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@shrimpRequiem

dawg i don't really know what to tell you

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im not ready to be scott pilgrim

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You better be ready to be or the other option is seafood broil with old bay

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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okay so i should i be taking the dream girl thing like in a bad way or a good way because now i literally dont know what this means

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depends is it like a dream dream or a dream bubble

yeah no its like dream dream dawg

dude are you scott pilgrim

dude

woops

dream girl i saw her there again

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What does she look like?

i think shes a troll shes got two horns but i mostly see her wearing like goggles and shes always been on rollerskates her hair keeps changing color when i see her

Huh. And you've never seen her awake? None of the usual moon bullshit?

nope

how to commune with the girl in my dreams before she skates away all cool like

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she was there again in my dream

do you think if i fall back asleep like right now ill see her again

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Yes.

you can always hope

@ponyPal[PP]

shit okay let me try that

im hoping so hard

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there was a girl in my dream

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⚠︎ Did you like her⸮

i think so she was kinda mean to me but like in the way that implied something beyond that and it was just a cover up of something

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⚠︎ I hope you can meet her again..

@ponyPal[PP]

yeah kinda wild actually she said a lot of my memories kind of sucked and that it was an inconvenience for her to be there but she didnt leave until she knew i was gonna wake up so idk what that means

no that was yesterdays dream this one was different

i hope so too i think

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dude thats fucking hilarious

she was there though she was real

the burden of prophecy

#whatdatmean

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ambergris babygirl

nascar

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me when i see a nice car on the street

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lets give them something to taco caaat

the saxophones be gettin louder

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I2 that what that 2ound wa2? I thought my 3ar2 w3r3 2till ringing from th3 horn

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i am the crustacean to sweep the nation

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the cock is ticking or whatever that image said i wouldnt know

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oh thats actually my geiger counter girl your penis is radioactive as fuuuuuck

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YOU KNOW USUALLY THIS ISN'T WHAT THE ORIGINAL IMAGE SAID FOR THE SAKE OF THE JOKE BUT I THINK THAT IMAGE DID ACTUALLY CONTAIN THOSE WORDS EXACTLY.

i misread yuor handle as gangrene

THANKS.

yurp

mind if i scuttle across your feed real quick

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2ur3 dud3 go ah3ad

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absolutely take your time

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thanks man i appreciate it

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omg what a cutie pie

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who gors thar

caterpillar of the commonwealth

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will connolly

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six dollar shimp special

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8=l < @cascadingAccent 8=l < It's you

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i am such a special little boy

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gods gift to chittr

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life can be such a beautiful thing

allow me to explain

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forced to buddy he did it with glee in his heart

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i would know so actually

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they turned that boy into a dog

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....are you..... straight up an actual crab... or.....

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woah.......

yea

tjats crazy man

i know right

youre sure more of a knower than i am on this one

yea cause im the

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