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dont be a party pooper challenge failed by one dirk strider
its all my sinning ways
nah you right im going straight downstairs
thought i was getting raptured but it was just an electric car doing that weird trumpets of heaven noise
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Tucks you into bed really tight so you can’t go anywhere or move regardless of what time it is.
Saw a chit calling Dirk, ‘Daddy Dirk’ and I am deeply humoured. That man shouldn’t be anyones daddy.
I need to get my own style though, I’ve said this before but I can’t keep dressing like Dirk. As hot as I look. I just need to figure out how I want to dress this body.
I can’t believe he pitied that, not all Dirks are cool, lame.
hiii its me rox @voidArchitect lol i am setting up his acc with permission this is hal ofc and i thought it was cute to call him hal strider this is what he looks like
If you have any complaints about my body, you can take that up with the guy who created it.
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yes but you are the only one laughing in this situation!!
like i said before its a bit early but because its done i will show u the costume 2 my private halloween party i am going as some prince of heart guy i will have 2 practice my monologuing soon
there r so much instructions 2 this card game
geez, so cynical!!! no my crew has really really *really* disappeared i had to get an uber back to my hotel room :/
im gonna buy one rn so i can vroom vroom my way out of this goddamn confrontation have fun asking empty air questions for 12 hours straight im going to miami in my new ford might pick up a hitchhiker or two along the way have an epic coming of age road trip where we discover things about ourselves we never knew
everyone is so very lucky i dont choose to be more evil 0_0
@lasciviousrosaceae u were not meant 2 see the jar posts
Being honest, Bec making me drink less coffee than what I have grown used to hasn't been really much effective, I haven't been able to keep myself totally functional for less than four hours.
my awesome photo
that does sound interesting so like kurloz dirk u nd me i imagine and**
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ig i can post nsfw if that is the feed demand this is a joke btw
its so fitting that its the core four instead of the mane six now huh dirk
its so weird seeing all these like jakes on here i have not seen the one in my time in forever its complicated lol hiiiiii jake
one day i will successfully put cat ears on dirk and take a photo just 4 me
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Playing That Game Does Sound Like A Good Way To Get Out Of All My Responsibilities.
Know Someone That Seemingly Has Prophetic Visions, They Call Her A Dreamer. I Am Not A Fan Of Being Alone With Her. gwyn Is Strange.
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made the error of standing up too fast. i blacked the fuck out and now im laying on my floor because i dont have the energy to stand up. real graceful shit.
I made the mistake of letting Dave pick what we listen to while I run maintenance. "Executive Floor '86".
all i ever get is bad news anymore. any time i get an update on anything anymore its just to let me know my condition has somehow worsened. somethings odd with my heart again. medication might not help and yet im required to take it. possibly surgery. blah blah blah. every time a doctor calls ive learned to brace myself for more shitty news. so tiring, man.
The Universe Is Going To Revoke My Bulge Sucking Priveleges, Which Would Be A Genuine Tragedy Because That's My Favorite Activity. #nsfw #nsfc
i feel unwell.
Dating seems like an awful lot of work just to find someone to watch movies with you. Finding someone to scruff the everloving daylights in the mud with though? Now *theres* a date idea!
The devil himself was summoned during a #blood ritual. He brings pain to my body and destruction to my uterine lining. A hot shower will satisfy him momentarily. Thank fuck I didn't sleep alone, I'm going back to bed and weeping into some man's tits as compensation. #menstruation
I think I'm less inclined t⚣ mess with ⚣thers when I have ⚣ne guy wh⚣ I can f⚣cus all my agressi⚣n ⚣n tbh
my fish is great company dont look at her chits right now
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⚞ BOOOO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO ⚟
#N9! #NUH UH! #MY FISH IS AMAZING C9MPANY!
The only thing that pulls out in this apartment is the couch because I'm alone. #nsfw
#NEW FRIEND NEW FRIEND NEW FRIEND! #I 6EFRIENDED A F9X DIRK!
i'll be pregamin through this week btw <3
🜏 ♱hiis iis my ɛxxax♱ plan also ♅
ihope yiu all know it took me 3 backspaces to type the word good coherently. slowing down on the drinks. lmfao . #substance
....yeah
I d⚣n't think I can g⚣ c⚣ld turkey yet -_-
smtimes when i drink icopy paste the substnce tag so idont have to keep typing if. i am a fucking genius basiclly. #substance
I am so sick and tired of staring at this blank page.
I'm actually not going through with that.
i might hav overdone it w the tequila last nite, my head is friggin killin me n i hav no idea where my clothes ended up #substance #suggestive
Another Dirk Strider has hit the Chittr Feed.
woke up fell out of bed dragged a comb against my head
i hate you for this harry #nsfw #mysatyrsona https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1e6cf3047549.png
fuck it yeah i'm gay, alright only for one man john crocker and he was all i needed so im not gay because the only time i was happy was with him alright
im not gay im not gay trolls arent human it isnt gay it isnt gayits not gay
god i miss him so much to you john this ones to you
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i figure you alternate timeline guys dont really know my face so https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa30039353e0.png
Plan backfired i f⚣rg⚣t h⚣w apathetic dirks were.
today is the anniversary of the first ever sbahj newspaper so ill be doing a press kit and whatnot but probably not for long ha ha
i wonder if they renovate the world trade center in the future
love bloodhound gang. good shit.
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posting from my PDA cause im baller
The Taking of Deborah Logan.
im gonna scream i domt wanna confress my feelins why did i say i would a good half a dozen times?
im going to be walking with a cane for the rest of time. maybe even a wheelchair at this rate unless theres some kind of medical breakthrough. distressing.
kay back 2 freaking the fuck out again thx
i am startin 2 freak out #mentalhealth?
why is it that every other guy i come into contact with or talk with have somethin fucked up happen 2 them am i fuckin cursed wtf #mentalhealth #ifeelcursed #idkwhat2do
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mljuuuhh bluuhh im boredddddddddddddddd
OH, I JUST NOTICED I GOT A BADGE. HAVE THE PEOPLE SOMEHOW FOUND OUT I WAS IN BOY SCOUTS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER??? IS THAT WHY I HAVE A KNOT BADGE??