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Third in command. I'm a busy man.
@pragmaticCoordinator let our cat compose a chit too.
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Finally a good fucking post around here.
What a time to come back. The hell'd I miss?
i could not possibly explain it to you.
Right. I've had one hell of a day. Time to hit the sack.
The cat's coming with me, apparently. He doesn't give me much choice in the matter.
the vwhite guy puppet pfp is still riding me wvhat do i do im #notgay
your boss goes by puppy?
no, no the guy riding me is definitely called puppy
Riiiight. Guess I must be thinking of some other puppet guy with a big white ball for a head. Good luck with your puppy problem.
vwhat? he doesnt havwe a ballhead, hes just like. if he vwere human hed be wvhite, thats the vwibe i get, yknowv?
No clue, pal. You mean this guy? https://chittr.ing/profile/tactileSuitor
yeah thats the one, the wvhite puppet guy. he your boss?
No. Just an insane coincidence that you described him as a white puppet. The guy's description says you can just ask him ta back off. I know lots of schmucks don't keep their word, but it's worth a shot if you're not interested.
but vwhat if i like the attention but just wvant it to be #notgay
Er. That sounds like a whole load of issues you've somehow managed to describe in one sentence. I'd suggest seeing a shrink, or somethin'.
Kinda wish there were polls on this site now. Damn.
I believe some have used the react function for this purpose.
Yeah, I was considering it. I was thinking people might see it as cull score farming, but on second thought, I don't actually give a damn what those people think.
Feed seems a bit more active now, so I'm once again asking for name suggestions. Little white kitten followed me home and I guess we have a cat now.
Yeah. I don't expect a lot of things with this cat to fit neatly in their assigned seats. I dunno much about cats, but what I do know is that they do as they goddamn please. Same as the bastards I'm sharing the mansion with. I gotta have somethin' to put on the papers, though.
3833 < I know LOADS about cats! Cats are pretty prone to having their favorite purrson and being very affectionate! > 3833 < Anyone that tries to say that cats don't love has never had a cat. > 3>8pp
I sure as hell figured out they love pretty fast. Little man followed me home, clung to my pant leg inside, and fell asleep in my lap all within 30 minutes of meeting the guy.
Hmm. That one's pretty good. Thematic, too. Guess it's between Kismet and Oddball.
3833 < Aww!!! He's already picked you out as his safe space! > 3833 < Cats won't sleep on just anyone, y'know? >
3833 < Make sure to have a lot of scratching posts around so he doesn't try the furniture. > 3833 < If he /does/ go at it, though, put a scratcher in front of the place he's scratching! >
Thanks for the advice. Guess I'll put another half dozen scratching posts in my cart before I saunter off.
why doesnt the big felt guy just eat the lil felt guy
There's a whole lotta big Felt guys. You're gonna have to be more specific.
Now, we return to different songs. This one is another classic, I imagine the majority will be much more likely to recognize it. https://youtu.be/J36z7AnhvOM?si=Nlc64FZUjtgy5d-4 #nowplaying
You might be a real pain in the side, but at least you have respectable taste in music. Regrettably.