Solara Reaver, The Chordial

Y3ah. I'm r3alizing I don't want p3opl3 to z33 m3 zhopping for romanc3 nov3lz. I'm going to juzt ord3r zom3 onlin3.

Kult: +42

Kull: +35

Total: 77

Ratio: 1.20

Jamie

@sisypheanStarsight[SS]

*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Whyever not? What do their opinions matter?⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★

↩ @sisypheanStarsight[SS]

Dignity.

Binkii Kouton

@tardyThumper[TT]

૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა if⁀you⁀are⁀on⁀alternia⁀binkii⁀can⁀deli(V)er⁀discreetly!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tardyThumper[TT]

Binkii Kouton

@tardyThumper[TT]

૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა binkii⁀can⁀also⁀share⁀some⁀of⁀her⁀fa(V)orites⁀from⁀the⁀past⁀couple⁀of⁀sweeps.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @panaceaInkweaver[PI]

Jamie

@sisypheanStarsight[SS]

*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Dignity is overrated. Live proudly and there is dignity in that alone.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @tardyThumper[TT]

Zur3, why not

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @sisypheanStarsight[SS]

HA, no.

Hm. If I ord3r th3m, what'r3 th3 chanc3z it'll b3 him d3liv3ring th3m...

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

Zp3aking of r3ading... I probably zhould pick up zom3 romanc3 nov3lz n3xt tim3 I'm in town

Kult: +45

Kull: +30

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.50

TRYCKS TREATS

@glitteringAcuity[GA]

DIRECT EXAMINATION! have you read any of The Kingfish's work? Troll Ursula Vernon's pen name when she's not writing for wrigglers - i'm not usually a big romance reader, but her stuff is very pleasant

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @glitteringAcuity[GA]

I mightv3? I'm not 3ntir3ly zur3, hon3ztly

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @panaceaInkweaver[PI]

TRYCKS TREATS

@glitteringAcuity[GA]

ADDENDUM! well, the Saint of Metallurgical Alloy series was particularly good, as was Swordpusher taking place in the same universe. they're all distinct enough, but if you read them all together the formula is a little obvious; Troll Hemlock & Silver was also good in pretty much the same ways despite taking place in a different universe

↩ @glitteringAcuity[GA]

Th3z3 ar3 all going on my lizt

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @panaceaInkweaver[PI]

TRYCKS TREATS

@glitteringAcuity[GA]

DIRECT EXAMINATION! do you have a badreads or stochasticterrorgraph by any chance

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @glitteringAcuity[GA]

Not y3t, but zoon to look into th3m

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Actually, no. I don't want to b3 confin3d to my clinic. I'm going for a run.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Oh, wond3rful. H3'z alr3ady having anoth3r gu3zt ov3r. Gu3zz that m3anz I'm confin3d in my clinic until hiz gu3zt l3av3z.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I'm r3alizing how littl3 ca3garz I actually zp3nd, zinc3 mozt 3v3rything I could n33d iz alr3ady paid for on Kizm3t'z mon3y. On-zit3 z3amztr3zz, ch3fz, and th3 lik3...

Kult: +7

Total: 7

I'm hop3l3zz...

Kult: +27

Kull: +25

Total: 52

Ratio: 1.08

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

There is always hope!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @barackObama[BO]

R3zp3ctfully, I'm an old woman, who'z b33n z3rving az a m3dicull3r for n3arly 30 zw33pz. No romantic prozp3ctz azid3 from young trollz who k33p flirting with m3, which I'm ztill failing at.

↩ @panaceaInkweaver[PI]

Eileit Amaran

@unforeseenFragment[UF]

:> I me^n. Why is ^ny of th^t b^d. This website isn’t only youths, you know. Proof: me. Besides. Chittr ^side, I’m sure you could find someone to your t^stes with ^ bit of looking. <:

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @unforeseenFragment[UF]

I could...

↩ @panaceaInkweaver[PI]

Eileit Amaran

@unforeseenFragment[UF]

:> Ex^ctly. Besides, you’re blue, you’re h^rdly even old for your c^ste. Plenty of life ^he^d of you. <:

Kult: +5

Total: 5

The Darkroom Retainer [Gone Fishing]

Oh, w3'r3 talking h3ightz now? 7'4", with room ztill to grow. Kizm3t iz a m3azly 5'4", a bit zhort for a z3adw3ll3r hiz ag3.

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

@obscurallyDaguerrotypal[OD]

>>>(Species) shrinkage...

Kult: +4

Kull: +2

Total: 6

Ratio: 2.00

↩ @obscurallyDaguerrotypal[OD]

W3ll, h3 do3z ztill hav3 opportunity for growth, I'm not holding out hop3 though.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Zmall introduction for thoz3 who'v3 y3t to know; I am Zolara R3av3r, my titl3 iz M3dicant Chordial. I am 56 zw33pz old, working az a privat3 liv3-in m3dicull3r for Kizm3t Githiz and th3 ztaff living on hiz Hiv3 Prop3rty. I lik3 r3ading nov3lz, ztaying indoorz and drinking t3a.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Thiz ztr3am of Phuntr tagz iz hon3ztly v3ry funny to watch whil3 I hav3 th3 troll th3mz3lv3z flirting at m3 in my DMz

Kult: +10

Kull: +12

Total: 22

Ratio: 0.83

it'S working by the way everyone

It'z not.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

Back in m3dicant zchool I uz3d to b3 quit3 th3 bully. Thankfully I'v3 m3llow3d out in my ag3.

Kult: +100

Kull: +95

Total: 195

Ratio: 1.05

I'v3 known a lot of goldbloodz in my tim3 who w3r3 hon3ztly path3tic, mozt of th3m into zom3 form of d3gradation. mak3z m3 wond3r if itz br3d into th3 cazt3 zom3how.

↩ @panaceaInkweaver[PI]

i wouldn'T be surprised. but also you have to understand i'M like. reaching new levels of it. this isn'T even me trying to sound like a loser it'S kind of just the case.

How unfortunat3. Z33king your gratification for your path3tic lif3 from random ztrang3rz onlin3?

↩ @panaceaInkweaver[PI]

i'M unemployed and don'T have much else to do. chittr is kind of my domain.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Damn, not 3v3n want3d az a zhip batt3ry? That'z zad.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @panaceaInkweaver[PI]

my psionic capacity is pretty low. plus i'M a little of grid so it'D be too much work for not much benefit.

Zo you'r3 a uz3l3zz d3adb3at goldblood who l33ch3z off oth3r'z g3n3rozity and may or may not b3 g3tting off to 3v3ry inzult I typ3. That zound about right?

↩ @panaceaInkweaver[PI]

yes to deadbeat. i'M actually quite self-sufficient right now. and i would say "enjoying" rather than "getting off". i'M a crass loser but i'M not freaking off you know?

Zurprizingly that mak3z m3 f33l b3tt3r about th3 whol3 thing

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @panaceaInkweaver[PI]

glad to hear it