Meulin Leijon
@shipaholicDevotee
I WRITE SHIPCOURSE AND FANFICS, I LOVE TO DRAW WHEN I HAVE THE TIME, ESPECIALLY MY PRECIOUS GAY BABIES!!! I AM DEAF, I CANNOT PARTICIPATE IN SOME ACTIVITIES DUE TO IT!!!
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(^･ω･^) < WE ALL FUCK UP SOMETIMES!!! #ITSFINE
>> Wa¡t, what? Peop1e were ta1k¡ng about tw¡nkડ? ¡ waડ buડy, what'd ¡ m¡ડડ #tw¡nkડ #whydo¡a1wayડ #m¡ડડthefunconverડat¡onડ
(^･ω･^) < TRYING TO OBLITERATE THEM FREAKY STYLE!!! #NSFW
>> WOAA Yeah that'ડ good That'ડ what tw¡nkડ are for
(^･ω･^) < EXACTLY YOU GET IT!!!
(^･ω･^) < I STILL N33D MORE TWINKS TO OBLITERATE!!! PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!! #NSFW
Best of luck with the obliteration.
>please please please!!
(^･ω･^) < THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT!!!
(^･ω･^) < WHY NOT!!!
I just w9ke up, why was Meenah in a c9up.
(^･ω･^) < I DON'T KNOW, I JUST GOT HERE TOO BUT I THINK SHE'S WINNING!!!! #m33nahcoup
smash or pass. #smashorpass
:33< only b teir??? :33< >:((
(^･ω･^) < YOU ARE S TIER IN MY EYES, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM YOU'RE PERFECT THE WAY YOU ARE!!!
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(^･ω･^) < IT'S OKAY MITUNA I WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE AMPORAS!!!
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(^･ω･^) < OF COURSE WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR!!!
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(^･ω･^) < I UNDERSTAND!!!
FUCK IT. I'M PISSED AND HAVING A SHITTY NIGHT. BECAUSE IT'S THE *SAME* FUCKING NIGHT OVER AND OVER. AND THIS TIME LOOP IS GETTING ON MY NERVES. I NEED TO TIE SOMEONE UP. OR I NEED MORE CIGARETTES.
(=｀ω´=) < I DON'T HAVE CIGARETTES BUT I CAN BE TIED UP!!! I VOLENT33R!!! #SUGGESTIVE
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(^･ω･^) < WELCOMEBACK!!! IT'S B33N INTERESTING!!!
eyy da names carpus romano this place seems totally so cool!
(^･ω･^) < WELL IF YOU'RE NOT THE AMPORA YOU WON'T MIND ME PUTTING YOU IN A MAID OUTFIT FOR FUNSIES!!! #MAIDOUTFIT #NOTCRONUSPROBABLY #>:33
BEHOLD. FELT MANOR’S NEWEST AND SHINIEST STAR. A TROLL SO TRUSTING. HE NEITHER SHUTS THE DOOR TO HIS RESPITEBLOCK. NOR TAKES HIS PALMHUSK FROM THE STICKBALL TABLE. WHEN HE RETIRES FOR THE LIGHT. A TROLL SO SUICIDALLY STUPID. HE POSTS HIS MANAGER’S UPSKIRT SHOTS ON THE TIMELINE. A TROLL SO BRAVE. OR SO BRAIN DAMAGED. HE GETS IN A POSTING WAR. WITH A TIME TRAVELING MEGABITCH. FEAST YOUR BULBS. ON THIS BREAKING NEWS. JUST NOW. CAPTURED LATE LAST LIGHT. BEFORE HE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY. TO BUTCHER HIS BEAUTIFUL BISHIE HAIR. PRESENTING: CHALKBOX PLAYING WITH HIS #SUGGESTIVE BONDAGE NOODLES.
(^･ω･^) < BONDAGE NOODLES SOUNDS LIKE A FOOD, ANYWAY HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GET THEM EVERYWHERE??? #SUGGESTIVE #BONDAGENOODLESISAFUNNYWORD #NICE
SIGH. HI, MEULIN. FOR YOUR INFORMATION, THE ROPE NEEDS TO BE PULLED TAUT. SINCE IT'S EASIER TO DO IN SECTIONS, I JUST LOOP THEM AROUND CABINETS, SHELVES, CHANDELIERS, LAMPPOSTS, ANYTHING WITH A FUCKING ROD SHAPE TO IT THAT A ROPE WILL GO AROUND. IN A PINCH, I GUESS YOU COULD DO IT ON A PERSON, BUT IT WOULD SUCK MAJOR ASSGLOBES, GIVEN THAT THE *POINT* IS TO STRESS THE FIBERS. MAYBE IF I DID IT TO SOMEONE I HATED. OR SOMEONE WHO REALLY, *REALLY* LIKED PAIN. ... I'M SAYING WAY TOO MUCH, RIGHT NOW.
(^･ω･^) < HELLO!!! I WOULD ALSO ASSUME IT DEPENDS ON THE KIND OF ROPE AND FIBRE USED DEPENDING ON THE WEILDER AND CIRCUMSTANCES!!! WELL IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!! (^･ω･^) < WRITING IT DOWN IN MY VARIOUS SKETCH BOOKS, FOR MANY PURPOSES SOME WHICH INCLUDE FANFIC!!! ANYWAY, I CAN S33 WHY YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DO IT TO SOMEONE UNLESS IT WAS HATE OR THAT THEY ENJOYED PAIN!!! (^･ω･^) < YOU SHOULD SAY MORE!!! IF NOT HERE IN DMS!!! (=｀ω´=)(=^･ω･^)(=^ω^=) #SUGGESTIVE #ROPE #FANFIC
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(^･ω･^) < THE MOMENT A SCARF HITS YOUR NECK YOU'RE A GAY BAB333I!!! #WILLBEGAY #DOITDOITDOIT
TURNING ANOTHER SWEEP OLDER DOESN'T REALLY FEEL LIKE IT MATTERS ALL THAT MUCH, ANYMORE. NOT WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY SPENT TWELVE SWEEPS IN ANCIENT EAST ALTERNIA REALIZING THAT YOU'RE MORE OR LESS TIME-LOCKED INTO THE AGE YOU WERE WHEN YOU WERE CEREBRALLY COERCED INTO SIGNING YOUR FUCKING FAUSTIAN EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT. THAT UNINTENDED LITTLE ROMP, IN ADDITION TO LANDING ME ON TIME ROACH EXTERMINATION DUTY, ALSO HAPPENED TO PAD OUT MY RESUMÉ WITH SOME USEFUL SKILLS. NOT ALL OF THEM ARE THINGS I'M ALL TOO COMFORTABLE TALKING ABOUT HERE IN PLAIN VIEW OF THE ROVING HORDES OF INTERNET PERVERTS LUSTING AFTER ANY #SUGGESTIVE OR OUTRIGHT #NSFW CONTENT THEY CAN HOOK THEIR GREASY PRONGS ON, BUT THERE'S ONE I'VE GOT A PRETTY SOLID HANDLE ON THAT FEELS ESPECIALLY RELEVANT TO BEING A MEMBER OF A CRIMINAL SYNDICATE. 「#SHIBARI.」 ALLOW ME TO EDUCATE THE CULTURE-ALLERGIC DIPSHITS IN THE ROOM ON A FACT ABOUT ROPE. ROPE IS A LIVING THING. NOT LITERALLY, DUMBASS. BUT ROPE IS ORGANIC. HAIR. WOOL. PLANT FIBER. SPUN SILK FROM COCOONS. ROPE IS MADE FROM THINGS THAT ARE *ALIVE,* AND IF YOU TREAT IT LIKE A DEAD THING, IT'LL CHAFE LIKE A MAGGOTY, ROTTEN CORPSE LEFT IN THE SUN TO DESSICATE UNTIL IT FEELS ABOUT AS DELICATE ON THE SKIN AS A CRUSTY, CALCIFIED MANDIBLE. SO HOW DO YOU KEEP IT IN LIVING CONDITION? EASY. WIND IT OUT, PULL IT TAUT, BURN THE FRAYING EDGES. SMOOTH IT DOWN WITH SOFTENING WAX AND WORK IT IN. PAMPER THAT SHIT WHILE YOU YANK IT INTO PLIABLE ORDER. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY? USE IT. IT WANTS TO BE USED. EXHIBIT A. THE DROOLING, NEEDY BITCH WHO HAD THE AUDACITY TO TALK ABOUT THIS ON MAIN. OBSERVE WHAT A REAL FUCKING MASTER CAN DO WITH A LIVING THING. NOT HER, OBVIOUSLY. SHE HAS ALL THE CHARM AND VIVACITY OF A BUZZING PILE OF FUCKING BLUBBERBEAST GUTS. IF ANYONE WANTS TO LEARN HOW TO INCORPORATE HORN TYING INTO THEIR 「KINBAKU」 PRACTICE, FEEL FREE TO USE THIS AS A FUCKING DIAGRAM. YOU KNOW, SINCE MY BOSS @handMaid DOESN'T MIND THE ATTENTION. AND WHILE WE'RE BRINGING UP "CARTOON FAIRY REVIEWSLOP," I AWAIT YOUR (SECOND) CANDID REVIEW OF THE 2015 JUKEBOX MUSICAL "STRANGE MAGIC" WITH DOWNRIGHT FUCKING GLEEFUL ANTICIPATION. I SAW THE WAY YOU LOOKED AT THE BOG KING. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.
(=｀ω´=) < THAT LOOKS FUN, WISH I COULD GET A TURN!!! #SUGGESTIVE
I wonder what "cravings" might be like as an inorganic incubating an organic. I am starting to think I may need to consume a healthy diet. Eating was normally a pleasure, and now it may be a chore. Oh...
(^･ω･^) < F33L BETTER SOON!!!
OK.. I'M GOING TO SAY THIS WAS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED TO HAPPEN. I KNOW I'M DEAD. I FELT IT. THE FEAR, THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN, THE COLD OF THE GROUND.. BUT HOW THE FUCK AM I CONNECTING ON HERE..? I MEAN AT LEAST IM NOT IN THE CELL ANYMORE BUT WHAT THE FUCK? #DEATH
(=^；ェ；^=) < WELL I CAN'T FULLY TELL YOU HOW OR WHY IT STILL ALLOWS YOU TO CONNECT HERE, BUT I DO WELCOME YOU TO THE AFTERLIFE AS SAD AS IT IS... ARE YOU PERCHANCE IN THE BUBBLES??? #DEATH #BUBBLES
I GUESS? I MEAN IT LOOKS LIKE I'M BACK AT MY HIVE BUT I KNOW FOR A FACT I WAS JUST IN A CELL. IF THAT MEANS ANYTHING.
(^･ω･^) < I WOULD ASSUME SO THEN!!! BECAUSE THE BUBBLES ARE VAST AND HARD TO NAVIGATE MOST TEND TO STICK IN THE BUBBLES THEY HAD BEGAN IN WHICH IS A MEMORY!!! HOWEVER, IF YOU WOULD LIKE SOME COMPANY AND NOT F33L ALONE I CAN PROBABLY FIND YOU!!!
(^･ω･^) < OF COURSE!!! WHY WOULDN'T I???
(^･ω･^) < LOOK YOU FUCKED UP TRYING TO DO THE BEST YOU COULD IN AN IMPOSSIBLE SITUATION!!! ANYWAY, I'M NOT HERE TO JUDGE YOU OR MAKE YOUR NEW FOUND UNDEATH WORSE... PERSONALLY I THINK YOU JUST N33D SOMEONE TO YELL AT AND I'M THE PERFECT CANIDATE BECAUSE I'M DEAF!!! #DEATHMENTION
(^･ω･^) < ALRIGHT!!! S33 YOU SOON!!!