Meulin Leijon
@shipaholicDevotee
I WRITE SHIPCOURSE AND FANFICS, I LOVE TO DRAW WHEN I HAVE THE TIME, ESPECIALLY MY PRECIOUS GAY BABIES!!! I AM DEAF, I CANNOT PARTICIPATE IN SOME ACTIVITIES DUE TO IT!!!
(^･ω･^) < SENDING YOU SOME OF THE GOOD NIP!!! #SUBSTANCE
(^･ω･^) < I DON'T THINK I CAN UNSEND IT!!!
(^･ω･^) < S33MS LIKE I HAVEN'T B33N VERY ACTIVE LATELY!!! IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE B33N OCCUPIED DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! #IAMSOBORED #GIVEMESOMETHINGTODO #IWILLEVENPRETENDTOLISTENTOMUSIC
⫸ h4ve y⨀u ever been interested ⨀n b4king? :-)
(^･ω･^) < I GET BAKED!!! AS FOR ACTUAL BAKING IN THE FOODBLOCK, I HAVEN'T DONE THAT IN A FEW SW33PS... I SHOULD TRY THAT AGAIN!!!
:33< furom who?
(^･ω･^) < I WILL BE HAPPY TO TAKE REQUESTS FROM ANYONE!!! CONSIDERING I N33D SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY HEAR FOR THE MUSICAL PART OF IT...
:33< nyow hold on :33< didnt that deaf mewman write like symphonies?
(^･ω･^) < THAT HAPPENED??? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT HUMAN HISTORIES THAT MUCH, I HAVE LEARNED A LITTLE BIT!!! (^･ω･^) < THOUGH WOULDN'T VOCALS BE DIFFERENT THAN THAT???
:33< meowbe? :33< mew could like put mewr paw on their throat and f33l if their in the right pitch via vibrations?
(^･ω･^) < I COULD ALWAYS TRY THAT!!! IF IT DOESN'T WORK I'LL JUST GET SOMEONE WHO CAN HEAR TO DO THAT PART WORSE CASE SCENERIO!!! (^･ω･^) < THOUGH I WILL STILL HAVE TO COME UP WITH AN IDEA THAT WOULD BE A GOOD MUSICAL!!!
:33< girl mewr furiend fictions would kill as a mewsical
(^･ω･^) < MOGMOGMGOMGOMGOMOGMOGMOGOM!!! YOU'RE RIIIGHT!!! (^･ω･^) < TIME TO OPEN THE SACRED TEXTS AND MAKE A MUSICAL!!!
A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for every chump to see. On some devices, hovering over the little shits will display highly humorous titles and subtitles dictating the intended purpose or goal of said little shit. [Yes, it doesn't always work on mobile. We're looking into that, with hammers. Maybe this post will be retroactively edited to laugh about this coding folly. Maybe it won't.] When receiving a badge, a moderator makes sweet backroom love to the secret assignment button, shipping your "I'm so cool." indicator directly to your site SETTINGS page by sicknasty stork. Just above your permanent profile deletion options, or the DANGER ZONE, lives the user-side badge repository. Application is simple. Click that thing. Hit save. Clicking multiple badges lets you arrange them in order of selection. Highlighting nonbinary, neopronouns, #TeamPlay means all badges display in that configuration. Such technology. Such innovation. → "Is there a list of these things?" Nope. Certain users have crowd-sourced a rough guesstimation of the badge situation, now months out of date. We haven't made a list for a couple reasons. One: I can't be fucked to keep it updated. Two: the Chittr Team considers badges to be equal parts intra-community chitchat material and reward for sake of reward. See a badge you just need to boast? Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.
(^･ω･^) < OKAY I WILL CALL YOU A PRINCE BITCH IDIOT FOR A FR33 BADGE!!!
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(^･ω･^) < WE ALL FUCK UP SOMETIMES!!! #ITSFINE
>> Wa¡t, what? Peop1e were ta1k¡ng about tw¡nkડ? ¡ waડ buડy, what'd ¡ m¡ડડ #tw¡nkડ #whydo¡a1wayડ #m¡ડડthefunconverડat¡onડ
(^･ω･^) < TRYING TO OBLITERATE THEM FREAKY STYLE!!! #NSFW
>> WOAA Yeah that'ડ good That'ડ what tw¡nkડ are for
(^･ω･^) < EXACTLY YOU GET IT!!!
(^･ω･^) < I STILL N33D MORE TWINKS TO OBLITERATE!!! PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!! #NSFW
Best of luck with the obliteration.
>please please please!!
(^･ω･^) < THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT!!!
(^･ω･^) < WHY NOT!!!
I just w9ke up, why was Meenah in a c9up.
(^･ω･^) < I DON'T KNOW, I JUST GOT HERE TOO BUT I THINK SHE'S WINNING!!!! #m33nahcoup
smash or pass. #smashorpass
:33< only b teir??? :33< >:((
(^･ω･^) < YOU ARE S TIER IN MY EYES, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM YOU'RE PERFECT THE WAY YOU ARE!!!
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(^･ω･^) < IT'S OKAY MITUNA I WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE AMPORAS!!!
7h4nk5 1 c4n 4lw4y5 coun7 on you 4nd K0
(^･ω･^) < OF COURSE WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR!!!
wh47 7h3 fuck
(^･ω･^) < I UNDERSTAND!!!
FUCK IT. I'M PISSED AND HAVING A SHITTY NIGHT. BECAUSE IT'S THE *SAME* FUCKING NIGHT OVER AND OVER. AND THIS TIME LOOP IS GETTING ON MY NERVES. I NEED TO TIE SOMEONE UP. OR I NEED MORE CIGARETTES.
(=｀ω´=) < I DON'T HAVE CIGARETTES BUT I CAN BE TIED UP!!! I VOLENT33R!!! #SUGGESTIVE