Solara Reaver, The Chordial
@panaceaInkweaver
Mediculler for @charmingVagabond, just an old woman with too much time on her hands.
♤ What? You Did What? No, I'm Distracted. Vin, How's He doing? ♤
Iz anything obztructing Vinnik'z airway? Put two fing3rz to hiz wrizt; do you f33l a puzh3rb3at?
That'z wh3r3 you mak3 zur3 h3 haz a pulz3. L3an hiz h3ad back, and z3al your mouth around hiz, and br3ath3 into hiz mouth for on3 z3cond. I could mak3 my way out th3r3, to h3lp you with th3 r3zt, but ztart with that, th3n ch3zt compr3zzionz. 120bpm. You will ztill n33d m3dicull3r azziztanc3, Mouz3y.
Ch3zt compr3zzionz and r3zcu3 br3athz, lik3 I told you. Call a M3dicull3r, hav3 th3m z3nd a m3dibuggy your way, to zav3 him.
:> Never understood why people ^re emb^rr^ssed ^bout re^ding rom^nce novels. I me^n sure, some of them ^ren’t good, but th^t goes for ^ny genre. Wh^t, is it the ones with porn? Ple^se. I own some myself ^nd I’m not dropping de^d by ^dmitting it. Who c^res. If someone does c^re they need more to think ^bout th^n my novels. <:
Look. I juzt am, okay? It'z not my uzual thing. And th3y carry a c3rtain r3putation.
Y3ah. I'm r3alizing I don't want p3opl3 to z33 m3 zhopping for romanc3 nov3lz. I'm going to juzt ord3r zom3 onlin3.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა if⁀you⁀are⁀on⁀alternia⁀binkii⁀can⁀deli(V)er⁀discreetly!
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა binkii⁀can⁀also⁀share⁀some⁀of⁀her⁀fa(V)orites⁀from⁀the⁀past⁀couple⁀of⁀sweeps.
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Dignity is overrated. Live proudly and there is dignity in that alone.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
everyone you'LL be happy to hear that the phuntr guynax bachelor pad is now back open for business
Your fri3nd finally w3nt hiv3?
♤ I Guess Security System Can Go On The Drafting Plans. Cuz Sure, Fuck Me I Guess. Made It This Far Without One And Only Now Do I Think It's Relevant. ♤
h໑ly fuck pe໑ple beⓘng mad at y໑u sh໑uldn't be the maⓘn reas໑n y໑u refuse d໑><><ⓘng y໑urself d໑ y໑u have any self-preservatⓘ໑n ⓘnstⓘncts at all.
thats e><actly what ⓘ mean y໑u thⓘnk he w໑uld have lasted ໑ne week ⓘn the wⓘlderness scr໑ungⓘng f໑r acⓘdⓘc tam໑es t໑ fⓘll hⓘs belly because he dⓘdnt lⓘsten t໑ hⓘs lusus and went t໑໑ far and w໑w what a lucky r໑arbeast t໑ fⓘnd such an easy yet c໑nfusⓘngly l໑ng lⓘved meal
Ah, hiz.. Luzuz iz a touchy zubj3ct. No, I'm afraid Kizm3t iz juzt not fairly zocial m3dia train3d and can b3 a littl3 bit dumb, but. All thingz conzid3r3d, h3'z goodh3art3d. And lucky. H3'd charm that roarb3azt into working for him.
໑h that e><plaⓘns ⓘt hes mastered the m໑st essentⓘal skⓘll t໑ beⓘng a hⓘgh bl໑໑d attractⓘng pe໑ns lmfa໑
Zp3aking of r3ading... I probably zhould pick up zom3 romanc3 nov3lz n3xt tim3 I'm in town
DIRECT EXAMINATION! have you read any of The Kingfish's work? Troll Ursula Vernon's pen name when she's not writing for wrigglers - i'm not usually a big romance reader, but her stuff is very pleasant
ADDENDUM! well, the Saint of Metallurgical Alloy series was particularly good, as was Swordpusher taking place in the same universe. they're all distinct enough, but if you read them all together the formula is a little obvious; Troll Hemlock & Silver was also good in pretty much the same ways despite taking place in a different universe
DIRECT EXAMINATION! do you have a badreads or stochasticterrorgraph by any chance
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Oh d3ar.
I'm hop3l3zz...
There is always hope!
R3zp3ctfully, I'm an old woman, who'z b33n z3rving az a m3dicull3r for n3arly 30 zw33pz. No romantic prozp3ctz azid3 from young trollz who k33p flirting with m3, which I'm ztill failing at.
:> I me^n. Why is ^ny of th^t b^d. This website isn’t only youths, you know. Proof: me. Besides. Chittr ^side, I’m sure you could find someone to your t^stes with ^ bit of looking. <:
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Also: No, I Will Not Reveal My Face. Or Name. Not Until The Time Is Right. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅