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Lik£, Y£S. OMG. I thought you would lik£, n£v£r ask <33
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Don't know if I'm a fan of the crucifixion-- not that I'm against making the seadweller pay for his sins I would've personally just put him in a wicker man instead... #eridanweek ]
;P Im so lik£, glad chittr has l£t m£ m££t such cool trolls!!!<3 So nic£ to lik£, hang out with you ;] <3
thinking about wireplay tonight thinking about being an adorable little robot who malfunctions and bluescreens so my owner has to put me up on a metal table while i just stare up at them with my robot eyes and feel like pry open my frontal hatch to look inside my robot guts "does it look okay?" i would ask meekly but theyre so focused they just pull my closer across the table and start digging around and every wire they skim or pull is electrifying and in a mellow and calm voice they say "you still with me?" and i just buzz and smoke a bit before they unplug and replace something that makes me stutter out pained noise bits before having to put gloves on to really get deeper and really pull at soft flexible stretchy wires while my screen changes to blue and my robotic body goes stiff and short circuits and how hard is it to become a robot anyways (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, wireplay, robophilia, robofucker, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Wake up, poster. We've got a website to mildly annoy.
feelslike someone stuck my think pan in a blender oh god i remenber all of it #eridanwweek #day6
Like t his post to #help me #helpme
... Official stadtement maybe. In light of yesterdasy evening's festrivities, this day of #eridanweek will bes our day of rest. #dayofrest
OMFG OFC!! <3 Lik£, no probl£m at all im OMW.;P
// ooc post // i dont think im going to finish this but it was a funny thing to sketch https://files.catbox.moe/kx5kkl.png ft. @archiveAddict
fuckk where am i https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0479.jpeg
((this does not reflect my own opinions))
wash ashk3d 2 posht thish blah blah blah thiz ish th3 only pic i f33l good in bl3h httpsh://f2.2yhou.sh3/fil3/f2-2yhou-sh3/imag3sh/117780329_r4s83bj3ushnvz0h.jpg
a challenge for my fans / tell me your favorite album or song i made and why / i'm trying to build up hype for the new album in 3 nights
iT WOULD SEEM, i HAVE ACQUIRED, a HATER, dEAR cHITTR, wHICH, i AM TAKING AS A SIGN THAT, i AM DOING THINGS RIGHT BECAUSE, hATERS ARE JUST PILLARS ON, tHE STAIRWAY OF, sUCCESS, #iNSPIRATIONAL
I don't think I can STOP him, necessarily, but I think I'm justified in offering a little bit of feedback here!
I lik£. N££d to lik£ s£nd you a r£qu£st for lik£, m£ and my boss som£tim£ OMFG. this is lik£ GOOD as always <33
If th£y lik£, dont hav£ any I will lik£, buy you on£. Lik£ PROMIS£ <3 ;P
Lik£, start£d playing th£ human gam£ n££dy str£am£r ov£rload r£c£ntly and lik£ OMFG. I am lik£, obs£ss£d. Mor£ cosplay pics coming lik£ soon I lik£, promis£ <3
none of us apparently lmfao
it will come. when the time. is right. as the moons. align. and the fog. approaches.
The only way the night could improve is if a woman flashed me. #nsfw
tat was the most horrifying site outage of my lyfe tbh i thought i was going 2 die
#beetleweek. will be. rubble-free. only the dirt. and detritus. will remain.
#tagcream #creamhim #nsfw #imcreaming #eridanweek
What is an oshi—
>([a #ero an icon a national treasure]
>([if t#eres one t#ing you gotta know about me its t#at t#e rankmaid is my os#i til i die]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek i think i just got likghtheaded,m gh rankmaids the iwnner ]
boys with big tiddies and big hearts #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png Aw hell. #eridanweek #gotmyassbeat
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
i luv bein gay ig!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nowlistening Dirty babe (uh-huh) You see these shackles baby, I'm your slave (uh-huh) I'll let you whip me, if I misbehave (uh-huh) It's just that no one makes me feel this way (uh-huh) Take 'em to the chorus Come here girl (go 'head be gone with it) Come to the back (go 'head be gone with it) VIP (go 'head be gone with it) Drinks on me (go 'head be gone with it) Let me see what you're twerking with (go 'head be gone with it) Look at those hips (go 'head be gone with it) You make me smile (go 'head be gone with it) Go 'head child (go 'head be gone with it) And, get your sexy on (go 'head be gone with it) #vaguepost #eridanweek #nsfw https://open.spotify.com/track/0O45fw2L5vsWpdsOdXwNAR?si=847dd7908ace4674 ]
- its almost here!!! - the detailed chronicles of the life of mediocre and nondescript kelsey hayess as she gets swept up otherworldy shenanigans beyond her comprehension !!! with references to !!! the mystical and magical nature of shifting forest beasts !!! and including !!! multiple scenes of romantic tension! two vacillating love triangles! five sloppy makeout scenes! an overbearing villain with high relatability! drugs! kidnapping! several eviscerated body parts! lots of blood! so much blood it is probably illegal! and fourteen pages related to criminal justice theory! - also known as !!! the moonlit curse: a whisper in the wind !!! - the delivery drone tracker is encroaching as we speak!!!!! #substance #gore
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ And not like- you know, the stereotype of the older woman drawing in the younger woman? With the cigarette? Like.. I'm the one, who has the cigarette. Does that make sense? #nsfw ]
It's bound To Be, like, SO fun To just Sit on A sofa And leave Lipstick ALLL over Someone after Makin' out With 'em~ Yes, even The lower Parts ;p #nsfw
i ♯love to ♯gamble
<body> ** do it. you won't regret it at all it's so much fun and not spirit draining. </body>
It...could be a worse selection.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Inspired by @archiveAddict. You could leave, you could put your kismesis into their recuperacoon. But that's not what you're here for... maybe, you've never considered herself 'perverted' as one could put it, yet this is a moment that not a lot of people get. You look down toward the floor, not sure whether you should feel shame or pride... and with your shoe you clean enough floor space. You plant your hands on your slumbering kismesis, lift them out of their chair and plant them onto the ground. Gentle, more soft than you've ever treated them before. When you look down on them, you find yourself feeling on top of the world. Not only has this person pissed you off for so long you've found a moment of weakness, it just feels right. Maybe it was the caste difference, maybe it's the words that were carefully cultivated to poke at your ribs with every sneer and insult, maybe it was the fact that right now... you're in more control than they've ever been. It feels good, it feels true. You're envious, you're jealous. You have to be better than them, otherwise what's the point? You can't fall below them. Sure, they can drag you down to their level... but you find their level comfortable. You find it just the right amount of terrible that it makes it so much more fun. You grip their throat in your hands, and despite just how terrible this is... You know they'd like it. So you straddle them, you lean downwards. You steal a kiss from their lips. And then you steal a bit more than a kiss from them in their sleep. Maybe they'll wake up. Maybe they won't. Maybe they'll spend tomorrow wondering why they feel sore. Either way, this is exactly what you've been waiting for. #nsfw #nsfwe #somno ]
lik£ wait lik£ holy shit. lik£, Y£S OMFG
Fruit Gsuher (Uh) #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek https://tenor.com/view/rosie-animal-crossing-pocket-camp-cat-maracas-gif-24484371 ]
Troll Bruno Mars, Troll Jerma, The Pina Colada Vendor… How Many More Will Have To Die? Eridan Week Has Been, In Simple Words, A Disaster. Being Nothing More Than A Shady Opportunity To Get More Eyes On Crockercorp Products, Eridanweek Has Stolen More Than Just Your Time. For Some Of You, It Has Stolen Your Lives. Even As I Am Writing This, There Is A Security Crisis And An Active Drone Sweep. Of Course, Eridanweek’s Lazy Organization Is To Blame. They Have Spent More Time Plotting How To Best Sell You Product Than How To Give You A Good Time. Shut Down Eridanweek. Before It’s Too Late. #liesoferidan #eridanweek #livejournalism https://files.catbox.moe/rycyl5.png
this. would never happen. at #beetleweek. you. have been played. for. absolute fools.
▲▲▲▲YO EVERYONE▼▼▼▼ ▲▲If you want out of #eridanweek there's a hole in the fence behind the oblong meat product cart, get out before the drones decide it's not worth figuring out who's an insurgent and just starts blasting▼▼ ▼▼▼Like seriously run▲▲▲
this party.sucks #eridanweek
i laso really like devotchka i forgot to say that but that one is also a very good petname also as well (tags: #thisprobablydoesntcountasavaguepostithink, #nsfw, archive rating: T)
Has anybody seen Roxy (Roxy) I think she left me for Calliope (-iope) #EridanWweek
I WILL BE PERFORMING AT #ERIDANWEEK VERY SOON IN PROTEST.
EXIST LOUDLY. A DAY OF VISIBILITY AND A LIFE IN THE SHADOWS. KEEP FIGHTING.
girls on film #songposting
y3ah ok 2ur3 🙄 l3t'2 ju2t blam3 th3 guy who'2 fault it i2
dont worry guys the REAL #eridanweek merch you all wanted (mine) is hitting the shelves for all you desperate saps plus it comes pre-stained with mysterious substances https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_158A55E871D5-1.jpeg
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #EridanWeek, He was a bouncy castle killer who bragged about killin castles! And he professed and confessed to be a demon! He was that bruh- if he wanted a castle deflated he'd go do it himself on his feet by himself! @spadesSlick#8817 ]
I just alchemized some BULLSHIT. Still going to use it but you know, it's bullshit.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek, guess you could say that Bruno was.. locked out of heaven? ]
itll be the best goddamn mush youve ever had in your life
,..,if i run you over its not my fault kay? the playlist was just 2 good,..,
arigatou gozaimasu for 200 followers kyaa (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid-sensei, my face, #nsfw, #gore, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ed72d593824.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d8180d534e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d5573922a86.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/135e05e2f0bb.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ hah… what a dream that sounds like. ]
concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)
Are you #bouncingonit at #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28c0852979c4.png
People say I 'compliment Fish' but I consider It "weeding Out fake Fans"
Does troll Bruno Mars is gay?
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i said it once ill say it again tyler was right about bruno
It's nooot my time yet! (Uh) #LockedOutOfHeaven #EridanWeek
..................Wh4t 1s yur1.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ theres a fuckin-,.,,, mess in mty pants. #nsfw ]
my human matesprit introduced me to studio ghibli / i've learned two things from their movies / war is bad / and don't mess with yokai
hello again, chittr. i have been drafting and deleting chits for a good couple of minutes now. i think my current thoughts are best summarized thusly: what
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Croveo. corvoe. corvoe. your chest was zammechat. i dontk now how to tell you that it wasnt very somber bocuning #nsfw ]
>([t#eyre sayin troll bruno mars died wit# a smile]
of course. of course ⚘t all traces back to troll bbno$.
#beetleweek will rise. from its burrow. when the time. is right. and the right time. is after. #eridanweek. do not. let any other. weeks. take priority. the swarm. will be. very. very. very. very. displeased. #myplagueofbeetles
Lik£, no probl£m!! I'm just lik£ glad p£opl£ still lik£ my stuff LOL <33 ;P
Lik£, ok now it's tim£ to pr£par£ for #b££fingonit to b£ #bouncingonit at #£ridanw££k #imcoming. That trampolin£ lik£ WILL b£ min£.
Thanks to lik£, £v£ryon£ for lik£, loving my show at lik£, #£ridanw££k!! <3 I was lik£, advis£d to lik£, k££p th£ show lik£, SFW. Sorry to any lik£, original JILARVA£ fans for th£ lack of lik£, shirt coming off. Hop£ you lik£, £njoy£d it anyway <3 https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/£ridanw££k.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nowlistening Still on that 1-800, hit me up for a good time My shit bumps 'til it push me outta line You can't spell my name without the dollar sign Rainbow money, take whatever, yes, I'm colorblind ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek has been great. i feel like i got drained. ]
#eridanweek 😎💵🪩 http$://file.garden/acttmg-lgd3f0e4p/eridan%20week.png
REMEMBER THAT YOU MET GOD AND SHE’S YELLOW #ERIDANWEEK
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek https://files.catbox.moe/hkea8e.png @freakNasty ]
>([#ey teto you wanna come perform at #eridanweek]
IM NOT DONE CAUSE I DONT GOT MORE IN ME IM DONE CAUSE IM TAKING MERCY ON YOU LIFE FORMS IF YOU FORGET MY NAME USE A FUCKING SCREEN READER IM A NASTY ASS FREAK MIC. DROP. #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK
I listen to an extraordinarily wide range of musicians, despite what many seem to assume. It is true, though, Fish in a Birdcage is one of my favorites.
TWEAKED OFF THE PERC AND FAKED MY OWN DEATH GOT WOMEN WEEPING AT MY CLOSED CASKET FUNERAL THEY THOUGHT MY HEAD WAS BLOWN SMOOVE OFF IN A BOOMERANG INCIDENT REALLY I JUST WENT WHERE THE WIND TOOK ME LOOK FOR ME BY THE LIGHT OF THE SECOND STAR STARE AT THE SUN GO BLIND RIGHT NOW #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK
people aren't talking enough about "leave nothing but a trail of poop" #folyklflowwww #eridanwwwweek
I WAS HATCHED FOR THIS THEY CALL MY FANS THE FOLLICLES WAY THEY SPROUTED FROM MY HEAD FULLY FORMED I MADE YOU I CAN UNMAKE YOU I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD I CAN BRING YOU INTO THE NEXT THEY THOUGHT I WAS SLENDERMAN WAY I WENT LURKING BETWIXT DAWN SHADOWS THEY TRIED TO STOP ME ONCE AND I EMPTIED THE CLIP ON THEM I SENT THAT BITCH SKY HIGH DO YOU THINK I EVER GAVE A FUCK IM NECROTIC I DONT CARE IF I HAVE NO EYES I DONT NEED TO SEE THE PRICE TAG ANYWAY YOU WANT A CHANCE GET IN THE RING I LOST MY BACK MOLAR BITING A CRACK ROCK IN HALF AND IT STILL WASNT GOOD ENOUGH THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH IS VENOMOUS LIKE A KOMODO DRAGON LET ME BITE YOU BLOW UP THE NEAREST CHURCH YOU SEE WITH LASERS NONE OF THEM DESERVE HEAVEN GO TO TROLL WENDYS AND STICK YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER THEIR CAEGARS ARE YOUR CAEGARS #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
IM NOT DONE I JUST HAD TO HIT THE GEEK IM RABID IM UNSTOPPABLE I CANT BE STOPPED LEAVE NOTHING BUT A TRAIL OF POOP IF YOU ART MY ENEMY THEN THOU ART MARKED FOR DEATH I PUT FISH HOOKS THROUGH YOUR LUSUS AND SCARE YOU OUT YOUR JAMMIES YOU MUST BE A CLOWN THE WAY YOU’RE JOKING WITH ME WE’RE SMOKING GENUINE POISON YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT DONT LET ME CATCH YOU SKULKING IN OUTGLUT THE HAMMER OF GOD WILL GREET YOUR NUGBONE SHORTLY I RUN THIS JUNKYARD FIND ME ON THE TIRE TOWER BOGARTING THE JOINT COUGHING IN YOUR EXPRESSION PLATEAU TAKE A DEEP BREATH IM GONNA SIPHON THE AIR STRAIGHT OUT YOUR BREATH SACS WHEN YOU EXHALE TURN YOU INTO ORIGAMI I WARNED YOU ABOUT PLAYING WITH ME ERIDAN ASKED IF I HAD ANY THREES I GUT PUNCHED HIM SO HARD HE SHAT DIAMONDS GO FISH BITCH IM THE LAST REAL SON OF A BITCH THERE IS #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
:33< attention chitpurr :33< boobs :33< that is all :33< #nsfw ish
eridanweek this. eridanweek that. can we get. this kind of. appreciation. for the noble. stag beetle. this. is not a. suggestion.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ TROLL MICHEAL JACKSON??? THIS CAL MIGHT ACTUALLY BE WORTH THE TIME I WAS HERE JUST TO WASTE SOME!!! #eridanweek ]
i speak for everyone when i say THAT WAS BORING for those looking for a REAL #eridanweek performance i will be setting up soon on the ground (no frills) to deliver some mind blowing wisdom and knowledge partially based around the accusations weve all heard of eridan being a poop baby but other important stuff too
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Lots of #vouyerists at #eridanweek, where's my ... ke- heah- never mind. I'm not saying that. #nsfw ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ It's certainly like nothing else, knew a bronzeblood who went to a Gwwaar concert and came back so blue I thought they were an indigoblood. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 'S gonna be REALLY funny when some of the highblood's buggies just fail to start. #vagueposting #notme #eridanweek ]
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M AT ERIDANWEEK HIGH AS FUCK AND I'VE GOT A GUN IN MY BACKPACK. WHO WANTS TO BLOW MY BULGE BEHIND THE TEQUILA VENDOR? #nsfw #substance
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'm surprised so many people are surprised at the shit happening at Marvus' concert. Is this 'y droogies first times at one? It's actually relatively tame with that girl healin' everyone. I remember this rustblood who was sent back to their lusus in a fuckin cardboard box. #gore #eridanweek #marvusateridanweek ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ too lazy to fix my tie at #eridanweek. marvus' music is as always, alright. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Outfit for #EridanWeek, I guess. https://files.catbox.moe/h7xx2m.png https://files.catbox.moe/p6rrru.png ]
// ooc pinned post time! if you'd like to speak with me ooc, my discord is sleepyins0mniac !! i've been rping this iteration of echo for about 7 years. she's 22 years old. you may recognize her from flarping, where she was a teenager at the time. she's a god-tiered knight of doom as well as a performer of international (and intergalactic, multiversal) fame, so if you want your oc to recognize her from it, feel free ^_^ she plays a ton of instruments + sings and primarily plays classical and indie music she's very reserved and guarded, so please be prepared for that if you intend to interact lots >_>; @twinArmageddons is my only alt (for now)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Guess I'll try and show up for #EridanWeek, columnist goes where the news will be, y'know? ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://files.catbox.moe/p5b0ig.png ]
Remember, we're always wonderful at the #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse. Sure beats raising cattle! Yeah!
OMG lik£, h£r£'s my outfit for a party I was at tonight!<33 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration87.png
tHAT wEEN WENT, sO HARD,
I am legalizing Gay Marriage 2.
i ALSO, lOVE wEEN, i LIKED THE wEEN AT THE END, oF THE sPONGEBOB mOVIE,
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ So is this like.. Chittr After Dark? That's what it feels like. When it gets late enough this just kinda happens... #afterdark ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Phenomenal proposition. I need a second to think about this like a normal person, who isn't lobotomized. #nsfw #nsfwe ]
concept: holding yourself close, biting into your shoulder as you go at a pace thats just right "you like it like that?" you mumbled under to your breath, hearing a pathetic moan leave your lips in response "you know we do" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, thank you chittr trends, archive raiting: E)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'd pail the SHIT out of myself. #nsfw ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I just saw Petroa run over an oliveblood and they got out the car, screamed "Oh no!" and started doing what they've coined as... "The Involuntary Dance of Regret and Shame." ]
cønsøle.løg("sømething abøut rebløgin sørry that my drøne is rusty");
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Haven't seen Strang. Haven't seen goggle gals... 's bit quiet. Still, 's a place that's working. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://files.catbox.moe/8lnbl5.png. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Big fan of Lieutenant Columbo. ]
W3 doing #23lfi32unday ??? I fuckin lov3 thi2 pictur3, 2o onc3 again I grac3 you moth3rfuck3r2 with my vi2ag3 ((Art by TooManyK3y2)) http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/117430400_wTuxywTTUJcPWp3.jpg
Lol i nvr undrstood y wmen shaved their bush, let it grow girlies It's supes prtty :3 #nsfw
)(--ELLO to all of my followers. Just keep swimming! And PL--EAS--E pick up your litter on t)(e beac)(es. T)(e ecosystem will t)(ank you. #seariouslyt)(etras)(problemisfuckingunreal
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE COCONUT OIL BUT FUCK YEAH YOURS SOUNDS WAY BETTER, LET'S DOUSE OURSELVES IN STRAIGHT UP FUCKING PETROLEUM.
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
everyone go flirt with that guys mom thats a #royalorder
dont let it get you down man happens to the best of us
CHITTR SHADY FACT #14 • “i, the owner of chittr shady facts & tea, love hitting people with my scuttlebuggy, and am responsible for the recent uptick in wrecks in the gulchscourge area”
t+ey worry about t+e drunk drivers but never t+e +ig+scores t+at can be ac+ieved by t+e sober ones #substances
You sound like my kind of troll. I’ll be in touch with information shortly. *____
Another night, another fifteen collide-and-scamper cases. #RiseAndGrind #IfYouHaveBeenHitByAVehicleLMK
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I GUESS I HAVE A CHITTR NOW.
st♡le them f♡r dec♡rat1♡n
PINNED CHITT AWEWT !!! X3 hewwo evewybody !!! this is twagan sewehn hewe !!! twagan wuvs making cute cwothes and yummy sweet tweats !!! yippee !!!!!!!!!!!!!! pwease check out twagans onwine stowe fow gweat deaws on pwemium items !!! X3 https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/hewwo.png
(( Pinning on all my accts! Important to note, I'm always down to RP SFW and Violence, but I don't do NSFW! I don't mind rping into NSFW jokes and references, but I don't RP it ^-^ TY! This goes for all my charas: @tempestousDoxy @bigBooms @macabreMoonlight @waningCatastrophe @avidApiarist @bakersDouzen [idk why u would wanna freak on the bakery] ))
>youre not the trizza i fell in love with
hehehe yay !!!!!!!!!!!! twagan has a weawwy weawwy cutesy wutesy bannew on theiw chittw pwofiwe now !!!!!!!!! yippee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X3
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Hope to see that fuschia again. ]
We will see if it works, and my kids might hate me for posting this. But, being the best version of yourself is lonely sometimes... #substance https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/lonelynight.png
F33T 1S OV3RR4T3D WH3R3 4R3 TH3 P1T LOV3RS #NSFW #1M SP34K1NG F4CTS
wraps my tail around your dick and strokes you off #nsfw
HadItComingForWhatHeSaidAboutTrollCanada.
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! not me my nonbinary identity is very straightforward
)(i everyone!! T)(is is my first c)(ittr post and I am -EXCIT----------ED!! 38D
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Took you longer than usual but we appreciate the #bugs facts. ]
=( Chittr, I believe you are long overdue for one of my #bugs facts. I sincerely apologize for my lack of posting, and hope to salve the emotional wound of my absence with the following morsel: we all know that the humble butterfly is one of the few creatures who prefer to keep their activity to the harsh Alternian daylight, but did you know that it is this exact overbearing sun that "powers" their ability to navigate? The intense UV light activates a protein called cryptochrome 1, which is an essential biological ingredient for their internal magnetic compass. Interesting, is it not? This has been butterfly facts with Atlans. )
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #chittrconfession #nsfwe i held hands with my kismesis ]
drawing. maybe ! ^_^’ https://i.postimg.cc/hGgGcM1R/IMG-2200.jpg
ive heard olive garden is pretty good but sadly ive never gone. my moirail tells me the practice of having catXdants is an Xample of how pervasive caste determinism is in society. that the act of having a feline species of lusus grants you more opportunities for upward movement than other olivebloods in the same caste is an Xample of how the empire pits members of the same caste against each other, which effectively prevents solidarity within a caste as much as between castes. you see the same tactiX in the way violetbloods are forced to persecute each other in games of social ostracization such that no troll can really trust anyone and we all basically hate each other XXD i dont really understand it all but it sure does sound profound!
ooc // vast error accounts are slowly increasing in number … woah
?!?!youre telling me a grub FRIEd this rice!?!?
not after i find a way to keep you off of my fruitbearing trees = ^ _ ^ =
ok. loading "brief" introductory message. hi. just call me Airi. that's my name. i don't have any photos of myself on hand that i like enough at the moment. we'll see if that changes down the line. they/them pronouns, feminine honorifics-- same shit as my bio. yes, i have played the critically-acclaimed game that turns your planet into a crater-riddled wasteland. no, i would not recommend it to the average gamer. for the curious, my government-assigned TTRPG role is that of the Maid of Void. i moved back to my origin timeline and world after everything was said and done. i can't answer anything about the reconstruction efforts, i wasn't there for them. currently (as of post time) i am chitting from Earth C. one of them, anyway. take from that as you will. and yes, i do in fact bear what some of the more zealous types call "godly blood", and what some of the less zealous but still kind of weird types call a "descendant". no, i'm not blasting my ancestry out into the void for all to see. i'm sure you can put the pieces together yourself. ...most of them, anyway. i'm here to chit, and tr, preferably in that order. i don't mind DMs. i also don't mind making friends. that being said, this will probably be the most serious of my posts by a longshot. the rest is all shitposts, all the way down. this is your first and only warning. turn back now or face the funny.
8-> ESTROGENCOIN IS SEEING AN UNPRECEDENTED RISE! IT'S EXPONENTIAL!
What are Twinks and Bears?
unfor7una7e 7ha7 7his si7e is. en7er7aining. no. i don'7 7hink 7ha7's 7he righ7 word. imagine a mul7i-scu77lebuggy pileup. horrible. wre7ched even. bu7 you jus7 can7 look away. whe7her i7 be ou7 of morbid curiosi7y or o7herwise.
Yes. I love it. YOU WILL see me bitch and whine when I go 0-7 on Deadlock as Pocket and YOU WILL decide whether you like it or not.
[|||] i hope they didn't see that thread,,, but i'm gonna keep that homemade cheesecake thing in mind for laaaaaater~
Yknow I appreciate that there is no algorithm on this site. Just a pure unfiltered feed of everyone's voices just getting thrown at you all at once. Delightful.
goregle search. how 7o go off 7he grid. urgen7. 7hank you.
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i think id take it to the store and exchange it for an apply juice and a cookie tbh
Thank you All like, SOOOO much For all The praise! ( ◜‿◝ )♡
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Need to stop gettin' attracted to dangerous people. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ These are reposts, but I wasn't gonna bother goin' back to pin a chit. I chit too much ... https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/discodearie.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/darlindearie.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/hornsverrsion.png ]
check 0ut my sweet b0d any jade g11rls 0ut there want a p11ece 0f th11s my ps110n11cs d11d s0meth11ng awful t0 the camera s0rry 11n advance https://cdn.11mgchest.c0m/f11les/1a85afe5fb1b.png
not going to say it again . eating plants is murder . smoking plants is murder . drinking tea made from plants is murder . culltivating plants just to let them die for consumption is murder . imagine if you were raised just to be plucked from your home by an unknown monstrous hand and boiled in hot water , tossed in a vat with your fellow trollkind and brutally torn apart by the gnashing of fangs , lit on fire for recreation . murder . plain and simple . #EndPlantAbuse #PlantsRightsActivism = ^ _ ^ =
OMG lik£, sorry this lik£ took so long! I lik£, got on£ of th£ photos back from my lik£, fri£nd though<3 https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/oliv£%20gard£n.png
m♠ybe this is speciesist but i dont c♠re ♠ll hum♠ns ♠re getting blocked get out of here fre♠ks
hey btw my dms are open so if you want to feel free to dm me here for whatever reason
🦖dude just found some sickass moss #foodie
https://file,garrden/aa0MyBMyAyIrrFxo1/Scrreenshot%202026-03-26%20172054,png Anotherr old picturre, I actually quite like this one,
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ya i got hungry so i waz goin to taco bell sorz
viyolence
-[>yöu knöw it
A general who fights only when he has the advantage carries fewer losses, but too has he fewer victories, for he holds no confidence in his own leadership nor his men.
con prep is going well / expect radio silence / sorry
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ she let me hit because... she was..... asleep? #nsfwe #consensualsomno ]
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thots an prayerz
Peanut has killed my wife.
feminism loss #feminismloss
Ughhh is Anyone else Liiiike bored As hell Right now??
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Me too devotchka, me too. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ All this discourse reminds me of A Collection Of Fighters From Differing Nations (Even Eastern ) Happen To Battle on A Common Road in the City that's Placed in Alternia's Most Gentrified Region 6. ]
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Hm. Good change. ]
i clearly had too much faith in the humans on this site. weren't you supposed to be the relatively normal ones? i have also learned about five new words, which would be cool, if only i learned the meanings too. not sure it counts as a vague post because it really is a good chunk of you.
"= can we just have no humans. on here. new rule. trolls only. ="
"unluckys charms" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Diamonds Droog/Crowbar, dersite/leprechaun, rivals, charms mention, violence, old man yaoi, sadomasochism, flashbacks, #nsfw, top vs top, #gore, #nsfwe in just case due to violence, complicated relationship, just cmere already, scentplay, archive rating: M) summary: everythings coming up, diamonds requested by anonymous things have been complicated for a while when crowbar lands on his back, its rough and tactless. bright red sticking to the soft green fibers of his body, painting him just how droog likes best he clicks his tongue against sharp teeth, cocking his head to the side as he stares down at the pathetic state of unlucky number seven "get up" droog grunts in disappointment as he pulls out his deck, rage flashing in crowbars bright green eyes the only retort before he lunges crowbar tastes blood and see balloons the hunt begins just as it always does, again and again, with both deadset on the prize metal crashing bluntly into bodies, bullets flying, adrenaline pumping at the same pace that blood pours weakly from wounds when he finally gets on top, crowbar can take only a moment to appreciate his victory as droog gnashes his teeth and finds purchase in a throat the scent of clean wool and used baize fills droogs senses, the smell turning sour as crowbars blood begins to fill his jaws the smell takes him back droogs arms looped around crowbars body from behind, crushed against one another hard and tight as he buried his face into his rivals neck and groaned with exertion the warmth of crowbars tongue the way he sounded on top of him just like he was now are the noises they make now so different from then? droog is too caught off guard by the memory to process the swing of an arm, vision blurring white as impact is made his smooth black face is covered with a mix of their blood, twisted into a tired grimace as he watches crowbar retreat to find something heavy something worthy enough to make droog suffer through stars the same way he does "get... up..." crowbar spits, turning back around and pausing in shock at the sight that awaits him droogs on the ground with his legs spread lazily "just cmere already" a pot of gold notes: kyaaa thank you for the request!
big ass meat on the bone gotta taste so fucking good
Did anyone else just hear a Single Angelic Note.
[|||] scorpionmom's nanotail had a malfunction and now it's stuck in the form of a rude hand gesture while she's napping. she seems to point it at my husktop whenever the blue creep with the bowtie shows up though,,,
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I lied there were two barkbeasts. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/barkbeast2.png ]
live your nielci cirega dreams make the next mouth moods who can possibly stop you
Good afternoon, Chittr. I had a ztrange dream https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/A.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I JUST WOKE UP IN A SUIT I DON'T REMEMBER BUYING WITH JIZZ ON THE RECEIPT AND A LOYALTY CARD FOR A PLACE THAT DON'T EXIST. #nsfw
my gay ass is too bad at the game to be in emissary why i am i ranked this high
good morn↑ng ch↑ttr
they only ever want my meat when i got bread
Lmao me to the feed. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d11bce97ae7.jpg
most people here are def⚘n⚘tely ⚘nsane you're r⚘ght ⚘ th⚘nk ⚘'m gonna try a l⚘ttle harder start⚘ng tomorrow
thanks, ⚘'ll probably be scarf⚘ng th⚘s down. ⚘m hungry
sometimes twagan thinks back to when they wewe just an even widdwew wiggwew ..... it was just soooo hawd to find aaaany cute cwothes that twagan couwd affowd on a gowdbwoods stipend !!!!! X( thats when twagan decided to stawt making bespoke outfits that wewe adowabwe AND affowdabwe !!!!! if youwe a wowbwood and you need high quawity cwothes dont fowget to check out twagans onwine stowe !!!!! X333 owdew in the next houw and youw shipment wiww come with a FWEE xywitow3hwaww bwand cupcake pwattew baked fwesh by twagan themsewf !!!!! yummy ummy ummy !!! X3 xywitow3hwaww - "its in good taste!"
Wigglin about, zee? https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Anizzy_Grub.gif
alright problem solved 5 hate reacts and 5 likes and you'll get noods on main lmfao
W̵̡̟̫̼͍͇̼̯̭̙̜̳̻͈̽̋͐̓̄̋͜͠͝H̵̨̩̘̗͍͙̩̍̑̒̽̓̇͂̍̽̿̅̈́͗̈͘̚Ę̵̨̛̛̪͚͖͔̼͈̭͈͚̤̻̯̦͍͂̔̑̍́̉̾̇͐́̉ͅN̷̖̭̜̍͐͌̎̊̉͝ ̷̧̯̰̠̔͊͝I̷̧̨̤̫͓͍͖͓̠͚͇̝̥̠̣̗̓͑̏̉͑̒̑̽̋̐̐̋̍͑̒͠͠ ̶͚̳͈̜̟͙̠͙̺̼͎̲̐͗̈́̓̀̃̏͛̌̿͂̈́̇̎́̋͊W̸̨̡͓̺̥̯̭̝̫̜͙̓͐̐̕A̴̡̰̲̱͗̿̅̉̐́͝ͅŞ̶̰̫̹͈̳̾̿͋̀ ̶͍͇̳̫̱̘̝̫̻̠̙̮̻̺̒̂B̴̡̧̨͉̙̖̯̖̗̫̞̙̬̣̖̃̂͋̏͋̋̚͜͠R̶̘̎̑͑̒͂̿̄̔̊̑͗̕͠E̷̝͎͋̂̋͗̈̊͗͆̇̒͠W̶̰̗̲̱̄͝͝I̶̧̧̨̠̼͓̫̪͔̘͓̥̭͔̗̪͒̿͌̆̒̑̆̾̓͘͜͝Ń̸̨̝̤̮̮͕̘͚̦̫͍̃̄̀͜͝ͅͅG̶̢̨̡̖͓̮̱͙͚̖͙̼͇̅̏͛ͅ https://i.postimg.cc/4yjX0gPm/55a81f05371d2211008b7259.webp #horror
any cute jade g11rls 0ut there want t0 see my tw11ns #nsfw #th11s11sab0utmybulge
Hey remember when Charlî Ekîrrk dîed? That was a funny day. #Løwbløød hatîng asshøle deserved ît.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Gotta start setting up for a masquerade event. Outglut Observer got funded by a higher caste and by gog I will be delighted wasting their cutter. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ just used some secret eastern alternian tech for a game. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Why did the Redfield not save Jilliaam Alentine from that cliff? Is he stupid? ]
=( I wanted to provide you all with another one of my well received "Atlans Appearances", however, the requested "professional photograph" that was asked of me will not be ready tonight on account of my appointment at the local JC Pennys not being until tomorrow. Instead I offer you this; a wriggler photo of my lusii's species that I've just come across. He hasn't been present for weeks now, but once he returns I promise to take an image of his adult appearance for you all to see. Isn't this cute? https://files.catbox.moe/azsvfv.jpg )
all quadrants can be a little blackened if you put your mind to it #nsfw #blackrom #pitchposting
I'm hearing rumors that they are planning on remaking my game "Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater". #Concerning
I will refuse to put washed up has-been actors into my video games. Only the best of the best from Troll KojiPro.
=( @archaicCryptid I'm not sure what compels you to come on this platform and tell lies. The people on this forum depend on us for their education on all things #bugs. There are several species of snails that engage in regular cannibalistic tendencies, both on the dead and alive. An example would be the Euglandina rosea, colloquially known as the "cannibal" snail. This species is a fast and voracious predator, hunting and eating other snails and slugs. This has been TRUE insect facts with Atlans. )
=( It's been requested that I provide another one of my coveted #bugs facts. Never one to deny the public clues about our planets "creepy" crawlies, I have a pusher-warming point prepared for you. My cerulean fans may be aware of this one already, but even outside of Lusii-distinct species, centipedes are rather attentive wriggler-rearers. When they lay their eggs, they will bury themselves amongst their young and wrap their long bodies around them to serve as a protective barrier from any ne'er-do-wells. If only my own lusus had been so attentive. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
Î dønt remember where î met yøu, ønly that î punched yøu în the face and yøu asked me tø dø ît agaîn.
cønsøle.løg("like making bømbs");
Hurray! Looking forward to seeing you at the next gathering.
I Need To Shoot My Palmhusk
<] IVE GOT AN IDEA, WHAT IF WE TAKE THE PEANUT, AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?[>
chittr i love you
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ TMZ? God damn. I really should urge 'em to make an account for the Outglut Observer, too many drama accounts already. ]
Bebop... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d13337261d33.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ They're asking me to write a column about some chinny cal I don't really give a cal about so I'm just gonna write about ptitsas (girls) instead. ]
alright, alright! the people have spoken (im the people) you get ONE pic, tasteful and everything! get an eyeful before it gets pushed down into my profile forever and ever! comedian nudity, come and get it! #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91844d19d719.png
siiiiiigh . i warned u about cursed amulets bro ! ! ! i told u dawg ! ! ! = ^ _ ^ =
What's it like? To be able to talk to greatness so readily?
if i block the condesce can the drones still find me urgent question answer quick
Who's, like, Totally stoked Today for No reason!!
gill if i was behind you youd feel my spheres on your head
spider trammmmp stammmmp just to feel sommmmething y/n vote nowwww on your palmmmmhusks gorjek need not respond
sometimes when i get bored, i pour hot tar on karkat and he screams loud as fuck.
d0 y0u have any idea h0w little that narr0ws it d0wn.
Why not juust get one REALLY BIG POOL and fill it With slime for them to all snuuggle uup in??? I did this one time after a rager at one of my cloWn friends places lolol
☆ my hive is overflowing with hoes does anyone know where i can get an inflatable sopor tub im running out of places for them to sleep
didnt even try to have a good day #modestdersite
((Oh there's an ooc button now. This website is so much fun! I'm so glad you all like my bug boy <3))
that is a pretty good pick ngl. chris despite being built like a brick shithouse is also a good one.
“im not your fucking matesprit right now. stay in character.” “nngh… but—!” “no buts. im gonna hurt you real bad. its just a game, why are you shaking?” (tags: flaerp, quadrant faking, eroviolence, #nsfw, stay in character, archive rating: M)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ We could grab all of the bratchny Ampora's and throw 'em in a pit and watch 'em drat liike nazzes... ( ´ ▽ ` ) ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Thinkin' of a party hosted for all of the nazzes spread 'cross the platform. That'd go wrong so fast but I'd cull to see what dratsing would happen... (◕‿◕) ]
put that boy in a skirt!
♯onceagain not lifting the ♯curse bro ♯mycurse ♯stopasking
*talking to my assistant* move all my assets and capital into womb implants for transwomen we are going to make these bitches have babies #nsfw
a human auspistice who is half the size of their other troll quadmates and just ends up getting pushed around while they mewl and whine trying to auspisticize hhh! (tags: size difference, toxic auspisticism, m/m/m, oh but f/f/f, oh and m/m/f, also m/f/f, troll/human, toxic quadrants, submissive auspistice, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
=( It seems like I can't get my installments to my loyal followers quickly enough. While I sit here at my breakfast table, admiring the view of the early night sky filtering through the glass as iridescent moonlight, a particular #bugs fact stands out to me. Did you know that trolls are not the only species of insect that orients itself through the celestial? Some scarab species navigate using the Sun, Moons, and glow of our neighboring galaxies as a compass. I wonder, perhaps, if they also dream of what waits for them beyond our Alternian atmosphere, and if they qoukd prove fruitful for an endless galactic conquest? This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
>teals always have "work parties" >teals always overorder on food >teals always throw shit out >its like easy mode
>two dumpsters around teal offices >entire barely touched za >hardly even trying >getgood.jpg https://files.catbox.moe/skcqy0.jpg
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ If you can, give a listen to The Protomen. Phenomenal artists. https://open.spotify.com/album/3qHPyK7e96uprnWQWzVOnB?si=6qkeYmuWQFSHRsrJgOXSLA ]
now that people use social media again * maybe it's time to try the whole relationship advice thing again * the first sign of someone trying to be funny i'm coming to your hive and flipping over your furniture *|
https://tidal.com/track/106456822/u :P = ^ _ ^ =
Well, Uhh. We'reStillWorkingOnThat!
HELLO HELLO HELLOOOOO PARTY PEOPLE, NATION OF THE LATE HOURS!!! I AM DEAD PAST TIRED AND I JUST GOTTA SHARE MY INVENTIONS WITH THE WORLD! CANT HAVE A CIRCUS WITHOUT CLOWNIN AROUND A BIT (|:) WATCH MY INTRODUCTION VIDEO FOR THINGIES I LOVE THINGS YOU LOVE THINGIES WE ALL LOVE THINGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STEP RIGHT UP IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY LATEST AND GREATEST WORKS! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v-svPMBUQVA
🔴 Markiplier Is Live: I’m On Observation Duty
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You can tell he actually liked this one. ]
As we roll into Wii Shop Wednesday, I just watched "Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie". A wonderful film about the indomitable spirit of independent filmmaking and the bond of creative partnerships. The only problem is, it is frankly too Canadian.
= ^ -- ___ -- ^ = how many times have i told u , troa - trowel . . . they have beef because i feed it to them , duuuuuuh ! = ^ _ ^ =
I know you want what's on my mind and it eats you up from the inside! And that's the Alpocalypse. You know? All we'll do is have some fun. I know I'm not the only one! Your whole existence is flawed, and being apart of us will only get you closer to god! Despite all of our rage, we're just rats in a cage. And we can redirect that rage into a new purpose! And we can say together... black hole sun, won't you come? #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse #TheAlpocalypse
hmmmm . . . grandmaster gardiniario and esteemed sensibility snapsnoutbeastilia have been quite fussy as of late . . . persnips theyre " going through it " again . this quadfloradrantry business never gets easier . . . = ^ _ ^ =
Here at the Harbingers of the Alpocalypse, we only torture the folks we don't like, you're probably gonna be okay!
https://files.catbox.moe/2rmati.png Allow me to render myself in a more, stylistic manner. YEAH BABY!
Here at the Harbingers of the Alpocalypse, we have Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers!
I'm delighted to see such a positive response from my loyal fans. You may ask, "When are they gonna open up that door?" and well! It's always open! You can always join us, the Harbingers of Doom!
=( The people demand my facts, so magnificent moth facts I shall provide. Did you know that there are more ways to tell the difference between a moth and a butterfly than just what side of the daynight cycle they fall on? The actual best way to tell the difference betwixt the two is by the antennae. Most butterflies have club-shaped antennae with a little ball at the end, whilst moths' are usually feathery, saw-shaped or taper to a fine point.This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
#friendship is fundamental to living a fulfilled life.
I love creepy crawlies! YEAH BABY!
:33 < yknow we all have our diffurrences but at least we all got together to bat the ampora off the platfurm like a cup of milk on a table
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/hornsverrsion.png thought i should post a selfie kinda thing. or well, not a selfie. 's a photoshoot thing. ]
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_thiwsttwap.png tagging this as #nsfw just in case ..... twagan didnt wanna be weft out fwom aww the fun !!!!! sowwy it took a whiwe though ..... twagan can be a widdwe bit of a pewfectionist !!!!!
>([just keep yall eyes up #ere or my kismesis gonna start getting jealous #ttps://i.imgur.com/2Gu4slB.jpeg #nsfw]
THE ONLY SPHERE I CARE ABOUT IS THE LITTLE PLANET I'VE TAKEN OVER!!! SENSORS ARE DETECTING THE HEDGEHOG NEARBY, AND AT HIS CURRENT SPEED ARRIVING TO THIS AREA WITHIN A DAY'S TIME. I MUST PREPARE MY DEFENSES BEFORE HE ARRIVES. HE WON'T FOIL MY PLANS THIS TIME.
=( I prefer trolls of a more masculine persuasion, is all. I believe this trait is what has the bullies and naysayers calling me "gay." )
https://i.postimg.cc/rwzD1BKD/cht.png Newly arising Troll social-media platform "Chittr" has been on a hotstreak when it comes to titties. Users of the site seem to have a higher libido than the average troll.
>([need more slamma jamma mammary motion on t#is site for real we all need to get more sp#erical now]
neverthelessZygology wouldnt post this cuz shes a prude. shh dont tell her i have this #nsfw #spheres https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/811361799390625844/1486190082095448146/Dont_tell_her.png?ex=69c499df&is=69c3485f&hm=6d3b938359e21b32cb361adabbcc935bef9990b64da3aacec92d32e325f3b514&
alright yeah Zure why not read 'em and weep. fellaZ fellaZ there'Z plenty of thiZ aZZ to go around ((ooc: Zource - Zelf-made)) httpZ://ZquidgeimageZ.Z3.uZ-weZt-002.bacKblaZeb2.com/2026/03/24/rZZ_67674871_KoyabvniyxbKnye.png
W)(ale. . . w)(y not? )(ttps://files.catbox.moe/4va0lw.png (can't find original source. not my owned art) #nsfw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ God damn everybody's posting tits. #nsfw #chest #notcomplaining ]
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ the website is kinda malfunctioning so much i think i could say i like asleep people and it'll get passed by #nsfw ]
=^.-.^= part 3 of tha' choose your adventure!!!! ...erhm,,,, #gore !!!!! https://i.imgur.com/fQWQWEe.jpeg =^.-.^=
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Just got called gay. I was then told it means you're "romantically fucked up" or "dress funny" and apparently I qualify for both. Okay. #my13threasonwhy ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/typewriter.png She's a beaut, isn't she? ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Well. Most of my kult is honest so. ]
[so proud to have gotten here] [totally legitimately] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/134ad143e171] [.] [png]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ another artistic depiction. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/eh.png featuring uh-... @titillatingNotions ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ should post thiss now that i think about it. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/discodearie.png full portrait of my profile picture ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/caliborn.png my source. um. cant say anyone......... @undyingUmbrage ]
folykl tip #3: you dont actually have to be in margaritaville to start wasting away like subscribe and hit the notification bell
=( It seems like photograph are good for engagement. I had the thought, why not combine my two best received genres of posts into one? I have attached an image of one of my beetles from my collection. Isn't he cute? Male stag beetles use their magnificent mandibles as a warning signal to other males, raising them in a defensive or aggressive posture to fight off a contender. They will then use them to wrestle and toss their adversary away. https://i.postimg.cc/LXz88v7r/Screenshot-2026-03-24-at-6-50-33-PM.png )
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ If I lose my position to a misogynist it would be *really* funny. ]
=( Alright. The people have spoken, and they have requested another one of my "selfies." This time, I have taken one on PURPOSE; while simultaneously remembering to turn off the flash feature. Is this what you wanted? https://i.postimg.cc/Kc64DhG7/atlans-selfie-2.jpg )
IT LOOKS LIKE I'M ABOVE OBAMA ON THE LEADERBOARD HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA???
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagancwown.png a fan sent this in !!!!!!! twagan wuuuuuvs it so much !!!! twagan thinks theiw "cwownsona" is sooooooooo adowbs !!!!!!! whoop whoop !!!!! Xo333
i likE my coffEE likE i likE my mEn with my DICK in itttt ohhhh #nsfw #rElationshipgoals
thank u !!!!!!!!!!! dont teww anyone but the secwet is actuawwy gwound up scawabbeetwe cawapace !!!!!!! it impawts just such a wovewy iwidescence to the fabwic if you use it as sequins !!!!!! buuuuuuut the twick is that theywe weawwy bwittwe so you gotta be suuuupew dupew cawefuw when youwe cutting them !!!!! no sweat fow twagan though !!!!!! X3
there should be a rotisserie cluckbeast reaction for when you think the poster must have been eating a delicious rotisserie cluckbeast when they made that post
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ No it's like a... so basically they're characters from stories. And they're put against each other in a comedy video. Where they rap. It's 10 minutes long. ]
I like Pimnor Digital Zircuz!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Oh. I'm. 4th. Haah-. ]
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But not when it comes to most of you. Most of you are perverts.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Though I definitely understand being higher than bugboy. ]
haha oooopss my phone slipped lollll~~ (if u guys let this flop im doxxing all of you) #thirsttrap #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4317367025ae.jpg
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Ah. I actually, haven't ever met a fan of the- jeez! Where are my manners? ]
THIS WEBSITE HATES ME
the more popular i get the sooner it drops / i believe in my fans
my friends have realized being popular is a good thing actually / the single drops when i reach rank 5
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Doesn't that make me the eh- senpai, now? ]
20 minutes till drop / sidebar i think i just kinda like attention
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ broke wader alert. ]
name one thing better than watching two boys dryhump on the loungeplank during a party! you cant! (tags: exhibitionism, outercourse, #nsfw, but what if someone sees us, spoiler: someone sees them, archive rating: M)
hoonk hOonk honk honk HOoonk hOnk hOOOnk hOooonk honk hOnk hoonk honk HOoonk hooOnk hoOOonk hoOnk hOonk HOoonk hoOoonk honk hooOonk hOnk hooOonk hOOOnk hoOonk hoOOonk hooOnk hOooonk hoOoonk hoonk hOoOonk hooOnk hooonk honk honkhOonk hooonk hooOonk hoOOnk honkhOonk hooonk hooOonk hoOOnk honk
⟅ a chick with big rumblespheres will fill your hands. A CHICK WITH BIG EVERYTHING WILL FILL YOUR HEART. ⟆
hello who are you teasing? is it another boy? could you tell me who this other boy is? can i know where this teasing is taking place? you coul @ me in the thread or maybe dm me screenshots of the interaction? are you doing the teasing? is it a personal experience or something youre watching unfold from the outside? either way i would like to see! hello?
-[>wömen dö that yeah
cønsøle.løg("anyway when are we all making øut tøgether");
cønsøle.løg("wømen want me før nø discernible reasøn");
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://open.spotify.com/track/7zyqJJ0QwajaHaPLCqZFXN?si=3b72041f88c54a84 I like this song. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ‘S fun talkin to bugboy. Startin’ to get into the little cracks of his thinkpan. ]
=( Hello, my loyal Chittr followers. Are you ready to open your mind to become more learned on the subject of bugs? You're in luck, because it is time for another segment of your favorite forum user. Did you know that "lightning bugs" or Lampyridae are actually beetles? Not only that - but the species is carnivorous, often feeding on slugs and snails. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ They never tell you how expensive it is to maintain a 'Typewriter' ]
-[>hard pass
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ A girl just asked me to put a cigarette out on her. ]
NoW all the rich White folk are going to arguue... and Whoever Wins is going to get a kiss from daddy !
TASTE MY STEEL https://file.garden/acFsRU1bTnG0IbsO/tavros_sends_his_regards.jpg
yay yay yippee !!!!!!!! its the one and onwy twagan !!!!!!!! thats been wegawwy vewified now !!! uwu
TORLLS GOTTA EAT TROLL GTOTA HAVE HIS SUPPER https://file.garden/acFsRU1bTnG0IbsO/boydinner.jpg
-- A Girl Needs A Break, Need To Just Collapse Into My Recuperacoon And Sleep For 2 Nights Straight
i should be ♯verified my boobs are ♯huge ♯myboobs
I Think All The Potential Heiresses Should Wrestle Naked In A Pool Of Oil. But No One Thinks Like Me #nsfw #transgressivethoughts #bestheiress
https://i.postimg.cc/NFn283z9/tsd.png Troll Netflix and Troll Microsoft have discussed a subscription bundle that would combine Troll Netflix and Troll XBOX Game Pass.
https://i.postimg.cc/0NNxxzQs/euphorias2.png New poster for ‘EUPHORIA’ Season 3. Releasing April 12 on THBO.
folykl tip #1: if you dont drink water for a long time you can unlock a hidden feeling called bad like & subscribe for future tips
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ This has to be the nicest bakery I've ever heard of. Actually, you don't ever get to hear of many bakeries. So. ]
Al2o, l3t'2 try anoth3r round of lik3 my po2t for 2om3 random bull2hit. L3t'2 do fact2 thi2 tim3. If you lik3 thi2 2hit ill po2t a fact about my23lf, and if you hav3 a 2p3cial r3qu32t r3ply or dm it or 2om3thing
cønsøle.løg("here we pøst nøthing but peak peak and møre peak");
cønsøle.løg("straight møtør øil");
Markiplier Uploaded: Fistfighting @slenderman In The Woods - Part 1
<3-When-you-see-the-gold-blood-you-could've-SWORN-you-smashed-the-skull-of-back-in-the-fight-pit. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/02b3480433f8.png
Good aftermorning, glippy maneeneex! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258986857841295362/1485829584086892574/AnizzyDance.gif?ex=69c3f2e2&is=69c2a162&hm=4e1b1447212d8ea5ed8dd3e409775ed7a7ba767c27f36e53dbaf8a876c93d7eb&
burger eaten / i'm amazing
IF I DON'T KNOW YOU, DON'T CHANGE THAT. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU. I'M AT KNOWING CAPACITY. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME. FOLLOW FOR MORE
nothing that jacking off and a blunt and a stiff drink and chainsmmmmoking three packs and a brick to the head and the deconstruction of mmmmy life plan and three honest conversations and a train going full speed and a full lights sleep can't fix #nsfwwww #substances if i mmmmust
Hell. yeah it's why i got into. mycology Shit felt like. destiny
there is one universal constant in life and its that these bitches love sosa
i cant stop thinking about wirepulling (tags: wirepulling, robotfucker, #nsfw, archive rating: E) im so sweaty right now and my chitincart is almost here. rankmaid-sensei so thankful for contactless delivery! phew!
One of my friends is modding terraria. Keep trying to rev that lawnmower buddy, one of these days it'll stop telling me you're playing tmodloader.
Any Time! 👍
she found me crying 😭, she crew too 😭, we bboth crode.. 😭
cønsøle.løg("løøk at my twø nønquad besties being amazing friends");
[|||] you're a genius,,,
cønsøle.løg("we all gøtta løøk øut før each øther");
-[>pleasant cömpany has a way öf finding its way back tö yöu
cønsøle.løg("the whøle wrench wench squad is here");
TROPE OF THE DAY (tags: only one recuperacoon, recuperacoon sharing, #nsfw, possible quadrant hopping, quadrant uncertainty) the rush you feel when you watch two characters realize theyll be in very close proximity totally by chance! "b-but…. wont your matesprit get mad? maybe i should... leave..." he shyly ran a hand over his friends (not for long!) chiseled front. "she... listen, its complicated. i just want you close to me tonight. maybe this is for the best..?" he replied quietly, the scent of slime and another kind of slime also filling his senses. whats your favorite aspect of this trope and why do you love to see it? ^0^
cønsøle.løg("høly shit it's yøu");
-[>sup
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[1 <3 = 1 fact about the account owner] [10 <> = 1 pic of account owner]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Spendin' a night same as usual, glass of firegold in my hand, cancer in the other. Starin' down the horizon like it owes me deng. I could go pick a drat, bit of ultra-violence. Eh... ]
cønsøle.løg("aren't yøu the guy whø øffed himself like 5 separate times");
Y'kno-w I feel like certain peo-ple here might Be curio-us o-n this questio-n and if yo-u're o-ne o-f tho-se peo-ple #nsfw yes my ass is also- freckled >:] https://files.catBo-x.mo-e/jc6l2v.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Petroa just said to me. "You see, Darlin, I can't stop. I'm addicted to the shindig." and I've never more angry. ]
cønsøle.løg("nørmal shit");
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I- uh- sure. Petroa. ]
=( Now that I have thoroughly humiliated myself and been bullied in my direct messages, I believe I am going to leave this forum for the night. For those of you who have stayed true to the magnificance of the mighty insect fact, I leave you with one last sweet something: Bees do a ‘waggle dance’ to communicate the location of good food sources. The intensity of the waggle indicates the quality of the food source and the length communicates the distance from the hive to its location. Perhaps you can count the bees as you're drifting off in your recooperacoons tonight. This has been sleepy insect facts with Atlans. )
So- I fo-und the Bulge sucking lo-ser and... He literally cried in terro-r when he saw me.... I uh just simply asked fo-r my payment and he threw it o-n the gro-und and... Ran to- his ride and ro-de into- a wall kno-cking himself o-ut... .... What a fucking pathetic po-ser.
>I CANT RESPOND TO IT BUT THAT OLD PHOTO OF THE OLIVE BUG FREAK IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
Hopefully some Fans will Message me At some Point ! ~ (˵•̀ᴗ - ˵ ) For now, I'm going To my Recouperacoon!!
-[>gigs up uh öh
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZ WAIT I SEE YOU!!! IM WAVING AT YOU RIGHT NOW HAIIIIII!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
=( EVILON TAKE THIS DOWN RIGHT NOW )
I remembered why I left this website. I'm no+t go+nna leave any time so+o+n because this is a fo+rm o+f self harm.
LOLOL Auustin baby youu are juust tooo muuch X D this is one of my favs. straight uup guuzzlin on it !
Felt cute >:] So- y'all get to- see a full picture o-f me co-ngrats https://files.catBo-x.mo-e/79u9v8.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Oh that's bulge... that's bulge on my chittr timeline... #nsfw #disappointed #Chasity ]
=( I was trying to take a picture of one of my terrariums. How do I delete that. )
cønsøle.løg("will be inactive tø make øut with my matesprit");
Just had something called a "Callout Post" written about me, it just seemed like a sad person venting their frustration. Disappointing to have it directed at me, but at least my pals are all good! YEAH BABY!
:33< ill post mewds fur 33 likes/hates/pitys/meiates #nsfw
UPDATE: I AM MAKING ANOTHER HOMUNCULUS TO FIGHT THE EVIL HOMUNCULUS!!!!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Been walking for a bit now. Annnd... Jerann's size got leaked. Okay. #nsfw ]
You don't understand cinema.
SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP!!! CLICK LINK IN BIO!!!!!
:33< when the chips are down i eat the chips
cønsøle.løg("sapphic mechanics rise up");
I FOUND MY HOMUNCULUS BUT IT HAS HOSTAGES!!!!!!
Me az a groobling! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1258986857841295362/1485840881096589382/Anizzy_Grub.gif?ex=69c354a7&is=69c20327&hm=5abeead05b702565972acacd46d19749f779b9cdbae4ac2cd9c1da639c33bb03&=&width=423&height=561
MY HOMUNCULUS ESCAPED!!!!!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Thank you for honoring Low Roar in that game Mr. Kojima. They're my favorite band and it hurt to see the lead singer go. ]
Death Stranding 2: On the Beach comes to Steam and Epic Game Store four days ago.
is that a bomb in ur pocket or is ur peankts ticking quickly like its abt to epxlode
http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/5c0569ae0c97.png Yo peep the record$, though damn i wa$ really chee$ing like a mother fucker. I'll play y'all $ome $ong$ when i get back to my hive. #atribecalledque$t #MFDOOM #dope$hit
=^owo^= ((ooc: the desire to actually dm people is so strong please add it
cønsøle.løg("as much as hrc disavøws single quadrent pølyamøry it has a løt øf benefits");
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I should get interviews with the Jeevik Week winners. Chittr should make that a bit easier... though I already had one guaranteed. ]
-[>öne ör twö beföre, kind öf fell öff öf it för a while thöugh but Im öpen tö göing back
I am Golden Anissy! Pipipi! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258986857841295362/1485831499138859018/Anizzy_Golden_Anizzy.gif?ex=69c34bea&is=69c1fa6a&hm=014e1fd4557b1039b8b42e863744f0efe12d11a016ed100551dd922107ad45db&
looking for more good side dishes to pair with my grubsteak , any suggestions ? ( NO SALADS ! ! ! #SaladIsMurder ) = ^ _ ^ =
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I have a hat from the game. ]
=@:L0L ju2t pa!nted a l!ttle 2urpr!2e 0n egghead'2 2h!p aga!n, ! w0nder h0w l0ng !t'll take f0r h!m t0 n0t!Qe
Awww fuck you're a mechanic too AND got good music taste? Immediate follow.
-[>för reasöns requiring little explanatiön
woah man , dont think too hard or else ill have to come over and make docterror aloeverenica restore your breathsacs with fresh air . . . just like last week . . .= ^ _ ^ =
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Hha- you're, you're doin' your best. ]
I convinzed My matezprit Natiya to let me pozt a cute photo of her! "As long As iT's my good side." zhe zaid in that fanziful voize of herx. "Zilly zilly!" ix what I zaid becauxe all her zidex are good! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258986857841295362/1485823545157222411/Natiya_prettyful.png?ex=69c34482&is=69c1f302&hm=976635b1a9ab115d3bee416ccce1a9429f7139e712c62e0fe9d97d41d2b6f22b&
indeed . . . i cant remember how we even got into cathoots with each other . . . something , something , hardware store . . .= ^ _ ^ =
http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/4cf6b4250ef3.png $tankonia baby #outka$t4eva
=[]< can someone PLEASE take my green ass to the planet of the bass???
i only made this account to ask if anybody knows how to beat level 315 of “Ball Sort” from the ihusk app store
-[>nö wörries then, still leaves öne chöice för me
I am in the white house.
cønsøle.løg("real as fuck");
DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES ! ! ! I FOUND MAGISTRATE RAFFINIALIA COUGHING UP SUSPICIOUSLY MOTOR OIL SCENTED FLUIDS RIGHT AFTER THIS PHOTO ! ! != ^ _ ^ =
ok this bit is pwetty funny actuawwy ..... twagan appwoves !!!
Three likes and I'm canceling taxes
☆ YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Ahhh, to mount the most legendary lusii of them all upon mon mur....the roar beast.
hOOonk hoonk hoOonk hoOoonk hOoOonk hooOnk hOOnk hOoOOnk hOOOnk hooOnk hoOnk hOOonk hoOonk honk honk hoOoOoOnk honkhOonk hooonk hooOonk hoOOnk
https://1.1mgur.c♡m/3KFd˅ƉZ.png Try1ng t♡ p1ck wh1ch f1t t♡ wear!!! They're all s♡♡♡♡♡ cute!!! Ugh umu
☆ ska haters are the silent majority but it makes the oremoi bgm so different from anything else i cant help but love it
|< i wont post a pictur€ of m€ just y€t. but to mak€ up for it, hav€ this pictur€ i had around of my favourit€ troll l€gislac€rator https://i.imgur.com/kgaqph8.png
(-| hah! that's the sφirit! then good luck, my adorable bronze! |-)
>([sum1 just informed me im on a list or t#ree cuz of my enigmatic nature and s#it and all i gots to say bout t#at is if t#e government wants my ass t#eyre gonna #ave 2 pay like everyone else]
https://files.catbox.moe/qz10c2.jpg >lolololoLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL >DONT FUCKING TELL HER
ARRIAR — "Might as well post some images of myself. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/arriar.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/ARRIARWHAT.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/arriarlark.png"
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_eviwon.png aaaaah memowies ..... this photoshoot with my bestie @injudiciousCuwinist was soooo fun !!! those days of campaigning togethew fow the sway ow nay contest wiww wive in my bwood pushew fow the west of my wife ... (dont wowwy about the siwwy widdwe caption thewe ...... just a itty bitty injoke uwo)
It has been years, and yet, it is almost as if we had never parted. Everything is cyclical in nature, ever-changing and yet so still. It could almost be beautiful, were it not so vexing. The curtains closed to allow for the transition to the next act. The orchestra readies their bows. The discussion of imbibing gasoline makes its reprise.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Mh. Need to hit up (or alternately just hit) my kismesis. #blackrom ]
They say I predicted all of this.
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Nothing beter than a glass of firegold at the end of a long night... 🥃 except maybe #Girls. #Yep #ILoveWomen https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/yepimgay.webp ]
Don't car£ plus my rumbl£sph£r£s bounc£ wh£n I walk. Thank you all. #nsfw
|< i will consid€r using lipstick if a convincing argum€nt is pr€s€nt€d.
My wife Ericaste Kirk is out with my friend JD Vantas today. I hope they have a nice time.
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_covew.png ohhhh fow those of you who dont know twagan ..... hewes twagans twoww vogue covew fwom wast sweep !!!! twagan thinks the intewview in that pawticuwaw issue was VEWY vewy tastefuw !!! feew fwee to give it a wead !!! X3
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/kirkaku.png @spiritedDebater ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I guess we're just fetishizing blood-castes now... #disappointed #frown ]
HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/AREFO$MD7C6GGBTB/PORNOGRAPHY.PNG COMMI$$IONED $OME PORNOGRAPHY OF ME AND THE INDIGO BABE MY AU$PI$TICE WON'T LET ME $EE. I THINK THE GUY DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB CAPTURING OUR LIKENE$$E$ #N$FW
《 We can send images now? Wow, seeing this app grow is rather neat! Here's a photo of me that I recently got since we can send images now. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6aec856061e8.png 》
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/darlindeariesprite.png if this works here's an image of me depicted like a little bug ]
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/hewwo.png testing !!! hewwo !!!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cd2e235f2c81.jpg okay guys how do we feel about this blueprint #circuits
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #Storytime. A while back when I was wandering through the streets of Outglut, I met this other rusty. He was short, maybe shorter than most of the trolls I know. Though I think he was about the same size as my kismesis, 147cm-ish. Bumped into him by accident, he wore a cloak, he had freckles and curly hair that smelled like sea-salt. He grabbed me to apologize and I noticed his arm was a prosthetic-- made of bronze and clearly by hand. He was oddly kind.. but I swear, he had fins like a seadweller and the blush on his face was fuschia. Though maybe I sound crazy, only ever heard of female heiresses... either way, he went off on his merry way. Something about a seadweller priest he wanted to go visit. I think of him sometimes. ]
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'm a photographer but I can't show them off... ]
I Wouuld Win against ALL OF THEM!!!
[OPINION] Some of you have fake quirks. There's no way you talk like that.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 'S a good fact, bugboy. ]
=( You all are beginning to fatigue me. Here's one last bug fact "for the road." There are certain species of plants that communicate with parasitic wasps for pest control. When pests such as caterpillars or aphids become overwhelming, many plants will chemically signal exactly the right species for the job. Sometimes I wish I could summon the exact species of wasp necessary to clean the incessant rabble of you wrigglers off of my feed. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Got an interview with... um, ... Shit.... Uh.... ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Some fucking asshole just ran by and drained my scuttlebuggy of it's diesel. ]
wwhen the rustblood at the local FLARP meet brings a stickball club to a gun fight and you lowwcondesceuinely havve to hit them wwith that aristocratic stare
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Sources tell me Charye Kaerek is stable. ]
>times of revolution and upheaval >MASK still sucks >what did they mean by this?
ALL LANLDORDS FEAR THE RESOURCEFUL HIVESTEM GASOLINE INVSETOR