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26 | Nurse Say hi, I usually don't bite.

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For how little I use the site, I'll take a B.

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Who's shy dirk?

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he was so special and he's gone #shydirk

Was he just a guy... Who's shy?

Oh. Okay. That's crazy to be a trending thing.

✨🍭🕷️ a man died, finn, show some respect 🕷️🍭✨

He's right there on the main page..?

✨🍭🕷️ He came back 🕷️🍭✨

So... Not dead.

✨🍭🕷️ He got better 🕷️🍭✨

That's not how death works.

✨🍭🕷️ Lmao. This guy hasn't even learned the art of necromancy. 🕷️🍭✨

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I was scrolling yesterday.. And.. There's a pregnant robot? Since when. And why? And what. I have so many questions and a great dislike. No hate to the breeders out there but surely this is insane across the board? #pregnancy

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If I was a troll, what color do you think I'd be? And what horn shape?

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Oh man! If you're a nurse (did a quick read through of your profile!) then you'd probably be a teal too. Lots of mediculler workers are in the teal ranks! As for horn-shapes: I'm really not the expert on that one. Mood: HELLO, NURSE!

We could be teal together, then. Sounds like a good spot to be if there's a lot of medical shit to do. And hello to you too.

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What do you put on your pizza?

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I have bad news, I think you just grew up not knowing how to cook or having the income for new food. But, I don't blame it, I've been there before. I think your mind is just stuck on the broke meals. Eat better pizza. Be free.

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... dude i was born in an apocalypse.. world was flooded, my apartment was the only thing for as far as the eye could see , and i was raised by robots.. yeah i know. but i know how to cook. and i wasnt joking about the cici's pizza. https://s3-media0.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/z9Fs-IPrmITIdV-BzrvI8w/348s.jpg

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The THIN CRUST? No, that's worse. That's just.. .bread and mac. This sucks. This sucks so much. Sorry for your water logged life but you can live better than this now. The truth of proper pizza can set you free.

that aint fucking thin crust you dope. its a bit badly angled but its a normal crust.

OH II LOVE TO EAT FLAVOR DIISKS II ENJJOY THEM PLAIIN WIITH NOTHIING ON THEM EXCEPT FERMENTED LUSUS MIILK AND OCCASIIONALLY WIITH OBLONG CURED MEAT SLIICES CUT IINTO FUNNY SHAPES

So, I have eyes. And the pizza is woefully thin. There is no normal crust at all.

Fermented lusus milk is the worst phrase I've ever heard.

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II DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIIS IIS MERELY THE NAME OF THE THIING IIT IIS LUSUS MIILK THAT IIS FERMENTED THROUGH A SERIIES OF PROCESSES IIN ORDER TO CREATE A NEW SUBSTANCE USUALLY IIT IIS HARD BUT IIT CAN BE CHEWY OR CREAMY OR OTHERWIISE TEXTURED

It's called cheese here. Just cheese.

THAT DOES NOT ACCURATELY CONVEY WHAT THE SUBSTANCE IIS II SUPPOSE THIIS IIS A DIISPARATE EVOLUTIIONARY CONCEPT GIIVEN THAT HUMANS HAVE MUCH SHORTER LIIVES YOU MUST HAVE SHORT NAMES FOR EVERYTHIING EVEN IIF IIT IIS NOT ALWAYS CLEAR WHAT YOU ARE DIISCUSSIING II CAN FORGIIVE THIIS BECAUSE IIT IIS NOT YOUR FAULT YOU ARE AN ALIIEN

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The sheer volume assuming I somehow wanted nudes from that is concerning. What happened to hi. What happened to how are you.

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You first, boss.

i;m boob shY ;(

I have boob stage fright. :(

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It gets bigger by the second as you defend it.

✿ 𖧧ha𖧧 𖥧s a mys𖧧ery n❦𖧧 even cr𖥧𖧧𖧧ers ❦f 𖧧he under c❦uld c❦ns𖧧ruc𖧧. g❦❦d luck ❦n f𖥧nd𖥧ng a s❦l𖥧d answer ✿

No, no. I've been told we're mayflies who want to bone down. Or something. Time to pony up.

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✿ 𖧧ha𖧧. n❦, n❦ 𖧧ha𖧧s n❦𖧧 𖥧𖧧. and n❦ 𖧧hank y❦u, 𖧧he saddle 𖥧s all y❦urs ✿

No, no. No. I insist. I'll help you up and everything.

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✿ 𖥧 am jus𖧧 g❦𖥧ng 𖧧❦ cl❦se 𖧧h𖥧s and w𖥧sh y❦u 𖧧he bes𖧧 ✿

Come back. Get back here.

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All that being said it'd be a terrible shame if I got to see more pictures of the trolls out there. Just woeful. My dms are open and so are my replies.

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I just meant photos... Of trolls? If they wanted to send anything explicit I'd hope they ask first.

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>> ¡f you aren't ડpec¡f¡c, peop1e are abડo1ute1y go¡ng to ડend you nudeડ, my fr¡end. ^ ^;;

I don't have gorgle. As you can tell by my lack of grey and lack of horns.. I'm human. Gorgle doesn't exist for me. In fact, it was an ice breaker to see and meet new people.

oh rwight yourw technology sucks bulge i made the lapse of judgement and assumed forw a brwief moment you werwe anywherwe nearw on parw with us tough spherwes tbhonest maybe it just wasn t meant to be have you trwied maybe sticking to just humans like forweverw

[⚙︎ We|| I appreciate the Candor. I'm Raksha. Pretty bog standard gutter trash by b|ood standards but I think I do a|right. If you check my pinned I've got a se|fie I took a whi|e ago up. ⚙︎]

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Nice to meet you. That's a good photo, too.

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[⚙︎ You're some kind of medic, right? Is it as draining of a job for humans as it is for tro||s? ⚙︎]

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I'm a nurse, yeah. And it can be tiring, but I like the amount of focus needed for it. Gives something perfect to focus on- other people. What's it like for trolls?

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[⚙︎ Sounds about right for tro||s, |ots of triage, from what I've seen. Some fo|ks use psionics to restrain or pacify patients which can be a massive migraine if you overwork it. ⚙︎]

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Ah, right. We don't have magic brain powers here, so we tend to just use sedatives which is easier for everyone involved.

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I know technology now. I'm hip with the kids.

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You know I realize this is supposed to be a troll space. How did so many humans jump on it?

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Same paradoxical company? IDK that's just what i heard/had an old troll pal tell me

Ult Dirk is a dumb name. Like, might as well be captain ego instead.

simple they just leapt like fleas and now we arwe stuck with them

Fair enough. I haven't been online enough lately to really have much say in it. I just think it's interesting to consider.

that’s pretty much exactly spot on.

This is the best answer so far. Hopefully you're not allergic to a few flea bites.

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If you see him send him my way and we can have a long talk about horrible name choices.

which version? there’s like.. a ton of hims. dirk is all over this site just very quiet.

Whatever version speaks then, I guess?

the one i’m “close” to is currently asleep with his boyfriend but i’ll let him know next time he comes online.

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I love canons dearly, I wish I could seperate canon and oc feeds so bad.

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Google what's ad block.

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Good evening, social media. Was able to try painting again today. It didn't go great, but, that's the learning process I guess.

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It absolutely is! T)(e next time is bound to go betta now and t)(at's w)(at living is all about!

Any tips are welcome to make it less painful.

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Trolls are so fascinating.

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</3: Quite The Sweet Talker Dear~

I try to be. Especially when people deserve it.

how ya doing buddy

I'm doing alright. Trying and failing to get some sleep. Tips are welcome.

idk u2ually i ju2t do 2tuff until i f33l lik3 im falling a2l33p at my 2hit or lay in b3d until my 3y32 g3t too h3avy

You may want to consider getting something for insomnia.

Mayb3. Buuut it2 al2o mor3 tim3 to work on my #gain2

Not if you're sacrificing your #health

Y3ah mayb3, but I can 2l33p wh3n im d3ad.

No need to rush to that ending. You could try the classic tricks. Count some sheep.

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In a turn of events, I understand social media perfectly now. Don't worry about how. But if anyone is bored, you're welcome to my DMs.

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hmmm

Are you brave or a scaredy cat?

i dont think you could handle me, pretty boy >X3

Are you sure you aren't a chicken-coded troll?

hey!!! >XC

Hahaha. I'm kidding. But thank you for calling me pretty.

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Now that I know this isn't Google, it's hard to figure out how to use it. We'll go with just hi, for now.

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hewwo! owo/

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Someone's stealing my bit. The bit I didn't know was a bit.

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kill them

𐂯 woof i can bit you if you want. i have very powerful teeth

🎠🩸Riv the most legendary bit🩸🎠

Strictly against murder.

If you're offering, I might need proof of what your teeth look like first.

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ok ♯fine ♯notmurder just ♯bodilyharm

Is there an internet safe version of this.

♯no

Fuck. Well. It looks like I'm stuck then.

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Okay I did it. Thanks for everyone's help.

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Oh I can add a picture to my little name. Hold on guys.

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It did. Haha I like that one.