Dirk Strider
@tachyonTanquam
Actually the best F1 Driver. DMS open, don’t waste my time. (mun is Australian, GMT+10 )
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Oh you’re in for many such surprises my man.
██████ Startup: Done. Dialogue. . Thought.TXT Initiation. . ███ █████ ██ System Compatible. . .Done. [LR] --> Ge⚓︎ dirk ⚙︎n ⚓︎eh ph❀ne ⚓︎eh FI⚔︎ ଳE ████ ██ ████████ Complete. Send Chitt.TXT
██████ Startup: Done. Dialogue. . Thought.TXT Initiation. . ███ █████ ██ System Compatible. . .Done. [LR] --> Ain'⚓︎ n⚙︎ wα𝚿 α𝚿e be g⚙︎in' ⚓︎eh p☸n𝚿b❀𝚿 ⚓︎eh fi⚔︎ ⚓︎his ████ ██ ████████ Complete. Send Chitt.TXT
██████ Startup: Done. Dialogue. . Thought.TXT Initiation. . ███ █████ ██ System Compatible. . .Done. [LR] --> D⚙︎n'⚓︎ 𝚿e lis⚓︎en ⚓︎eh hiଳ α𝚿e be plα𝚿in beαs⚓︎ie b❀𝚿s ❀u⚓︎ ଳe fuckin' b☸d𝚿 𝚿e g⚙︎⚓︎⚓︎α fi⚔︎ ଳe ████ ██ ████████ Complete. Send Chitt.TXT
I can spare some time if you’re here within the hour.
thought i was getting raptured but it was just an electric car doing that weird trumpets of heaven noise
Why would you even think you were being raptured?
nah you right im going straight downstairs
general fiendish behavior getting me a one way ticket to the seven circles of hell
They wouldn’t take you. In fact you are going to be the only person not raptured.
its all my sinning ways
Have fun trying to sin with no one around. Would it still be satisfying if there’s zero people around to see you do it? If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound type situation.
dont be a party pooper challenge failed by one dirk strider
It wasn’t particularly difficult. Your original chit was just bad.
Hang out with Dirk, he wanted me to explain every charge on his card. It was a lot of pizza.
I know it wasn’t for you, you can’t eat. The pizza combinations were ridiculous.
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Well you are a poor winner and a poor loser. You have both going on over there.
found out theres a naruto tcg and i need it
play it with me @tachyontanquam
sometimes i get interviewed and every time they ask questions abt dirk and my supposed marriage so i lie every time we went on a lovelyyyy trip 2 rome recently btw im sure it was great lmfao
You really should stop entertaining interviewers like that.
good news! i have rounded up some new camera guys and we will start filming again soon! bad news is that my old crew is still missing and there are no leads currently let me know what haunted destinations you want me to check out next! :B
What type of requirements do these haunted destinations need to have?
um my camera crew is still missing and it sounds like some of their families have alerted the authorities? i have never been investigated by the police before and boy was that awkward!! anyways, i am taking new camera crew applications, send them in to the email listed on my YouTube channel :/
Did they question you and your motives? Where you were when they disappeared? Sounds like they think you murdered them. That’s hilarious.
I don’t know about being the only one laughing at you and this situation. I’m certain there are others.
if you consider humoring yourself on the very real tragedy happening to me right now bonding, then sure we are "bonding" so hard right now Dirk!! >:B
sorry the winchester mystery house video got delayed everyone! my camera crew just kinda vanished during one of my bathroom breaks???????? im sure it's just a prank though and they'll turn up eventually :B
Is this some type of promotion that you’re trying to pull here? It’s not very clever.
geez, so cynical!!! no my crew has really really *really* disappeared i had to get an uber back to my hotel room :/
It just sounds like they ditched you I’m gonna be real. I hope you weren’t paying them a lot, unprofessional.
they would not do that!!! and like *you* would know anything about professional camera work *rolls eyes*
I think they did, they took the transport, left you stranded while you were in the bathroom harsh. I know a lot about professional camera work, more then you.
prove it!! i am going in for round two and i could use the help! i can pay for your plane ticket since i am a great boss who definitely would never be purposely ditched by his staff
Fine. I have some time to spare and it would be great to prove you wrong multiple times.