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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1124364f1261.png #eridanweek #AREYOUCOMING?
Like many of you, #ImComing to #Eridanweek. As is my cohost @golgothasTerror . We're bringing the Rumble from da Patch straight to the shipwreck, performed for those in attendance and streamed live for those #Coming at home. Blows will be exchanged, sparks will fly, and maybe we'll make a little love along the way. Support the man of the week @caligulasAquarium and be there for our threesome on Thursday.
HEY, SO HIT ME WHERE IT HURTS (OH) SAY MY NAME LIKE IT'S A BAD WORD SAY MY NAME LIKE IT'S A BAD WORD #LYRIC IM PULLING FROM MINE AND MEULIN'S PLAYLIST LOL @SHIPAHOLICDEVOTEE
1'v3 b33n cook1ng th1s up for 4 l1ttl3 b1t!! hop3 1t w4s worth th3 w41t 1f you s4w my l4st post. >8] #nsfw [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/66634324fc6d.jp3g
Thank you for your service.
#nsfw https://i.imgur.com/qgvnsfl.jpeg
Sir. I am not banning the Yaoi or the Yuri. I am merely stating I am no longer allowed to interact with such content. However, I appreciate your dedication to your morals and fighting for what you believe is right. That is the true foundation of democracy!
yall are so whipped by the government letting @barackObama deny you your right to yaoi and yuri. we gotta fucking set up a mass protest! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ae02b108acb.jpg
YOU'RE JUST GONNA TAKE THIS LYING DOWN CAUSE THE FUCKING PRESIDENT TOOK AWAY YOUR RIGHTS?
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@caligulasAquarium#9845 🫵🔜
wwhat the fuck man wwhat the hell is that sposed to mean yer the one that posted this shit public for evveryone to see stop tryna fuckin threaten me
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i love when people dont say hi to my boyfriend i love it so much #sarcasm
I dreamt I was a flutterbeast, flittering hither and thither, for all intents and purposes a flutterbeast. I was aware only of my happiness as a flutterbeast, unaware that I was myself. Then I awoke, and there I was, certainly myself again. Now I do not know whether I was then a troll dreaming I was a flutterbeast, or whether I am now a flutterbeast, dreaming I am a troll.
IMAGINE! A circus filled with your mistakes and your problems, insecurities and so on, doesn't that sound so fun?
th3y c4ll m3 thund4 th1ghs th3 w4y th3 whol3 world sh4k3s wh3n 1 w4lk. #nsfw
hot!!! There need to be more machines that mew can hook up to someone and milk something out of them mew~ 💖✨
Sounds...interesting~ My votes on hot! #nsfw
cool lemme make sure this is chill w my boyfriend
omfg karkats hatelove me its soooo funnny
I supp9se it is 6etter late than never. Fine. But we must actually 6e cleaning during that time. N9t chit-chatting. I will reach 9ut later with scheduling details.
it iz w a heavy pusher i prezzent 2 u mai tribute 4 da lineup buddy @twentyfourCarat c u on da othaside bruthaaaa https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dca90c3e3895.png
vwhat if im in lovwe for real
sup chittr im vibin right now #selfie #pregame #alcohol ((had fun drawing this... my he... c:)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48f46f7ca327.png
WAGGING MY TAIL... BUT ITS #NSFW... BOO
awvwv thanks kitty cat~
wvait a fucking second
Huh?
I wish i was you!
:o)
:33< like my status to meow :33< pitty my status to meow :33< hate my status to meow :33< mediate my status to meow :33< clawment to meow :33< dm meow to meow :33< ignore it to meow :33< mew cannot not meow nyow t33h33
~do you think marvus vvill pop a titty for us? #eridanvveek
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! Chittr user @adiosToreador has posted a SAUCY image for #eridanweek ! This lurid photo depicts the talk of the town, Eridan seen kissing a studly muffin by the name of Tavros, the very same troll who posted this chit! Whats your take on this, reader? It it too #nsfw for chittr to love and be loved? Or is Tavros just doing what comes natural? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbfb58fb1287.png
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@SHIPAHOLICDEVOTEE
YOU'RE REALLY ONLY GETTING THIS BECAUSE I REALIZED THE REST WAS ACTUALLY PROBABLY WRITTEN DRUNKENLY BY YOURS TRULY AND THEREFORE NOT EVEN A WELL WRITTEN SEX SCENE AND TALKING ABOUT AN EARLIER POST I MADE SO YEAH (#SUBSTANCE #NSFW #NSFWE #POWERDYNAMIC #SUBSTANCEABUSE #INTOXPLAY #SOMEWHATTOXICDYNAMIC #NONVERBAL #DUBCON) YOU'VE COME TO LEARN—NONVERBAL EPISODES SUCK! NOT EVEN TO MENTION THE DRUNK ONES. NOW, WHILE YOU'D USUALLY STICK TO PESTERING- ER- CHATTING WITH YOUR FRIENDS,YOUR LACK OF A PALMHUSK AND FRIENDS REMOVED THIS POSSIBILITY ENTIRELY. RATHER, YOU FIND YOURSELF ON YOUR BACK, SQUEAKING AND SQUEALING, AS THE OLDER TROLL LOOMED ABOVE YOU. HIS EYES ROAMING OVER YOUR FLUSHED FIGURE, "LOOK AT YA," HE LET OUT A CHUCKLE. "WAS THAT TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO DRINK?" HE GAVE YOU A SHARP GRIN BEFORE LEANING DOWN TO REST A HEAVY HAND ON YOUR CHEST. YOU WOULD ONLY LET OUT A WHINE OF PARTIAL FRUSTRATION AND ANNOYANCE COMING FROM THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT. "D'AWW, AFRAID THAT ISN'T AN ANSWER." HE REACHED BEHIND THE COUCH'S CONSOLE TABLE AND GRABBED YOUR DRINK. YOU EYED HIS HAND CAUTIOUSLY; YOU'VE GROWN WARY OF HIS INTENTIONS. HE'S VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR FRIEND—SIMPLY HARSHER AND BIGGER; YOU NEVER KNEW TROLLS COULD GROW TO THIS SIZE. HE PRESSED THE CUP TO HIS LIPS BEFORE GREEDILY FILLING HIS MOUTH WITH AS MUCH AS HE COULD. 'GOODNESS, HE MIGHT DIE BEFORE I DO—' JUST AS YOU FINISHED YOUR THOUGHT, HIS CALLOUS FINGERS WRAPPED AROUND YOUR THROAT, FORCING YOUR GAZE UP AS HE PRESSED A KISS TO YOUR LIPS—BITTER WITH ALCOHOL.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO ASK. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT GOING TO. FUCK THIS. I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP
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Claws I said please.
I'm a cat lady. Like all you cat people. So would the cat people. Please stand up. Please stand up.
I think some introductions are a little overdue aren't they? Call me Cabbie, The Felt's all-round chauffeur and general handyman. I air on the side of politeness, but Surreptitious is my name for a reason. Need a getaway? Be there in five. Got a body to dump? Trunk's got space. Need someone to help you carry in the weekly costco run? I do that too! Give me a call, you know where to find me, just hope you don't mind the smell of smoke.
IM DOING A KINK TIER LIST BECAUSE OF @emotionalCorpse MASOCHIST ONE LOL #NSFWE #NSFW
YES AND NO? DEPENDS HOW YOU BITE IT, ANGLE IT RIGHT AND IT DOESNT HURT TO BITE DOWN. BUT SOMETIMES PAIN IS APART OF THE APPEAL FOR ME <333
I WISH I COULD HAVE THE ABILITY TO GET NOTIFICATIONS EVERY TIME A SPECIFIC PERSON POSTS IM TOO BUSY GETTING POUNDED TO CHECK CHITTR LIKE THE OBSESSED WEIRDO I AM #NSFW
masochist's injury/fetish/kink tier list #nsfwe #gore #violence #personal-experiences #kink #body-horror took me forever to go through my scars and memory lane to remember all of them lmfao s+ through c because, let's be honest, i don't think i've ever disliked pain i've received all of these have their own history behind them --------- s+: cigarette snub-outs | broken ribs and pressing on it | digging out a bullet by hand | choking | carving. | deep slices | skin breaking from force (paddling or other methods) | extreme lashing | barbed wire bondage s: bites (chunks taken off) | eye pressed in, popped blood vessels | piercings (put them so high because they were done slow with eye contact lmfao) | busted lip (seems tame compared to everything else but i like the constant reminder that comes with this one) | tooth being broken and a thumb pressing against it after | stabbed (but the wound digging that came after should be s+) | having my ankle broken | getting stitches a: bites (regular or breaking skin) | broken nose | broken orbital | displaced jaw | slapping added this high just b/c it’s hot even though it’s basic | tattoos (theraputic tbh) | clawing (classic) | broken radius | spanking | punctured lung | alcohol poured on wounds (does this count as aftercare???) | rope burn | electric shock b: tattoos | slashed with knives (would place them higher when done by surprise or as a sensory thing, but honestly a one and done too quick for me) | severe blood loss, only this low b/c it’s kinda numbing which like you win some you lose some c: shot (too quick and don’t really notice it at first? see above tho aftermath was cool) | blunt force to the head (got a concussion, honestly was kinda annoying even though i liked the initial hit) | surgery w/o anesthesia (but only because of the dumbass involved, this itself would be much higher w/ the right troll i’m sure)
SHOULD I RELEASE AN EXTENDED VERSION OF MY SBAHJ REVIEW? I THINK IT MIGHT CAUSE STRIDER TO FLOAT AWAY UNTIL HE’S NOTHING BUT A MINUSCULE BLONDE SPECK ON THE LANDSCAPE WITH HOW INFLATED HIS EGO WILL GET IF I PUBLISH IT. IT’S GOOD, THOUGH. THE REVIEW.
D --> The unnecessary crudeness of your synta% besides, I struggle to imagine in what conte%t this would lead to an increase in productivity
OH Y34H
2hiit, you got m3 th3r3 fair 3nough
I THINK ALL OF US SHOULD JUST GO FUCK OURSELVES, FRANKLY.
1 M34N TH4T'S NOT TOO UNCOMMON
Mrawr! https://media1.tenor.com/m/L8bcFLYjPhUAAAAd/parkour-cat.gif
OH, WHAT FUCKING JOY. THEY FIXED MY PALMHUSK. *FINALLY*, I GET TO SEE WHAT THE OUTSIDE WORLD IS UP TO WHILE I LANGUISH AWAY BEHIND BARS WITH MY TOUCH STUMP UP MY ASS PRACTICALLY ALL GOD DAMN NIGHT. THANKS FOR THAT.
Already Pregnant With John's Puppies @ectobiologist#5688
are vwe all collectivwely under the influence together? this feels like bonding.
PINNED POST: His vow of silence extends to Chittr, exclusively communicates using emojis or emoticons to replicate sign language. - All posts/replies do actually mean something, feel free to ask OOC for a translation if needed!
mAn i kEeP SeEiNg sO MuCh mOtHeRfUcKiN HaTe oN ThE TiMe lInE WhY CaN'T AnY BrOtHeR JuSt lOvE EaCh oThEr? :o(
ITS LATE. i got lost doin shit and wasnt lookin at the time. BED TIME. ILL GET TO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TOMORROW. unless i stay up late irresponsibly. :o)
hNHNNHMGNGHGGH, #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #nOTePIC
concept: an unlit cigarette dangling from your lips, tiredly glancing over to the person smoking beside you "cmere doll" leaning in to kiss the tips of your cigarettes together, the humming pleasure of the smoke filling your lungs as you meet their eyes (tags: Reader/Anonymous, cigarettes, #substance, smoking, cigarette kiss, #nsfw, archive rating: T)
1've got no shame... a cute troll wants me to bark 1'll #bark... feel l1ke a lot of you could benef1t from do1n the same... #nsfw
GETTING THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN REPS IN. #lifting #nsfw too hot to handle #sweat https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5c01b101a66.jpg
D --> Is the Cronus a girl
D --> Then it would not count for the purposes of this post D --> But I'm sure he 100ked nice too
G3NU1N3LY CUR1OUS WH4T SH1PCOURS3 YOU'D H4V3 FOR M3
I wo+uld lo+ve to+ see so+mething with me in the future, but be sure yo+u do+n't o+verwo+rk yo+urself.
This is pro+bably the o+nly time a lady will spend so+ much time thinking abo+ut yo+u. Be grateful.
Ano+ther #shipco+urse masterpiece. Glad I was able to+ co+ntribute o+n o+utfit ideas during yo+ur pro+cess.
th1s 1s 4w3som3!!!
I've been spending a go+o+d po+rtio+n o+f my time lately watching Meulin wo+rk o+n her shipping art. Quite the... Fascinating pro+cess she go+es thro+ugh. @shipaho+licDevo+tee
new banner ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7a1eef334cf.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, banner, yaoi, fujoshi pride, my face, archive rating: T)
beaches say to wwatch your back hard to do that wwhen your ass is as fat as mine #nsfww maybe
BASHING MY FACE IN WOULD BE AN AMAZING TREAT #NSFWE
smh it cuts off my favorite portion in the banner place lemme just https://64.media.tumblr.com/c07f92bb5baa7a78d8fe14c7b5e646c4/tumblr_odvu3gB4C21vcvivxo1_500.jpg
TIME TO DO MY MOTHERFUCKIN EXERCISE REGIMEN. im not this big for NOTHIN.
:o) I miss using my Chucklevoodoos in the bedroom. ;o) Its most pleasing to watch your subject give in completely to you, body and mind. ;o) Trusting you with their very soul. Their essence. :o) Bliss. #nsfw
:o) My claws tangled in your hair :o) The dumb, desperate expression on your face. :o) A far cry from the serenity of my sewed up smile. :o) Panting and begging for more :o) Of course I will oblige. :o) What kind of matesprit would I be otherwise if I didn't allow you your addictions. #nsfw
:o) Your skin marked by my claws. Blood drips down in small rivulets. :o) My fingers trace along your jawline. :o) And I just gotta remind you that you look so motherfucking pretty when you bleed. #nsfw #nsfwe #bloodplay
:o) Watch the purples flash in my eyes. :o) Allow the colors to reflect into your own :o) Feel the way your mind drops into my control :o) Mind down. Bulge out. :o) There's a good thrall. #nsfw #chucklevoodooplay
:o) Serenade me with your song :o) Tie me down, lover, and speak of your will :o) What you wish to do with me. :o) Let your desire heal me. Bend me. Break me. :o) I'll give you everything. #nsfw
Good morning everytroll! Before you go to your recupercoons tonight, check out my latest song: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
I said leave me 9ut 9f it. There is n9thing pale a69ut this interacti9n, Meulin, h9nestly. P9rrim and I are just friends, I assure y9u.
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:o) My best.
Of co+urse. Whatever yo+u need to+ keep things running smo+o+thly. Feel free to+ let me kno+w between no+w and then if there are any additio+nal snacks yo+u'd like me to+ prepare fo+r yo+u. And everyo+ne else in attendance.
Why, yes, I d9 like the same flav9rs 9f Cruel Aid, and I am quite flattered that y9u remem6ered. 9ne last request, if y9u w9uldn't mind: c9uld y9u als9 6ring th9se cups with the p9lka d9ts 9n them? I think their 6right, multic9l9red designs sh9uld pr9m9te harm9ny am9ng the diverse audience this event is sure t9 6ring, and they happen t9 6e my fav9rite.
idrk just draw m_e with s0m_e0|\|_e stupid
Leave me 9ut 9f it unless y9u want t9 get y9ur shipc9urse presentati9n privileges rev9ked.
If y9u feel it w9uld 6e educati9nal, then sure, we can add #shipc9urse t9 the itinerary. I trust that y9u will remem6er t9 tag any and all pr96lematic c9ntent acc9rdingly.
Given the t9pic at hand, I will try t9 keep this Chitt 6rief: If I held a seminar t9 impr9ve the reading c9mprehensi9n skills 9f the wider Chittr c9mmunity, h9w many 9f y9u w9uld 6e interested? If y9u are, please quadreact t9 this p9st in whichever way y9u're m9st c9mf9rta6le with.
word itll be going on tomorrow
"⠀" trollbama stood frozen. "p-... peanut. we cant do this again. you keep giving me the run around. i try to communicate, i try to show you fun, i try to support you, and how am i repayed? you wish death upon me? you think im a terrible president? i sent my daves after you. my daves, peanut." "⠀" trollbama gritted his teeth, tears stinging his eyes. he set his jaw and turned away, breaking eye contact for a moment before looking back at peanuts looming concrete and rebar body before the scraping could continue. trollbama let out a bitter laugh. "that damn scraping." trollbama muttered, rubbing a hand over his eyes languidly. what would he have to do to prove himself? he was a good president. he *knew* he was a good president. trollbama took the first step, oxfords stumbling slightly. how many time's would he have to be the one to take the first step when it came to peanut? "an agreement. i want an agreement." "⠀" trollbama slowly placed one hand in his navy suit pants pocket, the fine cut accentuating the length of his legs as he stood in front of the scp. he nodded his head slowly. "whatever you need, peanut. i want to be the one to give it to you. ive been thinking about you when i shouldnt and-... i've taught you so much, havent i? ive seen what youre capable of. we can start over. you and me. barak trollbama and peanut. i-... i want you to be my vp, peanut. my vice peanut." trollbama lead his hand over peanut's bulbous body, upwards to hold a gentle touch and glide his thumb slowly over his cheek-like-area. he traced further inwards to the place where he'd longed to place his lips for so long, dragging a smooth line over the slit running vertically over peanuts visage. trollbama pulled his hand back slowly, bringing his thumb to his lips to suck at the taste. peanut didnt move. now he was the one who was frozen. (tags: Barak Trollbama/Peanut, troll/monster, forbidden romance, toxic dependency, miscommunication, yearning, #nsfw, vague quad, multichapter, presidential mention, archive rating: M)
dirk x eridan...red? from what i know that is not the trope i would expect! could you explain why you like it :o
And yet you endure, and that is the greatest strength. Blessings.
KARKAT X EVERYONE MORE LIKE
First date idea: take you out to dinner and ramble about professional wrestling with such an intensity that, though insist "know it's not real" several times, makes it pretty clear that I do think it is in fact very real
YES. THIS IS FUCKING WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S A SOLID 🎈❤️🍀
BXPP < meow does one have a slow burn situationship
i don't know who those guys are but i'm fascinated by whatever this post is.
i wil LYK if i kno of any