♥ liked by @shipaholicDevotee
im gonna be real it scared me too
honk.
yeehaw!~ ^◡^
<<"t-that sounds nice...">>
meul1n, doll, you are so smashable that 1f anyone passed 1 would leg1t fly them to a cull1ng center and have the1r mental health checked out pronto...
Heck yeah free snacks!
thx catfish you kno we gonna
it's time. 2uiited and b0oted. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a15bce12e51b.png well n0 bo0ts. even i have standards. #midnightcitygala
c< #girlbulge is fucKeN awesOMe, sHOut Out 2 all My girls witH bulges #Nsfw!!!! >c
c< wOOHOO!!!! #girlbulge #Nsfw >c
:33< YEAHHH!!!!
got th4t #grlbulg3 #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ee5d0a59834.jpg ... 'sweetie' eheheh ((pineabble-soda))
hmmm look what i found >X3 [Video - 9 seconds long - A small static sound, then he says "check it out, found it while scavenging, kind of creepy? hmm" the uses a clawed fingers to tap at the very real knives to prove they are indeed lodged in there. A small shrug then the video ends pretty abruptly.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/582937022704.png [#gore just in case but nothing is graphic tbh, myart #myart]
SHIPCOURSE IS WHAT I'M DOING. I'M SAYING THAT I DON'T WANT THE SHIP TO CHECK OUT, BUT KNOWING WHAT THE PLATONIC IDEAL OF ARADIA LOOKS LIKE, I KNOW IN MY PUSHER THAT THE SHIP CHECKS OUT REGARDLESS OF MY PERSONAL FEELINGS ON THE MATTER.
>> They d¡d revea1 themડe1f! And a1ડo yeah they k¡nda do
https://64.media.tumblr.com/3da4d80267e0ea773317913f64c17414/a3d2379ad6990bca-b8/s1280x1920/0e5c3dcc7407a95d103840a4edc207e737b1aba2.jpg this is the m0st powerful p0se you as a funnyman can take and it gets m0re powerful the m0re woefully 0utmatched you are by babes. use it sparingly. #nsfw (is queen tyr'ahnee in her normal outfit nsfw? kinda.)
5 likes is good enough ig be prepared for #hole seriously i dont think youve ever had to prepare yourself for hole this sexy youre gonna have to wear shades to admire that puckered ring of pure juicy hole im giving you a chance to back out now before youre completely flabbergasted by what youre witnessing youre gonna have to get your fainting couches ready this hole is so fucking sweet #myhole #nsfw #hothothot #probablynsfwe ??? damn shits fire
if this post gets like idk 10 likes ill post #hole fr
im treading into unsafur territor13s >X3 but im no scaredy-cat!!
yall got a bulge sniffer ill be a rumble sphere observer send me those tits n ill rate em ;p #nsfw
:o) My opinions are unassailable
Thank yo+u, Kurlo+z.
Why is HateBot pitting my Chits now? Do I need to call someone?
you stand naked the light cascading off your form is almost enough to trick the undiscernin eye into believvin you might be a highblood belly dancer up on stage but those fins look mighty sketchy and i can see the gills smudgin awway wwith the swweat happy hour comes early #nsfww
I'LL BE JUST FINE- I'M NOT SURE EVEN THE BRUNT FORCE OF A PSYCHOTIC TOOL WHALING AGAINST THE MEMBRANE OF REALITY COULD DEFEAT THE SHEER CLOWN ANNIHILATION THAT IS THE NATURAL PROGRESSION OF PARADOX SPACE.
I PERK MY EARS TO THE WINDS OF CHITTR. HARK, HARK! THERE IN THE EVER SCREECHING DISTANCE! THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CHUDLINGS YAPPING ON ABOUT THEIR FAKE ASS CLOWN RELIGION!
AREN'T YOU LIKE...IN WITH ONE OF THEM? THANKS, BUT NO THANKS, I'D RATHER NOT RUN TO SAFETY IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT ESPECIALLY NOT WITH SOMEONE FUCKING COMPROMISED.
KEEP YOUR DISTANCE, YOU FLEA-BITTEN NOOK-NUZZLER. I HAVE A SPRAY BOTTLE. OTHERWISE, WE'LL SEE WHO #BREEDS WHO. #NSFW
f*ck yeah doll!!! lotta personal accompl1shments ton1ght tbh... 💪
glad 1 went to #f1ghtn1ght... 1 got punched 1n the head... got some dope *ss food... and a dude gave me some f*cked up mushrooms and 1 cant fly r1ght anymore... sh*t was bangarang, yo...
TONIGHT'S AGGRAVATION SPONGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY GLENFIDDICH™. UGHHHHH.
1kr??? you KN0W b17ch35 h4v3 b33n m1551ng ou7
7ul4 h45 h4d fr33 r31gn on 7h3 #7h1r577r4p ch1775 5o 1 d3c1d3d 7o 5n34k 4 p1c wh1l3 7ry1ng on f175 poj4m h4d m3 7ry1ng on 7o c3l3br473 7h3 51CK 5UCC355 of my r3cov3ry 8P #n5fw? h77p5://cdn.1mgch357.com/f1l35/1410254cb40c.png @gn4rlyCon5ol157 @g3n3rou54dju7r1x
FUCK IT. LET'S TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT. MORE HEARTS THAN SPADES ON THIS CHIT, AND I'LL RANK MY TOP FIVE TROLL WEEZER SONGS. MORE SPADES THAN HEARTS, AND I'LL RANK MY BOTTOM FIVE TROLL WEEZER SONGS.
FLASHING HIM ON CALL EVERYTIME HE MAKES FUN OF ME #NSFW
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L3t'2 go!
oh man... f1ght n1ght... rem1nds me of wrestl1ng w1th the lost boys back on beforus! just a buncha sweaty, muscled, rowdy bros manhandl1ng each other and f1ght1ng for dom1nance... d*mn 1 m1ss 1t... hey yo count me 1n for f1ght n1ght!!
Very Good, May8e Someday We Can Reach 1000 Or 8eyond –xoxo
On A Scale From 1 To 1000 How Thoroughly? –xoxo
>> httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/goodforher.png
I am very versatile and always willing to participate with the RIGHT PARTICIPANTS. #NSFW
:o) "I just took a bulge and it was thiiiiis big" :o) "On my horny shit again!!!" :o) "Making out with my VERY REAL matesprit right now, are you jealous?" you are all turbo virgins. #nsfw
oh come the MOTHERFUCK on.
I See, Always An Enjoya8le Experience That Is, Regardless Of What Side Of It You're On, Always Cute When They Try To Walk Anyways –xoxo
I am also very fond of obliterating people. And I might be INCLINED to consider some self-obliteration to varying degrees. #NSFW
Expanding our knowledge and learning of new worlds together.
It delights me to see such amicable responses on this digital slate. If you ever find yourself in need of comfort, I will be your frond to lean on. For those who are shunned, know I will offer you a sanctum from what others may rebuke you for thinking or being. Be who you are, be honest with yourself, and love those around you in earnest.
Welcome all my lovely fans, its gonna be a fun night in this Theater for Everyone and Special guests who have the Exclusive passes. <winks> # NightConcert #Suggestive #nsfw
Is it really so+ much to+ expect to+ have a no+rmal night o+ut after a miserable several ho+urs? Are we serio+usly so+ immature that yo+u can't gather a gro+up o+f us in o+ne place and no+t expect so+meo+ne to+ start hashing o+ut their stupid, petty bullshit?
ok that aint what i manta say but uh shore
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I WANNA BOINK LITERALLY 95% OF THE USERS ON THIS SITE. :o) BOINK BOINK BOINK. #nsfw
Y-EA)( i been sayin!!
See yall in a few hours
Yes I am a certified dilf and single https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/928209159952928808/1020106097622790264/Untitled5.jpg?ex=69e8a996&is=69e75816&hm=f269d3ddae8916fa1c7c1a16e4d9bfd49356e76043db1cd66c77ee149ca4090e&
:33 < i am going to confess something :33 < i always wanted to have someone to come home to and fuck the shit out of efurryday :00 < nsfw
B33 < i actively disagr33 with your choices but i dont think anynyan else would have this level of enthusiasm so i respect it B33 < be fr33 and fuck clowns i guess B33 < and mimes! cant furget the mimes #nsfw
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
THAT IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE, MISS LEIJON!!!!
sounds bangarang, doll! come up to the treehouse and 1'll fly you up to my resp1teblock }:)
Yes
When you were hatched on 4/20 Happy wr1ggl1ng day to me
#dreambluntrotat1on narutroll... ash cullum... pretty much any meenah... latula & m1nuta obvs... oh, meul1ns always br1ng the best #substances so def1n1tely one of them... maybe trolonoro zoro?
:33 < let's gooooooo
Theres a broken window in the back I found that let me in
Lol he gonna get mad
:33 < None of mew know how powerfurr i really am :33c
Summoner's greenhouse sounds like the sex island off of [redacted] #nsfw
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/FM4RK2.PNG JUST WANTED TO SHARE A SWEET AND TENDER EMBRACE WITH MY BRINYLICIOUS WIFE WHOSE ONLY RECENTLY RETURNED FROM WHAT SHE CALLS "STUPID STAR WARS". SEIZE ANY OPPORTUNITY TO CAPTURE A TENDER MOMENT WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE. #NSFW
thats crazy man
talking about the body i inhabit “idk i just work here”
b33n 4 wh1l3. cl34ns3 your bulbz w/ th1s. #nsfw https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/3c9dc87dcc09.png
:33< peopurr k33p talking about a furked up bulge where whos bulge got furked up??? :33< i gotta s33 that shit!!!
:33< oh hell yeah thats carazay
:33< im gonna say something and mew must purromise nyat to judge meow on it :33< would
IT IS THE TRUTH. lot of us are motherfuckin hot, and im HOT. :o)
funny. :o)
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
:o)
so many of the highbloods on here. are kind of. hot as fuck, especially the ones with that sort of. intimidating aura. #nsfw
does anyone *else* think im hot?? ;D
I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO START! COOL YOUR FUCKING JETS!
I'M GOING TO CORDIALLY INVITE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TO MAKE LIKE YOU'VE GOT AN ANGRY RIPPERWASP IN YOUR SHORTS AND FUCK RIGHT OFF. DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT? I DO. AND IT'S NOT FUNNY. AT THE VERY GOD DAMN *LEAST*, MAKE YOUR GROUP EFFORTS TO ATTACK MY WANING FUCKING SANITY A LITTLE MORE CONCERTED AND A LITTLE LESS OVERDONE. AND FUNNIER, IF YOU CAN EVEN MUSTER AN EXTENSION OF YOUR PAPER-FRAIL AMUSEMENT GLANDS. MINE HONESTLY ISN'T FEELING VERY STIMULATED RIGHT NOW, AND THAT'S A PROBLEM. HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/QF0LTDRF/IMG-9327.JPG
NO. I JUST DON'T BELIEVE YOU. AND THAT'S ALL THERE REALLY IS TO SAY ABOUT THIS TOPIC.
i knoww that you dont wwant me right
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DON'T THINK THE BITCHES ARE COMPLAINING
You mean iit'2 NOT a romcom 2cene? What miight @2hiipaholiicDevotee and @liil2hiitpeta make of iit?
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I present to you a little ditty about the events which just unfolded. I call it "The Day The Cronus Died" A long, long time ago I can still remember how that Cronus Used to make me smile And I knew if I had my chance That I could make those people dance And maybe they'd be happy for a while But February made me shiver With every paper I'd deliver Bad news on the doorstep I couldn't take one more step I can't remember if I cried When I read about his widowed bride But something touched me deep inside The day the Cronus died So, bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Did you write the book of love? And do you have faith in God above If the Bible tells you so? Now, do you believe in rock 'n' roll? Can Cronus save your mortal soul? And can you teach me how to dance real slow? Well, I know that you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym You both kicked off your shoes Man, I dig those rhythm and blues I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck With a pink carnation and a pickup truck But I knew I was out of luck The day the Cronus died I started singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye And singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Now, for ten years, we've been on our own And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone But that's not how it used to be When the jester sang for the king and queen In a coat he borrowed from James Dean And a voice that came from you and me Oh, and while the king was looking down The jester stole his thorny crown The courtroom was adjourned No verdict was returned And while Lenin read a book on Marx The quartet practiced in the park And we sang dirges in the dark The day the Cronus died We were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye And singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Helter skelter in a summer swelter The birds flew off with a fallout shelter Eight miles high and fallin' fast It landed foul on the grass The players tried for a forward pass With the jester on the sidelines in a cast Now, the halftime air was sweet perfume While sergeants played a marching tune We all got up to dance Oh, but we never got the chance 'Cause the players tried to take the field The marching band refused to yield Do you recall what was revealed The day the Cronus died? We started singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Oh, and there we were all in one place A generation lost in space With no time left to start again So, come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack Flash sat on a candlestick 'Cause fire is the Devil's only friend Oh, and as I watched him on the stage My hands were clenched in fists of rage No angel born in Hell Could break that Satan spell And as the flames climbed high into the night To light the sacrificial rite I saw Satan laughing with delight The day the Cronus died He was singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" I met a girl who sang the blues And I asked her for some happy news But she just smiled and turned away I went down to the sacred store Where I'd heard the Cronus years before But the man there said the Cronus wouldn't play And in the streets, the children screamed The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken And the three men I admire most The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost They caught the last train for the coast The day the Cronus died And there I stood alone and afraid I dropped to my knees, and there I prayed And I promised Him everything I could give If only He would make the Cronus live And He promised it would live once more But this time one would equal four And in five years, four had come to mourn And the Cronus was reborn And they were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" They were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die" 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Cronus is killing chittr. Fuck off, I'm trying to get laid and make friends. Not in that order, I'm doing it at the same time.
Have fun getting sectioned! First time's always the worst.
Involuntary psychi8ric detainment. <3
hey vwhy are there police lights outside my hivwe haha
Witho+ut a do+ubt.
Okay what the hell was even that.
We really do+n't need to+ say #dashwatching. We are all talking abo+ut the same guy.
Don't worry, 3v3ryon3. 1'm on my w4y to 4rr3st h1m. Th4nk m3 l4t3r.
they catfishfighting in the comments down there and im watchin it w grubcorn
now kiss
No ii not miituna II help miituna thii2 miituna http2://chiittr.iing/profiile/twiin2katrgeddon2/ebdbc636-7486-4726-84ee-f592b10dc2b2 2ee ii help miituna, miituna have latula latula amaziing lady but would never hurt latula or miituna
#mimeposting #goodeats #substances https://media.tenor.com/JQVSerHtJM8AAAAM/lasllen-nickelodeon.gif
playin minecraft its p fuckin fun tbh maybe ill play with everyone else at some point too but for now i shall play alone :3
[These results don't surprise me one bit. I have less limits as an inorganic being in more ways than one. #nsfw #BDSMtest ] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b5b9aae80af.png
[God, I'm hot. Need to hit up some more raves.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/51c760883cc3.png
O+h, yes. Thank yo+u, seemingly go+ld Cro+nus. Ano+ther versio+n o+f yo+u is simply a fo+o+l beyo+nd help. It's no+thing fo+r yo+u to+ wo+rry abo+ut.
There sho+uld be a research team specifically fo+cused o+n studying his thinkpan to+ decipher its inner mechanisms so+ that future generatio+ns o+f tro+lls wo+n't have to+ suffer fro+m whatever is wro+ng with him.
yippee!
only if you wvear one too. and a megido, doesnt matter vwhich one
hey if youre a rustblood vwith issues and a freaky fine body hmu and lets chat about howv i can make you wvorse. thats wvhat you freaks are all into, right? other lowvbloods free to apply too i guess but rusties havwe that special sauce. #nsfwv
concept: your clown kismesis trying to teach you a holy lesson being tossed over their knee with the book of hilarity laid out in front of you reading passages while they leave handprints with every spank being forced to restart every time you trip up or stutter (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #nsfw, #rankworks, clownslop, honkslop, religious focus, pitchfic, blackrom, punishment, masochism, archive rating: E)
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:33 < having a cuppa :33c https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0b/9f/da/0b9fdac64f1770e4ca19e228df92e336.jpg
:33< what quad girl!!!
:33 < https://i.pinimg.com/736x/65/33/28/653328c8258d84b19c3c7c1bf3496b5e.jpg :33 < i love doing handstands!! #nsfw -ish
faygo kinda slaps though not gonna lie
Aranea and Jake wo+uld be superficial. I see no+ real substance there at all. Eridan and Karkat, ho+wever? I feel Karkat is the exact type o+f tro+ll Eridan needs.
drugs arent enough actually i need to drown everything in the messiah's rage
// Some Kurloz art I've done for fun in order: horror terror Kurloz, Jadeblood Kurloz (i should rp again one day), Kurloz but I hit him over the head with a wrench and he lost his memory. https://64.media.tumblr.com/d402aa85f04d06d7db3932d18d17902c/e4b1e516e1c84490-d9/s1280x1920/30e93ae67fe98e965699df78b5754e5ef5fbff41.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/254a90c5d75408a7bd8134cb1021d92a/e4b1e516e1c84490-7c/s1280x1920/d3ad1fc630624782b3dd31f9f5d361b11236854f.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/fb31513fea6d5dd3f54dfdd1a8435e45/e4b1e516e1c84490-1f/s400x600/b24cc6bbec8485758760b533a357f84378e7268c.png
u know what i thnik it shuold be cat week ill post a meme of my cat when i was drnuk *think *should *drunk #substance #catweek #cat #meme https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b761c4bfc4d6.png
you talk a lot of shit for someone in breeding range #nsfw
The big man is awake
Its clown church day motherfuckers ! #clownchurchday
2top fuckiin liikiin my po2t2..
ii wwant hate only!!
I do have another hive but uhh its another castle that doesn't belong to me though its a shared place. There's so many blocks though mostly empty except seven
Pity that one of the Soliel twins are dead but who cares much it was bound to happen that one slips up. Ngl I would've done the same as that rust blood and pushed them off to their death out of self defense if they came at me too. :o/
you ever think. wow my best friend is really hot but why the fuck do they ignore you for some asshole who can't volume control. i can volume control.
"I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE" BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
am i doing this right? #freakyfriday. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/w7pjc2rm5g7.png if you missed my first ever #nsfw picture a while back you can go here and scroll down to the bottom (literally hehe). https://chittr.ing/profile/ectoBiologist_5688/hashtag/nsfw
look if the humans dont havve some sorta disgustin vvestigial tail like growwth comin out their backs they could at least provvide some vvisual evvidence like i need you to take a picture wwith your ass out your back bent in wwith your pussy barely peeking through from a loww angle wwith your face in it wwinking wwith your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation wwith your side boob and your nipples just out of sight wwith a choker on and panties around your wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upwward as your cheeks are out #nsfww #nsfwwe #eridansdiary
// Any meulin rpers, if kurloz doesn't reply it's not you, he's overwhelmed with cuteness agression. gender dont matter he fucking loves meulin.
Thank you. Someone with sense.
I didn't say I hated them. I said they were weird.
>:(( #clownsarenothot #clownsaremaybehot #clownsarekindahot
:o) #nowplaying :o) Ouija Macc - Ghost :o) https://youtu.be/zu9hIBiKx0k?si=i90tEuDHgk8KyEH3
currently scouting two boys you dont have to be human but human boys willing to apply get first priority must be able to attend my party at my hive once it gets repaired must be willing to kiss and touch each other in view of all other party goers i can pay for this obviously we are just looking for two boys or masc aligned individuals ready to help a room full of a crowd fujo and fudan out arigatou (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, #nsfw, party planning, inquire below, archive rating: M)
what if i had a party where it was a bunch of girls and were all having a sleepover and then we invite two human boys and we all sit around watching them touch each other until the party is over is this anything (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, party ideas, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
[This could easily be unstable, volatile and explode in everyone's faces... or somehow the most functioning locked in power couple in paradox space. I see the vision.]
Eh, subjectively, I can see it, though knowing my brother, it might end up being slow burn I on the other hand, find the idea of submitting to that spider… interesting
(=^･⩊･^=) < I THINK #SOLNEP IS KYOOOOT!!!!
:33< ***OTP***
Ship and chips.
purpl3 fuck3rz!!!!!
>>| you don't .understand my taste. .i know what .i'm doing .and .i'm .acknowledged with .all consequences. .unless lowblood .or midblood can satisfy my demand.
>>| so fucking jealous, you're just lucky that highblood's gaze draws to you.
:33 < oh gosh this is so relatable!! :33 < its the best!!
Just bought some femboys from a random guy. Honestly I kinda regret this purchase YEAH!!
IF THE PURPLEBLOODS CAN INSTATE CLOWN TOWN. I CAN INSTATE POUND TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME. #POUNDTOWN #NSFW
can't clowntown also be poundtown??? #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
The goal is to make everyone a little uncomfortable. We're cats.
When I s33 Beforan me, I think. . . Yeah that tracks.
u kno ii really ju2t do thiing2 for the love of the game to be fully hone2t wiith u
OH GOD AND OF COURSE I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN THE HAUNTING GHOSTS OF FRIENDS WHO, FOR ME, ARE LONG SINCE DEAD. I'VE MOVED ON! GOTTEN OVER IT! MENTAL HEALTH EXPERT NUMERO UNO, BABY! BUT NO, YOU FUCKERS SOMEHOW FIND A WAY TO COME CRAWLING BACK AS INTERNET PHANTOMS PRIMED AND READY TO CLOG UP MY NOTIFICATIONS WITH YOUR OOKY SPOOKY BULLSHIT.
NO!!
GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO, ERISOL.
69 PEOPLE /WERE/ ONLINE
here goes- ==> jade: lose a pelvis, experience the best orgasm of your life #nsfw
B33
Mwah.
whoever decided to make troll women so hot was really onto something
it's for the great good of society!!! and uh also because i think it'd make me cum really hard- but mostly for society!!!!
oh nooo!!! the pretty girl with the cool glasses is threatening to bounce on me!!! whatever will i dooooo.........
your3 n3xt, grl. >8]
commenting to support the bouncing community
#bounc3on1t #nsfw
if there is any way i want my pelvis broken then it's by a thick catgirl bouncing too hard on my dick. this is a sacrifice we simply need to make. for both your and my sake #nsfw
faster meulin!!! faster!!!!! you need to put your whole ass into it!!!! bounce like you're trying to set a world record dammit!!! #nsfw
you need to work on it harder!!!! there is no end to how hard you need to thirst!
:33 < Siiiigh.. fuck my stupid purrvert life... #nsfw
very troubling to hear!!! hopefully you can find a fix foe this soon
I MEAN YEAH RIGHT AMOUNT OF THIRTINESS
THIRSTIER!!
Then be thirstier. Live yo+ur best life.
There is no Ohio. Only Bagagwa.
Our lord and saviour Charls will save us.
everyone on chittr is soooo fre@ky!!! sometimes fre@kier th@n this zombie!!!!! @nd th@t’s s@ying something
:33 < its hard being in heat 24/7 :33 < mew wanna hop on anything remotely bulge shaped :33 < and mew have to choose betw33n tackling efurryone mew s33 or not! #nsfw
:33< oh... :33< i mean im down fur that too...
:33< great idea actmewally mew write the smut and i draw it! :33< we sell the purroduct at a clawn and we spurrlit the purrofits
:33< YEAHH lets do it!
rEchitting this to signal boost for you
:33< #girlbulge! :33< <3 :33< #nsfw
[Certainly. My stamina is boundless.]
[Installed the capacity to have an ovipositor to fit the occasion.] [What better on a holy day such as this, than to ride my dick and get a taste of my addicting divine ichor? Feel the swell of every egg sac dumped into your deepest parts to the point of feeling like you might burst. The overwhelming heat. Completely powerless beneath me. Submit. You know you want to.] #nsfw #oviposition
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Today is a very special day, no, not that it is Easter... Per happenstance would any of you be free today to assist me in performing our CIVIC DUTY? Spring is here, a-spring is here. Life is skittles, and life is beer. I think the loveliest time of the year Is the spring, I do, don't you?.. Course you do! But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me And makes every Sunday... a treat for meeeee! #VIOLENCE #DEATH #POISON #PIGEONS #PARK #GORE #NSFW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/451c130ff8f4.png *If you know the lyrics, sing along and help me!* All the world seems in tune On a spring afternoon When we're poisoning pigeons in the park! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
hhg hh iim hidding g eeggs! (tags: oviposition, #nsfw, easter sunday fic, archive rating: E)
SOUPS ON!!!!! #Tonites #DudeliestCatch
gotta be reel imma lil conflicted boat this. on tha one hand i do like a public execution an he totally deserves it. On tha orter hand... i already krilled that guy once so like my own shit is settled with him #eridanweek
I got front row tickets to poke his side with a pointy stick! Aw hells yes.
((GOING BACK TO BED FOR A BIT SINCE I'VE BEEN UP SINCE LIKE 5:30 AM. I'M ON DISCORD AS CARCINOLOGYGENARCH, NO SPECIAL CHARACTERS OR ANYTHING. JUST MY TROLLTAG, IF YOU'D LIKE TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH ME OUTSIDE OF CHITTR OR TROLLIAN.))
((I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FENDED OFF THE EVIL TUMMY ACHE. CHEER FOR ME.))
IDK WHY I DIDN'T EXPECT CANNIBALIM FROM YOU TRULY NEVER CROSSED MY MIND
OH MY GOD MEULIN???
:33< https://i.imgur.com/IZ1vGDP.png :33< happy furkin egg day mew fureaks :33< #nsfw ish
CAN WE GET THE #ERIDANCRUCIFIXION AT #ERIDANWEEK?
wwhat did you think her chit wwas about
wwhat the fuck
!TOdAY i LEARNEd about a HOLIdAY on earth CALLEd national fourskin dAY i dIdNT know humans HAd four skins but i guess some get them REMOVEd anyway haPPy fourskin dAY to all that celebrate keeP your HOOdS uP skinnies! #nsfw
↗️UTTERLY FASCINATING POST. INCREDIBLE FIELDWORK FROM A TRUE SUPERIOR.↗️
!i LEARNEd from AdAMANT followers of the olive human that he is a celebrator of this HOLIdAY i hoPe he has a GOOd dAY! maybe i can teach you about humans wrothe (:F
I am alright. His presence is unsettling, but familiar, like a storm. I will overcome this.
https://i.imgur.com/cim0wnb.jpeg light #nsfw
https://i.imgur.com/hb8bfsm.jpeg #nsfw
i am so happy today suckin on my ringpop that hal proposed 2 me with
ii feel liike ii need twwo clariify,, wwhen ii hate your po2t2 iit2 COMPLETELY PLATONIIC!!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1124364f1261.png #eridanweek #AREYOUCOMING?
Like many of you, #ImComing to #Eridanweek. As is my cohost @golgothasTerror . We're bringing the Rumble from da Patch straight to the shipwreck, performed for those in attendance and streamed live for those #Coming at home. Blows will be exchanged, sparks will fly, and maybe we'll make a little love along the way. Support the man of the week @caligulasAquarium and be there for our threesome on Thursday.
HEY, SO HIT ME WHERE IT HURTS (OH) SAY MY NAME LIKE IT'S A BAD WORD SAY MY NAME LIKE IT'S A BAD WORD #LYRIC IM PULLING FROM MINE AND MEULIN'S PLAYLIST LOL @SHIPAHOLICDEVOTEE
1'v3 b33n cook1ng th1s up for 4 l1ttl3 b1t!! hop3 1t w4s worth th3 w41t 1f you s4w my l4st post. >8] #nsfw [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/66634324fc6d.jp3g
Thank you for your service.
#nsfw https://i.imgur.com/qgvnsfl.jpeg
Sir. I am not banning the Yaoi or the Yuri. I am merely stating I am no longer allowed to interact with such content. However, I appreciate your dedication to your morals and fighting for what you believe is right. That is the true foundation of democracy!
yall are so whipped by the government letting @barackObama deny you your right to yaoi and yuri. we gotta fucking set up a mass protest! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ae02b108acb.jpg
YOU'RE JUST GONNA TAKE THIS LYING DOWN CAUSE THE FUCKING PRESIDENT TOOK AWAY YOUR RIGHTS?
🙏🧌🦷🌱⏩🌲🎒😵🔁🎻🎻🫀🍆♠️
@caligulasAquarium#9845 🫵🔜
wwhat the fuck man wwhat the hell is that sposed to mean yer the one that posted this shit public for evveryone to see stop tryna fuckin threaten me
♒👆♠️🔘♑🦗🤱🍆👐⏪🌹
i love when people dont say hi to my boyfriend i love it so much #sarcasm
I dreamt I was a flutterbeast, flittering hither and thither, for all intents and purposes a flutterbeast. I was aware only of my happiness as a flutterbeast, unaware that I was myself. Then I awoke, and there I was, certainly myself again. Now I do not know whether I was then a troll dreaming I was a flutterbeast, or whether I am now a flutterbeast, dreaming I am a troll.
IMAGINE! A circus filled with your mistakes and your problems, insecurities and so on, doesn't that sound so fun?
th3y c4ll m3 thund4 th1ghs th3 w4y th3 whol3 world sh4k3s wh3n 1 w4lk. #nsfw
hot!!! There need to be more machines that mew can hook up to someone and milk something out of them mew~ 💖✨
Sounds...interesting~ My votes on hot! #nsfw
cool lemme make sure this is chill w my boyfriend
omfg karkats hatelove me its soooo funnny
it iz w a heavy pusher i prezzent 2 u mai tribute 4 da lineup buddy @twentyfourCarat c u on da othaside bruthaaaa https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dca90c3e3895.png
vwhat if im in lovwe for real
sup chittr im vibin right now #selfie #pregame #alcohol ((had fun drawing this... my he... c:)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48f46f7ca327.png
WAGGING MY TAIL... BUT ITS #NSFW... BOO
awvwv thanks kitty cat~
wvait a fucking second
Huh?
yes
I wish i was you!
:o)
:33< like my status to meow :33< pitty my status to meow :33< hate my status to meow :33< mediate my status to meow :33< clawment to meow :33< dm meow to meow :33< ignore it to meow :33< mew cannot not meow nyow t33h33
~do you think marvus vvill pop a titty for us? #eridanvveek
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! Chittr user @adiosToreador has posted a SAUCY image for #eridanweek ! This lurid photo depicts the talk of the town, Eridan seen kissing a studly muffin by the name of Tavros, the very same troll who posted this chit! Whats your take on this, reader? It it too #nsfw for chittr to love and be loved? Or is Tavros just doing what comes natural? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbfb58fb1287.png
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@SHIPAHOLICDEVOTEE
YOU'RE REALLY ONLY GETTING THIS BECAUSE I REALIZED THE REST WAS ACTUALLY PROBABLY WRITTEN DRUNKENLY BY YOURS TRULY AND THEREFORE NOT EVEN A WELL WRITTEN SEX SCENE AND TALKING ABOUT AN EARLIER POST I MADE SO YEAH (#SUBSTANCE #NSFW #NSFWE #POWERDYNAMIC #SUBSTANCEABUSE #INTOXPLAY #SOMEWHATTOXICDYNAMIC #NONVERBAL #DUBCON) YOU'VE COME TO LEARN—NONVERBAL EPISODES SUCK! NOT EVEN TO MENTION THE DRUNK ONES. NOW, WHILE YOU'D USUALLY STICK TO PESTERING- ER- CHATTING WITH YOUR FRIENDS,YOUR LACK OF A PALMHUSK AND FRIENDS REMOVED THIS POSSIBILITY ENTIRELY. RATHER, YOU FIND YOURSELF ON YOUR BACK, SQUEAKING AND SQUEALING, AS THE OLDER TROLL LOOMED ABOVE YOU. HIS EYES ROAMING OVER YOUR FLUSHED FIGURE, "LOOK AT YA," HE LET OUT A CHUCKLE. "WAS THAT TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO DRINK?" HE GAVE YOU A SHARP GRIN BEFORE LEANING DOWN TO REST A HEAVY HAND ON YOUR CHEST. YOU WOULD ONLY LET OUT A WHINE OF PARTIAL FRUSTRATION AND ANNOYANCE COMING FROM THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT. "D'AWW, AFRAID THAT ISN'T AN ANSWER." HE REACHED BEHIND THE COUCH'S CONSOLE TABLE AND GRABBED YOUR DRINK. YOU EYED HIS HAND CAUTIOUSLY; YOU'VE GROWN WARY OF HIS INTENTIONS. HE'S VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR FRIEND—SIMPLY HARSHER AND BIGGER; YOU NEVER KNEW TROLLS COULD GROW TO THIS SIZE. HE PRESSED THE CUP TO HIS LIPS BEFORE GREEDILY FILLING HIS MOUTH WITH AS MUCH AS HE COULD. 'GOODNESS, HE MIGHT DIE BEFORE I DO—' JUST AS YOU FINISHED YOUR THOUGHT, HIS CALLOUS FINGERS WRAPPED AROUND YOUR THROAT, FORCING YOUR GAZE UP AS HE PRESSED A KISS TO YOUR LIPS—BITTER WITH ALCOHOL.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO ASK. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT GOING TO. FUCK THIS. I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP
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Claws I said please.
I'm a cat lady. Like all you cat people. So would the cat people. Please stand up. Please stand up.
I think some introductions are a little overdue aren't they? Call me Cabbie, The Felt's all-round chauffeur and general handyman. I air on the side of politeness, but Surreptitious is my name for a reason. Need a getaway? Be there in five. Got a body to dump? Trunk's got space. Need someone to help you carry in the weekly costco run? I do that too! Give me a call, you know where to find me, just hope you don't mind the smell of smoke.
IM DOING A KINK TIER LIST BECAUSE OF @emotionalCorpse MASOCHIST ONE LOL #NSFWE #NSFW
YES AND NO? DEPENDS HOW YOU BITE IT, ANGLE IT RIGHT AND IT DOESNT HURT TO BITE DOWN. BUT SOMETIMES PAIN IS APART OF THE APPEAL FOR ME <333
I WISH I COULD HAVE THE ABILITY TO GET NOTIFICATIONS EVERY TIME A SPECIFIC PERSON POSTS IM TOO BUSY GETTING POUNDED TO CHECK CHITTR LIKE THE OBSESSED WEIRDO I AM #NSFW
masochist's injury/fetish/kink tier list #nsfwe #gore #violence #personal-experiences #kink #body-horror took me forever to go through my scars and memory lane to remember all of them lmfao s+ through c because, let's be honest, i don't think i've ever disliked pain i've received all of these have their own history behind them --------- s+: cigarette snub-outs | broken ribs and pressing on it | digging out a bullet by hand | choking | carving. | deep slices | skin breaking from force (paddling or other methods) | extreme lashing | barbed wire bondage s: bites (chunks taken off) | eye pressed in, popped blood vessels | piercings (put them so high because they were done slow with eye contact lmfao) | busted lip (seems tame compared to everything else but i like the constant reminder that comes with this one) | tooth being broken and a thumb pressing against it after | stabbed (but the wound digging that came after should be s+) | having my ankle broken | getting stitches a: bites (regular or breaking skin) | broken nose | broken orbital | displaced jaw | slapping added this high just b/c it’s hot even though it’s basic | tattoos (theraputic tbh) | clawing (classic) | broken radius | spanking | punctured lung | alcohol poured on wounds (does this count as aftercare???) | rope burn | electric shock b: tattoos | slashed with knives (would place them higher when done by surprise or as a sensory thing, but honestly a one and done too quick for me) | severe blood loss, only this low b/c it’s kinda numbing which like you win some you lose some c: shot (too quick and don’t really notice it at first? see above tho aftermath was cool) | blunt force to the head (got a concussion, honestly was kinda annoying even though i liked the initial hit) | surgery w/o anesthesia (but only because of the dumbass involved, this itself would be much higher w/ the right troll i’m sure)
SHOULD I RELEASE AN EXTENDED VERSION OF MY SBAHJ REVIEW? I THINK IT MIGHT CAUSE STRIDER TO FLOAT AWAY UNTIL HE’S NOTHING BUT A MINUSCULE BLONDE SPECK ON THE LANDSCAPE WITH HOW INFLATED HIS EGO WILL GET IF I PUBLISH IT. IT’S GOOD, THOUGH. THE REVIEW.
D --> The unnecessary crudeness of your synta% besides, I struggle to imagine in what conte%t this would lead to an increase in productivity
OH Y34H
2hiit, you got m3 th3r3 fair 3nough
I THINK ALL OF US SHOULD JUST GO FUCK OURSELVES, FRANKLY.
1 M34N TH4T'S NOT TOO UNCOMMON
Mrawr! https://media1.tenor.com/m/L8bcFLYjPhUAAAAd/parkour-cat.gif
OH, WHAT FUCKING JOY. THEY FIXED MY PALMHUSK. *FINALLY*, I GET TO SEE WHAT THE OUTSIDE WORLD IS UP TO WHILE I LANGUISH AWAY BEHIND BARS WITH MY TOUCH STUMP UP MY ASS PRACTICALLY ALL GOD DAMN NIGHT. THANKS FOR THAT.
Already Pregnant With John's Puppies @ectobiologist#5688
⛔✋🎬🔪🩸🎻🎻
are vwe all collectivwely under the influence together? this feels like bonding.
PINNED POST: His vow of silence extends to Chittr, exclusively communicates using emojis or emoticons to replicate sign language. - All posts/replies do actually mean something, feel free to ask OOC for a translation if needed!
ITS LATE. i got lost doin shit and wasnt lookin at the time. BED TIME. ILL GET TO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TOMORROW. unless i stay up late irresponsibly. :o)
hNHNNHMGNGHGGH, #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #nOTePIC
concept: an unlit cigarette dangling from your lips, tiredly glancing over to the person smoking beside you "cmere doll" leaning in to kiss the tips of your cigarettes together, the humming pleasure of the smoke filling your lungs as you meet their eyes (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, cigarettes, #substance, smoking, cigarette kiss, #nsfw, archive rating: T)
1've got no shame... a cute troll wants me to bark 1'll #bark... feel l1ke a lot of you could benef1t from do1n the same... #nsfw
GETTING THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN REPS IN. #lifting #nsfw too hot to handle #sweat https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5c01b101a66.jpg
D --> Is the Cronus a girl
D --> Then it would not count for the purposes of this post D --> But I'm sure he 100ked nice too
G3NU1N3LY CUR1OUS WH4T SH1PCOURS3 YOU'D H4V3 FOR M3
I wo+uld lo+ve to+ see so+mething with me in the future, but be sure yo+u do+n't o+verwo+rk yo+urself.
This is pro+bably the o+nly time a lady will spend so+ much time thinking abo+ut yo+u. Be grateful.
Ano+ther #shipco+urse masterpiece. Glad I was able to+ co+ntribute o+n o+utfit ideas during yo+ur pro+cess.
th1s 1s 4w3som3!!!
I've been spending a go+o+d po+rtio+n o+f my time lately watching Meulin wo+rk o+n her shipping art. Quite the... Fascinating pro+cess she go+es thro+ugh. @shipaho+licDevo+tee
new banner ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7a1eef334cf.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, banner, yaoi, fujoshi pride, my face, archive rating: T)
BASHING MY FACE IN WOULD BE AN AMAZING TREAT #NSFWE
smh it cuts off my favorite portion in the banner place lemme just https://64.media.tumblr.com/c07f92bb5baa7a78d8fe14c7b5e646c4/tumblr_odvu3gB4C21vcvivxo1_500.jpg
TIME TO DO MY MOTHERFUCKIN EXERCISE REGIMEN. im not this big for NOTHIN.
:o) I miss using my Chucklevoodoos in the bedroom. ;o) Its most pleasing to watch your subject give in completely to you, body and mind. ;o) Trusting you with their very soul. Their essence. :o) Bliss. #nsfw
:o) My claws tangled in your hair :o) The dumb, desperate expression on your face. :o) A far cry from the serenity of my sewed up smile. :o) Panting and begging for more :o) Of course I will oblige. :o) What kind of matesprit would I be otherwise if I didn't allow you your addictions. #nsfw
:o) Your skin marked by my claws. Blood drips down in small rivulets. :o) My fingers trace along your jawline. :o) And I just gotta remind you that you look so motherfucking pretty when you bleed. #nsfw #nsfwe #bloodplay
:o) Watch the purples flash in my eyes. :o) Allow the colors to reflect into your own :o) Feel the way your mind drops into my control :o) Mind down. Bulge out. :o) There's a good thrall. #nsfw #chucklevoodooplay
:o) Serenade me with your song :o) Tie me down, lover, and speak of your will :o) What you wish to do with me. :o) Let your desire heal me. Bend me. Break me. :o) I'll give you everything. #nsfw
Good morning everytroll! Before you go to your recupercoons tonight, check out my latest song: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
I said leave me 9ut 9f it. There is n9thing pale a69ut this interacti9n, Meulin, h9nestly. P9rrim and I are just friends, I assure y9u.
h3yyyyy y'4ll!!! f1gur3d 1 m1ght 4s w3ll post 4 p1ctur3 of m3 4nd t3ll you 4ll 4bout m3 s1nc3 w3 c4n p1n postz now (4nd 1 w4s ONLY m4d3 4w4r3 JUST now) LM4OO. 4nyw4yyy. h3y, LOS3RZ (4ff3ct1on4t3), my n4m3 1s l4tul4 pyrop3. 1'm th3 s1ck3st most 1ll3st r4d1c4l g4m3r grl on b3for4n 4nd non3 of you 4r3 pr3p4r3d for wh4t 1 got go1ng on!!! my m4t3spr1t 1s m1tun4 (@tr3nch4nt4ltru1st) but w3 4r3 so op3n so don't 3v3n WORRY 4bout m4k1ng m3 ups3t or 4nyth1ng 4s long 4s you M4K3 H1M H4PPY. or 1'll f1nd you. lm4o. 4LSO h1t 4 grl up, 1 LOV3 r3c31v1ng p1cz 4nd 4lso 1 lov3 cut3 grlz 4nd cut3 guyz. >8] h3r3's th3 l4t3st s3lf13!! https://1.1mgur.com/xYk331v.png
:o) My best.
Of co+urse. Whatever yo+u need to+ keep things running smo+o+thly. Feel free to+ let me kno+w between no+w and then if there are any additio+nal snacks yo+u'd like me to+ prepare fo+r yo+u. And everyo+ne else in attendance.
Why, yes, I d9 like the same flav9rs 9f Cruel Aid, and I am quite flattered that y9u remem6ered. 9ne last request, if y9u w9uldn't mind: c9uld y9u als9 6ring th9se cups with the p9lka d9ts 9n them? I think their 6right, multic9l9red designs sh9uld pr9m9te harm9ny am9ng the diverse audience this event is sure t9 6ring, and they happen t9 6e my fav9rite.
idrk just draw m_e with s0m_e0|\|_e stupid
Leave me 9ut 9f it unless y9u want t9 get y9ur shipc9urse presentati9n privileges rev9ked.
If y9u feel it w9uld 6e educati9nal, then sure, we can add #shipc9urse t9 the itinerary. I trust that y9u will remem6er t9 tag any and all pr96lematic c9ntent acc9rdingly.
I'll bring snacks and beverages.
Given the t9pic at hand, I will try t9 keep this Chitt 6rief: If I held a seminar t9 impr9ve the reading c9mprehensi9n skills 9f the wider Chittr c9mmunity, h9w many 9f y9u w9uld 6e interested? If y9u are, please quadreact t9 this p9st in whichever way y9u're m9st c9mf9rta6le with.
word itll be going on tomorrow
"⠀" trollbama stood frozen. "p-... peanut. we cant do this again. you keep giving me the run around. i try to communicate, i try to show you fun, i try to support you, and how am i repayed? you wish death upon me? you think im a terrible president? i sent my daves after you. my daves, peanut." "⠀" trollbama gritted his teeth, tears stinging his eyes. he set his jaw and turned away, breaking eye contact for a moment before looking back at peanuts looming concrete and rebar body before the scraping could continue. trollbama let out a bitter laugh. "that damn scraping." trollbama muttered, rubbing a hand over his eyes languidly. what would he have to do to prove himself? he was a good president. he *knew* he was a good president. trollbama took the first step, oxfords stumbling slightly. how many time's would he have to be the one to take the first step when it came to peanut? "an agreement. i want an agreement." "⠀" trollbama slowly placed one hand in his navy suit pants pocket, the fine cut accentuating the length of his legs as he stood in front of the scp. he nodded his head slowly. "whatever you need, peanut. i want to be the one to give it to you. ive been thinking about you when i shouldnt and-... i've taught you so much, havent i? ive seen what youre capable of. we can start over. you and me. barak trollbama and peanut. i-... i want you to be my vp, peanut. my vice peanut." trollbama lead his hand over peanut's bulbous body, upwards to hold a gentle touch and glide his thumb slowly over his cheek-like-area. he traced further inwards to the place where he'd longed to place his lips for so long, dragging a smooth line over the slit running vertically over peanuts visage. trollbama pulled his hand back slowly, bringing his thumb to his lips to suck at the taste. peanut didnt move. now he was the one who was frozen. (tags: Barak Trollbama/Peanut, troll/monster, forbidden romance, toxic dependency, miscommunication, yearning, #nsfw, vague quad, multichapter, presidential mention, archive rating: M)
dirk x eridan...red? from what i know that is not the trope i would expect! could you explain why you like it :o
And yet you endure, and that is the greatest strength. Blessings.
KARKAT X EVERYONE MORE LIKE
First date idea: take you out to dinner and ramble about professional wrestling with such an intensity that, though insist "know it's not real" several times, makes it pretty clear that I do think it is in fact very real
YES. THIS IS FUCKING WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S A SOLID 🎈❤️🍀
BXPP < meow does one have a slow burn situationship
i don't know who those guys are but i'm fascinated by whatever this post is.
i wil LYK if i kno of any