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“Eridan Week” this, “Spades Slick Week” that. Tax day will soon be upon us.
RE$T IN PEACE MY LU$U$, THEY GOT HIT BY A BAZOOKA. #KABOOM HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/AREFO$MD7C6GGBTB/IMG_7500.GIF
hi believe what? ih peanut! long time no uhm see!
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That’s okay peanut you can come too
I finally got the stutter out of my neck for good!! I can't wait to move in all of the degrees of motion I'm physically capable of.

Gotta hop in the shower with a special guest but I’ll be back to canvas for some perspective clients

So that's where you were.

u get me peanut
The most hallowed of days, April first, draws ever nearer with every passing second. Tell me, friends, compatriots, how do you plan to participate in the whimsy and frivolities of such a truly excellent holiday?
Belated announcement. Get Mewrfix Vape and W33d Co. is proud to announce the promotion of @peaNut to assistant meownager. He'll be taking customer complaints and dealing with the Karens and Kevins. Remember to 'get your shit and get out(tm)'. #substance #shamelessadvertising
How'th the coworker doing? Thtill creepy ath hell?

She rises #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1361/77ecc0d63bdbf4ef09fd01a8fbeaded8.png?10914325
GOOD 3V3N1NG P34NUT TH3 S3COND 3SQU1R3 TH3 TH1RD! HOW 4R3 YOU TOD4Y???
=^owo^= They're coming.
✪✪✪✪ - ✪✪✪✪ - Hey, it's me, Trolku! You look strong, let's fight sometime!
never skip a peanut post if you do, that's a crime punishable by death #violence #threat
Https://i.redd.it/39piti98yirg1.jpeg hes Still Angry Over The Farm So I Have To Cope Someway

OMG@!@!!!! its penut <3
X PEANUT POSTING HOURS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO x
those production belts are looking really good, Peanut!! Good luck on your factorio run!!

I knew you would settle this debate. Thank you.
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 Peanut y𝅝u𝄒re such a ♪ g𝅝o𝅗𝅥 ♫ 𝆑rien𝅗𝅥𝄾 𓆏 I always love 𝄴losing 𝓂y eyes while ♪ in your vicinity 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏

@peaNut What's your stance on this? I'm intrigued.
Has anyone considered Being Whimsical About It.

good morning peanut. 🥰

good morning little goth people in my phone.
Of cOUrsE! AnytImE. pAst: thE kIng Of pEntAclEs prEsEnt: thE fOOl rEvErsEd fUtUrE: thE tEn Of wAnds IntErEstIng A stAblE UnmOvIng pAst whErEIn yOU cOntrOllEd yOUrsElf tUrnIng IntO thE End Of A jOUrnEy In thE prEsEnt. sOmEOnE ElsE's jOUrnEy, thEIr lIfE pErhAps? mAybE sO. thE End Of sAId jOUrnEy tUrnIng IntO A trOUblE, whAt dO yOU dO nOw wIth thAt frEEdOm? whO ArE yOU nOw thAt thE jOUrnEy hAs EndEd.
I bElIEvE my tArOt dEck Is wEll chArgEd nOw, And rEAdy fOr AnOthEr dAy Of wOrk! wOUld AnyOnE bE IntErEstEd In lEttIng mE tEst wIth thEm? @dynAmIcflOwfIElds hAd ExprEssEd IntErEst, bUt thE OffEr Is An OpEn OnE Of cOUrsE! #tArOt
manifestatiØn is what this is called. i think. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260326115640.png

i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png

wha t an amazing day 2 be alive
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My mind is a MACHINE that turns ADHD into POSTS.

OHHHYN MY GOD I LOVE WOEMEN
It's rather hard to sustain prolonged conversation when a majority of people avoid eye contact with me. Is it my demeanor, or is it my eyes? It's always confounded me that this has had seemingly no impact on my career as a performer. It's very much a public-facing position, and my appearance is often dissected. Perhaps I'm most tolerable from a distance? #rambling
Sooo like... What do You all Like about Me? Nice comments Only please ♡˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱ I know I'm great But i Wanna hear It from Other people Too~
4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4!
1 H4V3 B33N ON TH1S W3BS1T3 FOR 4 TOT4L OF 17 GRU3L1NG M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4LR34DY F33L FUCK1NG S1CK TO MY STOM4CH
=[]< sooooo i see SOME of you are unfamiliar with flashlight time!! allow ME to illuminate you ^v^ flashlight time is where i sit down and pull out a flashlight and look directly into it :D it makes my sponge tingle
WHY?? 1 TH1NK H3 1S 4CTU4LLY QU1T3 CH4RM1NG 4ND 3NGROSS1NGLY MYST3R1OUS!
=[]< TIME FOR MY FAVORITE ACTIVITY!!!!!!!! (FLASHLIGHT TIME!!!!! :D)
fuck! what do you do when your girlfriend won't answer your texts? and HER boyfriend won't answer your texts either??? it's been twenty whole minutes!! #HELP
id Iove to fIirt more w ppI but im too nervous and offputting hashtag swag
They got me as well. And I'm the President.
I see, you've cursed us all.

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I cannot believe Ronald Reagan would do this.

dms existt on this site lmao lmao just in case anyone forgort
:33< https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rv4VUQeXdtY/maxresdefault.jpg :33< #nsfw
rock out w/ my cock out iykwim https://run-chicken.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/AdobeStock_175669033-scaled-1.jpeg #nsfw #butnotreally
Let it be put out there simply that I am divorced. And also, where the dilfs at (louder). Thank you.
Don't do it, Obama. You have so much to live for.
We're all here for you, Obama. Everything will be alright in the end. So if things aren't alright, it's not the end.
Not anymore.
I am going to walk into oncoming traffic. Goodbye, my constituents.
https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-26%20at%205.12.51%E2%80%AFPM.png
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kind of insane that i'm technically related to more than half of the users on this site. it's like the biggest most uncomfortable family reunion ever. #myeyes #areburnining #iveseentoomuch
you perverted freaks had better keep #incest out of my incest webcomic
yaaaaaa get that scrape on gurl !!! (or uhh… thing? do you even have pronouns?) :?
Have seen some extremely disconcerting things on chittr today….

yea me too man.

hey peanut.

"i can make him better" or "i can make him worse" yeah well i can make his legs shake with just my mouth, get on my fucking level. #nsfw
高 | You sseem like top-classsss villainy. You are the "realessssst bitch around".
見 | It seemss this websssite issss filled with nothing but "chudss". Where are my "real bitches" at?
A Handful Of Minutes And Ive Already Had The Misfortune Of Reading The Words Twist His Bawls

> yes y0u peanut

> th1ngs th1s webs1te has 1mmed1ately l0dged 1nt0 my v0cabulary - 0nly freak when fr0ken tw0 - s0meth1ng s1n1ster 1s afeet - peanut, tw1st h1s bawls - 1 jurst w0n the jurkp0t. 1 tr1ll10n d0lar
I AM NOT AS GLORRIOUS AS THE NOBLE WILD STRRIPED BEHEMOTHS. THOSE WHICH PRROWL THE CRRUEL JUNGLES OF OURR PLANET. WHOS STRRIPED PELTS RRIPPLE WITH HONED MUSCLE UNDERRNEATH.
Please know, the NSA agents spying on you through your electronic devices absolutely hate being referred to as “the FBI agent” in your phone, as the NSA feels they are superior. Do with that information what you will.
Thank you, Peanut
https://64.media.tumblr.com/354daeea368b6b0c92258faa84ef6295/0c59dd3a46bcd643-ce/s1280x1920/b308a8fa379d49080d3028348f5d560294e0186b.jpg @RoseLalonde

i keep finding myself wishing there was a ? react button to chits

> p0p 0ff
The only peanut i know is within my brittle!!! Happy holidays
:33 < that pic is so fake my rumblespheres arent nearly that big
#nowreading https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db2ab3c00cd9.png Ego sum ira Domini.
#helpwanted #employmentopportunity looking for someone to react to all my untouched chitts because having some ignored posts is putting a big damp on #mybrand contractors only my rate is 7 billion boonbux a minute
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sorry youre right peanut i should have used the tags i was just so stupid and caught up in my way. and i let that hurt you. im sorry. will you forgive me
=^owo^= girls who like me but cant respond in public so they like my chit are so cute.
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you dont even care that i got myself panera
thanks for your input ominous peanut the ecosystem wouldnt be the same without you in it to make everyones posting just a lil more surreal
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wh owant mE lovE for yEs hatE for yEs pity for yEs commEnt for yEs rEchitt for yEs
i think this site has made it as a social media platform we even have the ominous peanut
=^owo^= highblood on my bulge call that a raise #nsfw
Man’s worst fear is that he will hold existential falsehood within himself. And the verbal lies that he tells are a copy of this feared dishonesty in the soul. Plato goes on to elaborate: “the falsehood in words is a copy of the affection in the soul, an after-rising image of it and not an altogether unmixed falsehood.” A copy of man’s false internal copy of truth. And what word does Plato use for “copy” in this sentence? That’s fucking right, μίμημα. Mīmēma. Mimesis. Meme. The new meme is a lie, manifested in (written) words, that reflects the lack of truth, the emptiness, within the very soul of a human. The meme is now not only an inferior copy, it is a deceptive copy. #Simulacrum
B33 < Im hittin the 7-11 on earth c anyaone want anyathing

What the fudge.
https://i.ibb.co/ndyzkq7d/img-8739.png #daveswebcam
♦Are we not addressing the peanut in the room♦ ♦Haha see what I did there♦
There'th thomething....unthettling about thith but I can't put my finger on it
ok troll martin luthEr king jr
SNARE SNARE KICK SNARE SNARE KICK SNARE SNARE KICK #BEATBOXING
Thanks, I forgot!!!!!!!!
There are a lot of you who I have seen 8efore 8ut of the opposite gender. And those of you who I haven't seen at all. How many timelines does this chittr shit cross, anyway? And how many of you want to make out.
Fucked up in the clu8 thinking a8out the fall of the roman empire
HOLY SHiT!! HTTPS://CDN.iMGCHEST.COM/FiLES/67254015F272.WEBP
cutie pay alertttttt https://file.garden/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagen_2026-03-26_175503734.png

referring to my tits as "the boys" not because calling them girls would be dysphoric but because they are like goons to me. henchmen. #nsfw
Beautiful. Thank you.
Dumbass cat https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-26_141214160.png
Some of yall aint ready for the absolute DOGSHIT i managed to fish up
>- What. What is this thinng. What. Sommeonne- -<
>- What the hell is goinng onn inn townn. There are baddies everywhere, wow. -<
looking for new crew member. qualifications: must be able to withstand combat. diamond based aesthetic (preferred but not mandatory) initials are dd (preferred but not mandatory) chainsmoking habit (preferred but not mandatory) dersites only. dersite middle aged men preferred.

ah… rroomates..? hh
im missing the wisdom of biscuits wheres the only mfer i trust in this place
they only ever want my meat when i got bread
did u know: random appearfying brownies r deliciosus
I am proud of you, Peanut. May I attempt to learn to communicate with you?

> y0u g0t th1s peanut

youre doin amazing peanut.
yea good point dude i didnt consider this
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sonic is kind of the best guy if i had to choose one guy whos the best
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hell yeah brother.

morning peanut.
:33< peanut my dancestors hung ofur :33< mewre cofuring fur her on the shop today yeah?
「 Good… morning? Evening? I have no clue if you’re nocturnal or not. ⥮
i dont r3m3mb3r much from last night but why do i r3m3mb3r m3ssaging you... hold on, ch3cking my posts...

https://i.postimg.cc/B6kS2jSR/IMG-0122.gif #aesthetic #flashing
I hhope tto bbe hhalf as ccool as yyou one dday, wwith mmany bbitches~<

> 1nterest1ng
or i cahn just fuck him rotfl oh gog my h3ad- #nsfw #substanc3

i support you peanut.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

> W00000H00000

hh… hello (tags: monsterfucking, size difference, eye contact, #nsfw, hunter/prey, archive rating: M)
https://file.garden/zjtpgoaul38z8vfi/4f8dc6f70858~2.png
(•x•) < i want to Bite half of the people on heRe
doiing thii2 new biit called "haviing a conver2atiion" where when 2omeone talk2 two me ii re2pond two them.
Oh, don't mind me. I'm just reading a book. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0fdc044d0399.png
k33p i^ up and you'r3 abou^ ^o s33 how many ways i can b3nd HAHA #nsfw
fucccck peanut got Me twirling My h8ir over here
you r3ally know how ^o g3^ a girl going HAHA #nsfw n3x^ ^im3 lil fr3aky guy
should i be scared or turned on idk
war3nt u gonna kill h3r aft3r? gog tg3 rooms spinning

Yes. Yes. Yes. A thousand times, yes.
could b3 bu^ you'r3 playin, lil fr3ak
i hate it when i make fun 0r s0me0ne and they end up being h0t like well n0w i have t0 be nice t0 y0u
<] I THINK PEANUT NEEDS TO BE VERIFIED, I NEED TO KNOW IM COMMUNING WITH THE REAL THING[>
Thank you all for your dedication. My appreciation for my constituents knows no bounds. @peaNut and I have reached an agreement, they truly did just enjoy being included. Thank you all. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-25%20at%208.52.50%E2%80%AFPM.png
Thank you, Peanut. May I take this as conformation you are officially a friend of (most) of the people?
Yes, he just likes to be invovled.

> yeah y0u seem pretty c00l ru f1ne w1th fr1ends 0r at least acqua1ntances y0u can just l1ke 1f s0
who is this peanut guy i keep seeing? is peanut friendly?

> peanut 1 ap0l0g1ze f0r freak1ng the fuck 0ut 1 am a l1ttle fr1ghtened 0f y0u due t0 y0ur apparent target1ng 0f me but y0u seem pretty ch1ll actually are y0u accept1ng fr1end requests 0r anyth1ng

> update peanut's pr0n0uns are /

https://i.postimg.cc/B6bpHDdB/IMG-0119.gif
ykngnow what i think im drunk 3nough that im im willing to h3ar ytou out

> that's a new 0ne n0t exactly bad just new
Actually, new idea. We should put Maxwell in front of Peanut and see if the big eye on his dumb hat convinces it not to move. And if not, well, that's a win anyway since no more Maxwell.

> alr1ght then

Aren't you just snug.

This weird bloody statue works well as a coat hanger.

youre doing amazing.
w8it it Might be cooking this guy Might be chill
<] I THINK HE HAS IT OUT FOR ME NOW BRING IT ON[>

> s0mewhat? am 1 a target? ♥️/♦️ f0r y/n

> peanut am 1 a target ♥️ yes ♦️ n0 ♠️ y0u're f1ne ♣️ y0u're 1n danger

> 0h FUCK d1d 1t????
That Statue thing just snapped my Boys neck.....

> ACK

> peanut 1 summ0n y0u aga1n are y0ur ulter10r m0t1vat10ns ♥️ p0s1t1ve ♦️ neutral ♠️ negat1ve ♣️ unable t0 be descr1bed

> l00ks l1ke "peanut, tw1st h1s bawls" 1s j01n1ng my v0cab 1mmed1ately
oh he's qu⚘te cute when he's mov⚘ng l⚘ke that actually

hell yeah man.
See guys he's having fun.

> st1ll n0t l00k1ng. d0 n0t.
i'm not afraid of a fucking peanut statue....Go ahead, snap my neck. See what happens

> 1 HEAR Y0U ST0P 1T

> @peaNut 1'm l00k1ng away. l00k1ng at the wall. n0t l00k1ng at y0u. d0 n0t m0ve
URGENT PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: I have made contact with the entity known as SCP-173, and there is no need for alarm. When confronted with this creature, it is imperative you maintain eye contact at all times and back away slowly.

we're having a wonderful conversation, this guy is chill as hell. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001341223434457149/1486512966022205500/image0.jpg?ex=69c5c695&is=69c47515&hm=1e185744f2c311193e2f3f7486162965125cf023e1df90d5e0cf1cb731d5aeeb&
@peaNut mrrrr... https://media1.tenor.com/m/oepLIJup6kIAAAAd/wet-hair.gif

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

> what 1f 1 turn my back unt1l y0u reply???? then what???
// NGL this is the most fun I'm having here. SCP 173 showing up and just causing chaos? Love it. Never change Chittr

> 1 feel threatened
Affirmative. I will ⚙bserve it with my unblinking cybernetic eye t⚙ keep track ⚙f any m⚙vements.

no one... blink...
>AcK< *lOuder Thr0a+-clearing N0ises*




































































































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