♦ pitied by @panaceaInkweaver
i am so normal.
((sorry if i'm particularly slow on DM replies today and over the coming days because apparently it's time for a heatwave and i am burning to death.))
oh my pan is clouded with such weird thoughts and theyre not positive in the slightest! shit >XP
>>>(Circling) >>>((They're)) circling once more >>>(Preying) on (Me) >>>(As) if >>>((My)) carcass is soon to be available
:> Never understood why people ^re emb^rr^ssed ^bout re^ding rom^nce novels. I me^n sure, some of them ^ren’t good, but th^t goes for ^ny genre. Wh^t, is it the ones with porn? Ple^se. I own some myself ^nd I’m not dropping de^d by ^dmitting it. Who c^res. If someone does c^re they need more to think ^bout th^n my novels. <:
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Dignity is overrated. Live proudly and there is dignity in that alone.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
guys please slow down i have to manually approve all these fucking messages oh fuck oh shit
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૮ ․ ․ ྀིა I want to be used as a bucket!! ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა I might not be able to store as much genmat but if you use a plug I won't spill any!! ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა #nsfw #nsfwe to be safe Ი𐑼
>> ¡ comp1ete1y forgot ¡ waડ gonna do th¡ડ, but for anyone who doeડn't know ¡ am 5'6" ^ ^;; @euડoc¡a1Pedant @computerCann¡ba1 @murdererHonkhonk @mega1oMemeડ @packageHand1er @un¡cornHorn @c1ownCorrupt¡on @myr¡adMe1ody
alri6hty, i'm throwin' in the towel 'n' hittin' the hay before the sun 6ets any Closer to risin'. y'all have a niCe rest of yer ni6ht, try not t'stay up too late into the day!
yeeeaaaah... i just wanna... be up for somethin' i dunno what i'm tiiired.
but i don't wanna sleep yet... u︵u
>>>(Species) shrinkage...
apparently i'm 6oin6 to be #hornypostin6 ri6ht now. i wanna 6et manhandled by someone bi66er than me kinda fuCkin' bad???
((your honour the nap was a crippling misstep i did NOT sleep well it's so fucking over))
...thank ya ma'am. won't bother ya further, ma'am.
sometimes i see a post and think “man that’s perfe(t for a sex joke but the7 probabl7 don’t want it.” and sometimes i don’t think that and throw it in an7wa7s. #nsfw
[sometimes]~[i]~[wish]~[i]~[could]~[work]~[in]~[the]~[caverns.]~[could]~[be]~[nice]
c< id recOMMeNd it, yeaH, aNyway, bacK 2 wOrK 4 Me >c
if you'll exCuse me i'm 6oin6 to Climb into my Cupe 'n' never show my faCe a6ain! '>︵<;
yfybChfy7y yeah probably not i 6ot kind of Carried away... sorry..! don't know if he'd even mind muCh but uh. yeah!! fair! let's um, let's 6et it done 'n' pretend this didn't happen! /)︵(\
yknow my wife and i saw you from across the bar and just wanted to ask if you would like to join us for a blood ritual in the alleyways and also because youre really hot
᯽ alright. i am now within the outskirts of a small city. i can hear scuttlebuggies. ᯽
᯽ what is this? [a grainy photo of a small clock tower. she appeared to still be in the town.] ᯽
no no, let 'em Cook-
don't need luCk! 6ot all the love 'n' Charm on alternia. ^◡^
all posts on this website are directly addressed to me actually. you just don'T know it yet
internet's a Crazy plaCe 'n' everyone here's 6ot no darn filter!
V^ Yeah, that's n0rmal. ^V
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