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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d02055f96544.jpg Silly Goal of the Day attained. Following 666. If you align with that genre of the occult.
yo im headed to the store you want anything
Can you get me some triple a batteries im hungry -Sent from my Paul
- I've been thinking of getting into mmusic lately. 🤔 Does anyone have any good suggestions for a first-timmer? 😆😄🙌
- Oh? Is "weird mmusic" a genre I oughta try dipping a nub into? 😄
It's subjective. Except for Weird Al, Weird Al is the physical constant that defines good music. I saw it in national geographic kids' magazine -Sent from my Paul
- Hi, Paul! I'mm confused
#buttonbatteries #evil #shouldieatone #esophagus
By Some Errant Way Of The Caverns Committee I Am To Start Collecting Recommended Grub Names For New Parents And Other Custodial Figures And Dispensing Them For Use By The General Public
Feels oddly high-class. I like your thinking, you're clearly qualified -Sent from my Paul
That's the wonder of being a robot. You're missing out -Sent from my Paul
time for gamgam to fall asleep listening to the alarmclock radio.turned uo at full volume
Breaking news. My scientists at the CDC have officially announced the creation of a potion. It’s name, effects, color, odor, and taste are all unknown, but it is definitely a potion of some sort.
uh. hi. not re⚠lly ussed to possting, sso. thiss might be ⚠wkw⚠rd. ill m⚠ke ⚠n ⚠ctu⚠l like.. pinned posst l⚠ter but it i didnt ⚠t le⚠sst sst⚠rt ssomewhere i would never. i know ⚠ lot ⚠bout poissonss ⚠nd venomss. ⚠lterni⚠ ⚠nd e⚠rth both! how they work, wh⚠t they do to you, how f⚠sst, how much it t⚠kess. i mosstly jusst keep tr⚠ck of it for my own fun. figured i might ⚠ss well put ssome of it here. if ⚠nyone’ss curiouss. jusst. don’t do ⚠nything sstupid with ⚠ny fun f⚠ctss i posst here. sserioussly. ssend in ssome poissonss/venomss you'd like to he⚠r fun f⚠ctss or inform⚠tion ⚠bout! :> #poissonss #venomss #issthisshowyout⚠g #hellochittr
Hi, do you know any poisons and or venoms effective against robots? Asking hypothetically, for a friend. Everything's cool. Time sensitive please hurry -Sent from my Paul
oh! gre⚠t quesstion!! unfortun⚠tely i h⚠vent he⚠rd of ⚠nything e⚠rth n⚠tive th⚠t could hypothetic⚠lly e⚠t through met⚠l, but the ⚠lterni⚠n sspitting ssc⚠lecl⚠w'ss venom iss ⚠cidic enough for the job! the sstuff burnt ⚠ hole ⚠ll the w⚠y down to my lower floorss ⚠ few ssweepss b⚠ck!
Okay sweet. You're a lifesaver. This "royal enforcement drone" has been coming onto me WAY too hard and I can't just shoot it because apparently that's a type of flirting around these parts? Hopefully that does the trick -Sent from my Paul
If it helps you sleep at night! No wait, day. I'm not used to the circadian rhythm here can you tell -Sent from my Paul
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "A Titan is basically still just a fountain, right?"; unused_2 = "Just one that happens to have a hard and dangerous shell."; unused_3 = "Wonder what'd happen if you went inside a Titan and then made another fountain inside the first one."; unused_4 = "And then what if you like. Kept going."; }
This sounds like a good and smart idea, where's my knife -Sent from my Paul
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "The thing is I don't have access to a soul right now."; unused_2 = "So if shit goes turn-ways, I can't clean it up."; }
It's okay, I have a particle accelerator on my head, I can deal with whatever -Sent from my Paul
Hello, Daves. Great to have you all here.
Hello to you as well, Paul.
<] WAIT WE CAN PIN CHITTS NOW? CHITTS? CHEETS? I DONT FUCKIN KNOW[>
this is definitely the wrong website.
Hey, are you selling any more surplus weaponry? Big fan of the gravity gun I bought off the hobo in your vents, would love to get another -Sent from my Paul
those aren't for sale! someones getting fired, and i will relish in the joy it gives me.