Arch Dornan
@sergeantRage
SERGENT ARCH DORNAN OF THE ENCLAVE. STATIONED AT CAMP NAVARRO, GOD BLESS AMERICA AND DO NOT CALL ME SARGE
LET'S HEAR IT FOR OUR TROOPS, AND BE PRIDEFUL!! PRIDEFUL THAT THEY'RE A BUNCHA NO GOOD, SORRY ASS, LAZY ASS, DUMBASS MAGGOTS!!! QUIT YOUR CLAPPING AND YOUR HOOTIN AND HOLLERIN!! I WANT 20 LAPS AROUND THE BASE NOW! AND IF I SEE EVEN ONE OF YOU STOP TO CATCH YOUR BREATH, MY BOOT IS GOING SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOU'LL TASTE ARMOR POLISH!!!!!!
ATTENTION SOLDIERS!!! PLEASE STOP SPREADING THE RUMORS THAT HAVING SEX WITH GHOULS WILL TURN YOU INTO A GHOUL. IT'S NOT TRUE, THAT BEING SAID, ALL SOLDIERS WHO DO WILL BE DISINFECTED AND GIVEN MULTIPLE STEROIDS TO FIGHT INFECTION, AND WILL BE THROWN OFF A VERTIBIRD AT 10,000 FEET!!!!! #NSFW
Why ★re you giving them steroids to fight the infection if you're just going to cull them ★nyw★ys?
ATTENTION SOLDIERS!! DO NOT THE DEATHCLAW. IT IS A PREDATOR AND WILL CLEAVE THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONE LIKE A KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER. CAMP NARROVAR IS NOT ACCEPTING ANY MORE DEATHS BECAUSE YOU INSIST THAT "ITS NOT A PREDATOR, WE'RE BLOOPING."
AND SO THE TRUTH COMES OUT. I KNEW YOU WERE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER. YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT. THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!
@BARACKOBAMA SIR I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT CAMP NARROVAR IS AT ITS LEAST AMOUNT OF DEATHS FOR THE YEAR. LAST YEAR IT WAS 300 THIS YEAR, WE ARE SITTING ON A MINISCULE AMOUNT OF 287 GRAVES.
little bit concerned that you're already near your max for last year given that it's only halfway through the year...
SAFETY IS CAMP NARROVAR'S TOP PRIORITY IDEALLY WE WILL NOT HAVE ANY MORE DEATHS THIS YEAR. NO MATTER HOW FUCKING PISSED YOU MAGGOTS MAKE ME.
THEY/THEM? I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE A THEY/THEM, A HE/HIM, A SHE/HER OR A WHATS IT/TO YA YOU ARE ALL MAGGOTS UNDER MY COMMAND, IN CAMP NAVARRO YOU WILL BE SOLDIER NO MATTER WHAT. CALL YOURSELF WHATEVER YOU LIKE BUT YOU WILL DIE FOR THIS COUNTRY EITHER WAY.
actually i'm loyal to the alternien empire so can i get excluded
SIR YES SIR! ...Wait, I don't know you. What are you yammering about..??
SIR??? I WORK FOR A LIVING, MAGGOT. YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SERGEANT!!! OR IF I LIKE YOU, SARGE! BUT GUESS WHAT? I DON'T LIKE YOU, SO YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SERGEANT DORNAN, IS THAT UNDERSTOOD, MAGGOT?!?!
~Sir yes sir Sergeant DO~rnan! Sergeant DO~rnan, permissiO~n t~O drO~p and give y~Ou twenty, Sergeant DO~rnan!~
PERMISSION GRANTED MAGGOT. NO SISSY PUSH UPS EITHER, I WANNA BE ABLE TO MEASURE YOUR ELBOWS WITH A PROTRACTOR, MAGGOT!!!
~Sir thank yO~u sir! *Dr~Ops d~Own and starts dO~ing nO~ f~OO~ted push-ups*~
ASS OR TITS? ASS OR TITS?!?!?! I'M ABOUT TO BEAT YOUR ASS, SOLDIER, IF YOU DONT GET YOUR BIG ASS TITS OUT OF MY FACE AND REPORT TO YOUR SUPERVISOR, RIGHT!!! THIS!!! GODDAMN!!! MINUTE!!!!!!! #NSFW
SOMEONE ASKED ME ONCE, DORNAN, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE AN INSTAGRAM. WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO GET AN ISNTAGRAM, PRIVATE?!?!??!?!!?!?!?! YOU WANT TO STALK ME?!?!?!?! ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME, SOLDIER???!?!?!??!! DO YOU WANNA STALK MY PROFILE?!?!?!?!?!?! AND SEE WHAT I ENJOY?!?!?!?!?!?! DO YOU WANNA GIVE ME A KISS ON THE MOUTH?!?!?!?!?! KISS ME ON MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW, SOLDIER!!!!!!!!!!
꒦꒷ IS THE THING IN YOUR profile picture THE WHERE WERE YOU WHEN CLUB PENGUIN WAS KILLED GUY???
YOU TRYING TO CONFUSE ME PRIVATE?? BY SAYING NONSENSE?!?!?!?! DROP AND GIVE ME 520 PUSH UPS NOW!!!
I NEVER SAID THAT YOU ARE MAKING ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME WHO IS YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER, I AM GOING TO TEAR YOU A NEW ASSHOLE, MAGGOT!!
MARK MY WORDS, MAGGOT, YOU WILL NEVER. EVER. HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SERVE YOUR COUNTRY EVER AGAIN. I- WAIT A MINUTE. YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER!!!! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!?!?!
YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT? THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT. THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!