Kris Dreemurr
@penumbraPhantasm
(they/them) when did i start being myself
☆Oh fuKK I’ve been super busy but happy #firearmfriday maKe sure to snort gunpowder and eat blasting caps or whatever☆
anything cool going on
Kris can't tank the double jack and jade tackle hug.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@penumbraPhantasm You can never wash it all away. We are the same you and I, in a way 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
GEEZ. IS SOMETHING GOING ON EVERY NIGHT HERE OR?
Syl#nk yo#'#l sa## m# #ig##?
-|~~ oh my god these quirks are getting fucking ridiculous
☆ oKay so putting gunpowder in my gums Keeps me wired as fuKK good to Know #substances I guess??☆
☆ You don’t get to speaK moss eater☆
im kind of nervous posting!! but anyway hi!! just another jade i guess??? or something like that!
hi nice to meet you!!
-|~~ where should i make the next fountain i wanna see my friends again
:33< do it in a clawsino im sure thatll be fun
-|~~ idk about that one i think the closest casino is like a million miles away or smth
:33< oh :33< what about the basmeownt? :33< could be fun!
:33< if mew s33 anyathing cool take pictpurrs fur meow!!!
-|~~ dont think my phone camera can pick up negative light and shit but idk i can try
:33< some of mew guys could really really benifit furom purronouns in mewre bio :33< i dont know well ofur half of mew and the ones that i do know sometimes are diffurent gendpurrwise to the ones i know :33< purrlease :(( :33< do it fur meow!
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:33< befure i furget lets do the nightly horoscope :33< ♈ the stars purrdict that mew will read mewre horoscope exactly right nyow :33< ♉ today is a great day to photocopy a pictpurr of furmeowre purresident taft and hide it in a haunted house fur no reason :33< ♊ mew will say yes to the next insane offur mew get :33< ♋ today mew will m33t a psychic and she will clawnfurm fur mew that psychics are bullshit :33< ♌ k33p it up girl mew got this :33< ♍ the b33s are clawming :33< ♎ mew will bingewatch a meowrothon of the thr33 stooges :33< ♏ the sky will open up and start raining anchors watch out fur that :33< ♐ get ready fur an unexpected trip when mew are teleported to jupiter to get meowre stupider :33< ♑ mew will transfurm into the inedible hulk which is like the incredible hulk but yucky :33< ♒ todays lucky colors fur mew are charturce and cyan :33< ♓ mewre gonna be rich mew just struck printpurr ink!
-|~~ ive seen the sky open up but the anchors are new so thanks fur the warning ig
:33< dont tell anybody but im cute and like girls okay?
:33< *the mighty huntress squints* :33< furk how old are mew? :33< mewr purrofile pic makes mew look like a highschoolpurr
:33< oh okay cool :33< meowbe its the shirt stripes are furry mewthfur!