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Hey, quest-takers! After our maintenance was announced, a scrapped quest was mistakenly posted. Please do not venture into the Maintenance Depths. We don't know what's down there anymore.
(\ /) oh, surely someday... your woes will be answered... (hehe. i'll see you there, then. <3)
(\ /) what a real shame... truly, this is so unfortunate... (train's open if you wanna stop by, though. just got dropped off a heap of chocolate chip ones i just can't possibly all eat by myself... :p )
Hey, quest-takers! Maintenance has completed and quests, rewards, and rumors for affected users will be rolling out shortly. In the background, we're also adding a hotfix that will be announced soon that regards some users who were not able to finish a quest on time.
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Tonight! I have a new fact for yoU! It is the existence of a rare and critically endangered species. The Handfish! And. Yes! They do walk on the ocean floor Using their hand-like fins! ・・・𝛾
Why do they c★ll it "oven" when you "of in" the cold food "of out" hot e★t the food?
You'd be surprised at what you can get a Door Dash driver to do. Trust me, I've seen it all.
you absolutely should
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i love worms
still on that virtual fishing #grind btw i have so many worms now im not even using them for bait
(\ /) finally found the anomaly i've spent so long chasing after. and, well... https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/joker.png
=oXO i think you have been doing a very good job¡ =oXO
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We're still bringing back the 5 caegar footlong, by the way.
=oXO well if you do i would like to see you if you are around¡¡¡ but also you have to be very careful because it is a very very dangerous place okay¿ so you have to stay safe¡ =oXO
MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS. It has come to my attention that my profile picture was misleading. While I previously used it to appeal to my human constituents, I see this was now in error. Many believed me to be human and compared me to my Earth counterpart, Obama. I am not human. Let me be clear; my name is Barak Trollbama. I am Alternian, an olive-blood, and I am soon to be 30 sweeps old. I am the current President of Earth-C, and was democratically elected. My thanks go out to @naughtyTechnician, who was kind enough to retake my profile picture to show my true likeness. I hope this announcement clears some things up. I apologize for the confusion my images have caused. I have attached an additional image to help show my likeness. Thank you for your time. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/selfie.png
=oXO yay¡¡ here it is https://64'media'tumblr'com/05ef7d0c01d60b8b3f815bd63741bdb8/d24548c6b4562b21-46/s2048x3072/b3d103adca57e4eadd8aedb77636f7821231da97'png i hope the picture works in the comments section =oXO
luk at mai horSe mah horse is amazing XD
=oXO aw that,s a little sad''' but grey is nice too¡ we have a green one and a pink one =:) =oXO
=oXO oh okay¡ i don,t really know anything about anything outside of alternia so i,m not really sure what all of that means but i like the worm a lot that,s a very nice fuzzy worm friend =oXO
hiiiiiii ruby
(\ /) surprise! i've got another little inbox reading! :) #trainbox ✉ { anon } asks: "Anyone you've met that you'd consider kissing? ^^ PS you are SO cute, loved the train." (\ /) aha...! um... i'm- i'm very flattered! i'll start there... i suppose i have before? i mean- i did get kissed once during the whole-- that's unrelated. um. i'll just- leave it at that. i'm much too shy to admit that openly. in any case! ahaha! feel free to uh. add on any other things too...! https://forms.gle/k8Jz13ohgdGwDzPW6
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GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS STOP COMMITTING CRIMES CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE)
(( ALSO THANKS FOR THE LOVE ON THIS BIT ????? I GENUINELY DID THIS AS A JOKE AT LIKE 4AM IN A VC BECAUSE OF DAMN DANIEL EGGS AND I NEVER EXPECTED IT TO GET THIS MUCH ATTENTION EVER LMAO ((Whether we get huge waves of activity like today or not i'm still doing it once a day until I lose interest in chittr but you guys are cool as hell dawg
(( OOC I would just like a nap before i have to go to our chud job
i wna bite zomeone #violence??
i quite enjOy light players, perhaps that’s because i have a mOth like lusus but they are very jOyOus tO i. even if they tend tO be rather annOying.
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Love of the game.
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A classic Presidential reminder that speeding is in fact legal as long as you pinky promise you were in a hurry.
@roseateDragon @astoundingCosmos <-- these are my parents so if you say anything mean to me theyre going to fuck you up by the way and you better be nice to them in turn because then I will fuck you up
((Ah yeah, looks like we did interact then. Damien was The Vaquero :3))
(\ /) well hello there! happy to see you on board, pink. :)