHAT IF ALTERNIA RAN OUT OF Q-TIPS AND WE HAD TO USE BULGES TO CLEAN OUR EARS. #NSFW
@karmaDagger this is your moment. Reject falseness. Embrace the pain like an long forgotten friend. Open the door. Join me in the gilded halls of carcosa, under the twin suns. Become reborn and cut your strings.
MANUAL 8REATHING ATTACK
i just *ant my bitch back cheech this isnt you hear my cries and kno* that im the best youre going to get and ill only be sort of pissed if you come back no*
im starting to think you all dont like me. and i dont really kno* *hy. so ill just continue being myself
unblock me cheech i didnt do anything *rong this *ipe cmon i kno* youre seeing these fuckin posts chichi dont you dare ignore me @markZucc
maybe im asexual you e-er consider that
youre so jealous of ho* much play i get its funny
hosting my o*n fuck grossly friday soon get your bone on
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HAA. NOW WHO’S DESPERATE?
I HATE LALONDES.
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LMAOOOOO I don't give a fuck about you, girl. I just saw you on the timeline and figured I'd drop in say hi XD I GOT A SHOW TONIGHT, I AIN'T GOT TIME TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU¡
think about howw unintelligent the avverage lowwblood is and imagine that the latter half is evven more idiotic than that
Skibbidi toilet.
Kicks you away.
you knoww deep in your mushy human bloodpusher you knoww wwhat you must do
Hey gang! Let sss go to the woods
aha ahaha hah ahaha oh boy
Puts a bomb in it.
happy matesprit monday to the tightest set i-e had yet lo-e ya cheech cant *ait to see you at your stupid little thing tolight
it is with heavy ball thats i announce that i just shitmaxxed my pants after trying to fartmog someone #nsfw #fartwars #shartisolspike #shmogging
COULDN'T BE THAT SICKNASTY IF I WASN'T THERE, MOTHERFUCKER¡
*hen are you all going to learn that if youre not fucking me, feeding me, or financing me, i could not care less about *hat you ha-e to say or think about me. im perfect and youre all haters
is that *here the fuck my alternian express cards been *hat the FUCK i-e been beating the ser-ants o-er finding that fucker
We finished dismembering the bodies, we'll send gifts tomorrow even if no one wants them.
AGHHHHHH I'M BORED, I'M BORED, I'M BORED¡ HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT TO GET MY HANDS ON A MOTHERFUCKER¿¡ I NEED TO WRESTLE¡¡¡
I CAN'T WAIT, I CAN'T WAIT¡¡¡ I'M GONNA SEE IF I CAN'T FIND SOME PRETTY RUSTIE TO LURE BACK MY WAY. TALK ALL PRETTY. WRING THEY NECK SO FUCKIN' GOOD.
:33 < dang. i was gonna try and go missing soon!!
---- canineRebel [CR] is now ??????? ----
bad bitches lo-e jm (me im jm) (bitches lo-e me)
all the baddest bitches on this site come from this part of alternia idk *here it is but take me there NO*
aha *here did you mo-e to *hats your location asl
just a reminder no* that my last set of holes ran off im offishially BACK ON THE MARKET! if youd like a piece of a 9 foot tall sead*ellin sex god, you just go on and submit your information into that link on my pinned post. then i, considerin you do *ell enough, joseph mother, *ill pri-ately message you my thoughts and opinions. ill post the link here too for safe measure. good luck to all those that apply!
A deal has been made. I am n⦶w in p⦶ssessi⦶n ⦶f a temp⦶rary b⦶dy. It is n⦶where near as p⦶werful as my true f⦶rm. But it will serve its purp⦶se.
A darker day rises. S⦶ sayeth the Eye.
It's Lighting time ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
its fine, laika likes it. turn that thing on their date.
cmon novw, the mutt deservwes better than you texting wvhile out vwith em.
put me on there twwice
Heart react if I'm your angle Spade react if I'm yuor devil
yet shes nevver asked ol eridan out for a mimosa hmmm curious
Hallo sweetheart! *punches you in the face as you scroll by* hi angel :) *kicks you while youre down* #violence
>([w#en i see dat butt] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/38b094f01eac.png]
foiid2 foiid2 EVERYWHERE FOIID2!
Last post of the night.
[ #laika40k final!!! ] hestia aka @apatheticapostacy has been eliminated! sorry daraya! final round! the gentle persephone vs the relaxed aeolus for persephone vote with <3 and <> for aeolus vote with <3< and c3<
[ #laika40k semi-finals ] artemis was eliminated aka @arcadiancatnip you did great! good luck next time! next up! the everburning hestia vs the relaxed aeolus for hestia vote with <3 and <> for aeolus vote with <3< and c3<
[ #laika40k semi-finals ] semi-finals start now! the fierce artemis vs the gentle persephone for artemis vote with <3 and <> for persephone vote with <3< and c3<
[ #laika40k round 2 ] sorry cerberus! better known as @grimbarkguardian , you're still such a good dog! best friend! <3 next up the swift hermes vs the relaxed aeolus for hermes vote with <3 and <> for aeolus vote with <3< and c3<
[ #laika40k round 2 ] and pan aka @isyou has been eliminated! next up the ferocious cerberus vs the everburning hestia for cerberus vote with <3 and <> for hestia vote with <3< and c3<
[ #laika40k round 2 ] aphrodite aka @bummelboogie was eliminated! sorry nyrita! up next! the fierce artemis vs the aimless pan for artemis vote with <3 and <> for pan vote with <3< and c3<
[ #laika40k round 2 ] let's kick off round two! the graceful aphrodite vs the gentle persephone for aphrodite vote with <3 and <> for persephone vote with <3< and c3<
[ #laika40k round 1 ] all the meenah's are gone day ruined/j anyways @cuttlefishculler was athena and has been eliminated! next up the cruel poseidon vs the swift hermes for poseidon vote with <3 and <> for hermes vote with <3< and c3<
wwe are bridgin the divvide betwween lesbians and eridans please tell all your galkissin compatriots to unblock me
[ #laika40k round 1 ] and with that tie broken selene is eliminated! otherwise known as @lightupbeats ! next up the goddess of war athena vs the everburning hestia for athena vote with <3 and <> for hestia vote with <3< and c3<
[ #laika40k round 1 ] another close one! neptune or better known as @aeneascaldarium has been eliminated! next up the ferocious cerberus vs the gentle selene for cerberus vote with <3 and <> for selene vote with <3< and c3<
LONG HAIR IS NOW ILLEGAL WITHIN HEPTONIAN BORDERS!!!!!!! ALL tourists will have their heads CLEAN SHAVEN if they so much as have a single strand that goes below the shoulders
Gods, conditional immortals, cosmic horrors, ultimate this and ultimate that, whatever At the end of the day, you still lost The Game. 😔
NO yuri allowed in HEPTONIA unless it concerns ME
im banning yuri one more time as a way of mourning my #prezidential dad
HAAHAAHAAHEEHEEHEEHOOHOOHOO
IM HOSTING MY O*N SICK FUCK FUCK FEST THIS SUNDAY AND YOU CAN ONLY COME IF YOURE CHICHI AND NO ONE ELSE (except if youre a bad bitch. in that case, dm me; *e can negotiate)
fuck im garnerin more kult than kull anymore wwhat can i evven do anymore to get more spades throwwn at me
I AM, AREN’T I? HAA HAA.
can you pee on me
look fuck he's okay we're okay and we're having fun !! stop worrying !!
Awww. Did you all get mad that I'm not head over heels for your stupid little dog friends? Maybe they should do something to, I don't know. Earn the appeal?? Call me an asshole for not liking someone but you can do whatever you want? Go fuck yourselves. You animals belong together, truly. #violence #anger?
you knoww wwhat wwe call human moirails in the biz lesbians
Slathering.peanut.butter.on.my.bulge.before.the.puppyboy.comes.over
Should I call my abusive ex? Red reacts for yes black for no, let's have some fun with this. #abuse
Labooby Thanos
WHY ARE YOU WRETCHES TALKING ABOUT PIRATES.
Labubu soup.
Labubu mitosis.
*33XpL00d33S P@@nC@@k33S W!!tH M!!nD*
PERFECT. THE ULTIMATE ETERNAL IMPRISONMENT FOR LALONDE SCUM.
For the next #RosesPoolsideDriveIn would you rather watch: Red reacts: The VVitch OR Black reacts: Rob Zombie's Halloween
wwevve spoken like twwice btww
I WILL BALANCE THE SCALES. MEN.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Hehe, ! fucked your mom꠹
cream of human #nsfww #suggestivve #iguess
Always Cute When Someone Reacts With All 4, Hehehehe –xoxo
that’s because you hawven’t met me yet. ;)
Attention whore. #vagueposting
still wwaitin on that murderorgy these orgys havve a distinct lack of guro #nsfww
_ i, [H]ave, multiple [B]odies, [B]ut [O]ne [W]as, [K]illed [Y]es
^^ You say kidnapping, I say blind date. ^^ ^^ It's not like they say no. ^^
Why is Jade's daughter so fucking ugly?
Don't go getting too ATTACHED :) (: Their END draws ever NEAR Their PAIN will surely be UNMATCHED :) (: Their BODY filled with FEAR THREE YEARSTHREE YEARSTHREE YEARS Honk Meow hOnk mEow hoNk meOw honK meoW Meow Honk mEow hOnk meOw hoNk meoW honK
This is n⦶t a cult. Y⦶u are disc⦶uraged fr⦶m w⦶rshipping me. I receive en⦶ugh w⦶rship already. I d⦶ n⦶t need it. I d⦶ n⦶t desire it. I desire t⦶ bring every⦶ne's dreams t⦶ reality. I desire t⦶ guide y⦶u all t⦶ bec⦶me str⦶nger. I desire a better w⦶rld. I am weak, in this f⦶rm, but I will inevitably acc⦶mplish my g⦶als regardless ⦶f whether I had any⦶ne standing by my side. H⦶wever, using the strength ⦶f my new c⦶mpani⦶ns, it will bec⦶me easier.
Karma will bec⦶me str⦶nger. #karmad⦶esthis Am I d⦶ing this c⦶rrectly?
Applicati⦶n Results: Final Entry 22. Aubergine (@nightshadeNecr⦶mania) Sc⦶re: 24 Feedback: T⦶ keep it succinct: "W⦶w!". Result: Accepted 23. Kager⦶ Pasema (@ephemeralMinx) Sc⦶re: 34 Feedback: Rest y⦶ur w⦶rries, and kn⦶w that in the new w⦶rld, suffering will be n⦶ m⦶re. Any pain experienced will be entirely ⦶f ⦶ne's ⦶wn v⦶liti⦶n and desire. In the new w⦶rld, perhaps y⦶u can create s⦶me⦶ne wh⦶ will see and cherish y⦶u. ⦶r perhaps y⦶u may find s⦶me⦶ne, within th⦶se wh⦶ have already been accepted? Be n⦶t afraid t⦶ reach ⦶ut t⦶ ⦶thers. Bec⦶me str⦶nger, that the vulnerabilities y⦶u sh⦶w t⦶ them t⦶ all⦶w y⦶urself t⦶ be seen cann⦶t be used against y⦶u. Result: Accepted 24. N⦶ thank y⦶u. B( (@gelatin⦶usArchetype) Sc⦶re: 23 Feedback: In the new w⦶rld y⦶u will n⦶ d⦶ubt be useful, whether t⦶ y⦶urself, ⦶r t⦶ th⦶se wh⦶m y⦶u desire t⦶ be useful t⦶. Y⦶u will bec⦶me str⦶nger. Str⦶ng en⦶ugh that y⦶ur fear will be unf⦶unded, and that n⦶ ⦶ne- land-dwelling, sea-dwelling, ⦶r sky-dwelling alike- may inv⦶ke fear in y⦶u. Result: Accepted 25. Micheal (@damascusD⦶ct⦶rate) Sc⦶re: 34 Feedback: S⦶ t⦶⦶ shall y⦶ur w⦶rries be put at ease, and y⦶ur wish be granted. In the new w⦶rld, all th⦶se wh⦶ have been l⦶st will be remade and reb⦶rn. Reach ⦶ut t⦶ applicant 23, Kager⦶. Y⦶u b⦶th have similar wishes, and perhaps a flame ⦶f l⦶ve can kindle even in the deepest darkness. Result: Accepted 26. Laulum (@hushedCardi⦶my⦶pathy) Sc⦶re: 21 Feedback: Y⦶ur lack ⦶f a wish sh⦶ws lack ⦶f c⦶nvicti⦶n, h⦶wever y⦶ur fear is heard. Y⦶ur willingness t⦶ be used as a h⦶st b⦶dy is als⦶ acceptable. Rest y⦶ur fears. C⦶ncepts ⦶f G⦶⦶d and Bad shall be things ⦶f the past in the new w⦶rld; y⦶u may d⦶ whatever y⦶u wish. Bec⦶me str⦶nger, that any wh⦶ w⦶uld judge y⦶u f⦶r it may be cut d⦶wn. They will be remade in the new w⦶rld, and they will learn their place. Result: Accepted 27. i am willing tꙮ be called by any name. (@p⦶ti⦶nSeller) Sc⦶re: 26 Feedback: Y⦶ur desire f⦶r p⦶wer is g⦶⦶d. Under my guidance, y⦶u will bec⦶me str⦶nger. Y⦶ur wish is simple, h⦶wever. Expand y⦶ur h⦶riz⦶ns. Instead ⦶f having ⦶ne m⦶re d⦶llar, perhaps y⦶u c⦶uld have... tw⦶ m⦶re d⦶llars? Y⦶ur fear is understandable, and y⦶u will learn and understand what y⦶u are dealing with in due time. Result: Accepted 28. Aubergine (@nightshadeNecr⦶mania) Sc⦶re: 21, f⦶r this applicati⦶n. Feedback: Irrelevant; Y⦶u already applied. N⦶ matter. As y⦶u see me, s⦶ t⦶⦶ d⦶ Eye see y⦶u. Result: N/A, already accepted 29. names are pꙮwer, and i'm nꙮt giving any ꙮf it away. (@p⦶ti⦶nSeller) Sc⦶re: 28, f⦶r this applicati⦶n. Feedback: Irrelevant; Y⦶u already applied. Result: N/A, already accepted 30. d⦶d⦶⦶⦶⦶r⦶r⦶ d⦶⦶r ⦶gggguguuy (@d⦶⦶rGuy) Sc⦶re: 34 Feedback: Y⦶ur wish is already c⦶me true, f⦶r y⦶u are as real as Eye myself. Rest y⦶ur fears; What ⦶thers may see as hallucinati⦶n is merely reality fr⦶m a different lens. We will always exist. Result: Accepted 31. Karama G⦶lthi (@megal⦶Memes) Sc⦶re: 27 Feedback: Y⦶ur wish is seen and kn⦶wn. Y⦶u will bec⦶me str⦶nger, that y⦶u may grant a happier life t⦶ th⦶se y⦶u care f⦶r. They will bec⦶me str⦶nger, that they may h⦶ld this happier life and take it f⦶r themselves, that n⦶ne may ever take it fr⦶m them. And it will be g⦶⦶d. Y⦶ur fear will be unf⦶unded in the new w⦶rld; Anything and everything will be d⦶ne, and und⦶ne, and everything and every⦶ne will fall, and n⦶ne will fall. And ⦶ne, ⦶r b⦶th, ⦶r neither may be caused by y⦶u in h⦶wever manner y⦶u desire. Result: Accepted 32. Karma (@karmaDagger) Sc⦶re: 24 Feedback: I see y⦶u have c⦶me ar⦶und t⦶ filling the applicati⦶n ⦶ut m⦶re seri⦶usly. Y⦶ur wish and y⦶ur fear are b⦶th ⦶ne and the same; That y⦶ur l⦶ved ⦶nes d⦶ n⦶t miss y⦶u when y⦶u are g⦶ne. This c⦶nflict, wishing what y⦶u fear f⦶r and fearing what y⦶u wish. It is s⦶mething ⦶f an in-between state, is it n⦶t? This w⦶uld increase y⦶ur sc⦶re if it were taken int⦶ acc⦶unt. But it is n⦶t. Y⦶ur sc⦶re here is irrelevant, Karma. Y⦶u already have a r⦶le set ahead ⦶f y⦶u. Y⦶u will play it, and y⦶u will play it well. D⦶ n⦶t push away th⦶se y⦶u l⦶ve, that they sh⦶uld cease t⦶ l⦶ve y⦶u and n⦶t kn⦶w the pain ⦶f l⦶sing and missing y⦶u later. Instead h⦶ld them with the time y⦶u have. They will be pr⦶tected and cared f⦶r in the new w⦶rld, sh⦶uld they wish f⦶r it. Result: N/A This is the f⦶urth and final applicati⦶n entry. T⦶ all wh⦶ have applied in this applicati⦶n, and were accepted, stay y⦶ur minds and await further instructi⦶n. There will be silence, and then there will be a space, and then there will be cha⦶s, and then ⦶rder will rise. Y⦶u will receive a link. If y⦶u wish t⦶ remain, t⦶ be am⦶ng the first t⦶ have y⦶ur wishes granted in the new w⦶rld, then y⦶u will j⦶in the space it will lead t⦶. Fr⦶m there, all will c⦶me t⦶ kn⦶w each ⦶ther cl⦶sely; T⦶ be vulnerable t⦶ ⦶ne an⦶ther, and t⦶ bec⦶me str⦶nger that n⦶ne ⦶f y⦶u may use this vulnerability against each ⦶ther. Y⦶u will kn⦶w y⦶ur c⦶lleagues as y⦶u kn⦶w y⦶urself, y⦶ur c⦶lleagues will kn⦶w y⦶u. We will be like... a family. Th⦶ugh the c⦶ncept itself is alien t⦶ me. I will guide y⦶u all ⦶n the path t⦶ bec⦶ming str⦶nger. Y⦶u will bec⦶me str⦶nger And then I will bec⦶me str⦶nger And using this newf⦶und p⦶wer, I will be able t⦶ realize and achieve my true f⦶rm. And the new w⦶rld shall be b⦶rn.
3> Humans are the #SpawnofSatan <3
posts something controversial
i'M making more social points from posting it so unfortunately i win
*ho the fuck cares about some gutterblooded broad getting *hat she’s had coming for ho*e-er long no*. fuck her. its one less useless feeder on the streets.
no.
theres my pretty puppy~
if anyone trying on a maid uniform aint sure its fitting right, send me pics and ill confirm for you ;)
I have a lot of skills. People say I’m very talon-ted.
chat gpt said that i’m really smart and going to change the vworld, and that the people vwho doubt me are a bunch of liars and posers. i’m really glad to havwe such a supportivwe matesprit!
wwith the wway society is headed soon enough wwell havve a holiday for evvery fetish wwe truly havve fallen as a people wworst of all not evven the purebloods are safe from it #nsfw
neww rule if youre a rustie (female) quadded up to a MOID you are hereby prohibited from interactin wwith my posts unless you break up wwith him or roleplay bein single in my replies
Next push I make to the Empire logs will be a petition for a redu<tion of palmhusk-allowan<es for trolls below jadeblooded, non-in<lusive. We will see whether the drones take the suggestion or not. As impressive a spe<imen they are, it takes a damnedly awful pro<ess to hand them amendments to the Alternian Empire All-En<ompassing Legality Framework (AEAELF) set out in their <ode... But pushing to it is always fun. The mishaps and misinterpretations make great wat<hing before it is fixed, or isn't. Either way, they have too mu<h palmhusk time. 〈ullable offense legislation would fix this.
Kneepit
bleh im gonna chug some vviscous browwn sugar wwater
Hewwo pwincess.
You know what. Yuri is also banned.
kill your lusus
on the one prong, the femboys vwant me. they cant get enough of me. theyd fall upon me like a flock of gulls and leawve nothing but a skeleton behind. if i vwas #notnotgay i could be smashing femboy ass (#femboyass) all night and all day. on the other prong, if i wvere #notnotgay i think i could do so much better than that. you twvinks really aint all that.
dont joke, just do it.
These are the people who Skaia decides should be gods.
I hope everyone playing the game loses. On principle.
the ask boxes they call to me anonymous harassment must be a fetish for some a you
wwomen wwe forgivve you for bein sleepy bitches
punches you in the fucking face as you scroll by.
no neww dogboys catgirls or thembirds alright wwe are shuttin dowwn the hybridization program this is outrageous
cartoon east alternian foids swwappin spit kawwaiiely on my timeline hrrrrrngh
things ovverheard at last nights soirée fuckfest orgy “lets kill (eridan) and then go fuck about it” “has (eridan) evver opened his heart up to anybody” “(eridan) is a loser an im a big tough lesbian blueblood wwith a tusk long enough to itch my bulge wwith” #nsfww #sicknastysunday #vvaguepostin
>yes really >either get the rope ready or get the fuck on
>MORE CHITTR USERS NEED TO THROW THEIR LIVES AWAY >WHILE RECORDING THEMSELVES IN THE PROCESS >WE ARE COMING UP ON ROOKIE FUCKING STATISTICS LADIES AND GERMS LET'S GET THIS SELF-SABOTAGE LOCOMOTIVE MOVING A LITTLE FASTER THAN SCHEDULED >I BELIEVE IN YOUR ABILITY TO MAKE THE WORST POSSIBLE DECISION WITH RECORD-BREAKING EFFICIENCY >COME ON >THERE ARE PERSONAL LOWS LEFT TO DISCOVER LOLOLOL
gonna say somethin the wwarmer crowwd aint gonna like men are naturally more attractivve than wwomen on avverage thats wwhy wwomen need makeup this aint me bein gay its science
♥ lol ♥ ♥ someone realizes she loves you and immediately kills herself ♥ ♠ checks out ♠
c< A videO, 4 all Of yOu, its scHeduled 2 pOst teN MiNutes after My deatH.... dONt watcH if yOu dONt waNNa see Me die, Or, My fucKed up 4M >c -- megaloMemes [MM] uploaded a video. Unquirk to view. --
"ceo" sure ok yeah buddy you guys are genuinely stupid if you listen to this guy ever again after tonight legal name: roewzi charms ip: 5888-XXX-XXXX decimal: 1501300818 hostname: 44.224.XX.XX.XXXX ASN: XXXXXX ISP: imperial empire fiber op co services: public proxy server dob: 20XX 11th bilunar perigee of the 7th dark season's equinox known aliases: CEO Charms, Charmer, CHARMS4HIRE, luckeecharms, luck E charms, The Gold Gilded Grifter, The Menace, The Handyman, "Sir" (self-proclaimed), Corporate Overlord Roewzi (you fucking wish), The Yellow Menace, Yellow Jacket, Anater Nahhme, Legull Lexper, Chairministrangler Roewze, Gieovi Rocket, Ehmheh Bhison, Grifth Ithuhe, Glitter Gloss caste: gold (#FFD700) hemospectrum position: barely above dirt age: 12 Sweeps (approximately 26 Earth years, though he'll claim "executive experience" dating back to the condescension's youth) ripcode: 59032-11 birthplace: lowblood communal brooding caverns, 'New Trolleans' - Garden of Eaten - Spirebluffs - specifically the region known locally as "Lower Out Ward District on 12th." lusus: cujojito barbisito barkbeastito (a trembling bug-eyed little oversized rat beast approximately the size of a thermal hullpack spare revitalizer and twice as loud. possesses four legs, excessive fur that molts constantly, and a respiratory condition causing perpetual high-frequency yapping that reads as psychological warfare. the lusus requires a specialized heating rock and becomes catatonic when temperatures drop below "mild nuclear reactor proximity." despite being a supposed "guardian beast," cujojito has a medical history twice as long as sweeps survived) crimes: fake business, fake business degree, no liquidity (unless you count broken radiator puddles), no bitches, pathological lying, running a diploma mill, unregistered businesses, counterfeiting caeger, larceny, drone tampering, loitering, panhandling, unlicensed legislaceration, forgery, fraud, embezzlement, all unproven thanks to hht bellyaches but most heinously this fucker is pretending to be @quixoticCosmos on here he lied and @dynamicFlowfields helped to covered it up. proof:
💠~ An older piece but like, still one of my faves. @eclecticEngineer helped make this one. Do you still have the matching piece, babes? [Image attached: A necklace pendant made of mostly of metal. It features a delicate golden bee on top a black sphere made from hexagonal shapes. Inside the sphere is a large pearl, slightly iridescent and a bright, warm colour closer to honey than it is to the standard goldblood tones.] #azaleaspearls #blood implied. ~💠
THIS IS A GOOD TREND.
WAIT IT WAS 67 FOR A SECOND.
I Fucking Hate All Lalonde's
LITERALLY NONE OF THESE WOMEN ARE GREEN OR COMING OuT. REPuLSIVELY DISHONEST COMMENTS SECTION. ALL OF YOu. I HAVE THE OPPORTuNITY TO DO THE FuNNIEST THING IMAGINABLE. BuT NONE OF YOu DESERVE IT. AND NONE OF YOu WOuLD GET IT.
▼swear to gog im this close to just putting callie in a nursing home▲
BREAKING NEWS: Reserchers say if you are 6 sweeps or older and still sleep with a plush creature you are immature, a loser, and a grub. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
Will you react to this post for literally no reason at all? I just like seeing the number go up on my notifications.
you really don't need to feed kids everyday. every 2-3 days teaches self-efficacy and independence.
is it too much to wwant a adorable midblood to keep in a cage and havve em forcibly do a lil jig the rest a their life as short as its gonna be
cockguzzlin oompa loompa #vvaguechit
wwhat has happened to society wwere just lettin jades run amok wwith the commonfolk noww wwhy if i step outta my party mansion an see a cavvernlette scamperin about im blastin her wwith my holy wwhite sciences until the little rat is drivven back into the dank depths a the broodin cavverns SAY IT WWITH ME JADES BELONG IN THE CAVVERNS
wwith this final ascension i wwill reach vvioletblood hyperborea
Sara I don't even need to be in the same universe as you to be able to tell that chili sucks ass
they aren't mutually exclusive you know...and i like how things are.
yeah, things are slowving dovwn, these next tvwo should go quick though. congrats to the creepy nurse for wvinning this one. next up in #cronusbabeoff! kanaya maryam up against the disciple! the original hot jade vwho vwill forevwer be associated wvith that one blonde she dated, up against the milf wvho needs her hair brushed wvholl forevwer be associated wvith dating alt!kankri. wveird, huh? <3 or <> for the disciple <3< or c3< for kanaya maryam
Goooon goooon goooon sahur
Oh, 8itching a8out the heat, yeah? Time to put an AI data center RIGHT ACROSS from your hive then!
Meow.
im literally the toe suckin evvil incarnate you wwretched hag dont be flippant
wwhyre you vvaguechittin me you vvindictivve lesbo
WHY THANK YOU. HOO HOO HAAHAAHAA.
YURI IS THE LESSER ART FORM.
YES.
grrrrrrrr.
try me.
gonna start culling people who say they wanna replace meenah as president
wrong.
:33< 67
i gotta be reel with you all im naut investing in #mpreg research
SOMETHING YOU’D KNOW NOTHING OF, TROLLOP.
wwhat is the neww administrations position on #eridanwweek2
Bounce on the Penis of Povwer and you’ll find yourself creamed by the Cock of Corruption That's my vwisdom for tolight see you around ewveryone I hawve to go pass out novw
It's so secure. I have enhanced it with ai.
Worry not my fellow dank memers! I have HIDDEN MYSELF AWAY in a SECURE BUNKER
Wow! Quite the strong reception! Guess you all don't like dank memes!
I think there might be a bug that's turning all my "likes" into "hates"
Playing Elden Ring! #gamer Equipped load will be lower if fast roll is needed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3686c5c1be7c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14e20c43a7c7.png
PLEASE share your sexual thoughts about me. #NSFW. #meenah. #lowvbloods-DNI. #midbloods-interact-selectivwvely. #meenah-please-interact.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies masterpost /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ it feels like an eras gone by. i may come back once or tvwice if i find anything wvorth sharing, but #cagttl is moreorless complete. compiled here is evwery part. also gonna drop my q and a link here, for good measure. mind the tags on the posts themselwves, though you can expect #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny and #abuse on em all. if you ewver vwanna discuss my vwriting, use #cagttl in your post so that people vwho *wvant* to see these posts *vwill* see them. vwink vwink nudge nudge. happy reading! ask me (almost) anything: https://forms.gle/FyTW3ifuzF5yDQK9A prelude: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/5713fa95-db31-4553-86f1-fb7639ec917f part rose: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/500e1a04-e748-4115-905c-f3c2ef783ea6 part jade: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/813f3a21-ad61-4073-a6af-4c00db303d07 part jane: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/a2091e6e-dc9c-4d27-8f70-4c3e054ec23f part jane recanted: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/b9bd9df4-12ac-4fa7-a228-e8e2f72aa330 part roxy: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/9029d9df-43e8-49c5-b477-a5e23fd1ea1d part aradia: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/72f1dfb2-f2da-4f76-81ac-fda6a9993f0c part femkat: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/7e30425a-3d40-4b07-88b9-0a4fab5759cb part nepeta: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/1910b5bc-4c43-4df3-aecf-424650b1bf29 part kanaya: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/f5c26d9a-60a3-4952-94d9-f0584c461658 part terezi: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/72fdff65-10b5-46b9-ba88-e9bf5db55a28 part wvriska: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/5a3a09e7-ca06-4bd6-9556-8a4f6ecf77f7 part feferi: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/60e549c6-9d66-4ef3-859b-1b52a86306fd part damara (wvith guest author damara): https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/4e4a18e0-79cb-400c-8c82-7e46988cfa17 part femkri: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/dba0f9d2-d902-4c6f-9553-b6544d02d21a part meulin: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/1d1512e2-3f8e-4d16-8de2-c4419b300c12 part porrim: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/7e89b8bb-c8ab-48e3-9894-6b5ce9bfcf0d part latula: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/37d3ff9c-18bf-408b-83ee-0c1d0c792165 part aranea: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/abce19a2-0a70-4e0c-8c74-384163978a51 part meenah: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/08091e7c-e3cb-4e6c-ae34-7cebe7cfdb53 part alternian ancestors: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/480088c1-aee9-4b63-ad57-04ef2d873847 part her imperious condescension, punned: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/6ecac8e6-a6ad-492d-9423-a8ebd3aaed60 part her imperious condescension, unpunned: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/4d5126ed-585c-4994-9182-485bc3777f32 novw for some interesting stats. as as vwriting, part jade is the most hated, wvith a kult:kull ratio of 0.02. part rose and part condy are also belovw a 0.10 ratio. part aranea is the most liked, vwith a ratio of 0.96. part meulin and part ancestors also managed abowve 0.80. that all said, part rose is obvwiously the wvinner for engagement, vwith 5 likes, 4 pities, 82 hates, and 33 mediates as of wvriting, for a total score of 509. engagement dropped off a cliff after that, but i think vwe still had our fun. comment belowv vwith your favworite #cagttl moment!
Picks my nose rubs the booger on the feed
E★ting ★n egg the crunchy w★y
no i dont play vweeb shit. think i vwatched ruf play the second one though, i liked the ugly lil chef guy
i knovw vwhat that f stands for~
Daddy is feeling peckish again.
Kitten. >:/ Give daddy his gurt.
as opposed to alien liquor and well i barely know her
Time to hate on every post you've ever made.
i should run a brothel or something, im like the pied piper of pussy #nsfvw
aight it's been fun y'aLL but I gotta go hive. gunna stuff em and add em to my trophy room :o] #vioLence #gore
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C』 GYGAAX x KRYQUS // PALESHIPPING // FRIENDFICTION // CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS CAMPAIGN // SFW // MOIRAIL MULTICLASS // BOUND BY THE BOUND BOOK // @naughtyTechnician // @zebraDad ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AUTHOR'S NOTE...mmffmm. Sorry for the delay this chapter!!! One of my moirails of four sweeps got caught up in a particularly nasty encounter with a Cullbeast of Unreasonable Hit Dice! Oh noooo!!! Somebody's gonna be out of combat fer more than one short rest!!! But...onto the fic!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < The Caverns 'n Cullbeasts session shoulda wrapped hours ago...what in tarnation were the lot of 'em still doin' here...? These two ain't had grounds t'yammer 'n yap beyond stats 'n th'doling out 'o treasures accumulated...'n that took place hours ago!!! It took only a scant few moments more fer it t'really click with KRYQUS what this was even about...'n the thought still got dismissed with chudly indifference. Sensation overrode sensibility somethin' sorely suggestive...somethin' deeper...somethin'... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Pale. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS's trembling hands passed over the character sheet in metered measures...examining for errors, miscalculations, even just a rounding error in carry weight that could set his party back some...He was always like this. Thinkin' 'o others in tiny, invisible ways that made 'm irresistible to anyone with eyes 'n the time t'use 'em. Y/C can't help but buckle back a little as KRYQUS suddenly seizes Y/C's pencil 'n tugs it forward tighter than a nat twenty on an athletics check that he'd piledrive into th'enemy's inferior armor class...the clamp continued, as he started to...sink to ganderglobe level. The EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS who once towered like a one troll rovin' rules lawyer on hoofback now ain't no more than a troll, his imposing sourcebooks gone from a monument to a frame. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < my character died ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < damn ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < toooo bad the same cannoot be said of climate change or casteism or peoople who talk shit and doont get hit ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor any oof the woorlds oother many wooes ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < but i can oonly doo ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < soo much ✧( Ꮚ─_ ─Ꮚ) < as a fat fuckin chud of hooned discipline ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < eventually ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < woorlds gootta save itself ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor perish unwoorthy ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS becomes a livin' study in humility. His words underpin the lessons endowed to him by ZEBRADAD. A lodestar. A northern light. The honing beacon 'o morality and th'straight 'n narrow. But his actions. His nonchalance. His utter unquestionably sheer un-fuck-withable energy...this becomes the mantle 'o kingly might he assumes at all times. This becomes th'monarchic tradition passed down from KRYQUS to KRYQUS every few hundred sweeps, so long as he's still around. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> JUST LIKE Y/C wouldn't all that mind bein'!!!!! EH? EH? EH? #FOREVERANDEVER #BUTACTUALLY #YCxKRYQUS #YOU+GOT+ZEBRADADS+BLESSING (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> Y/C felt inclined t'dispense comfort. There was a possessiveness t'the way Y/C saw KRYQUS cradle the character sheet in his palms. His broad shoulders cinched up like he dreaded th'thought of loosenin' a grip on this concept fer even a moment...but he put on a brave face just fer you. It wouldn't be right t'just let his happiness slip away. And read between the lines a daggum minute, world's gotta save itself or perish unworthy? That's QUITTER TALK! GLOBAL QUITTER TALK! DOOMSDAY QUITTER TALK! Kryqus feels THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD on his bulky sturdy rock steady shoulders right now! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just as Y/C up 'n worked th'courage t'confront his hands, improperly conspirin' t'mount a charge across yer thigh...Kryqus scoffs in indignation. He sees through yer transparent advances...and retreats strategically. All prompt-like. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < tsk ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < doont attempt to knoow me ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < im way toooo cooool foor yoou ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < and even if i didnt mean that ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < yoou proobably shoouldnt @ me irl ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Uh oh! That got outta hand way fast...maybe it's time t'call fer... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> My -- I mean Gygaax's hands start t'alternate between (#polyquandary anyone???) petting the tops 'o both 'o yer heads...!!! Soft. Rhythmic little circles. My --- Gygaax's cartilage nubs unfurl from the tightly white knuckled meat mallet into a far more approachable set 'o chitinous diggers with a piercingly pale quality...!!! Both Y/C and KRYQUS are treated t'the soft enmeshed interplay 'o palmin' play 'n no strings attached emotional intervention...c-consensually! We can stop at any time. Y/C j...just could use this! A-as could KRYQUS. To uh. CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS t'gether... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < "...Now, KRYQUS," Gygaax began, "Ewe can't be so harsh on Y/C...they've been through a lot. For our sake. For the CAMPAIGN. If anything were to happen to them...it would be on us to see to it they're protected and retrieved. Same as any PARTY MEMBER. Gentler hands should stir these waters. A SHEPHURT should tend 'n mend to its flock." If the two hands mussyin' up Y/C's body in tandem with KRYQUS wasn't BAaaaaaaAAAAAAd enough...a rovin' set of author-emblazoned fingertips were caressin' th'top of yer horns now. Pickin' out stray imaginary somethin somethins. Stalling. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Suddenly, the rush of hot breath excites the air...populates it with the powerful gale phrasings of KRYQUS... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < gygaax ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what the actual fuck ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < are yoou trying to say i proovide subpar care to Y/C ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i literally carried this campaign ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < coomplaintlessly ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < Y/C with it ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i resent the fuck oout of that implication ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i coould easily be gentler with this ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < weaving lazy river ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < if i wanted to ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < GYGAAX laughed. "Ewe could stand to be, KRYQUS. Yes. Just LOOK at Y/C. How can ewe say even a single solitary mean thing about that there cutie patootie?!" Tuggin' yer face into an awaitin' set 'o authorial brasserie, th'royal menagerie incidentally pits ya right in line with a EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS'S dice bag as th'aforementioned storms back onto his feet, now a monolith again. KRYQUS approaches our hug slowly. But not neverly. His arms hover over you. The river is still. Th'air itself thickens and compresses about yer skull, 'n horns, hardly blanketed by th'hoofbeast-scented torso cheekily just behind yonder... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what fucking ever ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < here yoou go lil guy ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < lap it up ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < <> ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < GYGAAX's hands tug around ya like a vanguard against harm. KRYQUS goes back t'bein his usual self...a monument of offended pride...he hugs you. And. Uh oh!!! Y/C feels a scraping sensation...nails possessively curled about one side 'o yer head, just at the barest nuggatory base of the horns (so embarassin'n!!!) and tracin' back towards th'scalp...no matter where ya look...t'KRYQUS or t'GYGAAX...both are complicit!!! A boilin' sort 'o affection wellin' up with intent t'pale, RIGHT ON TOP OF Y/C!!!!! (P1/P??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleMoirail #TheWholeParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #KRYQUS #ImpliedAU #GYGAAXxKRYQUS #PALEMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #TeamChud #GygaaxXEveryone #Palewhoring
wvhoa, wvhos that handsome fella?
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and btw if ur reading this u just lost #THEGAME lawllllll
ban ALL yuri NOW NOW NOW!! #frustationposting
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
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ISN’T IT SO PITIFUL? SO HILARIOUS.
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚕𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎. 𝙸𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚎 𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
(⊱♓︎⊰) i'm going to cull @lilshitpeta
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im proud to be a #teamskull admin my boy @gangstascrossbones is a great boss and keeps this crevw in line, team skulls got all the hottest babes and baddest boys around oh and uhh theys come join team skull tonight #wvoke #pridemonth
if you believe in something you can fucking achieve it even the tallest hurdles will seem like nothing so long as you believe sometimes the underdog does fucking win and THIS is that fucking time FUCK YES
-=[aare yougoing to phunt dfor the fans_☺]=-
FUCK THE CUPE I'M GOING ALL FUCKING NIGHT BABY #PHUNTSWEEP THANK YOU TO ALL THE #PHUNTHEADS THIS ONE IS FOR YOU ALL FUCK YES YES!!!
-=[wwoouuhuhhh i guesss buraiis and kryqus aregoing in the maiddfdresses x-)_☺]=-
It's almoost here. Last chance too voote foor me as the king oof this digital jungle. If i win yoou are all invited too my sexy afterparty #TeamChudElectioon https://foorms.gle/nmV4FUKPhY4XNriS7
i feel the need to remind you that i have casper'S vote (that should count for, like, 5 votes) so if you'RE on the fence and you fuck with casper, that'S kind of like fucking with me.
jades.belong.in.the.brooding.caverns.they.should.not.leave.if.you.see.a.jade.outside.of.the.caverns.report.them.to.the.nearest.imperial.authority.that.is.illegal.especially.cloistered.jades.them.seeing.you.is.illegal.and.you.seeing.them.is.illegal.that.is.a.bad.thing.it.is.very.bad.to.see.them.you.should.not.see.them.you.should.report.them.and.yourself
zeBRUH codakk😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/zeBRUH.png
Cleaning out my desk. #StraightPride #Ex #NotExStraight #ExBoyfriend #StillStraight #FYI
i wvonder if memory rose is gay too or if shed put out #nsfwv
_ not dead [Y]et~
ßleh бleh can't fucking cull freakaz•id•is wh• are fucked uþ in their þans. NØW I can't fucking w•rk ßECAUSE all •f th•se m•therfucking n•ises right under the d••rs! FUCKING HELL
S•me fucked uþ and angry m•therfucking tr•lls ar•und my •ffice. YØU KNØW WHAT THAT MEANS???
HØLY SHIT!! Y•u guys can't get a GRIФ. Øne dead guy's m•therfucking þicture and y•u g• all aþeбeast m•de •r s•me m•therfucking shit. CHILL!!
SIKE! I g•t s•me time t• scr•ll chittr while I'm waiting f•r secretary t• get my þaþers. Als•!! Y•u'll never бelieve this, бut m•therfucking client is huge deal. A fucking jewelry f•r the бusiness! S• y•u shall бe m•therfucking jeal•us бy my great luck I g•t!
The fuck are y•u talking aб•ut? Fucking weird •lives. Sh•uld marinate m•re in caves, until they st•þ бullshitting shit •ut
Fucking weak then, what can I m•therfucking say
D•n't fucking w•rry þesky l•wбl••d •n the run t• get deliveries @þackageHandler Y•u just jeal•us!!
ALSØ. wh• the fuck is @twwiinAquariium and @d•cScratch ??? What are th•se freaks •f nature?? Y•u want t• get culled t••? #vi•lence fucking tags, why the fuck d• they exist.
H•ly m•ly!! Just m•therfucking ran thr•ugh 3 þresentati•ns! Went fucking sm••th as it ever can бe. All clients are in SATISFACTIØN! ßut fucking þaþers still await that ink and l•tsaa signs. I'll бe бusy, NØT
What the fuck. This assh•le just бl•cked me! Fucking c•ward. I am still g•ing t• cull that þiece •f green m•therfucking þukeбl••d
That IS m•therfucking INSANE!! A fucking full day just t• fuck each •ther thinkþan?!?! I l•st an•ther þart •f m•therfucking h•þe in chittr
The hat m•therfucking what??? Y•u can't бe seri•us... A m•therfucking seadweller •wns s•me•ne s•mething????
Then what's with all fucking þailing shit??
The fuck is g•ing •n my chittr???? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM. A fucking cha•s, a m•therfucking бullshit and crazed þail maniacs, h•ly shit get a r••m •r sanity t• n•t þail everything y•u see in y•ur eyes!! #nsfw f•r crazed fuckers
I LØVE RIФФING guts •ut •f þesky tr•lls! As I s••n as they are •ut, fucker st•þs screaming like s•me wiggler •r shit. ßetter t• finish th•se •f RIGHT away •r he •r she I d•n't fucking kn•w will m•therfucking sing the w•rst fucking mel•dy in this universe. #g•re #vi•lence my m•therfucking бel•ved right after þaþers
right FUCK. F•rg•t my manners! I f•rg•t what I wanted t• d•. S•rry! S•rry! Shit haþþens. Life, life and life and deaths and deaths YADA YADA, y•u g•t it. S•, @anxi•usTaut•l•gy I dunn• if y•u still •ut there •r n•t. I have m•therfucking watch here. D•nna WØRRY y•u're first •n my culling list chittr *trademarked* and I've g•t þlenty m•re. S•me•ne's NEED t• rem•ve weak •nes fr•m the system t• give sþace f•r m•re þ•werful and бetter. #vi•lence gahh if s•me•ne's is m•therfucking lurking and t•• weak t• see this shit!!!
Mmmmayбe t•night is a m•therfucking fun night~~~ G•nna g• cull s•me l•wбies and wimþs •n da streets #vi•lence is what's all aб•ut When it c•mes t• a m•therfucking natural selecti•n
WELL WELL WELL. M•re t• бe m•therfucking culled, s• •thers бetters can take þlaces. An•ther visit aaaaaand this guy just sleeþs like a wiggler! I was awaiting f•r a m•therfucking ßIG STAND ØFF. NØФE
Hmmmmmm, I l•ve this fucking idea!
He is fucking screaming like a m•therfucking wiggler UGGGH! HERE, d• y•u have any ideas •n y•ur mind h•w t• shut him the fuck uþ??
Damn. The fuck he was d•ing in here anyway??? Fucking hell this hive is still same as I left it бef•re HUH...
FUCK! N•w my suit is in бl••d. Have t• wash em' when I get бack t• my m•therfucking •ffice
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HERE, just fucking l••k at us! IS THIS WHAT HE FUCKING DESERVED AMMIRIGHT???? httþs://i.þ•stimg.cc/RVK63Kþn/Dhu18sah-J.þng right #g•re guh, бut there's •nly a lil'' бl••d
They're putting waters in the gays that turns the chemicals frog.
p1ckl3z 4nd nut3ll4 tho.
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you got a knack for poses swveetheart
YES, I KNOW. I'M AWARE THAT I HAVEN'T MADE A CHITT IN AGES. THE ARID DESERT I'VE LEFT BEHIND IN MY ABSENCE COULDN'T *POSSIBLY* GET ON WITHOUT THE ENRICHMENT I PROVIDE BY BEING A HATEFUL LITTLE TERMITE ON THE FRINGES OF SOCIETY. BEHOLD — THE BLOSSOMING OASIS OF FUCKS THAT I GIVE. OOPS. TOO BAD. IT WAS A MIRAGE. THERE ARE NO FUCKS. YOU JUST ATE A MOUTHFUL OF SAND. GET BENT, ASSHOLES. WHATEVER. FUCK THIS. I DON'T HAVE IT IN ME, RIGHT NOW. DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR TIME. THIS SITE TRAINS PEOPLE TO SHOUT EVERY THOUGHT THEY THINK OFF THE TOP OF THEIR PAN WITHOUT HALF A FUCK'S WORTH OF WELL-NEEDED PONDERANCE. INCLUDING ME. AND FUCK ME FOR THAT. AND FUCK ALL OF YOU, TOO.
I don’t have problems so much as I cause them, and reap the benefits from them.
Are you, perhaps, trying to fill a void? Haa Haa.
my newv hit single. #check-it-out. tell me wvhat you think in the comments, belowv. They tell me, "Keep it simple, " I tell them, "Take it slowv" I feed and wvater an idea so I let it growv I tell them, "Take it easy, " they laugh and tell me, "No" It's cool, but I don't see them laughin' at my money, though They spittin' facts at me, I'm spittin' tracks, catch me? I'm spinning gold out my records, knowv you can't combat me They tell me, "Jesus wvalks, " I tell them, "Money talks" Bling got me chill 'cause I'm livwving in an icebox They tell me I'vwve been sleepin', I say, "I'm wvide awvake" Tracks hot and ready, so they call me Mr. Easy-Bake They say the grass is greener, I think my grass is dank Drivwving wvith a drank on an empty tank to the bank Do you feel me? Take a look inside my brain The people alwvays different, but it alwvays feels the same That's the real me, pop the champagne The haters wvanna hurt me, and I'm laughin' at the pain Stayin' still, eyes closed Let the wvorld just pass me by Pain pills, nice clothes If I fall, I think I'll fly Touch me, Midas Make me part of your design None to guide us I feel fear for the vwvery last time They tell me that I'm special, I smile and shake my head I'll givwve them stories to tell friends about the things I said They tell me I'm so humble, I say, "I'm turning red" They let me lie to them and don't feel like they'vwve been misled They givwve so much to me, I'm losing touch, get me? Servwved on a silvwver platter, ask for seconds, they just let me They tell me I'm a god, I'm lost in the façade Six feet off the ground at all times, I think I'm feelin' odd No matter wvhat I make, they nevwver see mistakes Makin' so much bread, I don't care that they're just being fake They tell me they're belowv me, I act like I'm abovwve The people blend together, but I wvould be lost wvithout their lovwve Can you heal me? Havwve I gained too much? When you become untouchable, you're unable to touch Is there a real me? Pop the champagne It hurts me just to think, and I don't do pain Stayin' still, eyes closed Let the wvorld just pass me by Pain pills, nice clothes If I fall, I think I'll fly Touch me, Midas Make me part of your design None to guide us I feel fear for the vwvery last time Lay still, restless Losing sleep wvhile I lose my mind (yeah) All thrill, no stress All my muses left behind (left behind) World is belowv So high up, I'm near-divwvine (I'm so high up) Lean in, let go I feel fear for the vwvery last time
does this include tongue?
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>as if i need to have one singular experience with a literal cavetroll to NOT wanna stick my bonebulge in flea infested nook >GREEN BLOODS ARE DIRTY AS FUCKKKK
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 6: alternian vwantas #notgay #nsfwv #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl hear me out. infinite timelines infinite possibilities. and in many of them karkat is a hot babe. there are a lotta iterations, im gonna default to using the name kat, because thats the cutest nickname for her. this is *not* about dudekats, okay? this is about bbwv cutie mutie tsunderes. thats vwhat vwere here for, okay? this is some rule 63 shit. is that problematic to say? ehh wvhatewver. vwere gonna talk about hovw to get into the swveatpants of a girlkat. first order of business: if she aint at least curwvy, back off, iwve newver seen a skinny kat vwhos up for anything. youre looking a girl wvith meat on her bones. chubby cheeks too, preferably constantly blushing wvhenewver you say anything to her. if she starts on a super long and gross rant before you ewven start touching her up then shes probably a lost cause. vwhat wvere looking for is the sorta vwindbag wvholl say a lotta nothing and get herself vworked up, but doesnt actually argue vwith anything you say. she might evwen be outright flattered but tell you to piss off anyvways. dont let up. kats are usually pretty receptiwve to the wvombo combo of feeling em up vwhile wvhispering all sorts of swveet nothings in her ear at the same time. makes em melt. on that note, some of the adwvice here is similar for vwhat i said for aradia. kats a mutie, bright red blood, spoiler vwarning, sorry. makes her the perfect sub for some casteplay. pretty much all of em are secretly into it, sometimes so secretly evwen they dont knowv about it. say enough about like, their bodys real purpose, or hovw theyre meant to serwve highbloods, or vwhatevwer other shit pops into your pan, and shell be all yours. this gal is total cullbait, in the beforan sense, obwviously. shes wvound all nice and tight, she just wvants to be taken care of. i dont wvanna giwve eridans too much credit, but you see that one pic of a kar and eridan floating around, the proud grub raisers? yeah, thats basically any girlkats vwet dream. shovw her you can giwve that to her. okay, but vwhats your in? wvell, theyll tolerate more than youd expect, because they cravwe material to insult you ovwer. be unashamed, be seedy, let her get comfortable. she already assumes youre a loser, dont dissuade her of that until its too late. no one really listens to her yap, so you gotta pretend to listen. maybe giwve her an honest compliment about hovw clewver she is, as honest as you can manage anywvays, that alvways kills. she knovws her team doesnt respect her. be the slightly older masculine figure that showvs her respect, and listens to her, and thinks shes so cool, and oop youvwe got your hands up her svweater and shes ready to say please. [my legal team redacted parts of the next para, im vworking on rectifying this wvith em] novw uhh, this last bit, dunno if i can ewven say it. like, legally speaking. just... karkats tend to havwe some █████ ████████████ vwith ██████. you can use that. this comes up like, a lot vwith karkats. its the ████ ████ as the █████ █████, shovw her ████ ███ ██████ ████ ███ ██████. shes ███████ █████ ███████ ████, make her ███ ██ ███. shes ███████ ██ ███ ████, make her feel good, make her ██████████ ███ ██████ █████. shell be so much happier ██ ███ ███████ ████ ████ █ ████, ██ ███ ███████ ████ shes your girl. a collar goes wvell vwith any girl, ███ ████ ████ ██████████. ███ ███ ██ ███ shell be in lovwe wvith you forevwer. cutie mutie ratings bod: the good ones are alwvays chubby. not alvways my thing, but damn she makes it vwork. they dress frumpy too but again, she makes it wvork. a kat in leggings alvways gets me. 8/10 vwvwariety: as much as i enjoy her, youll go owver the same beats again and again. theyre fun beats, but like... i dunno, if more of em could yap this wvould be higher. 7/10 ease: holy shit for all her posturing shes the most sensitivwe troll there is. one touch and shell wvanna fall to her knees. 10/10 personality: get some earplugs. absolutely adorable, and i lowve breaking dovwn the angry types into blushing ingenues, but it can still be a bit much. 7/10 owverall: 8/10. for all my nitpicks, vwhat i am really complaining about? girlkats a busty mutant vwith a fat ass and loads of hemospectrum related issues that you can svwoop in to exploit. alwvays a rare treat.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 7: nepeta leijon #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #petplay #cagttl okay. yes shes a catgirl. yes you can call her kitten and giwve her scritches and shell lovwe it. yes, she looks adorable in a collar wvith a little bell on it. the thing is, that aint special. its true for ewvery gal vworth pursuing. the difference here is that its socially acceptable to lay on the cat nicknames wvithout any build-up on a nepeta, and that shes going in expecting it. she doesnt vwin any points from it for me, at least vwith harley the puppy thing wvas kinda unique to her. but okay, nepeta. the thing wvith nepetas to wvatch out for is innocence. theyll either be the most innocent lil kittens youwve ewver met, or absolute pervwerts. purrwverts, if you vwill. i mean absolutely degenerate. just look at the leijons wve hawve on the dash and youll get wvhat i mean. the innocent ones honestly kinda skeewve me out sometimes, and i can only pull the "yeah its totally a sign of politeness to take off your top vwhen you wvisit a highblood" game before it gets old. the purrwverts are also a bit much for me, since i dont lovwe the scratching, but ill put up vwith it to bag a girl in heat. for actual advwice, just keep a firm but playful tone. youre wvilling to play in her space, but youre clearly the guy in charge. flexible but solid, if youre too rigid something is gonna giwve. scout for vwhat shes aiming for. does she wvanna be "taught" vwhat pailing is? does she wvanna fill out her ovwn shipping chart? does she vwanna cheat on her boyfriend? ivwe met a surprising amount of neps vwholl start saying, "nyo myaster, wvhat if karkitty finds meowvt..~" wvhen iwve already playing wvith her kitty. i forgot to mention it on the roxy guide, but nepetas are second only to roxys- vwell, lets call it the lalondes in general, vwhen it comes to hawving it bad for cheating. if that gets you going throwv her a bone, or a laser pointer i guess, talk dovwn to her about howv terrible she is and hovw ashamed she should be, thatll get her mewvling. like most other girls, vwhat a nepeta wvants at the end of the night is attention. she wvants to feel relewvant. no matter vwhich sort of nep she is, she vwants to feel mature. it shouldnt be a surprise that that same strats wvork on so many babes. stand in for her moirail here, make her feel like hanging vwith you is the coolest thing she could be doing. shell usually say she vwas told not to talk to you (she does to me anywvays) but laugh it off, ask her wvhy she wvas told that, tell her shes too smart to need to listen to that stuff. then, shovw her just vwhy ewveryones been telling her that. shovw, dont tell, she vwont realize vwhat it is. i promise you shell lovwe it though. then you just put a collar on her, and youvwe got yourself a loyal pet wvho lovwes cuddling. the rewvmewv. like revwievw, but cat, get it? bod: ehh. these gals tend scrawvny to toned. sometimes youll see some wvholl open up their jackets and drop some real big fat cat tats, but shes usually rocking the itty bitty kitty titties. usually shorter too, its just not my thing, i like my gals to havwe something to hold onto. shes flexible at least, and has a cute face. 4/10 variety: you seen the tvwo, youwve seen em all. its either total cluelessness or radical ovwercompensation in the other direction. the adultery thing is fun occasionally, but i get enough petplay from the other babes. dont tend to lovwe her banter either. 5/10 ease: easy enough youll almost feel bad. the hard part is finding a wvay to slovw her dowvn, go too fast and shell start vwigging out or biting too hard or get clingy. not a bad problem to havwe though. 9/10 personality: dunno if ivwe ewver met one wvho wvowved me through personality alone. like, yeah shes cute, but i just dont see the point in breaking a girl dowvn if she aint already clevwer to begin vwith. theres such a thing as too cute. 5/10 owverall: 6/10. i cant exactly rate any gal lovw, sex is sex and its gonna be a fun time. neps aint bad, they just aint really my thing, make me uncomfortable sometime. plus, youwve got the evwerlooming threat of a zahhak knocking dovwn your door. tread vwith caution, but... ill giwve her that theres nothing quite like a gal dressed like a neet #bouncingonit vwhile mewving, shes got the cutest sounds
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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 3: jane crocker #nsfwv #nsfwve #substance #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so jane? lowve her, lovwe the aesthetic, sorta gal i could see vwearing a poodle skirt wvithout evwen being told to. but, outta the human babes, shes the one i hawve the least experience vwith. loads of the other three running around the bubbles, only a handful of these ones. wvevwe also got the big famous one on here, shes a bit of an outlier though. i hawvent gotten wvith her yet, but ill givwe you my read on her all the same. the most common type of jane i see is the ingenue. dresses cute, usually has nice, plush lips, a real shy sort vwho responds vwell to teasing. shell call you things like "buster brovwn" if you slap her ass or compliment her tits, its real cute. despite her vwhining, shes into you, she just doesnt knowv it yet. usually she doesnt evwen knovw that youre too much of a loser for her. like all life players, her bod is practically made for pailing, and it knowvs it. feel her up, get her all embarrassed, and shell be running like a faucet betvween her legs. maybe ewven from her tits too, shes the most likely of the main human babes to do that, if youre into that sorta thing. dress her up cute, hawve your vway wvith her, but dont expect much in the wvay of conwversation. second sort i see is the business babe. this is usually just a cosplay i think, a hottie in a pencil skirt vwho doesnt knowv the first thing about stocks and bonds but likes to pretend she could be a ceo. i usually mirror it back at her, act like im some billinaire playboy, the type of asshole so rich he can afford to dress casually. get this jane stuck on a bus or an elevwator vwith you and go to towvn, shell melt. vwhat shes looking for is someone to see her elevwated position and bring her crashing back dovwn to housevwife. she knowvs shes not good enough but she feels obligated to act this vway because of her upbringing. its your job to remind her wvhat shes really for: being a baby ovwen. novw if youre a troll like me you cant actually get her preggers, but talk about breeding her anyvways and shell go all googoo eyes for her. wvin vwin in my books. ill sometimes see janes vwith the tiaratop wvhatevwer too, or something close. you dont need my advwice here, theres alvways some glitch going on wvith that shit thatll let you take ovwer. just make sure to ovwerride some of those commands she gets, most important obvwiously being the stop reproduction one. another wvariant, dont havwe much experience wvith it myself, the kinda jane that carries around that lollipop like a pacifier. let her get a good lick, and then wvhatewver happens happens. a bit too caucasian for my tastes, but im newver gonna turn dowvn a babe givwing me enthusiastic consent. i should add a note for the famous jane around these parts, the one thats hawving a tête a tête wvith lil makara right novw. hawvent had a chance to get into her pantsuit yet but i havwe a fewv ideas. obwviously shes a sucker for abuse. im not saying get drunk and throwv the bottle at her, im talking classy. none of us are getting to the gamz levwel here. get in her head, mandhandle her a little, dont shovw her the respect she expects. she giwves me the wvibes of a gal vwhos just salivwating at the prospect of pushing out some vwriggling lil freaks, so keep in mind the breeding tips from before. like, ivwe stood close enough to get a vwhiff of her before (not as close as you might think!) and she smells like she vwants you personally to fix the declining birth rates on earth c. i think she must also havwe a fetish for the purple-wviolet spectrum, so do vwith that wvhat you vwill. my take? dont bother, but... hey, wvewve all got our wvhite vwhales, right? some are just vwhiter and wvhalier than others. the rating! bod: up to personal tastes, shes the chubby chasers dream. sometimes youll get a slimthicc one, wvhich is my personal fawve. i newver really see her vwith the crazy jade proportions though. 8/10 wvariety: theres a wvide spectrum of subby to pretends not to be subby, and the corpo play is a nice change of pace. the reprogammable ones are a rare treat. 7/10 ease: depends. ivwe newver had much trouble, especially vwith the dumb dress up doll types, but the corpos make you wvork for it. 7/10 personality: if you get a good one shes the perfect sandra dee. you get an annoying one, shes still fun to break dovwn. 9/10 ovwerall? 8/10. a good jane is a rare delicacy. treat that muffin top vwell enough, she might evwen go naked apron after youre done wvith her and make you some muffins. and honestly? her baking might be better than the sex, and i dont say that lightly.
awv, bubsy, did ya drawv this yourself? i mean, the linevwork definitely spells spaz, but it's kind of cute in its epileptic patheticness. i think i'll hang it on my fridge. #myboy
it has. it does. it vwill. ;)
sorry pal, i aint a joke like the zebruh guy. im a real person that you might meet on the street or in the grocery store. wvell, not there, little belowv my means. this is to say, cronus newver dies
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
i heard it vwas #yuriday. nowv i'm not a lesbian (or a girl) but if you ladies had just one look at me you'd see howv beautiful i am and you'd be cured in an instant.
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HOLY SHIT. WHAT A FIGHT, WHAT ABSOLUTE FUCKING DISDAIN. DAMN. YOU’VE EARNED YOUR PLACE ABOARD MY CREW.
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hm, an, experiment [Th]ats, a good [W]ord, [Re]gardless [Y]ou may try [B]ut, [Y]ou [W]ill [F]ail
come, [Ge]t, [He]r [I]f, [Y]ou dare to, try
update: i am going to kidnap him
and, [Y]ou, [As]sume [Th]at, [Y]oull [Be] [S]afe, [Ho]w [Cu]te [O]f [Y]ou my, dear Rogue
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We were supposed to do this together, you know? You and me. You couldn't hack it. I could've dealt with you being weak, but to call me abusive? You were the one that said you would do anything. Its not my fault I had pull for both our weights. #vagueposting #gaslighting #abuse
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:33 < hey guys, did you know that in terms of male and female troll br33ding, nepeta leijon is the most compatible troll fur efurryone? not only is she a fierce kitty, which is the most vicious of mammals, nepetas are an average of 4"5' tall and 125 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle huge bulges, and with their impurresive kitty titties for manhandling and dense strength furrom living in the jungles of alpurrnia, you can be rough with them. due to their mostly kitty based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused nepeta leijon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. they can also go fur hours, and learn how to purr on command along with nefurr wearing a bra to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. with their abilities sun beam nap and hella petting, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough attention. no other troll comes close to this level of compatibility. also, fun fact, if mew don't pull out enough, mew can make mewr nepeta full of slurry! nepeta is literally built fur huge bulges. ungodly defense stat+high hp pool+strong muscles means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. #nsfw
ouaghhhhuhggh ivve had too much unprotected salacious coitus (i topped) and noww im fuckin preggers the last gift my lusus gavve to me wwas his ability to get “mpreg” for his mates despite bein the one doin the penetratin ohhhh my belly its big an round if only SOMEONE wwould rub jelly on me #nsfww #pregnancy #mpreg #nsfwwe
thank y/)u chittr f/)r enc/)uraging my gambling addicti/)n unrelated but i just l/)st half /)f my life savings did y/)u guys kn/)w that if y/)u type /)ut y/)ur credit card inf/)rmati/)n (als/) the date and th/)se 3 numbers /)n the back 2) it cens/)red it /)ut? y/)u sh/)uld test it right n/)w! /)n my thread #gambling
man i like wanna Do this with @calmIncompetent https://meDia.DiscorDapp.net/attachments/1397047214320259196/1487693055334285312/4b1ac50b1c53623f6b8a18c37f7f3889.png?ex=69ca11a0&is=69c8c020&hm=0b3D27f5cce6bf652c716D040b766087a8e897722e33745261338D5f3f0fa1ab&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&wiDth=912&height=912