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iT'S JuSt fUcKiNg hArD MaN AnD TaKiNg mOtHeRfUcKiNg oRdErS Is eAsY. sCrAtCh fOlLoWeD Me oN HeRe aNd iT JuSt gOt mY PaN StIrRiNg. I JuSt wAnNa tUrN OfF SoMe fUcKiNg tImEs. I AiN'T CrAwLiNg bAcK To hIm oR AnYtHiNg bUt fUcKiNg hAtE ThAt iT SlId aCrOsS My pAn aT AlL. tHoUgHt a mOtHeRfUcKeR WoUlD Ya kNoW? bE BeTtEr aN ThIs.
oh! my bad
nvm actually may8e it is a crying kind of light goodlight everypuppy
o| ShEs pRoBaBlY StIlL FiGhTiNg iMpS, aNcIeNt fUcK ThAt sHe iS |o
o| Oh mY GoD I FoRgOt aBoUt gAmGaM |o
tHaNkS. i gUeSs iT'S WhAtEvEr tHe fUcK KaNk gOeS On aBoUt. I DuNnO He gOeS On aBoUt a fUcKiNg lOt. YeAh hE SoUnDs pLeNtY DiFfErEnT AlReAdY ... DyInG YoUnGeR ThAn uS Is kInDa cRaZy nGl ReSpEcT, cHiTtR MeMo aIn't tHe pLaCe fOr iT. cOoL, cOoL My gUt wOrMs fEeL BeTtEr rEaDiNg tHaT (o: I GuEsS ... JuSt lIkE LeT KnOw iF I CaN Do sOmEtHiNg. StIlL AiN'T In tHe bEsT PaN SpAcE To lIkE TaLk tO HiM ReAlLy bUt yOu cAn tElL HiM I'M SoRrY. i jUsT ReAcTeD MaN, nOt fAsT EnOuGh aNd tHaT ShIt cAn gEt yOu kIlLeD. i aIn't uSeD To fEeLiNg lIkE ThAt bRo.
yOu sUcH A GoOd dUdE LiL BrO. wHaT GoT YoUr mAn lIkE AlL DoWn?
D--> How do you delete a reply on chittr.
Perhaps these should be a wake-up call. Maybe I need to get back to my roots of #NormalPosting, https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-05-14%20at%208.04.36%E2%80%AFPM.png https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/pardon.png
hElL YeAh bRoThEr tHaT ShIt rEaLlY FuCkInG WoRkS (o:
I Hope It Tastes Truly Wonderful My Dear ♡
oH ... MaYbE It wAs fUcKiNg cHiTtR? tHoUgHt i lOsT YoU LiL MaN, jUsT GoT YoU AnD ThAt wOuLd kInDa sUcK
nO LiL Mr. GaMbY CoMe bAcK?! )o:
yEaH .... i dOn't kNoW If sHe'd wAnT To oR AnY Of tHeM WoUlD WaNt tO BuT I'M GlAd tHeRe's a vErSiOn uS TwO GoT EaCh oThEr yEaH Kk's gOoD ToO, yElLs a lOt lIkE A LoT A LoT, aNd aCtS LiKe hE'S NoT NiCe bUt hE'S ReAl nIcE, tOo nIcE MoSt oF ThE FuCkInG TiMe. We'rE Us, We kNoW HoW StUrDy wE ArE, nOt sUrE AnYtHiNg cOuLd rEaLlY KiLl uS If iT WaNtEd tO.
oH? nEvEr hEaRd oF It bUt i'lL TrY To tUnE In sOmEtImE FoR SuRe NePeTa iS GoOd pEoPlE, oR MiNe wAs I'M SuRe vErSiOnS Or hEr aRe tHe tItS i'm wOrKiNg wItH Kk, WaR, fReEdOm fIgHtInG, sHiT LiKe tHaT.
im so tired....
I DON’T BELIEVE YOU.
:33< im still mad that mewmans call it pussy instead of nook :33< like :33< it should have b33n us thats such a cute name fur it!!! :33< *the mighty huntress falls to the ground an punches it* :33< #nsfw
refreshing chittr like its my fucking job. i need to actually do work before crowbar gets mad at me.
:33< hiccups >:((
:33 < my matespurrit woulda loved the ducks, hope wher33vfur she is shes enjoying herself #imissher
ooouf tried settlin my stomach. those first 100 bites of dirt werent so goud...maybe the next one will be baetter
genuinely wwhat havve i fuckin done to be so flamin irresistible to clowwns the juggalos havve descended upon my chittr posts like a swwarm a faygo sucklin locusts to boast about their planetary sized backsides in a jestergoonin race to see wwho can get me to take my pants off the fastest
Aw fuck back to work
Can’t believwe no one invwited me to #fightnight. Wvhatevwer. I’ll just start pushing people at the bar. Gotta do evwerything myself.
What I do to get swooned over by women for?! What the mothafuck??
I dont like it when women swoon over me its gross
:33 < gay isnt a bad thing! some humans pawre just weirdos and use it as an insult claws theyre insecure
it literally does lmao
lil megido invaded my chittr wtf
okay so i knovw evwerybodys been vwaiting to hear from me specifically on this topic. i had to giwve big michael an entire pack of ciggies to get this post out so youd better all be thankful. split into guys and gals because it matters a lot https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91b879dba06d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9032e3f9cd2.png
alright time for another iconic eridan flies off the handle moment
wis)( i got ta see alternia again
yeah ivwe been there before
im actually fuckin shakin shittin an throwwin up bile evverywwhere simultaneously because a guy wwith a microbang cucked me
a wvhite wvalrus vwill vwish for wvarm vwater a vwhite wvalrus vwill vwish for vwarm wvater a wvvwhite wvalrus wvill vwish wvore wvamm wvoter fuck
i'm afraid of tmz / and it's justified
My last final is tomorrow. I cannot sleep or study. #Distress #IAmDistressed
it's way too many and they all hate each other. it's a nightmare.
btw, four people not in the manor, @scratchDoctor and @onescratchOfmany are dueling in the courtyard. taking bets. vote ♥/♦ to bet on @scratchDoctor or ♠/♣ to bet on @onescratchOfmany ! #truecue
i just hit the jackpot (the mere idea of sleepin instead of bein drunk)
Best part of my situationship is that we both have some form of nook/bulge-like combo and can fuck each other simultaneously. Shit is awesome. #nsfw
believe me when i say im asking this out of a place of total calm and chillness and not because of a raging goddamn panic attack but does anybody have a motherfucking xanax #substance
I Am Not Chasing Anything But I Was Accused Of Chasing Trans Girls