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@pragmaticCoordinator
Third in command. I'm a busy man.
Members of the Felt are currently coming out to alternative versions of themselves in the replies of my post. That is quite a situation. I wish you luck.
I am increasing to amount of chemicals that are pumped into the water in order to turn the frogs gay.
All the frogs I've met are pretty goddamn gay. Or at least bisexual. Myself included.
Whattaya mean yer bisexual? Never have I... but it... hm.
GOOD MORNING CHITTR PEOPLE IM DOING A SECRET MISSION AMA!
Jesus fucking christ. Stay where you are so I can give you an ass beating.
Sometimes one of the messes I find around this godforsaken manor has me wondering if it REALLY was one of those braindead hooligans, or one of the sharper ones who just really had a bone to pick. I mean, my crew's whole gig is orchestrating havoc, even if half of them don't know it. And sometimes these messes are a little TOO much of a pain in the ass for me not to get suspicious. You dig?
One time I had t'clean the entire kitchen 'cause Eggs n' Biscuits managed to somehow cheat the time it takes for yeast to grow and and let it grow near infinitely until they got muscled outta da place. Didn't trust anyone else to clean it though. It was quality yeast. Still use it t' this day to make some killer knishes.
Came home once to find an entire room was FULL of spider eggs. I don't mean just coatin' the walls or whateva, I mean the damned things flew out the door the moment I opened it. Die just about lit the manor on fire when he found out, and for once I couldn't blame him.
Look, maybe I'm culturally insensitive, but do the website buttons for rating posts gotta be those troll symbols? Every time I like a post, it feels weird. 'Cause, to my knowledge, the buttons translate to hornylike, hornyhate, hornyfriendly, and hornymediate. Yanno, 'cause of the whole... pail, drone, bucket thing.
Yeaaaah. Was my first thought too. I've been trying not to overthink it.
Well. It's a troll made website? Designed by trolls for trolls? We're very guests here, as far as I know.
That's kinda what makes it weirder to me, though? The symbols have a lot stronger cultural contexts for them, and knowing what they are, it's even *weirder* they don't just have a thumbs up and a middle finger or what have you.
Poor Stitch is tired of having to mend the scratches the cat leaves on suits when he's climbing up us like a damn tree, but all that frustration melts the moment he sees the little guy chasing after somethin'. Patient of a saint, that man.
Wait a minute.
Should'a seen it comin' that I'd stumble on another me eventually. I just joined yesterday.
There's a good heap of us on here. A good heap for The Felt, anyway. Seems like there's goddamn 10 of most of those human kids and trolls. Typical Paradox Space horseshit. You know how it is.
@pragmaticCoordinator let our cat compose a chit too.
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Finally a good fucking post around here.
What a time to come back. The hell'd I miss?
i could not possibly explain it to you.
Right. I've had one hell of a day. Time to hit the sack.
The cat's coming with me, apparently. He doesn't give me much choice in the matter.
the vwhite guy puppet pfp is still riding me wvhat do i do im #notgay
your boss goes by puppy?
no, no the guy riding me is definitely called puppy
Riiiight. Guess I must be thinking of some other puppet guy with a big white ball for a head. Good luck with your puppy problem.
vwhat? he doesnt havwe a ballhead, hes just like. if he vwere human hed be wvhite, thats the vwibe i get, yknowv?
No clue, pal. You mean this guy? https://chittr.ing/profile/tactileSuitor
yeah thats the one, the wvhite puppet guy. he your boss?
No. Just an insane coincidence that you described him as a white puppet. The guy's description says you can just ask him ta back off. I know lots of schmucks don't keep their word, but it's worth a shot if you're not interested.
but vwhat if i like the attention but just wvant it to be #notgay
Er. That sounds like a whole load of issues you've somehow managed to describe in one sentence. I'd suggest seeing a shrink, or somethin'.