pEtroA ApocAp
@spiritualMotorist
im pEtroA. i lIkE scUttlebuggiEs. i can bUIld shit. gEndErfluId, any prOnoUns. send me gAsolinE.
holy fuck. last night in the wOOds. and i fOUnd it. i ActuAlly fUckIn fOUnd it. it’s the bush with all thOsE bUllshIt bErriEs yOU all kEEp EatIng. the dAddybErry. the cAsperbErry. it’s all rEAl. what the fuck.
was the mommy8erry there too
the petroaberry..
all of em. thEy’rE all hErE.
is that the OnE with the tiny vInE gOgglEs and the fIrE pAttErn…
it couuld be.
im EatIn it.
Oh wait, I forgot I'm not supposed to find daddyberry funny. 🙄
thats ok. youu cann do casperberry.
i wOndEr what wOUld hAppEn if i AtE a cAsperbErry.
death
aw man
i think i lost it. man why the fuck did i cOmE back to the wOOds i shOuldA just stAyEd at the fUckIn tAvErn last night. or lIkE. gOnE the fuck hOmE. fuck the wOOds.
[|87 :: 1f you see a creature be sure to attempt to consume ;t for assert;on of dom;nance over the spec;es as well as a source of calor;c ;ntake.
trIEd that AlreAdy. fun fact it pIssEs off EverythIng ElsE.
[|87 :: Hmm th;s ;s qu;te the problem. Perhaps master the art of flee;n l;ke a l;ttle b;tch. You can’t be dom;nated and eaten by a crypt;d or w;ld an;mal ;f they cannot catch you
for the rEcOrd, AssholE, i don’t run AwAy lIkE a lIttlE bitch. i slip AwAy and EscapE scot-frEE lIkE a fUckIn gEniUs. big dIfferencE.
[|87 :: Techn;cally speak;n they are the same exact art. One just l00ks a lot c00ler than the other.
ExActly. i do the cOOl OnE cuz im fUckIng AwesomE.
gEttIn chAsEd OuttA the wOOds by sOmethIn fUckIn hUgE AmA
You gonna be good? [ Posted from Veery's NeuroLink Comms Unit! Message label: #kindabusy #willhavetohelplater #ifyouneedit ]
How huge?
Are You Of The Pp|n|on |t Would Make A Decent Duel|st?
AppreciatE it but nah i’ll be fInE i just nEEd lIkE. uh. yOU know me i’ll think of sOmethIn
prObAbly.
uhhh. frEIght buggy sIzE.
Th★t's not th★t big
it’s lIkE at lEAst 20 pEtroAs big and that’s what mAttErs.
-=[doo you guys like my new name :-) youcan still call me daddy thoughthats okay_☺]=-
aww. kAyAk.
pretty damn sUrE i UnderpackEd for this. i thOUght the wOOds was full of EAsy frEE shit. whErE the hell is it.
oh goodnness. ive beenn inn the woods most of my life, buut.. are youu suure youure okay?
i’ll be fInE, miss scOutmArtyr. thOUgh. uh. if yOU had to pass AlOng sOmE tips. OuttA cUriosIty. whErE’s all the damn fOOd.
the food is.. all arouunnd youu. youu juust have to lay ouut some traps or get youur fronnds dirty. if youud like, i cann forward youu a mycology guuidebook of all the types of edible annd innedible fuunngi that reside inn the forests? as well as a few personnal flora recommenndationns based onn the forest type youu may be inn.
traps, huh… i’m gOOd at that. i’ll get back to ya.
do be carefuul youu donnt explode what youu wannt to eat beyonnd recognnitionn.
gOOd news. blew sOmethIng’s leg off. bad news. can’t find the rest of it.
tOO many of my fUckIn frIEnds lIvE in the god damn mIddlE of nOwherE so im trying OUt lIvIn in the wOOds for a few nights. it cant pOssIbly be that fUckIn gOOd. might be InactivE for a few nights.
Hey the woods ★re ★wesome ok★y?
we’ll sEE.
-=[putss out a bowl of food ffor the stray catboys_☺]=-
tAkEs sOmE dEspitE not bEIng the tArgEt grOUp
-=[you caan be a catboygirl petroaa :-)_☺]=-
what’s in it for me
-=[catfood x-) ans milk aand a cigarette_☺]=-
hm. AlrIght sUrE. nya or whAtevEr the fuck.
?ass or tittieS #nsfW #suggestivE
tits. no qUestiOn. #nsfw
huugs youu beam.
thanks bEAm