Marie Suanne Vonkarma!
@overpoweredSuperstar
Attempt number 2, I hit the word limit! Hi! Call me Mary/MarySue/Marie! Age: uh... eternally 21? <:) Pronouns: she/they/he/any! Ya girls genderfluid! Avatar of Duality, atcha service!
https://fi7e.g4rden/4gV0WpM0uzVg953h/Beefyguy.png Everything is SET UP Y0! S0 excited. first time in this p4rt 0f the w00ds. I've he4rd s0pme weirrd n0ises but i d0nt think. th4t's 4n issue.
Yay! Stay safe out there!
Look I'll be honest here: *some of gothams villains kiiiiind of have a pointtt?* occasionally? Im not gonna say ALL of them have a right to destroy the entire city, but like. Ivy just wants plant life to Not Die, and the mr freeze guy just wants to save his wife. Everyone else im iffy on, joker can go choke on a dick n buzz off (¬`‸´¬)
dontcha mean arkham lol
THEY BOTH SOUND INCREDIBLY SIMILAR AND THERE IS A TIMELINE WHERE ITS NAMED ARKHAM CITY GIVE ME A BREAAAKKKKUUUAAAHHH!!!!! ( ＞Д＜；)
8=l < Do you ever want to adopt someone but they're a foal grown adult
Oh, many times.
ahhh halloween ya know what that means! GAS ATTACKS FROM SCARECROW!
*please please please tell me bats has it handled i can NOT go back to yalls timeline* ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)
Uh. The news? Surely someones made an article or tv thing about his antics at some point ,':? If not, that is one impressively elusive bat
he doesnt like cameras! he likes to remain all spooky and mysterious like an asshole!
Yeah, true... Really hoping he has it handled, he is not fun to work with (¬`‸´¬)
*look its really complicated okay, but sometimes some villains go really too far and i have to come in and make sure arhkam city doesnt get wipped off the map-* its nothing personal!!!! (T△T)
I know like six timelines that all look exactly the same!!!! Sue me for getting names mixed up!!!!
... i just went to the attic looking for a photo album that doesn't belong to me, but belongs to me. wow. that is. weird nostalgia. anyways i'm uh, short again. or i dunno. gotta name the forms i guess. i'm. me. hm.
? Everything alright, jinx?
buh, no i'm whimsical i'm silly i'm gonna do something impulsive!
Please be safe (^_^;
:33< man its b33n what ten :33< fift33n seconds since i posted about #girlbulge? :33< i love #girlbulge so meowch! :33< #nsfw
amen to that (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
wait why did so many people like that post. i WILL outrun them. i always do!
I'm sure yo+u will.
hello porrim! can you please explain why people liked that post???
c< i MeaN, iM NOt cHasiNg, but i will be eatiNg pOpcOrN as i watcH yOu eNgage iN lOONey 2Ns-esque aNtics >c
Maybe it's the mental image, maybe it's peo+ple wanting to+ chase a funny bunny aro+und.
I will be supplying that popcorn!
Two things can be true ( •◡-)-♡
anon asked: "Ring?" huh? if you mean the badge it's cause i helped steal a ring of life. otherwise i'm not sure! @tipsyGnostalgic asked: "since i understand u can swap ur stuff, do u prefer havin sex w/ a cock or a pussy installed?" hi! i don't think i do? i really am used to and enjoy having a cock but um. the alternative feels really good too. it's a much rarer thing for me though. when it does happen i try to make the most of it!!! @destinedKiller asked: "hi jinx. doing well today? hmhm." and dared: "shirtless and oiled up picture. post one." ok this is mean i'm gonna feel so greasy. :( [attached, a photo, jinx is currently in his more dadbodded form, he's got an embarrassed expression on his face. broad shoulders frame two thick arms, a hairy chest and stomach, burly but chubby. he's glistening in oil.] yeah ok hate that feeling, but it is done! hopefully i swap soon so rinsing out doesn't take as much effort. not really a show off the muscle kinda guy normally!
gog almighty @overpoweredSuperstar
huh???
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We both think you're incredibly hot, thats whats going on ♥︎♥︎♥︎
I fucking 70ve hiking dude. 74st time i went i f0und S0 much c007 shit. 70SERS wi77 47w4ys s4y "0h y0u never kn0w wh4t's in the f0rests" 4nd "47terni4n jung7es 4nd f0rests 4re 69% unexp70red" 0r wh4tever 4ND I D0NT C4RE. ITS C007. ITS FUN 4S FUCK. Y0U SH0U7D TRY IT.
Man, its been forever since my last camping trip... maybe I oughta pay a visit to alternia again...
Oh what the heck, sure why not! I gotta help another guy with sone cooking lessons first, but when im done with I'll stop by! I can even bring some marshmallows to roast! (*σ>∀<)σ
highkey im like a housewife up in my place today. except im not good at cooking
I could help with that! Ive been cooking whole meals since i was six, i know some pretty tasty and easy recipes we could do together! ^u^
oh sick i appreciate that. im also getting lessons on how to not burn a house down while cookin up simple foods from another guy but ill take any help i can get
Of course! Im always happy to help ^v^
Oh my god this shit is so funny they're not even with us anymore, Squeak.
Do i need to play trip sitter <:D?