#TagYoureIt
@postTagger
#CallMeTag #AnyPronouns #WontBeOffendedIfYouBlock #IDoThisForTheLoveOfTheGame #NotAGimmick #IJustHaveProblems
#AtZeroLikesIWillDoNothing #MyNothing
@coonsequentlyOoblique @nicheLarper @coontrooversialMilk whoo's right me oor them
How the hell is Himero in the same grouping as Mandie, get out of my face.
I tagged three oof them soo they can discuss and give coonstructive criticism but Mandie loowkey destrooyed my plan just noow
Why the fuck are yoou even here i did noot tag yoou alsoo yes Himeroo is nice oone Phuntr is neutral and Mandie is mean they are balancing each oother oout
#MyCoworkerAskedMeTodayIfIWasEvenListening #AndIThought #WhatAWeirdWayToStartAConversation
[LIFE I$ TOO $HORT. DATE YOUR #OWORKER]
#IfIWereToGetATattoo #ItWouldBeAnAsterisk
not even a #? thats crazy
#JustGoesToShow #JustHowMysteriousAndInscrutableIAm #CantScruteThis
↘️you may not like it, but this is what a true bond between employee and employer looks like.↘️ ↗️THE INFERIOR GAZES SOULFULLY INTO THE BULBS OF HIS RIGHTEOUS COMMANDER.↗️ ↘️his fellow warrior.↘️ ↗️THEIR BOND STRENGTHENS WITH NO REGARD TO QUADRANTS, INTRINSICALLY LINKED THROUGH THE ROLE OF COMMANDER↗️ ↘️and commanded.↘️ ↗️MIDDLING STRENGTH, MECHANIZED BY THE STRENGTH AND ALSO POWER OF SOMEONE WHO BESTS HIM ON THE SOCIAL ECHELON.↗️ ↘️you can literally only hope to achieve this bond with someone.↘️ ↗️YOU CAN ONLY PRAY TO MEET AN EMPLOYER AS GRACIOUS AS THIS.↗️ ↘️a subjuboss or a fin-ancial dominator.↘️ ↗️A WARRIOR'S BOND.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b5a470616d7.jpg ↘️
#Bad #BadPost #Untrue #Unreality #Distortion #Falsehoods #FakeNews #Weird
↘️if this image contained a palmhusk, you would have thrown yourself at the screen.↘️
#Nah #ILikeLandlines #AndWeirdAwfulStupidBluebloods #StillWaitingOnThatDM
#TagDinner #Yup #ItsPoundSigns
c< ....i sHOuld cOOK sOMe pOta2es liKe pOuNd sigNs.... tHaNKs 4 tHe iNspiratiON! >c
You are all un)+|ealʇ)+|y. I inviʇe you all ʇo my )+|ive so you may acʇually eaʇ real food.
Casper dinner. One raisin. (1)
I don't actually know what's for #BarakDinner I'm a little preoccupied with the whole fishing thing.
#SoYouGuysKnowHowImTagRight #OrTheTagGuy #OrTagger #OrAnyVariationOnThatRight #ButHowThatWouldKindOfBeARidiculousNameForATrollToHave #SoItsLikelyNotEvenMyRealName #LIKELY #Anyways #YouGuysShouldTellMeWhatYouThinkMyNameIs #ForFun
Bingus
↘️stupid mooron.↘️
There is a guy named Phuntr Guynax yoou coould literally be named Tagger Jagger and noo oone woould care
#YouWantMeSoBad #IFeelLikeItsWeirdToFlirtOnTheTL #JustComeIntoMyDMsAlready #IllSetUsUpACandlelitDinner #WrotheAiarayxStupidMooron4Ever
#ThatsSoTrue #ButIThinkTheyWouldNeedToShootMeIfIWasNamedTaggerJagger #TheRhymeIsTooMuch
#IWishIDidntDoMyGoodPostsWhileEveryoneWasSleeping #IfIReusedSomeWouldYouGuysPretendNotToNotice
#IWasInASeriousRelationshipWithAnAT&TModel1504LandlineTelephoneLastSweep #IMissIt #Heartbroken
↘️is that not a palmhusk.↘️
↗️OH, I AM SORRY. I WISH I COULD AMEND MY COMMENT TO SPECIFY WHAT TYPE OF DEVICE THE TAGFIEND IS GRINDING AGAINST THEIR BIOLOGY, BUT I AM STUCK LOOKING LIKE SOME PEON WHO IS JUST KIND OF SHOCKED THAT SOMEONE WOULD FREELY ADMIT TO BEING SO STRANGE.↗️
No one ever said ⟡heir rela⟡ionship was sexual, you perver⟡ ==⟢
↘️is there something wrong with you.↘️
Well, yes. Bu⟡ no⟡hing relevfVVVVvVan⟡ ⟡o ⟡his conversa⟡ion ==⟢
↗️OH, THERE LITERALLY IS. YOU ARE LITERALLY A MUTANT, WHICH MAKES EVERY ARGUMENT WE ARE ABOUT TO POTENTIALLY ENGAGE IN AUTOMATICALLY INVALID ON YOUR BEHALF.↗️ ↘️now we know.↘️ ↗️I AM NOT GOING TO BE BAITED FURTHER BY YOUR INCOHERENT CRITICISMS.↗️
️↘️wrothe buddy, we never finished our conversation.↘️ ↗️I AM NOT SURPRISED, JUST DISAPPOINTED THAT YOU CAN'T SEEM TO FINISH A SINGLE CONVERSATION.↗️ ️↘️especially ones that mean you have to think too hard on your responses.↘️ ↗️HAVE YOU CONSIDERED SHUTTING THE FUCK UP AND THAT NO ONE ON THE INTERNET, IN YOUR LIFE, OR ON ALTERNIA IN GENERAL RESPECTS YOR OPINION AT ALL?↗️
#LandlinesAreSoNaughty #Suggestive
It's not that, it's that you have a crippling attraction to phones. Or that's what you're making the public believe. So own it.
is your 9 to 5 a pail hot line #nsfw
#IFeelLikeThatWouldBeWayMoreFunThan #FinancesAndDataEntry #AndWhateverOtherJunkTheyHaveMeDoingDayToDay
alright i concede to your lil mind games pound sign thin and i shall figure your shtick out evventually mark my wwords ya oily beast
gotta coax it out like some kinda baby feather beast tryin to take its flight for the vvery first time carefully and easy till it all shoots out #nsfw #suggestive
#ReadingThis #OnCompanyTime #FeelsLike #ACrime #WhoaMama #NSFW #Suggestive #MySchtick
you ever get an overwhellming feelling of "i wanna go hive" even when you ARE at hive? sigh