♦ pitied by @pitilessDispatch
techn1cally yes but also 1 don’t wanna thatll take too much effort
⚠ GAH, SOME LOSER FUCKING CLOWN STOLE MY GAMING LAPTOP. DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONTTG WITH THOSE PAINTEED FREAKS ⚠
yesterday, apparently during among us gaming, dave decided to ask if she could "67" my boobs. of course i said yes, i crave the attention from my sexy babes (i say, as i never go to them with what i want out of odd fears).
● • I'm • going • to • ignore • thaat • weird • fucker. • ●
● • I • like • mothers • with • aa • nice • paair • of • tits. • #nsfw • ●
Hmmm.. napp3d a bit mor3 than int3nd3d
How Am I Supposed To Kiss Someone Through The Middle Of The Cookie Now? The Regular Cookie Isn't Big Enough, It Won't Work. :<
>>>((I)) assumed... (It) was metaphorical... >>>(A) depression...
I like arguing with those guys.
>im gonna cry
I DIDN'T QUIT !! I LOOKED AWAY FOR ONE SECOND AND THEY ALL WENT POOF !!
not going to give that the benefit of a real response
My dear, I am enjoying 8eing frezhly covered in 8lood today, juzt don’t ask how I got like thiz~ ;) #violence
𓆩♡𓆪 → Wh♤tever. I'm g♡nn♤ ch♤nge my h♤nd wr♤ps. → 𓆩♠︎𓆪 𓆩♡𓆪 → ♠︎nd then I'm he♤ding t♡ GrubD♡n♤ld's. → 𓆩♠︎𓆪 𓆩♡𓆪 → ♠︎ny♡ne w♤nt ♤nything? → 𓆩♠︎𓆪
gog. i need to find a hive, too. so much shit to handle. ♪
c< i tHiNK tHey gOt tHeir pHrasiN wrONg, but.... >c
>Last person who flirted with me ended up defenestrated (Unrelated, mostly). Not sure how I'd handle non-sexual flirting these days
I did not even bring that up. For the record.
'm feelin' very 'appy t'night...!! Jus'-- feelin' very optimistic. ^^
i need my fellow golds 2 STOP PRODDIN THE PRONG THAT CULLS PLEASE.. PLEASE.. MY RESTIN PUSHER RATE IS 50050 PLEASE STOP STOP STOP STOP SHES SO MAD RIGHT NOW OH GOPD I JUST SAW HER TEAR THE COLUMN OFF HER CASTLE THAT WAS A LOADBEARIN POLE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Me, On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown: The Milkman #themilkman: https://i.imgur.com/twnyn6z.png
MANNN NOOO I MISSED #slenderhour ?? I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP…no wonder there was this freaky ass shit attached to the tree outside my window what the fuck… https://file.garden/aerg5N7dt0Euhalp/IMG_4695.we8p
I think I just witnessed the milkman flirt with my father. Grief will drive us into many paths but it should not end with a routinely scheduled delivery,
Chittrites are cowards. Cull me yourself or don't try at all.
hard to say, I know a version arf my ancestor has seemingly done so bark I have no means arf confirming...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
i find myself considering romantic entanglements more and more now. perhaps in the future, someone will be very lucky. ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
don’t tell me what it is. you don’t know what it is.
I’m not going to another teal rager for at least five business perigees. At some point I fell asleep and when I woke up, it was 24 hours later and I was in the middle of a courtblock actively giving a closing argument.
✿h. Like that. Thank g✿✿dness... °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
Bėcausė ȯf what was prėviȯusly mėṅtiȯṅėd abȯvė! I was just scrȯlliṅg ȯṅ my brėak aṅd yȯu arė ė v ė r y w h ė r ė
concept: “other quadrants? you dont need other quadrants as long as im your kismesis my hate is all you fucking need” (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #rankworks, possessiveness, possessive kismesis, #nsfw, inspired by @askewArcheologist, toxic pitch, quadcontrol, archive rating: M)
Bro I think someone is transing its gender in my replies. #theworldcanbesobeautiful #notacomplaintpurejoy
Is there some inherent matter wrong with resembling the bookkeeping sort.
If I could go to all these #events, I would betray my cool outspoken online persona by being awkward and shy in a corner send chit.
+Detecting ⚕ sarcasm+ +Y☉ur ch☉ice ⚕ t☉ believe ☉r n☉t+
in case you havwen’t noticed, im vweird. i’m a vweirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont wvant to fit in. havwe you ewver seen me wvithout this stupid cig? thats vweird.
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! oh to be missing the thrill of conversation with @pitilessDispatch
♰ the moon rises again. finally, i needed a reason to bask in it today ♰
Hm. 2.5/10
Oh, t'be swept off m'feet by someone dashin'... fantasizin' again and I shouldn't be heheh
hhnnmn, wghy would yu say that to mw? :((
~>It's @lmost @ppro@ching neinon! just @ reminder to @ll p@trons we h@ve h@ppy hour on root beer flo@ts @nd c@fé drinks until 3 :)<~
i'm... human. so... the best i can do is like-- idk actually if we humans got anything goin for us actually.........
,,,get a load of,,, captain fucking obviou$ over here,,,
~>unfortun@tely we do neint deliver! but we c@n put things on reserve for you :)<~
I ThinK A YeasteR FundaY OrgY Would'vE Been CRAZY #nsfw
♰ i don't know if he knows hes the sweetest looking thing in here... @delightfullyDevilish https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/431f8ddfe1aa.png ♰
O-> Banished Fro+m The Classro+o+ms Fo+r Distracting My Babies During Scripture ☺️
Gosh, all these beautiful women.. Chatting with me...Ahaha..
>>| love how people got split. .one .is .all .about some .egg hunting .in the woods, the .other .is just "i want to participate .in #oviposition". .i'm going for the latter, .i hope. #nsfw
_@¡II DIIDN’T KNOW THE TERM "BOYYFRIIEND" HAD A ROMANTIICC CCONNOTATIION AND II WASS USSIING IIT IINCCORRECCTLYY! EVERYYTHIING IISS FIINE IIM JUSST NEW TO HUMAN TERMSS! II do apprecciiate yyou beiing worriied but legiitiimatelyy there iissn't anyythiing to worryy about >.<;¡@_
I’m… … Wėll shė sėėms ėxcitėd sȯ.. ://0c
☆Does it involve the knife in your profile picture madam?☆
i got blue on my mastication nubs ANd it wont go away no matter how much i brush any AdVICE APPRECIATEd #WHYdicome
♰ interesting. i suppose i’ll give it a try.. ♰
> Its pronounced idiot! Thats what my lusus calls me all the time so im pretty sure thats my name <
im ♯evil
fukin troll bruno mars died nd troll celine dion got fukin obliterated by troll cher it was fukin wild
^^ /\ measured response. Less fun, but at least there are some with some sense out there. ^^
↘️it's different this time, please don't get involved in my personal matters when i literally barely know you.↘️
i'D hopE! gotta RESt yoURSELf oncE in aWhiLE, othERWiSE yoU'LL bURn oUt qUick!
Don’t cry because Jiim Carey was eiither cloned or iimpersonated by some guy iin a mask. Smiile because iit happened.
dumbass alert https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cae57aec67e7.jpg
i think i can catch a sMall break for once, i cant deal with this job any lonGer i need to kill Myself. i wouldve said 'i need to kill My boss' but she soMehow has a bonded Matesprit so i cant do anythinG
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•ᴥ- some guy was telling me all about five nights at freddys. -‿- i still don't get it. -ᴥ•
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CUDDLING WITH A GOLDBLOOD FEEL$ LIKE YOU'RE LYING ON THE REMOTE.
< ){ as much as i like the concept i think if anyone tried to kiss me i would explode on the spot... }( >
$OMETIME$ YOU JU$T HAVE TO MAKE PEACE WITH THE FACT THAT UR CRU$HE$ ARE FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER. E$PECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE A$ MANY A$ I DO. #VAGUECHITTING #3$OME...?👀 #N$FW
☆Guess I'll just cast this into the deep void and hope it doesn't come back to bite me lmao. I was cleaning my gun when someone messaged me about this platform, and now I'm here. And I'm your problem now.☆
•ᴥ- prey and predator hunting roleplay is always fun. make sure you have the proper instruments to keep your prey in place. we sell all sorts of goods for that at honkerz. don't be shy now. #nsfw #suggestive -ᴥ•
|-[__]--- You know, contrary to popular opinion, I quite like apples. Hehe.
>> good timezone, guys, gays, and theys -+ >> this is your reminder to sparkle on and don't forget to be yourself ++ // https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/105794630_ELZz5USXYaPRkiJ.png?1755572818
hi the chairs in my house are beckoning to me, i need to fuck them #nsfw
A Photo Of Me Holding The Amassed Grub Pile Singlehanded Was Posted To The Caverns Nugbook Page To Which I Immediately Received The Below Picture In Response From One Dave Strider https://i.ibb.co/lzptm4hs/image.png
Can’t Wait To See What Fresh Hell Awaits Me Today On Chittr Dot Com
↘️they are mad at me for dumping my extra cooking oil down the office pipes.↘️
sчn;s comin чp and i;m feelin giddY: might sit oчt past dawn and see how long чntil i blister jчst to feel somethin #gore
C:~ It's been millennias since I've heard from other trolls. I'm accustomed to the sight of the barely breathing amalgam of the once the greatest race in the universe, now turned into apathetic vessels, contaminated by something that is capable in descending even the bravest minds into madness. C:~ My psyche has been stripped of all emotions long ago. Still, is that harborsickness I feel?<
eeeeeh true thats why i listen t/) the w/)rst s/)undcl/)ud rappers kn/)wn t/) man just incase they bl/)w up (which they w/)nt) t/) say i was an /)g
~ 11m g33nd33rtroll coll33ct my pronounsᅠᅠXoXo
♯cursing the ♯fourtyfive to ♯fifty ♯active ♯chittrusers rn
< ){ sorry, uh, i wasn't really expecting so much attention!! i don't really, like, get out much, given... caverns, and all, and uh... i dunno!! i wasn't really prepared mentally, i guess!! }( >
If anyone has information regarding the "Alpocalypse Now" graffiti left in the Pale District, please contact the non-emergency Regulator line to leave a tip.∞
everything is yaoi yaoi yaoi with you bitches ;-;
yOu shOuld try assOciating with sOme filled quadrants 😭 XO
I like need someone to hire me for their product ad so I can get popular and gossip on chittr w my fans ;-;
new merch iidea: ii personally come to your house and grovel on the floor for 2 hours before abrubtly walkiing away liike a skyriim npc
↘️i have been demonsterously embarrassed at my sole safe space, completely and entirely and also fundamentally done in by the cold, physically stronger fondleprongs of a rival marketorturer.↘️ ↗️WHAT I ASSUMED TO BE A FRIENDLY GESTURE OF GOOD WILL BETWEEN BUSINESS ASSOCIATES WAS ACTUALLY AN ATTEMPT TO ELIMINATE MY SELF-WORTH.↗️ ↘️and tank my pride.↘️ ↗️I WAS HANDED A BUSINESS CARD WITH A VELVET FINISH.↗️ ↘️the exuberance and wealth it bleeds is making me quiver as i type.↘️ ↗️MY LINEN FINISH IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS. MY FACELESS BUT NOT STRENGTHLESS SUPERIORS NOTICED MY SUBMISSIVE BOW IN THE FACE OF A TRUE MARKETEER MOGUL AND REPRIMANDED ME SO HARD, STRIPPED ME OF EVERY PRIVILEGE, THAT I AM LEFT WITH LITTLE MORE THAN MY STILTED, BRUISED BREATH AND ROLODEX TO STAND ON.↗️ ↘️i will redo all of my personal marketing artefacts tomorrow.↘️
IIt diisgusts me how my haiir begs for iits liife by lookiing decent when II’m about to schedule a haiircut
^^ If two trolls were on a moon and one killed the other with a rock, would that be fucked up or what? ^^
-]@_fine_stands_for_..._fenomenal_in_nearspace_eyeah
booo
People keep tryiing to kiidnap my homunculus when he deliivers theiir Uber Eats orders. They try to lure hiim iinsiide, offeriing candy or power. Poor liittle guy, he’s quiite shaken, he diidn’t know the world was thiis maliiciious.
♰ oh ha..ha... ♰
Oh Xxhe Told Me Everything, Xxhe Told Me All Of Our Xxinxx. We Are Truly Doomed And I Couldn't Be Happier With That Newxx.
i didn't, but i did, And there's no delete button
Maybė.. shės just.. rėally huṅgry?
💧💧💧hello all, I've gotten the hang of this platform I think It is a grand time to be here 💬💬💬
⚇ yuh. ⚇
-------------------------- beetel does not Understand Why aUtocorrect exists on this platform. it mUst think beetel is bUg. keeps changing to beetle.
fuck m3 i got back to th3 old cloist3r (b33n what, 3-4 sw33ps?) what th3 h3ll happ3n3d h3r3, it shouldnt b3 this qui3t...
Gooood evening (Or morning Or whatever, If you're On earth) My adoring Fans <3
WHY DO I HAVE LIKE 40 NOTIFICATIONS??? I CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT THEM ALL!!! >:(
UM? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/158224ee5426.png
Cėrtaiṅly! ṅȯthiṅg is bėttėr thaṅ us cȯmiṅg tȯgėthėr as a cȯmmuṅity ȯf trȯlls alikė tȯ sȯlvė iṅdėpėṅdėṅt aṅd brȯadėr issuės :)c
߷ - lOOKING FOR NEW sTIM tOYS!! iF YOU HAVE ANY COOL ONES TELL ME ABOUT IT, c:
UMMMMM Y💋UR T💋NGUE 💋UT? MY N💋💋K GRINDING AGAINST IT T💋TES C💋ULD BE US #NSFW
who was gonna tell me my text color was off thiis whole tiime
shoutout 2 da jades!! i appreciate u
The answer, by the way, is 5 daggers, 1 shortsword, and 3 stakes. Ego sum ira Domini.
♰ feeling the need for a foot rest.. any volunteers? :) ♰
I PER$ONALLY DECLARE THAT THO$E WHO MAKE THEORIE$ ARE NOT IN$ANE AND THAT THEIR THEORIE$ ARE PROBABLY RIGHT!
SOMETIMES I FEEL BAD AND ODD AND WEIRD FOR NOT BEING AS INTO PAILING S^BJECTS AS THE REST OF THE TROLLS ON THIS SITE. AND THEN I FEEL F^CKING ST^PID FOR THAT BECA^SE WHY AM I COMPARING MYSELF TO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE? B^T I DON'T ACT^ALLY STOP COMPARING MYSELF EVEN AFTER THAT. IT'S REALLY F^CKING D^MB.
Someone ≈anted us to ship a metric fuckton of these gross little dolls across the sea. Are these even ≈orth anything? https://pbs.t≈img.com/media/GXxAE8BakAAoFLG.jpg
glad to see everyone agrees rankmaid is on some good shit. i love her pitch stuff. #nsfw by association i guess.
if there are any rainbowdrinkers on the timeline who would be willing to share their experience i have some questions regarding some rumors and in order to provide the most accurate portrayal in my fictions i would like to have these tropes either confirmed or denied thank you ^0^ (tags: rainbowdrinker, venom, arousal venom, blood color taste, flesh temperature, retracting fangs, anatomy, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
↗️GET OFF MY BACK. LIKE A GREAT, FLAMABLE BEAKBEAST, I WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES OF MY ULTIMATE SHAME AND CONTINUE INVESTING AND DIVESTING AND DIVERSIFYING.↗️
g𖦹tta harvest fresh bl𖦹𖦹d .... ( #drinkerp𖦹sting )
i'm getting t𖦹𖦹 v𖦹cal ab𖦹ut my drinker shenanigans until this gets me int𖦹 a tr𖦹uble
i'm back ... n𖦹 night with𖦹ut s𖦹me rand𖦹m wrigglers dying
↗️THERE ARE TOO MANY SHIFTS AND POSITIONS FOR ME TO FILL. AND NOT ENOUGH HOURS IN THE NIGHT.↗️ ↘️i will do better in the future.↘️
♰ that pinstriped suited spirit of an olive is in my ear again… i hate how much he pines for my attention.. any exorcists who may help? ♰
♰ todays cutie thought pretending to cleave me would make a difference... his poor face when i snapped a picture instead... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b8b787065c9c.png ♰
Why h/\\/e multiple people followed me directly /\fter being told to fuck off /\t this point///
8-> WHAT ONE TROLL DOES BEST YOU'LL ALWAYS BE DOING SECOND BEST! FIND THE JACKETS YOU LIKE AND MIX AND MATCH!
two million scoville hot saчce in mY dawn clawfee to start the daY: who drinks water nowadaYs
yes and n0? i7s hard 70 say! ive heard rum0rs 7hey are real, and id like 70 believe s0 wi7h0u7 every0ne 7hinking im a wriggler xc
↗️THE IDEA OF COUPLING WITH MY VASTLY MORE PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY CAPABLE SUPERIORS IS SO SORDID.↗️ ↘️my pale release is achieved by the strong and unwavering pats they give me upon my back.↘️ ↗️WHICH ARE SO STRONG THEY ALWAYS KNOCK LOOSE A LITTLE BIT OF PHEGLM.↗️
↘️not enough time for that.↘️
↗️I HAVE BEEN OFFERED COUNTLESS PROMOTIONS IN MY TIME.↗️ ↘️all denied.↘️ ↗️WHY?↗️ ↘️what is the most foundational part of any stepcase? when you look at a horizontal bar graph, what are your bulbs first drawn to?↘️ ↗️THE BOTTOM STEP.↗️
To the. anonymous account that keeps. sending me screamers and. videos of trolls being. vaporized by drones I. know who you are
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↗️SOME PEOPLE LITERALLY AREN'T FIT TO LEAVE THE HIVE.↗️ ↘️incompetent employees should be handled with some kind of cane or rod.↘️ ↗️NOT ME THOUGH. I'D TAKE THEIR SHIFT.↗️
purplebl𖦹𖦹ds and their cl𖦹wnish wannabees dni
♰ i will not be feeding some of your very obvious lower caste fetishes i will be basking in your groveling and desperation instead :) #nsfw ♰
! th!nk th@t !t's @ gre@t d@y to k!// your ne!ghbor.
In A Teams Meeting Before The Sun Even Sets #workfromhive #fml
crazy that sc3n3 is making a com3back hon3stly should i con<3rt? i b3t i would mak3 a sickass sc3n3 girl id b3 lik3 "rawr ur so cut3 :3" and shit lik3 that, hon3stly sounds kinda nic3
Hey guys, new artefact drop is here!! - A grimoire specifically dedicated to spectromancy penned by The Infamous Sister Carver (550,000 Caeger) - Pre-imperial era stone tablet that has ancient seadweller etched into it (the text glows teal and hums constantly, not sure why) (500,000 Caeger) - An Ancient Alantian Empire Helmet, (display condition ONLY) (250,000 Caeger) - A Chuckle-Voodoo Priest’s Staff (150,000 Caeger) All this stuff goes to an off site auction if not sold by the end of today
Another night, another fifteen collide-and-scamper cases. #RiseAndGrind #IfYouHaveBeenHitByAVehicleLMK
I mean. I can demonstrate first hand if you want big guy, since you're so keen on testing my "self imposed" title ;)
ah! i will have to take a photo for my banner in a bit what an exciting update 0v0
D --> Now I am not the shipping type but the pitch implications here must be intentional https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/decbdd8cbbed.png
>([aw #ellllll na# my dew gone flaccid #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/e3e00bae877d.png]
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! i once won a case over a seafood restaurant's advertising causing emotional damages to a seadweller client. most annoying person i've worked for but also the funniest overall case by far
⚘ too m⚘ss my w⚘fe
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b76065b0c39.jpeg
<)-> BROO my p4lmhusks stupid volume button is GONE i h4ve to m4nu4lly go to settings to bl4st music grrr
any bicthes in this cavern t𖦹 hang 𖦹ut with?
=^owo^= Missionary work is not going well. I have been almost killed a three doors today.
where
>all that rank ass smell youre farming >still doesnt smell half as bad as my girl
HėLLȯ ȯȯMFS!!! I havė lėarṅėd this tėrm aṅd plaṅ tȯ cȯṅtiṅuė tȯ usė it. HȯȯRAH!
,,, Oops. I see I made the terrible mistake of not checking if my colors were set up correctly when initially setting up my account. I should be olive across the board, now.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Up again at a later time than usual. This time it’s for a good reason. Been helping out this .. eh, goldblood. ]
>([i got so many opps and yet so many s#ooters everyw#ere i go its an active situation]
♯followme ♯NOW ♯MAKE MY ♯NUMBER ♯GOUP
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! one hundred percent agree. (#grixisforlife)
I'LL BLOCK A BITCH FOR BEING ERIDAN AMPORA.
oh sick, big fan of slutshaming too, i can do what3<3r i fucking want with my body cuz i took back control only thing you took is th3 3mpr3ss3s' fucking bulg3 and th3n sh3 told you to rais3 th3 god damn grubs asshol3