pEtroA ApocAp
@spiritualMotorist
im pEtroA. i lIkE scUttlebuggiEs. i can bUIld shit. gEndErfluId, any prOnoUns. send me gAsolinE.
holy fuck. last night in the wOOds. and i fOUnd it. i ActuAlly fUckIn fOUnd it. it’s the bush with all thOsE bUllshIt bErriEs yOU all kEEp EatIng. the dAddybErry. the cAsperbErry. it’s all rEAl. what the fuck.
is that the OnE with the tiny vInE gOgglEs and the fIrE pAttErn…
OnE mOrE night OUt hErE. that’s it. AftEr that im fUckIn dOnE. gOodlIght AssholEs. i’m cOmIn the fuck back to gUlchscourgE rEAl sOOn.
i think i lost it. man why the fuck did i cOmE back to the wOOds i shOuldA just stAyEd at the fUckIn tAvErn last night. or lIkE. gOnE the fuck hOmE. fuck the wOOds.
[|87 :: 1f you see a creature be sure to attempt to consume ;t for assert;on of dom;nance over the spec;es as well as a source of calor;c ;ntake.
trIEd that AlreAdy. fun fact it pIssEs off EverythIng ElsE.
[|87 :: Hmm th;s ;s qu;te the problem. Perhaps master the art of flee;n l;ke a l;ttle b;tch. You can’t be dom;nated and eaten by a crypt;d or w;ld an;mal ;f they cannot catch you
for the rEcOrd, AssholE, i don’t run AwAy lIkE a lIttlE bitch. i slip AwAy and EscapE scot-frEE lIkE a fUckIn gEniUs. big dIfferencE.
[|87 :: Techn;cally speak;n they are the same exact art. One just l00ks a lot c00ler than the other.
[|87 :: True, but runn;n away l;ke a l;ttle b;tch w;ll burn less calor;es ;f you are starv;n so do keep that ;n m;nd for surv;val purposes. By default l00k;n c00l always takes pr;or;ty
gEttIn chAsEd OuttA the wOOds by sOmethIn fUckIn hUgE AmA
You gonna be good? [ Posted from Veery's NeuroLink Comms Unit! Message label: #kindabusy #willhavetohelplater #ifyouneedit ]
Are You Of The Pp|n|on |t Would Make A Decent Duel|st?
AppreciatE it but nah i’ll be fInE i just nEEd lIkE. uh. yOU know me i’ll think of sOmethIn
sOmethIng OUt hErE is for sUrE pIssEd at me.
pretty damn sUrE i UnderpackEd for this. i thOUght the wOOds was full of EAsy frEE shit. whErE the hell is it.
oh goodnness. ive beenn inn the woods most of my life, buut.. are youu suure youure okay?
i’ll be fInE, miss scOutmArtyr. thOUgh. uh. if yOU had to pass AlOng sOmE tips. OuttA cUriosIty. whErE’s all the damn fOOd.
the food is.. all arouunnd youu. youu juust have to lay ouut some traps or get youur fronnds dirty. if youud like, i cann forward youu a mycology guuidebook of all the types of edible annd innedible fuunngi that reside inn the forests? as well as a few personnal flora recommenndationns based onn the forest type youu may be inn.
do be carefuul youu donnt explode what youu wannt to eat beyonnd recognnitionn.
gOOd news. blew sOmethIng’s leg off. bad news. can’t find the rest of it.
tOO many of my fUckIn frIEnds lIvE in the god damn mIddlE of nOwherE so im trying OUt lIvIn in the wOOds for a few nights. it cant pOssIbly be that fUckIn gOOd. might be InactivE for a few nights.
hIttIn the cUpE. gOodlIght AssholEs.
i'm the grEatEst to EvEr do it and I'vE nEvEr scAmmEd AnyonE in my lIfE.
I have....to use...the Dextra...metric...of behaving....(^ . ^ ❀) You...are well...behaved...by...Dextra...standards...(^ o ^ ❀)
tAkE it back now y'all.
#pEtroA
sOmeonE tell me sOmethIn funny.
can i take a raincheck on this one. mmmmy sponge isn't feeling cooperative enough to churn out sommmmething hummmmorous today
I’m wearing one of my cats as a scarf right now and he’s blepping.
yEAh but i am AbsolutEly gOnnA rEmembEr this and bOthEr yOU AboUt it lAtEr. im gEttIn my funny thing from yOU.
lOwbloOds ArE cOolEr than hIghbloOds.
i got it all fIgurEd the fuck OUt man. rOOt bEEr in OnE hand. AlterniAn bAcOn n egg sAndwIch in the OthEr. i lOOk sexy as fuck tOnIght. stOlE a cd from the rEcOrd shop down the block, it's pretty damn gOOd so far. might hop on the new troll fOrtrEss UpdatE. might fuck AroUnd in the jEtpAck pIlE AgaIn. got plenty of OptiOns. plenty of tImE. i'm the grEatEst to EvEr fUckIn do it.
>>| .oh wait. thinkpan foggy. "troll fortress" right... just spent tonight 10 keys. got crap.
>>| .i have some stuff .i may give .out because .i don't need them. for free by the by.
whErE the fuck hAvE sOmE of my bUddiEs bEEn man. whErE ArE all of yOU.
cAspEr i can AlwAys cOUnt on yOU. thanks for bEIng cOnstAntly OnlinE big dawg.
ArE yOU a prEtentioUs AssholE and do yOU gIvE a shit AboUt bEIng frIEnds with wAntEd crIminAls. if yOU AnswerEd no to both, then sUrE. why the hell not
ActuAlly wAIt what the fuck am i sAyIng yOu'vE got a tEAm chud bAdgE. fuck yEAh yOU can be my buddy. yOU guys ArE chill as hell.
man i hAvE bEEn a fUckIn bum lAtEly.
https://file.garden/acHa-QA0vHdP6DSD/petroablockedunblocked.png
bOUt a pErigeE AgO i wOuldA told yOU to fuck off AgaIn for the mAsqueradE but yknow what you get a pass at this pOInt. sIdE nOtE whats the most vAluablE UnsecurE ObjEct yOU own.
c< depeNds MONetarily: tHe pile Of pure gOld weapONs i Need 2 re4ge eMOtiONally: sOMe Of tHe alcOHOl i Have iN tHe taverN regardless, yOu caNt get iN at tHe MOMeNt, giveN tHat tHe taverN is, uH, NOt tHere OH, aNd.... iM sOrry 4 tHe Masquerade sHit, i Never apOlOgized prOperly, aNd iM sOrry 4 tHat as well, i fucKed up, really, eNd Of stateMeNt >c
i hAvE nEvEr dOnE AnythIng wrong.
Would Th🖋️s Happen To Be Related To Your Post About Your Ne🖋️ghbor's H🖋️ve Explod🖋️ng?
so. yOU guys rEmembEr my nEighbOr whOsE hIvE ExplodEd two nights AgO? yEAh she's pIssEd. she's rEAlly fUckIng mad.
it was AbsolutEly my fAUlt. but i might frAmE the guy down the block. gOOd IdeA.
god damn i lOvE plAyIn this fat fuck. match so gOOd i gOttA pull a sylink. https://file.garden/acHa-QA0vHdP6DSD/dynAmO.jpg
