pEtroA ApocAp
@spiritualMotorist
hey AssholEs. yOU know who the fuck i am. gEndErfluId, any prOnoUns. send me gAsolinE.
nEvermInd i got tOO many fUckIn pItiEs. i'm not a fUckIn lOsEr. can't lOsE my strEAk. im at fight night now.
☆Oh shit hold up I forgot that was tonight lemme roll up too☆
man im so fUckIn tIrEd tOnIght. i might show up to fight night just to kEEp my strEAk up but man i am just not fUckIn in it right now.
Gonna sound a little stupid, but is "fight night" exactly what it says on the tin?
gOodlIght AssholEs. i'll sEE yOU all at fight night.
yEAh ok fuck my mOviE rEviEw i sEE how it is
i kEEp mIssIn the abcc so InsteAd i sat at hIvE and wAtchEd 3 things fIngOp lent me. ApparEntly this is shit that bAsicAlly dEfinEs hUmAn cUlturE. fAmIly guy: blUE hArvEst, sOmethIng sOmethIng sOmethIng dArksidE, and it's a trap. i don't rEAlly get why yOU AssholEs on EArth ArE so crazy AboUt em but hey i thOUght they wErE pretty funny. didn't get a lot of the hUmAn jOkEs but lIkE. they wErE funny on cOncEpt AlonE. fUckIn hIlarioUs that that's what yOU AssholEs think IntergalactIc cOnquEst lOOks lIkE thOUgh, i gOttA say. glad to be slightly mOrE cAUght up with the pAragOns of hOrnlEss lOsEr film.
im OuttA fUckIn flAmethrowEr fUEl i can't do my AwesomE flAmethrowEr shit this is bUllshIt man.
i bet EvEn fEwEr of yOU wOUld help me mOvE a lOungeplAnk.
i'm bEIn wary AboUt the way yOU sAId this but i AssumE yOUr thing is mostly mAchinEs. so i AppreciatE it AnywAy. thOUgh my rEcuperacoOn's way cOolEr.
im.normal.and.can.be.trusted.around.inanimate.objects i.only.steal.from.callie
i swEAr flOrId cOnsistEntly pItiEs my chits mOrE than AnyonE ElsE.
no the fuck i don't!! i shOUld be gEttIng lIkEs and hAtEs AcrOss the bOArd ExclusivEly.
...i bEttEr not hAvE just lost a wIpE of prep tImE.
i'd be fInE! i can pull it off just fUckIn fInE. just. y'know what i sAId AboUt bAckUps.
i'm AlwAys at my best! but. yEAh. rEasonablE. i know i sUrE as hell don't wAnnA gIvE yOU a lEtdOwn of a show.
i miss my kIsmesIs. but if she sEEs this chit i'm dIsappearIng for a whIlE.
i bet most of yOU guys wOUldn't EvEn sprint down a dark city strEEt with me at dusk just for the hell of it.
B33 < only beclaws it wouldnt be dark anymore if i was there
what if pEtroA ApocAp fOUnd a mIsterioUs rock
B33 < people would want pics or say it didnt happen
{[ WHERE IS THE IMA6E. ]}√
shOvE it up yOUr ugly ass!
Post that I can 8e very sure isn't directed toward me. (My Ass is 8eautiful)
yknow now that i think AboUt it god qUeEn ApocAp might be tAkEn. sOmeonE mIghtA dOnE that AlreAdy.
god king ApocAp wOUld be, first, so bAdAss yOU hAvE no IdeA. sEcOnd, get rEAdy for the plAnEt to bEcomE cOmpletEly fUckIn hEllIsh, rEAlly fast.
☆Kan I be one of your Kronies that you Keep around to play your siKK as theme wherever you go on your death race machine☆
we hArnEss yOU to the hOOd of the dEAth rAcE mAchinE and hAvE yOU shred gUitAr in front of flAmIng jets n shit.
the flAmethrowEr is OnE of the cOolEst fUckIn things EvEr InventEd and god ArE they funny to sEE in ActiOn sOmetimEs. #dAshwatchIng.
fight night tOmorrOw. who wants to cOmE kick the shit OuttA me.
fUckIn fInAlly sOmeonE who just OutrIght fUckIn says it. thank yOU. hit me up if yOU wAnnA talk dEtaIls. or not. don't cArE rEAlly.
hOpE cAlliE's hAvIn fun.
rEtriA was right mAybE i do nEEd to switch OUt the jAckEt.
☆get yourself something blacK and leather for goth night homie, I Know I’m Probably gonna lift one myself here soon☆
yOU AssholEs gOttA get tIrEd of my shit EventuAlly, right?
☆Anyone who does is a loser fraud man you’re the realest there is☆