Kris Dreemurr
@penumbraPhantasm
(they/them) when did i start being myself
anything cool going on
Kris can't tank the double jack and jade tackle hug.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@penumbraPhantasm You can never wash it all away. We are the same you and I, in a way 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
GEEZ. IS SOMETHING GOING ON EVERY NIGHT HERE OR?
Syl#nk yo#'#l sa## m# #ig##?
-|~~ oh my god these quirks are getting fucking ridiculous
☆ oKay so putting gunpowder in my gums Keeps me wired as fuKK good to Know #substances I guess??☆
☆ You don’t get to speaK moss eater☆
im kind of nervous posting!! but anyway hi!! just another jade i guess??? or something like that!
hi nice to meet you!!
-|~~ where should i make the next fountain i wanna see my friends again
:33< do it in a clawsino im sure thatll be fun
-|~~ idk about that one i think the closest casino is like a million miles away or smth
:33< oh :33< what about the basmeownt? :33< could be fun!
:33< if mew s33 anyathing cool take pictpurrs fur meow!!!
-|~~ dont think my phone camera can pick up negative light and shit but idk i can try
:33< some of mew guys could really really benifit furom purronouns in mewre bio :33< i dont know well ofur half of mew and the ones that i do know sometimes are diffurent gendpurrwise to the ones i know :33< purrlease :(( :33< do it fur meow!
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:33< befure i furget lets do the nightly horoscope :33< ♈ the stars purrdict that mew will read mewre horoscope exactly right nyow :33< ♉ today is a great day to photocopy a pictpurr of furmeowre purresident taft and hide it in a haunted house fur no reason :33< ♊ mew will say yes to the next insane offur mew get :33< ♋ today mew will m33t a psychic and she will clawnfurm fur mew that psychics are bullshit :33< ♌ k33p it up girl mew got this :33< ♍ the b33s are clawming :33< ♎ mew will bingewatch a meowrothon of the thr33 stooges :33< ♏ the sky will open up and start raining anchors watch out fur that :33< ♐ get ready fur an unexpected trip when mew are teleported to jupiter to get meowre stupider :33< ♑ mew will transfurm into the inedible hulk which is like the incredible hulk but yucky :33< ♒ todays lucky colors fur mew are charturce and cyan :33< ♓ mewre gonna be rich mew just struck printpurr ink!
-|~~ ive seen the sky open up but the anchors are new so thanks fur the warning ig
:33< dont tell anybody but im cute and like girls okay?
:33< *the mighty huntress squints* :33< furk how old are mew? :33< mewr purrofile pic makes mew look like a highschoolpurr
:33< oh okay cool :33< meowbe its the shirt stripes are furry mewthfur!
okaay let me preface this with a little thing!! um. #substances im still kinda tipsy but im getting into the sad sleepy part of it now but its also when im thinking so do you ever feel like sometimes that youre not really a girl but youre not a boy? but sometimes you are a boy but youre still a girl? and sometimes youre not a person at all?
nooo not really?? i feel like i should feel pretty okay about that but instead i just feel like i was made wrong