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Amen.
Just invest in CDs and a high yield savings account. #jefftheinvestor
If a child is taller than you, you should be allowed to take their kneecaps. This is my wisdom. #notmytruththough #im6'2 #wisdomfortheshorties
√(And also The Game.)²
jeff the crushed it catfishing.net #650 - 9.5/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐈🐈🐈🥚🐈
y oure all so nOT save for. worky
8=D < Very powerful. Very beautiful. https://c4.wallpaperflare.com/wallpaper/979/909/307/STRONG-horse-jumping-horse-wallpaper-preview.jpg
ᐖ I LOVE BLOᑈKING PEOPLE. TAKE THEM TO THE ᐖUNGEONZ!!!!1! ᐛ
sit down and stand up and sit or sit down and stand or sit down on that chair and stand up right now goddamn it stand there and sit fuck goddamn it im fucking mad pull it out of your ass and sit on it sit down on that fucking chair and stand up motherfucker kick fuck shit stand and fucking shit fuck
oh ♯all ♯yall are ♯cooked
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Jeff the Official 😎
I tried! I suppose all that baiting got my hands slicker than all get out though because my palm kept slipping up and down that poor fellas pole.
Dagnabbit. I was trying to be a stand up fella and help another guy handle his rod but the poor sucker got spooked by a second hand and called the whole thing off. #fishingfriday always seems to be spoiled by some quickdraw finishing early! Phooey.
I would Jeff the Kill for some boba.
That's a double negative, chief. That means there WILL be something. And I'm the flower girl.
officiant's licence obtained. its amazing what a bribe will do to move things along. #noir #millerverse
Jeff the C'mon man.
thank you for making me the seme i need to go joke off i mean jork off i mean joke off
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i will see that they are married in the greyest of scales. #noir #millerverse
jeff the fuck no
Like, how am I meant to plan around actual light? Do I encase all my traps in mirrors???
I am so Jeff the Pissed off right now.
￣\ she chittr on my ing till i crash and die forever /￣
I am the happiest I've ever been.
Miller-Barker and Barker-Miller Detective agency now opened. #millerverse #noir
D3t3ctiv3 Noir: Into th3 Yaoiv3r23
(( DID YOU KNOW THIS NEW COOL AND EXCITING THING? ITS CALLED DETECTIVE YAOI FOR ONLY FOUR NIN- ))
I'm pretty sure a detective is a breed of some kind of horse.
▯[[[ i love when you say beautiful true things ]]]
each other, and one hopes its without clothes. #nsfw
Oh fuck this is so much pressure. I'm gonna throw up okay. 1. There is a giant hole in my memory that spans at least a sweep and a half and I am way too scared to talk about it because I otherwise have an eidetic memory. 2. Watched a puppet clown fuck cut my brood mates leg off and I didn't even throw up about it. 3. I love the trolls Cars and Cloverfield movies soooo much.
I think I need to be shot again. #violence #nsfw #millerverse #noir
Those are called claws.
That green skull fucker wants me bad. It's insane.
It is truly impossible to match the shitposting game going on here. How the fuck am I expected to do better than Troll Bruno Mars and fucking Donkey Kong? Game's rigged.
But what about the free peanuts? Surely this offsets the price.
And those five guys named Tony? Grew up to make a crazy good burger chain.
Always remember: When in doubt, blame RONALD REAGAN.
Am I witnessing the start of #yaoi at #EridanWeek??!! daleee
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find my pages
prime page finding real estate
✨🍭🕷️ Not a wolfgirl (unfortunately) (working on it) (negotiations ongoing) but thank you. 🕷️🍭✨
Catgirls yes, obviously. But has anyone considered the humble bunnygirl?
ur speaking over me? an actual factual irl dogboy? :/ cancelled
if u guys hype up my bands album this is h◇w i'll manhandle y◇u (sh◇ut ◇ut t◇ @aspernabilisScillac f◇r being hunky) https://i.ibb.c◇/Xf2ZkDsC/60988161-k-T8◇c-Vs-A6g0t-Q3j.png
This sounds suspiciously like something a troll that doesn't actually have anything cool and mysterious about them might say.