♦ pitied by @overpoweredSuperstar
he doesnt like cameras! he likes to remain all spooky and mysterious like an asshole!
yeah? yeah things are fine.
HOOHOOO! JUST WANTED TO SHARE A LITTLE SLICE OF LIFE WITH THE "CHITTR WORLD" MY RIPTIDE RAVENOUS BUOY-DACIOUS WIFE AND I NOT LONG AFTER TYING THE KNOT AT THE LOCAL MAPLE VALLEY, WASHINGTON COURTHOUSE. SOMETHING ABOUT THE FUN IN THE SUNNY DAY AND THE MONSTER TRUCK RALLY PUT US IN BIT OF AN ELOPING MOOD!! HOW FONDLY I LOOK BACK AT THOSE SWEET DAYS OF YESTERYEAR. AND THE BANGING TUNES OF A MR.KID CUDIS "INDICUD" ALBUM AS THE BACKING TRACK TO SWEET YOUNG YOUTHFUL LOVE.
Grunt w0rk is 7iter477y s0 fucking 4wes0me. i remember dr0pping 0n 4 p74net with 7itt7e 0xygen 4nd inste4d 0f giving us 4rm0r 0r s0mething we just g0t f4cem4sks with Bre4ther t4nks 0n 0ur b4cks. Met47 4s FUCK br0.
well goddamn good luck with all that work then
The BEST thing 0f being 0n p74net 4g4in is being 4b7e t0 g0 t0 the gym. The fucking tr4ining 4re4 in the ship Sucks bu7ge dudes. The b4r br0ke when i w4s trying t0 rep 300's
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ Fuck, I sl3pt t3rribly. Ugh, My h3@d is killing m3 ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
you knoww lifes good wwhen like 90% of ya notifs are from your partner
guys my matesprite literally hates me she wwon't let me beat up my other self siiiiiigh wwhatevvers a gal to do in such unfair conditions
hint hint. you're doin it again. ◆♣︎
Once Upon A Time Whilst On A Blind Date I Was Proposed To Be Human Married To By The Person. I Simply Said I Needed To Use The Bathroom And Then Got Out Of There And Blocked Them On Everything.
࣪⊹₊˚{ IF THEYRE ACTING LIKE THEY CANT SEE YOUR BODY GLITTER THEN STRIKE THEM DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWNNNN, BESTIE!!!! \}⟡O⟡{/ \}⟡O⟡{/ YOU DONT KNOW WHAT MERCY IS! NO ONE TOOK THE TIME TO TEACH YOU!!!! \}⟡O⟡{/ \}⟡O⟡{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
My God youre doing it on purpose I know you are. Cause its the only way you'll hear me cackle like a fuckin loon.
hmmmm no
ii knoow iim liikee.. siilly aand shiit.. buut, soomeetiimees ii neeeed loovee toooo.. #eeviilkloownsneeeedlooveetoooo
I'M UP. EVEN IF I VERY CLEARLY HAD ABSOLUTELY NO INTENTION OF BEING UP THIS FUCKING EARLY, THE EARLY CORPSEFOWL GETS THE CARCASS, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THE SAYING IS, SO I’M GOING TO LOCK THE FUCK IN REGARDLESS AND GET ON WITH MY LIFE. SO SHOULD MOST OF YOU. SOME OF YOU ARE WORKING THE MORNING SHIFT AND ARE STILL RUNNING FUCKING LATE. SHAME ON YOU, YOU LAZY, INCONSIDERATE LAME-ASSES. NIGHT SHIFT DIDN’T GET STUCK DEALING WITH YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT JUST FOR YOU TO TURN AROUND AND NOT HAVE YOUR OWN SHIT HANDLED ON TIME. GET YOUR ASSES IN GEAR. FUCK YOU. AND DIE. — KK
8=l < I'm reminded that I need to learn how to drive
I never fully know whats happening at any given time.
annoyed.
HAHA_I smell "bAd" f♡r An AmAzing reAs♡n ActuAlly. It's s♡ I cAn mArk territ♡ry!_HAHA
if you ask me personally im a the firm belief that trimmin your puffage is a misuse a resources i could finish a hoi4 campaign in the time it takes to manscape proper besides wwomen dont actually care if you havve pubes or not wwhen youre a decile eight wwhich i aint so im screwwed regardless not wwastin precious dowwntime tryin to make the situation beloww more aesthetically pleasin for some wwicked foid wwho wwont evven appreciate the effort cause shes more focused on howw tiny my bulge is still this wwhole manscapin movvement has its roots in somethin far more insidious than foids its actually an artifice by big sopor to release nanobots into your loins makin you easier to control
8=l < When you're in a mood but the timing is not appropriate
see if i just ignore the fact im in my eighties, no one will notice how ancient I actually am because im very topical
where my hu9 a7
greetings chittr i doubt there exists a wway to go about introducin myself wwhats not highly embarassin in some form if youvve met some other me then you havve my deepest sympathy im not goin to delude myself by offerin assurance that ill be any different from wwhat you expect wwell havve to see howw it goes
8=l < Abso100tely e%hausted today
naUght bUt a faUx pas, don't worry! nothing too serioUs, jUst... a bit overeager. i sUppose i've cherUbim on the mind, and... well, yoU don't have to worry aboUt it.
URRRRRGHHHH!!!! THAT'S IT!!!! DON'T CALL ME! DON'T CHIT ME! DON'T COME TO MY DORM!! WE'RE DONE!!!!! TAKE IT AWAY ROWLEY! https://youtu.be/SH7yyv5i6Ug?si=iIBv-mWPGNhXFXWH
guess i'll do the thing and check all the fourth gates hopefully the theory's right #saraSBURBsession
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GRO4N. BOOOOOO. <3<
babe whats wrong you dont spam like my posts like you used to
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yeahhhhh, i'm having the same problem. lmao
✿ dang bruh am i not likable or sum shit da furk
listen here troll marienburgians, FUCK you, FUCK your city, and FUCK your wallet
the sheer vvolume a mirth enthralled clowwns in this shithole is makin me lose hair in my sleep if i wwas exaggeratin the baldin thin before then noww im definitely recedin
shaddup
im a terrible person wwith a nil quantity a redeemable traits im nevver gonna change i can only plummet dowwnwward at an unprecedented record breakin rate im the biggest flop the fattest jobbie in societys unflushed porta potty its nevver gonna get better huh #imisshim
~You’re free to try but I worry it would be a losing battle if you intend to offer your help to the troll I’m thinking of!~
yOU KNOW, fOR BEING SUCH A SUPPOSEDLY, sEX POSITIVE SITE, pEOPLE SURE DO GET JUDGEY, }:/ lIKE, wHETHER OR NOT i AM EVEN INTO, eVERYTHING i WRITE, dOESN'T EVEN MATTER, iT JUST FELT KIND OF MEAN, oN SOMETHING THAT WAS MADE AS A GIFT, #NSFW
YOU KNOW THE EXACT RIGHT BUTTON TO PRESS. KEEP AT IT.
I'm sorry, Miku. #fightnight
(≖_≖ ) And here comes my other problem.. YOU.
Whatever, I’m a grown woman!!!!!!!!
You are nothing, Mindfang. Your entire life served no ultim8 purpose. 8etween you and your alpha counterpart, I prefer her. And I don't even like her all that much. 8ut at least SHE contri8uted something of VALUE.
You wanna know what's "remarka8ly convenient", Mindfang? It's "remarka8ly convenient" that you just HAPPENED to kill the Grand High8l∞d. It's remarka8ly convenient that you HAPPENED to 8e the only sane one on the seas. It's REMARKA8LY FUCKING CONVENIENT that, despite supposedly leading the revolution, the ONLY evidence of your existence was your fucking dice and your goddamn 8∞k. 8ecause at the end of the day, everything you did amounted to NOTHING. You still died, Her Imperious Condescencion remained in power, and ALTERNIA STILL FUCKING 8LEW UP. 8ut me? I ascended. I saved the lives of LITERALLY EVERYONE who mattered. 8ecause the timeline where I died, EVERYONE died. I held shit together, and I helped cre8 the new universe.
I h8 you, fuck you, I fucking h8 YOU, fuck you. #h8maxxing
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0h fuck i 1eft bip at #fightnight