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crab strider

@shrimpRequiem

dawg i don't really know what to tell you

Blood: RustAge: Kult Score: 539Kull Score: 50712 followers13 following
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crab strider
1 day ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

im not ready to be scott pilgrim

Kult: +18
Kull: +10
Total: 28
Ratio: 1.80
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C.Dirk
1 day ago
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
Cuttle-y
Is it even possible for a fish to be this CUT-E?!
@princeofLight[PL]

You better be ready to be or the other option is seafood broil with old bay

↩ @princeofLight[PL]
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crab strider
1 day ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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crab strider
1 day ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

okay so i should i be taking the dream girl thing like in a bad way or a good way because now i literally dont know what this means

Kult: +20
Kull: +20
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.00
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Dave
1 day ago
special little chuddy
This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.
To Be Verified
A user of potential repute.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Time's Up
This user's timeline was utterly doomed.
davedimes
Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.
@turntablefortG[TG]

depends is it like a dream dream or a dream bubble

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crab strider
1 day ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

yeah no its like dream dream dawg

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Dave
1 day ago
special little chuddy
This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.
To Be Verified
A user of potential repute.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Time's Up
This user's timeline was utterly doomed.
davedimes
Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.
@turntablefortG[TG]

dude are you scott pilgrim

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crab strider
1 day ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

dude

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Postal Mistress
1 day ago
Verified
A user of established repute
Dedicated Courier
Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@palatineMessenger[PM]

Today I am going to be working as usual. I do not think I will have time to join the masquerade. But I hope you all have fun.

Kult: +49
Kull: +35
Total: 84
Ratio: 1.40
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crab strider
1 day ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

please tell me your mail secrets

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Postal Mistress
1 day ago
Verified
A user of established repute
Dedicated Courier
Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@palatineMessenger[PM]

There really are not that many secrets to divulge. What do you want to know?

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crab strider
1 day ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

do mailmen or women or theys do mail people have the power to go through peoples dreams to make deliveries

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Postal Mistress
1 day ago
Verified
A user of established repute
Dedicated Courier
Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@palatineMessenger[PM]

Generally no. I may be able to visit the furthest ring if it is a truly very important delivery.

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crab strider
1 day ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

fuuuuuuck

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Postal Mistress
1 day ago
Verified
A user of established repute
Dedicated Courier
Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@palatineMessenger[PM]

Having looked at your other post, I think you might have something else going on.

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crab strider
1 day ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

oh god

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crab strider
1 day ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

dream girl i saw her there again

Kult: +20
Kull: +20
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.00
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"Hope" | Sun Sets Over The Horizon
1 day ago
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
transgender
love yourself
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
@todaysDreamer[TD]

What does she look like?

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crab strider
1 day ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

i think shes a troll shes got two horns but i mostly see her wearing like goggles and shes always been on rollerskates her hair keeps changing color when i see her

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"Hope" | Sun Sets Over The Horizon
1 day ago
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
transgender
love yourself
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
@todaysDreamer[TD]

Huh. And you've never seen her awake? None of the usual moon bullshit?

↩ @todaysDreamer[TD]
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crab strider
1 day ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

nope

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Kris. (GROUNDED ARC)
4 days ago
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

Touch the post to fall asleep instantly

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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crab strider
4 days ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

oh shit wait for rea

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Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
4 days ago
@martialVarnish[MV]

Attention, I find myself lost. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
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crab strider
4 days ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

hes lost for an amazing reason

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Kris. (GROUNDED ARC)
4 days ago
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

Someone tell me something nice.

Kult: +15
Kull: +20
Total: 35
Ratio: 0.75
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crab strider
4 days ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

girl thats been appearing in my dreams told me she thinks im cool

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Kris. (GROUNDED ARC)
4 days ago
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

Did you tell her you think she's cool too?

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crab strider
4 days ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

yea of course i did she said maybe if she stops by again she would give me a kiss but i dont know if she was joking about that or not

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Allseer Rose Belvedere Lalonde
4 days ago
Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Hi I'm Rose and this is my fifth mead.

@carbolicGalvanologist
#substance
Kult: +48
Kull: +19
Total: 67
Ratio: 2.53
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crab strider
4 days ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

dont eat me please

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Allseer Rose Belvedere Lalonde
4 days ago
Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

If this is you, I will avoid the encounter altogether.

↩ @therapistofThedeepone[TT]
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crab strider
4 days ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

understandable i mean i dont think it is because number 1 im clearly not green or weeping

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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crab strider
4 days ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

do you think if i fall back asleep like right now ill see her again

Kult: +25
Kull: +20
Total: 45
Ratio: 1.25
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Dirk
4 days ago
@ponyPal[PP]

Yes.

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Dawn Strider
4 days ago
@talonedGlamrock[TG]

you can always hope

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crab strider
4 days ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

shit okay let me try that

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crab strider
4 days ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

im hoping so hard

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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crab strider
4 days ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

there was a girl in my dream

Kult: +52
Kull: +45
Total: 97
Ratio: 1.16
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No Strings
4 days ago
@brokenRecorded[BR]

Your crab dreams? Was it Amelia Earhart?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Almond Limina
4 days ago
Friend Inside Me
This user has had a friend inside them.
@neverendingHallway[NH]

⚠︎ Did you like her⸮

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crab strider
4 days ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

i think so she was kinda mean to me but like in the way that implied something beyond that and it was just a cover up of something

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Almond Limina
4 days ago
Friend Inside Me
This user has had a friend inside them.
@neverendingHallway[NH]

⚠︎ I hope you can meet her again..

↩ @neverendingHallway[NH]
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crab strider
4 days ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

i hope so too i think

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Strider
4 days ago
Disco Connoisseur
This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Get Crazy, Get Wild
This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
@twostepGodhead[TG]

dude thats fucking hilarious

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crab strider
4 days ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

she was there though she was real

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Dave Strider
4 days ago
Disco Connoisseur
This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Get Crazy, Get Wild
This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
@twostepGodhead[TG]

the burden of prophecy

↩ @twostepGodhead[TG]
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crab strider
4 days ago
@shrimpRequiem[SR]

#whatdatmean

#whatdatmean
Kult: +5
Total: 5