Arch Dornan
@sergeantRage
SERGENT ARCH DORNAN OF THE ENCLAVE. STATIONED AT CAMP NAVARRO, GOD BLESS AMERICA AND DO NOT CALL ME SARGE
I never did do something for hitting 40k kult. What should I do?
DROP AND GIVE ME 40,000 PUSH UPS, SOLDIER!!!!!!!
I will be done with that in 25 minutes. I will inform you of my accomplishment then.
The Geneva conventions cannot stop me due to the fact I am not reading them.
WHO HAS TIME TO READ WITH ALL THESE DRILLS WE'RE DOING?!?!?!?!
ATTENTION SOLDIERS!!! PLEASE STOP SPREADING THE RUMORS THAT HAVING SEX WITH GHOULS WILL TURN YOU INTO A GHOUL. IT'S NOT TRUE, THAT BEING SAID, ALL SOLDIERS WHO DO WILL BE DISINFECTED AND GIVEN MULTIPLE STEROIDS TO FIGHT INFECTION, AND WILL BE THROWN OFF A VERTIBIRD AT 10,000 FEET!!!!! #NSFW
Why ★re you giving them steroids to fight the infection if you're just going to cull them ★nyw★ys?
Doing hot girl shit (drinking in the back of a hot topic) #substance
ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF PATROL DUTY EH? GET BACK TO IT, MAGGOT!!!!
=SASUKE........................................ WHY ARE YOU STANDING LIKE THAT IN YOUR BASEBALL UNIFORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!=
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER, WHERE IS YOUR BASEBALL UNIFORM?!?!?!?!
@sergeantRage: "YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER!!!! WHERE US YOUR POWER ARMOR?!?!?!" s'ey hate a fat chud who got out of army duty
I am unable to sleep, for... Reasons. So please, I need something to occupy my thoughts.
THE ENCLAVE IS WHAT REMAINS OF AMERICA AFTER THE NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST OF THE WAR. WE WILL REBUILD THE GOVERNMENT WITH PURITY AND IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM. DO NOT RESIST
D0 y0u guys n0t gave trains 0f th0ught. D0 y0u n0t think 0f 0ne thing and then it leads y0u t0 think ab0ut 0ther things?
NOT ONE OF THESE MAGGOTS HAVE A THOUGHT THAT LEADS THEM ANYWHERE EXCEPT WITH MY BOOT UP THEIR ASSES
ATTENTION SOLDIERS!! DO NOT THE DEATHCLAW. IT IS A PREDATOR AND WILL CLEAVE THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONE LIKE A KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER. CAMP NARROVAR IS NOT ACCEPTING ANY MORE DEATHS BECAUSE YOU INSIST THAT "ITS NOT A PREDATOR, WE'RE BLOOPING."
AND SO THE TRUTH COMES OUT. I KNEW YOU WERE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER. YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT. THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!
@BARACKOBAMA SIR I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT CAMP NARROVAR IS AT ITS LEAST AMOUNT OF DEATHS FOR THE YEAR. LAST YEAR IT WAS 300 THIS YEAR, WE ARE SITTING ON A MINISCULE AMOUNT OF 287 GRAVES.
little bit concerned that you're already near your max for last year given that it's only halfway through the year...
SAFETY IS CAMP NARROVAR'S TOP PRIORITY IDEALLY WE WILL NOT HAVE ANY MORE DEATHS THIS YEAR. NO MATTER HOW FUCKING PISSED YOU MAGGOTS MAKE ME.
SOMEONE ASKED ME ONCE, DORNAN, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE AN INSTAGRAM. WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO GET AN ISNTAGRAM, PRIVATE?!?!??!?!!?!?!?! YOU WANT TO STALK ME?!?!?!?! ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME, SOLDIER???!?!?!??!! DO YOU WANNA STALK MY PROFILE?!?!?!?!?!?! AND SEE WHAT I ENJOY?!?!?!?!?!?! DO YOU WANNA GIVE ME A KISS ON THE MOUTH?!?!?!?!?! KISS ME ON MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW, SOLDIER!!!!!!!!!!
꒦꒷ IS THE THING IN YOUR profile picture THE WHERE WERE YOU WHEN CLUB PENGUIN WAS KILLED GUY???
YOU TRYING TO CONFUSE ME PRIVATE?? BY SAYING NONSENSE?!?!?!?! DROP AND GIVE ME 520 PUSH UPS NOW!!!
꒦꒷ my arm is broken I CANNOT https://files.catbox.moe/ruxn2w.jpeg
I NEVER SAID THAT YOU ARE MAKING ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME WHO IS YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER, I AM GOING TO TEAR YOU A NEW ASSHOLE, MAGGOT!!
꒦꒷ MY LUSUS IS A FROG #FROGGEM IF THAT HELPS
MARK MY WORDS, MAGGOT, YOU WILL NEVER. EVER. HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SERVE YOUR COUNTRY EVER AGAIN. I- WAIT A MINUTE. YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER!!!! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!?!?!
꒦꒷ at the club penguin
YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT? THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT. THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!
꒦꒷ I AM UNEMPLOYED
THEY/THEM? I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE A THEY/THEM, A HE/HIM, A SHE/HER OR A WHATS IT/TO YA YOU ARE ALL MAGGOTS UNDER MY COMMAND, IN CAMP NAVARRO YOU WILL BE SOLDIER NO MATTER WHAT. CALL YOURSELF WHATEVER YOU LIKE BUT YOU WILL DIE FOR THIS COUNTRY EITHER WAY.
~I'm prO~ud t~O serve cuntry sir!~
SIR??? I WORK FOR A LIVING, MAGGOT. YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SERGEANT!!! OR IF I LIKE YOU, SARGE! BUT GUESS WHAT? I DON'T LIKE YOU, SO YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SERGEANT DORNAN, IS THAT UNDERSTOOD, MAGGOT?!?!
~Sir yes sir Sergeant DO~rnan! Sergeant DO~rnan, permissiO~n t~O drO~p and give y~Ou twenty, Sergeant DO~rnan!~
PERMISSION GRANTED MAGGOT. NO SISSY PUSH UPS EITHER, I WANNA BE ABLE TO MEASURE YOUR ELBOWS WITH A PROTRACTOR, MAGGOT!!!
:33< im only 4 f33t tall! :33< im so little! :33 mew can pick meow up and throw meow as hard as mew can at a wall!
SIZE ISN'T AN EXCUSE, MAGGOT. KEEP RUNNING UNTIL YOUR KNEE CAPS GIVE OUT AND YOU'RE ONLY 3 FEET TALL.
im not sure if ill get in trouble w bird law 4 this one all i know is i managed 2 snag a beautiful gryphon 4 #tiethemuptuesday @aventurineCopycat half cat, half bird, full on cutie ;3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92286b3e69c4.png
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER!!! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!?!?!