J. Harris
@planetaryTribulation
i haven't been on social media in a lifetime man
If a child is taller than you, you should be allowed to take their kneecaps. This is my wisdom. #notmytruththough #im6'2 #wisdomfortheshorties
who needs sex when you have #wireplay #nsfw
nice try asshole we all know that's just sex for robots you can't fool me #nsfw
it's that time of night where the tl is all horny posting, folks talking about #substanceabuse of any kind, and then like the odd interloping random thought
you know when i was in schoolfeeding they had us do this whole "say no to drugs" thing that was all "if your friends all jumped off a bridge would you do it too" and shit, and like i gotta say. if y'all had any of that it sure as fuck didn't stick. #substances
like i should emphasize that i also learned jack and squat from it but like that was on my own time, not en masse #substances
Does anyone want to Jeff the Go to build-a-bear with me? #jorkerdoNOTinteract
tried to participate in #fishingfriday and i think i caught a mermaid. is this an invasive species? do i catch and release? alternian game and wilfelife, please advise
#fishingfriday is exclusively catch and release, don't wanna overfish in general Plus I don't know how strict your fish and game service is on ALternia
anyway i volunteer my bartending services to the detective yaoi wedding also @effervescentbattery i need you brainstorming on a ship name cuz
▯[[[ hgh...hold on. im troogling noir movies. ]]]
it's goooootta be the harder they fall, detective miller resisted soooooo hard
my genius is better spent on mixing cocktails and flirting with highblood patrons for tips
I am not detective yaoi and there is no wedding as that is illegal! #millerverse #noir
@barackobama we need a policy change for these lovers stat.
I'm pretty sure a detective is a breed of some kind of horse.
damn i been on this site for a day and the whole 5 minutes it was crashed i was like fuuuck how am i gonna get my detective yaoi now? #ihaveaproblem
it's not the same as watching it in real time with my peepers. it's like knowing on an intellectual level that failsafe is caked the fuck up vs seeing the real thing ykwim
✝+ What are the dectectives detecting? +✝
I think I need to be shot again. #violence #nsfw #millerverse #noir
I shot him... I did that... And nothing else. #millerverse #noir
being the quirky girl who bites people really loses its pun<h when you have flat teeth
▯[[[ do you think his galactic overreach is more of a pitch or red lover.... ]]]
▯[[[ do you think he and overhaul have explored each other's bodies (˶˃ᆺ˂˶) ]]]
wait wait wait, followup. overhaul overreach overseer, call that ship "it's so over" lmfaoooo i'm clever, applaud me