If I Ever Go Hive With A Man And I See He's Got A 2- Or 3-in-1 Shampoo/conditioner, I Leave Before We Even Get Started. This Is A Standard I Am Not Willing To Lower.
The Problem Is That I Am Attracted To Masculinity. Big, Beautiful, Burly Men. Unfortunately, Hyper Masculinity Is A Plague On This And All Other Societies, And Makes Me Want To Kill People With Hammers.
Siiiighhh. I Need A Sweet And Pathetic And Handsome Man To Sweep Me Off My Feet So Badly. Tragically, My Standards Are Literally So High The Percentage Of People That Qualifies May As Well Be Nonzero.
No, I Will Not Be Lowering My Standards About It.
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐You make a good point but you know how some pets are. Always best to put them through a thorough examination to make sure everything’s in order. They have such little resistance to the outside world, poor things.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★