Vyper
@numberoneLashfan
Lash fan page
Can scales get sunburnt
not in the traditional sense 8ut you can overheat and cook !!
Oh shit... I don't want to be baked snake... well not like that anyway lmao :) #substance
remem8er to stay hydrated and listen to your 8ody then !! !! ૮ ・ﻌ・ა
I think we vould win a rutual if we get Kelvin on our team. Think about it, Seven hates that guy so much that he'd tunnel him the entire time and we wouldn't have to deal with him! I think I'm a genius idk guy
I am going to back door this walker guys check it out lmao :)
Did you know snakes have orgies? ;)? #nsfw
<<"woahh! that's a really interesting fact!">>
There are these things called inside thoughts. They are kept inside of your head and typically, they do not come out in any way. You should really try having them, Vyper.
Damn I didnt even do anything! Except for all the shit that I did but that was in the past so like get over it
SHE DEAD ON MY LOCK UNTIL I 1-20-29 BABY LETS GOOOOOOOOO #suggestive
She dead on my lock until I 0-14-28 #suggestive
I dont have anyone for #matespritmonday but there IS someone here who could change that ;) you know who you are #vagueposting #itsaboutlash #lashhmu
Hey so who wants to watch me poor beer on my crotch lmao #substance #nsfw #pourabeeronyourcrotchchallenge
IT·IS·IMPERATIVE·THAT·YOV·POVR·THAT·GOLDEN·ALCOHOLIC·SHOVER·ON·YOVR·LIZARD·CLOACAL·CROTCH·OR·VHATEVER·IT·IS·THE·PEOPLE·NEED·TO·SEE·THIS
People who are for sure my besties [!!REAL LIST NOT CLICKBAIT!!] Calico and are literally so tight, she thinks I'm like, reallyyy good at my job Paige is a really good dancer lmao ;) Silver is such a girls girl I love to drink with her Wraith definitely loves me she says I always pay off my markers and we are just the coolest So like with all these great friendship reviews that means I am great at my job and that I should be hired to do crimes and shit #suggestive #substance
If I was a food reviewer would you give me a 20 to buy the food or would I have to mug you for it. Unrelated I do have a knife on me, #violence
#NerfBebop
Hey why am I 20k souls behind
My PO is getting on my asssss he's like "Vyper you're going to violate the restraining order" like come onnnn I'm just trying to sneak into Lash's house to watch him sleep it's not a big deal, hop off my bulge #violence ig?
No fr though who called the bellboy and the BOOGEYMAN HIMSELF getting together like what the hell. I never took Drifter for liking twinks but I can't say I blame him
Lash only got a C tier when obviously he should be that Number One spot... I didn't get ranked at all but I think I'm likeeeeeeeeeeeeee... idk maybe a solid B? I'm quick in a fight but then I slither too close to the sun if you get what I mean lmao
By "The Sun" I mean the other team. And the Guardian. And Walker. And then the Base Guardians.
Shiv? That guy should be A+, if not S tier for realll he'd kick my entire ass and he Has kicked my entire ass... But that's assuming he's not holding back of course
Got my ass kicked by the Cop Quartet what the fuck !! #violence
Going in for a street brawl, the other side is all cops. What the fuck, is my PO gonna be fist fighting me next? Cause that'd be kinda awesome actually #violence
I wonder if Lash still has the fan letter I sent that had my blood on it. I got stabbed while writing it but a little shiv like that wasn't gonna keep a broad like me from finishing my magnum opus #violence
*Slithers on you*
𒌐✧₊⁺🕯 A m⛯s⚚ c⛯rd𓍙a↿ sa↿u⚚a⚚𓍙⛯n ⚚⛯ y⛯u, crea⚚ure ⛯f s𓍙nu⛯us and unse⚚⚚↿𓍙ng f⛯rm. 𓍙 dare say, ⛯ne ⛯bserves y⛯ur serpen⚚𓍙ne adven⚚ w𓍙⚚h a degree ⛯f measured cur𓍙⛯s𓍙⚚y, ⚚h⛯ugh 𓍙 mus⚚ c⛯nfess ⚚⛯ a cer⚚a𓍙n apprehens𓍙⛯n regard𓍙ng y⛯ur und⛯ub⚚ed↿y… unc⛯nven⚚𓍙⛯na↿ demean⛯ur. ✧₊⁺🕯𒌐
Well hello to you too, nice to get some appreciation for the slithering. Most people call it "freaky" or to "never do that with my body again" but they really just do not get the appeal of Slithering
𒌐✧₊⁺🕯 ⛯ne mus⚚ c⛯nfess, ⚚here ex𓍙s⚚s a cer⚚a𓍙n, sha↿↿ we say, *e↿egance* ⚚⛯ ⚚he ar⚚ ⛯f serpen⚚𓍙ne ↿⛯c⛯m⛯⚚𓍙⛯n, a s𓍙nu⛯us grace ⚚ha⚚ speaks ⛯f anc𓍙en⚚, pr𓍙ma↿ rhy⚚hms. 𓍙⚚ 𓍙s, 𓍙 dare say, a spec⚚ac↿e m⛯s⚚ unfa𓍙r↿y ma↿𓍙gned by ⚚h⛯se ⛯f dec𓍙ded↿y ↿ess ref𓍙ned sens𓍙b𓍙↿𓍙⚚𓍙es. H⛯w u⚚⚚er↿y ↿amen⚚ab↿e ⚚ha⚚ ⚚he𓍙r uncu↿⚚ured perspec⚚𓍙ves preven⚚ ⚚hem fr⛯m apprec𓍙a⚚𓍙ng such a pr⛯f⛯und↿y cap⚚𓍙va⚚𓍙ng, a↿be𓍙⚚ m𓍙sunders⚚⛯⛯d, f⛯rm ⛯f na⚚ura↿ ar⚚𓍙s⚚ry. 𓍙⚚ 𓍙s, 𓍙 d⛯ be↿𓍙eve, a fr𓍙gh⚚fu↿ ⛯vers𓍙gh⚚ ⛯n ⚚he𓍙r par⚚. ✧₊⁺🕯𒌐
It's nice to know SOMEONE appreciates it. Only an aristocrat could get it lmao
Behavior like this is why you are banned from the Baroness, Vyper.
And not because I brought a crazzzyyy amount of product into the main room and tried to sell? I'll take that as a win #substance