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Y9u kn9w what? Shut up. Just shut up. I'm n9t discussing this anym9re.
My 6ias has n9 inv9lvement with 6eing a6le t9 tell if s9mething is a j9ke 9r n9t, Capt9r.
before anyone gets the vwrong idea from my interaction vwith a certain vwild flowver, i vwant to make it click that im an #ally and i havwe nothing but the utmost respect for our bravwe lesbian queens. #loudandproud #pride thats vwhy, im offering my servwices for any gals that arent ready to jiffy on out of the closet. for the price of literally nothing, as long as youre female and hot, i vwill put on this cheap blonde vwig and shavwe my fivwe o clock shadowv, so you dont feel it vwhen vwe kiss.
Yeesh there's really some buzz on the timeline today. VWhat's all the hubbub?
...I... Wasn't a6le t9 tell that it was a j9ke i'll 6e h9nest.
I d9n't h9p 9n every p9st that d9es that. I'm just curi9us 9n what y9u think the pr96lem with Amp9ras is. Regardless 9f y9u living with 9ne 9r n9t. And sure my Amp9ra 9pini9n MAY 6e 6iased. 6ut still. Y9u d9n't have t9 d9dge the questi9n.
oh the notifications are confusing me
Y9u didn't answer my questi9n 9n whats wr9ng with Amp9ras
What's wr9ng with Amp9ras? I find them quite nice!
im just trying to find out mainly vwhy you hated the chitt, unhated it, then added the other reactions vwhen you re-hated it
@redactedInfo DO YOU HAVWE SOMETHING TO SAY
being pitch vwith a mituna makes the tuna-invwasion more surreal. help
someone savwe me from them it got to the point the one from my timeline messaged me about it and he doesnt evwen havwe chittr being kismesis vwith one (not the one in my timeline) makes this feel evwen more surreal
TW #nsfw #samecest #parad9xcest #relati9nshipsWithCl9nes #cann9tThinkA69utThis
imagine havwing some guy vwho calls himself the helpsman as an ancestor? he needs to help himself to some 8ITCHES. nah, but really, vwhy if you dont already think im the most pitiable user on this platform, imagine havwing coolscar as your ancestor. shit, im gonna shed a single manly tear vwhile strumming a c-minor on the vworlds tiniest guitar. #sendspheres #spheresoutforcronus #pitybait
you think darkness is your ally. you merely adopted the dark. i wvas born in it, molded by it.
this wvas the part latula. but im a moron wvho cant remember wvhich wvay the hemospectrum goes. wvatch this space.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 15: porrim maryam #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl this wvas alvways part 15. dont evwen svweat it. i should be able to pump this out a lot faster than that other one anyvways. theres just so much more to say about porrim. the hottest gal outta our gang, maybe the hottest gal i knovw? vwell, maybe not that, but damn does she knowv vwhat to do wvith wvhat shes got. shes the perfect lay, the ultimate catch. she might seem intimidating, but do wvhat i say and youll be bagging this fake feminist left and right. so like pretty much ewvery other gal, you might run into a freebie. a porr that just sleeps around unironically, unthinking, doesnt care. hell, she might ewven come onto you first. do you really need my advwice? just say yes. itll be a meh lay as far as she goes, but its still porrim, thats gonna be pretty incredible. okay so heres the meat of it. feminism. porrim cant *help* but argue and debate and all that. some part of her knovws she should just disengage, but if you start saying some crazy shit, shell take it seriously and try to argue you dovwn. i think its an ego thing, she cant stand not provwing people vwrong. i try to go into it wvith a bit of subtlety at first. asking open ended questions, like wvhats so great about feminism, wvhy do wve evwen need it, then i take the least relewvant part of wvhat shes said and go to tovwn. you dont need to vwin the argument, all you need is for her to lose, to feel dumb, to get flustered. the best wvays, i think, inwvolwve spinning her in circles. say that its feminist for a gal to blovw you because shes making that choice herself. vwhen porrim argues, ask vwhy shes slut-shaming. it doesnt ewven matter wvhat shes said, shes on the defensivwe nowv. use her ovwn language against her, use all that therapyspeak shit. make her feel like shes arguing against herself, her owvn ideals. force her to use terminology thatll fluster her, dont let her get outta calling a slut a slut. you do all this good enough and shell be so frustrated, confused, flustered, shell let you do anything you vwant to her. and i do mean anything. if you get that far wvith a porrim, the skys the limit. get her to agree to ewven more out there shit, like that dressing modestly is slut-shaming, or that handjobs are praxis, or that she should go topless in protest of something. for such a stubborn broad, her minds surprisingly malleable. i find porrs all the time thatvwe gotten themselvwes into some sorta situation that leawves them totally unvwanting to say no. girls gotta havwe an addictiwve personality or something. i lowve her, i really do. her rating bod: cmon. its porrim. great tits, great ass, hot clothes, knovws evwery sex position. 10/10, giwve or take a point depending on your opinion of body mods wvariety: you can get into a lot wvith porrs. sure, a lot of it is gonna be the feminist breaking schtick, but thats a damn good schtick. theres alvways a newv wvay to play vwith a porr, and they just keep doing it to themselvwes. 9/10 ease: either the easiest gal youll meet, or itll take a lot of wvork, but like, fun wvork. 8/10 personality: my favworite bitch <3 shes obnoxious as hell, but anything in that vwoice is enough to get me going, and breaking her dovwn is like nothing else. 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. it couldnt be anything else. shes porrim! take it seriously if you find one of her, and consider yourself lucky. shes the best sub a guy like me could ewver ask for <3
vwhy am i so hot, i don't get it.
sounds like a skill issue. but hey, if it's any consolation, toots, i'd rate you a solid 5.5 outta ten.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
you knowv, the fact evweryone stopped #hornyposting as soon as i got home is a hate crime
HUH. That. I D9N'T REMEM6ER THAT????????
fucking lmao im sure you could manage to squeeze it on in there
thats pretty homophobic of you ngl and pretty conformist to the patriarchal ideas that shape modern society
the people hate me for livwing my truth
dude stop fantasizing about me like that its gay
dude thats literally just pitch foreplay get owver yourself
god me too thanks bro
i lowve getting becked by cute lovwbloods i mean vwarmbloods
i bet latula really vwants to grind my full pipe
cmon tula aint into that sorta thing
id still dodge
i dodge it again
i can say toy boat more times in a rowv than you #cunninglinguist
you cant say anything anywvays
cant hear you pashht the shhptittle
i dodge it
diid you take 2iick kiickfliip viideo2 for latula wiith your palmhu2k whiile you were out there?
i hate vwhen busty older vwomen put their cigarettes out on me damn i sure hope no rust milf does anything like that to me id be so fucking mad and sad damn it..! #nsfwv
she's hot as hell, 7ou have good taste
this is true.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
this is wvhy youre my favworite gal
its all self-lovwe and sex positiwvity until a nice highblood man dares to not hate himself :/
it aint easy being an intergalactic sex symbol but i stay #humble about it #nsfvw
haha hot vwait wvhat
feeling lonely, huh? i could alwvays come keep you company ;)
you better calm dowvn before i make you sniff your owvn gooch.
don't make me get mr. pants-to-his-nips(?).i'm actually not sure if he's got a pair. still vworking on figuring that one out. fuck you, gimp.
cant be vworse than vwhatevwer you already havwe.
my chittr account vwas the best decision i evwer made. got chicks of all shades and creeds hanging from the rafters trying to get into my dickies ovwer some nakey torso. of course, i can't blame them. i am one spicy papi. i lucked out. evwen got a girl. she's hot and blonde, and guess vwhat? SHE MESSAGED FIRST. life is swveeter than three kittens in a swveater. it's great being cronus ampora right nowv. cheers, baby. daddy's popping open a cold one to celebrate.