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3833 < It's mew!
I see you've started celebrating Wrath month early, mew~ πβ¨
hell yeah new wizord staff
Many tags on here you can make. Maybe I can do #apple. π. #pony. #hoof. #farm. #tag #friendship. #sweetappleacres. #stallion. #eeeeyup.
οΌβ Ok, I'm Finally Ready To 8e On Here Properly! ο½β
=oXO yeah‘‘‘ phuntr,s angels saved the day and got revenge too =:) i hear it was very violent and very cool' i wasn,t there awawa =oXO
=oXO yeah'''''''' yeah'''' on the plus side its petroa,s wriggling day todayΒ‘ =oXO
WE// THANKSS FOR THE WARNING >83 /ITT/E DISSSSAPOINTING THAT THATSS THE CASSE THOUGH >8/
> GCat grooms itself on your dashboard.
Securing votes by ensuring the needs of my constituents are met promptly and that they are provided for. You could never.
after all why shouldnt i fuck around to find out
bones were made for snappin in )(alf. t)(e marrow and calcium buildup never ceases to make suc)( a pleasant, meaty, snappin sound...
breamember: worst t)(ing u cod ever b is borin. moist of u seem to still do it anywaves t)(o.
straight up rawdogging it and by it i mean my life
aint give a fuck whats happening on the dash ever check this shit out i found in the #woods #nsfw for blurring ig cause ik not everyone rocks with animal #bones https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8740460167de.jpeg
ITβS #WIZARDWEDNESDAY.
Today I took a walk. #Normalposting.
(\ /) the outer wilds are trying to tell me to change my display name. should i listen to them?
Obviously the whole #mpreg thing would require consent. I'm not just going to walk around getting men pregnant. Are you people insane?
(\ /) it's a little hard to write with a bandaged-up hand, admittingly, but i'm making do with what i can. if anybody has any questions about the murder mystery party, don't be afraid to reach out. i'll likely send out the rest of the early reservations tomorrow.
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YOURE WE/COME >83
>80 YOU ARE SSO COO/ ACTUA//Y
Oh the urge to stab Sigh
mr penis for empress i think;
no way youre just calling them a straight couple mr president even if theyre a man and a woman their relationship is queer as fuck
whoa! a real dragon?? like with the flying and fire breathing and everything??
consort tip: some imps are weak but some imps are really strong! to account for this, always attack an imp with every ounce of your full strength every time
i throw glitter at you and then run away leaving another trail of glitter behind!
OUH. BIG STRETCH.
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
EHEHEHEHEHE FAANKKKKK
O U PINK 2 WOWEEEE
2 pinki liek chit am wowsd casye love pinkie
save me gwen stefani https://open.spotify.com/track/4A2vjMnkAWgPVqwl3Xc7pu?si=NMJYGmSHR9eF_OLaPhcVAw
β People! I'm seeing a lot of spade action on this site! Let's spread love instead, okay? Comment on this post for a free compliment.
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#niceposting of the day! Did you know you're allowed to like or dislike things without justifications? You are! You don't owe anyone an explanation for having an opinion! Of course that also means being respectful to people with DIFFERENT opinions! This world is beautiful and we've all been blessed with the gift of free will!
Happy #Pride, I love gay people.
AnyΟay I'm #beautiful #talented #gorgeous #sexy #slayingeveryday #myassisfat
βΌ Rise and shine, everypony! The beauty of another day greets us all. βΌ
woof
α΅Κ° α΅ΚΈ α΅α΅α΅α΅βΏα΅Λ’Λ’α΅ α΅Λ’αΆ Κ²α΅Λ’Κ²αΆ α΅Λ‘Λ’Κ²α΅αΆ Λ‘α΅Κ²ΨΰΌΚΓ―Ιπ¦
α΅Κ°α΅α΅Λ’ Λ’α΅ Κ·α΅βΏα΅α΅Κ³αΆ α΅Λ‘α΅ αΆ¦ Λ‘α΅α΅α΅ α΅Κ³α΅α΅α΅βΏΛ’α΅ΨΰΌΚΓ―Ιπ¦
why is the worldf so fuckin beautiful
(\ /) { #torbekweek } [ attached is an image file of Leveret, with their usual troll horns being missing-- much to the benefit of Torbek who has taken to resting his head atop theirs. long, lanky arms of the bugbear also seem to be crossed over their shoulders. ] i'm just trying to make a cup of coffee. goodness.
(\ /) { #torbekweek } a fun fact: back during yesterday's... event, i'll just say, i discovered that torbek's fur is naturally blond. he didn't know how to feel about it so now i'm watching him roll around in a pile of dirt like a chinchilla taking a dust bath.
Cookies and chocolate milk before bed is the ambrosia they wrote of.
im actually doing pretty good but the horse hell gif rules so just imagine that horse is enjoying the flames sisyphus style
1 N33D TO S1NK MY T33TH 1NTO SOM3TH1NG PR3F3R4BLY SOM3ON3 NOW!!!! #V1OL3NC3 #YOULLB3TORNTOSHR3DS
(\ /) woof. that was a troubling bit of turbulence, but i can assure you that we're cruising much more smoothly now. and, after some consideration while i'm traveling, i'll be notating off new posts i make about torbek with a tag. #torbekweek since i'll be actively on the go to and out of the destination, and also because that's how long torbek will continue to be on the train with me for.
8=8 > paw paw paw paw
do no harm
βΏα΅αΆ¦α΅Κ° #βΏα΅αΆ¦α΅Κ°α΅α΅Λ’α΅αΆ¦βΏα΅
True! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #yuriofficial
(\ /) ...so about me saying i refused torbek from participating in #wetyaoiday i... had a "change of heart" of sorts, and this is probably going to be the only time i post something of this nature, so... be nice? https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/IMG_6262.jpg { #suggestive #wetbeastwednesday ??? }
B33 < #fun mew #game: when someone tells mew the name of their new kitten, look at them all crazy style and paws dramatically, and then go... "........LIKE THE MURDERER?"
(( i'm choosing to participate in #wetyaoiday but it's not in the way you'd think
β^. .^ββ ! need to k!ss a g!rl R!GHT NOW or elSsse ! D!E #yur!?κ Ή
your greed sickens me...
its honestly best you remain at least a lil concerned about it. shit shouldnt be normal regardless of godhood but i aint need to get on my soapbox here ill step down and hand the mic off to someone else who isnt used to dying
(\ /) ...that was torbek. he took hold of my device for a minute.
B33 < FURCK yes thank mew pink!! omw
8=8 > Rearranging someones guts, not in the sexual sense in the sense that I am sticking my claws thRUFF their stomach. #violence
B33 < feeling more evil than befur might bite someone #malevolent2xcombo #violence
π¨:hopEfully hE'll bE dEad by ThEN #forThEgrEaTErgood
π¨:hE's a biT sCrawNy aNd lamE buT his boNEs should work fiNE
π¨:whEN i Cull my opp you CaN ChEw oN his boNEs, ok?
8=8 > Let me know if you find any.
(\ /) [ it's an image file. ] [ it's a photo of a hulking bugbear, dressed in a tattered overcoat and prison clothes with tubes and pipes connecting between his arms to a thing in his back. and he is staring starry-eyed at a television that is projecting an image of two anime boys kissing. ]
Gandalf With Big Naturals #wizardwednesday
hey wanna see my boobies? #nsfw
(\ /) torbek says hello. :)
(\ /) torbek has taken to reading my posts over my shoulders. including this one that i am typing now because he is a little intimidated by dirk still, but that's okay.
(( No in-character reason to post this but https://files.catbox.moe/sdirmp.png By @bitterabbit on discord! I think they did a great job drawing Locksick ))
B33 < red beclaws its preeetttyyy have mew ever seen a red sky
apparently a cheap piece o plastic is perfectly capable of destroyin expensive lab equipment if u try hard enough (its funny as shit tho) anyway there goes another 20k in taxpayer dollars https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/381cfc6aae1d.jpg
it's Nice Tβͺ See There Is Still Sβͺme Kindness βͺn βͺur Planet.
(\ /) update: everything is fine. torbek is fine.
B33 < mew guys like mewsic right stupid question i know but there's some loser ass mother furckers out there!! take my shit MEOW https://open.spotify.com/track/33E5u0qmzBlsHkhU1bTBWa #music
(\ /) [ it's an audio file. fairly recent in this case. ] [ it starts out with clipping-off of audio- bits of a conversation among the train's usual ambience before there's the sound of a door opening, and one loud, gravelly scream. the audio cuts off quite shortly after that. ]
(\ /) i don't think even he knows either but. yeah. this is definitely a torbek situation.
Chittr just ain't the same without her.
I feel like if your friend is making you say racial slurs you should drop them.
B33 < mraw. mrau. all that shit B33 < purr purr and whatnot
i am now working towards higher education to further my studies in cardiology.
(\ /) ahh. i see. hopefully the feeling is able to settle for you soon.
YEAH.
Most people would view always being right as a burden. Not me. Itβs just a birdin.
computah give everyone seeing this the happy ending they deserve
(\ /) as more eyes are awake now, i'd like to post a little reminder on my reservations form for the murder mystery party. you're free to apply at your leisure, but it'll be closing up for good by the end of next week. https://forms.gle/LfQxuK4bA8zoutwbA { #lostinthecosmos | #murderontherails }
who let him be this adorble?
βΆοΈ β’αα||α|α||||Computer - look up "yuri" in the database αα||α
My boooneeees my booones!
(\ /) https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/sniffing-peter-rabbit.gif
(\ /) [ it's an audio file. ] [ a very short one, with clipped-off words of what sounds like multiple voices talking at once until they're all briefly silenced. the soft sounds of the tape recorder's static combined with train ambience continues, before leveret lets out a defeated sigh. "...no, i am /not/ telling you all to go out on "gay missions" because it's pride month. we already do that year-round." the audio ends to an uproar of laughter before the tape clicks off. ]
TH1NK1NG 4BOUT W34R1NG MY OLD 4SS DR4GON CLO4K SOM3D4Y, 1T'S SO R1PP3D THOUGH...
yea so far i fuck with this name
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Okay, fair point.
oh right! now i can do this.
naps are so awesome
β [BROADCAST TRANSCRIPT] JADE: Today's "Creation appreciation" is dedicated to -drumroll please- the STARLINGS! //Applause and Cheering can be heard// As one of the first successful synthesized life forms, they're truly something specpial! Not only are they just the CUTEST darn things you ever did see but they are also incredibly friendly! Wouldn't you just love hugging one of these little guys? Maybe even bite them- I mean //Abrupt Cut-off// ENGel: ππ'ππ ππ π£ππππ₯ ππππ πππ₯ππ£ π₯πππ€ ππ ππππ£ππππ ππ£πππ! [TRANSCRIPT END] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77bd2d5c4798.png β
:33< im a simpurr cat i s33 a sexy purrson i meow at them
soMe pics froM #eDsbeachepisoDe anD that party Zabrak threw a few weeks back. love events where i can just CUT LOOSE! i tie DyeD the bikini Myself :o) https://64.MeDia.tuMblr.coM/f873ccf12780738c6157e32e1cDfe95a/0640Defe8796e971-06/s500X750/29b59c88b695a833D49e4cb476f07795D3358ec8.png https://64.MeDia.tuMblr.coM/37c0bea1D4636275fa1b55a0e6a65182/0640Defe8796e971-9c/s500X750/DbfD8b3f976ec3D9b9c88cca1a1faa5002e8cb92.png
:33< i want to take a nap ://< but i think at this point taking a nap would just be going to bed
>=>}Awesome, Thank You CKindly. I Will Post Again When I Am Sure Ive Gotten Away. -9-
=oXO awawawa‘‘ =oXO
i hope everyone attending #fightnight gets very sweaty and gets a hard pounding tonight! 0u0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, archive rating: M)
=oXO oh‘‘‘ okay‘‘‘ sorry to hear you can,t go in the not-evil sun either''' if you,re lucky maybe it,ll continue into the evening and night¿ =oXO
(\ /) Intercontinental Ballistic Lagomorph. send chitt.
stardew valley chicken
THe evil witch (the sun) haas caast aa curse (unbeaaraable heaat) upon me aand now I aam suffering aa slow aand paainful deaath (aabsolutely exhaausted, but unaable to sleep)
i've been surprisingly busy just going out and enjoying doing stuff. especially with my girlfriend. this #nowlistening is dedicated to all that good stuff! plus, it gives me an excuse to actually chit instead of just scrolling sometimes. https://open.spotify.com/track/7LMajLn4v2ZWmLcfE1a7DY?si=db908fec01ca41e4
This site would crumble without Junior, ngl.
PROUD TO ANNOUNCE WEβRE BRINGING BACK THE GUILLOTINE !!!
it's all good sweetheart just some joshin around for attention
oh!! i dont remember having this downloaded on my phone? and its kind of late... but.. thats okay!! i think?
=oXO we did it‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘ there was a loss but, um, apparently everyone is either happy about this or neutral to it so‘ i guess nobody liked that guy'''¿ i have kind of a sneaking suspicion that aretxi was the one who killed him not the pack of scorpiwolves, but we did survive the scorpiwolves so it,s all good‘‘‘ victory pic of us walking home with lots of scratches awawa #violence #blood but we,re all fine‘ the person on my shoulder is not unconscious she just had her eyes closed‘‘ blood colour of middle lady has been anonymized for her privacy‘‘ https://64'media'tumblr'com/2bb6748eca40d56bf7127d7dac6e0f0e/97d70149165d82db-98/s2048x3072/165aa52fdde87c16bd5f5195fc2e93007418d52e'png #antpics =oXO
=oXO i,m just so happy we all made it awawa (except the guy who didn,t''') =oXO
(\ /) we're reaching the first stop on our interdimensional journey, but it's not too late to come hitch a ride to experience it for yourself. β€β’β‘β§ https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/b6cc6f0e352818b5ac515ecf48cf5c8a.gif https://msparp.chat/trainlobby# { #lostinthecosmos }
=oXO i love my friends =:) =oXO
it's time for the perculator
Same. We can totally have one more round of Horse trivia. As a treat.
(\ /) one more hour til train doors open. ^_^ i think last night's experience has allowed me to be a little bit more prepared, but i'm still certain it'll be a good time too. { #lostnthecosmos }
even a god needs naptime...
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=oXO hiiii =oXO
Yes!
(\ /) oh!!
.( /%/\ (%(%)) .-'..`-. A new badge has been discovered! β HEIR OF HARES `-'.'`-'
/// YES!!! THE LEGBONE OF A BIG STRONG BEAST CAN LAST MANY A CYCLE!!! ///
(\ /) can't say i have any idea of what energy it is that i came back to on here, but i'm just happy to see folks are curious. the least i can do is try to host a relaxing experience among all the energy about here. <3
oh lol fair i thought it was the color thing lmaooo
u fuckin w some #wizardpussy #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/557abf5a21e5.png
shit i totes 4got abt todays #wizard post im soirry #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/25a8790398e2.jpg
(\ /) alright, you've been patient enough. it's for you, anyhow. https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/envelope.png https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/letter.png see you this weekend. :) #lostinthecosmos
:33< mmm :33< #meow
Aye.
(\ /) https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/envelope.png an invitation addressed to you. would you like to take it?
π₯ππͺππ₯ππ¦: 47 gold, 89 exp
//the headmates who run that profile arent in front rn but i can do your reward for you let me find the website theyre using for the bold text
*=_-^ b[][]bs breasts even #nsfw ^=_-'
π₯i Hope We All Are Having A Fantastic Day :]π
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: GAY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED AS REAL.
βοΈβ§Λ βｑΛHβοΈ hβοΈ HβοΈΛｑβ Λβ§βοΈ whaπ πYPβοΈ :βοΈ) βοΈβ§Λ βｑΛHβοΈ hβοΈ HβοΈΛｑβ Λβ§βοΈ
Hey you! Yes you. No, not the person the account belongs to, YOU the WRITER of the person. I love you. β‘
Life, is like a Homestuck flash. Beautiful. Unpredictable. Fast. Tragic. Karkat is there.
*=_-^ daisy dukes bikinis []n t[]p #lyricc[]ntinuati[]np[]sting ^=_-'
Thusly marks the day of attempting to rekindle the friend group after its divide. Wish us luck, overall. And pray I do not mess it up.
Hey, quest-takers! Some users are wondering how our reward system works, and we'd like to shed some light on the situation! I make admin 2 do it all ask him idfk
Hey, quest-takers! After our maintenance was announced, a scrapped quest was mistakenly posted. Please do not venture into the Maintenance Depths. We don't know what's down there anymore.
(\ /) oh, surely someday... your woes will be answered... (hehe. i'll see you there, then. <3)
(\ /) what a real shame... truly, this is so unfortunate... (train's open if you wanna stop by, though. just got dropped off a heap of chocolate chip ones i just can't possibly all eat by myself... :p )
Hey, quest-takers! Maintenance has completed and quests, rewards, and rumors for affected users will be rolling out shortly. In the background, we're also adding a hotfix that will be announced soon that regards some users who were not able to finish a quest on time.
for an amazing reason
Tonight! I have a new fact for yoU! It is the existence of a rare and critically endangered species. The Handfish! And. Yes! They do walk on the ocean floor Using their hand-like fins! γ»γ»γ»πΎ
Why do they cβ ll it "oven" when you "of in" the cold food "of out" hot eβ t the food?
You'd be surprised at what you can get a Door Dash driver to do. Trust me, I've seen it all.
you absolutely should
still on that virtual fishing #grind btw i have so many worms now im not even using them for bait
(\ /) finally found the anomaly i've spent so long chasing after. and, well... https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/joker.png
=oXO i think you have been doing a very good jobΒ‘ =oXO
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We're still bringing back the 5 caegar footlong, by the way.
=oXO well if you do i would like to see you if you are around‘‘‘ but also you have to be very careful because it is a very very dangerous place okay¿ so you have to stay safe‘ =oXO
MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS. It has come to my attention that my profile picture was misleading. While I previously used it to appeal to my human constituents, I see this was now in error. Many believed me to be human and compared me to my Earth counterpart, Obama. I am not human. Let me be clear; my name is Barak Trollbama. I am Alternian, an olive-blood, and I am soon to be 30 sweeps old. I am the current President of Earth-C, and was democratically elected. My thanks go out to @naughtyTechnician, who was kind enough to retake my profile picture to show my true likeness. I hope this announcement clears some things up. I apologize for the confusion my images have caused. I have attached an additional image to help show my likeness. Thank you for your time. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/selfie.png
=oXO yay‘‘ here it is https://64'media'tumblr'com/05ef7d0c01d60b8b3f815bd63741bdb8/d24548c6b4562b21-46/s2048x3072/b3d103adca57e4eadd8aedb77636f7821231da97'png i hope the picture works in the comments section =oXO
luk at mai horSe mah horse is amazing XD
=oXO aw that,s a little sad''' but grey is nice tooΒ‘ we have a green one and a pink one =:) =oXO
=oXO oh okayΒ‘ i don,t really know anything about anything outside of alternia so i,m not really sure what all of that means but i like the worm a lot that,s a very nice fuzzy worm friend =oXO
hiiiiiii ruby
(\ /) surprise! i've got another little inbox reading! :) #trainbox β { anon } asks: "Anyone you've met that you'd consider kissing? ^^ PS you are SO cute, loved the train." (\ /) aha...! um... i'm- i'm very flattered! i'll start there... i suppose i have before? i mean- i did get kissed once during the whole-- that's unrelated. um. i'll just- leave it at that. i'm much too shy to admit that openly. in any case! ahaha! feel free to uh. add on any other things too...! https://forms.gle/k8Jz13ohgdGwDzPW6
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GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS STOP COMMITTING CRIMES CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE)
(( ALSO THANKS FOR THE LOVE ON THIS BIT ????? I GENUINELY DID THIS AS A JOKE AT LIKE 4AM IN A VC BECAUSE OF DAMN DANIEL EGGS AND I NEVER EXPECTED IT TO GET THIS MUCH ATTENTION EVER LMAO ((Whether we get huge waves of activity like today or not i'm still doing it once a day until I lose interest in chittr but you guys are cool as hell dawg
(( OOC I would just like a nap before i have to go to our chud job
π₯tres Leches :) Yummyyπ
i quite enjOy light players, perhaps thatβs because i have a mOth like lusus but they are very jOyOus tO i. even if they tend tO be rather annOying.
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Love of the game.
> good que2t1on <
A classic Presidential reminder that speeding is in fact legal as long as you pinky promise you were in a hurry.
GOOD DAY TODAY I'D RECKON.
@roseateDragon @astoundingCosmos <-- these are my parents so if you say anything mean to me theyre going to fuck you up by the way and you better be nice to them in turn because then I will fuck you up
((Ah yeah, looks like we did interact then. Damien was The Vaquero :3))
(\ /) well hello there! happy to see you on board, pink. :)