Puppy 🐕🦺🐾 [He/H¡m]
@tactileSuitor
>> my pfp ¡s C1ay Pupp¡ngton not because ¡ th¡nk ¡ cou1d f¡x h¡m but ¡ think ¡ cou1d get h¡m to 1et me have h¡m th¡s ¡s a #nsfw a1t account, ¡f you saw me e1sewhere 🤫 no you d¡dn't WR¡GG1ERS DN¡ 🐾
i call my dick my katana sometimes but only around people i like. #nsfw
>> what do you ca11 ¡t around peop1e you don't 1¡ke autotag: #nsfw #nsfwE
-7 Im 6uilt different, like, incorrectly, i think 2-
≈ A crumb of recognition for my adoring public... But nothing more. Not yet. ≈
me, crawling around and eating up all the crumbs of recognition you toss at me like a fat, deranged pigeon
computr typin means i can actually see my pfp now lol can totally undrstand y ppl (litrally just liek 2 ppl) called me a whore
>> you're so r¡ght and we shou1d on1y be ca11¡ng pp1 whores /pos be¡ng a whore ¡s smth to be proud of 1o1o1
time to go play a farming sim so i can bring the nerdy doctor a coffee and pickles
>> ¡ th¡nk ¡ a1most a1ways d¡d romance because ¡'m such a pathet¡c sap for men 1mfao the thought of h¡m wr¡t¡ng a romance nove1 and ded¡cat¡ng ¡t to me ¡s just about enough to 1aunch me ¡nto the stratosphere
ive been considering it but ive been locked in trying to 100% my farm aka ive restarted 20 times and this is attempt 21
>> ¡ fee1 that deep1y ¡ f¡nd ¡t a 1ot eas¡er to do w¡th a second p1ayer, but ofc that's not tota11y the same but ¡n FoM ¡'ve been 1os¡ng my m¡nd over Ca1darus
no, no dont misunderstand i get you on another level we are syncing our brains across universes and timelines and whatever the fuck else stands between us
>> before ¡ even knew he cou1d be more than the statue ¡ saw that dragon statue and ¡mmed¡ate1y went "oh ¡ am *gonna* FUCK th¡s dragon" and then ¡ found out he cou1d be so much more than that and ¡t just ¡mmed¡ate1y sent me ¡nto orb¡t
real quick time time sensitiwve question does it still count as role revwersal if the roles wvere technically nevwer revwersed but youre a man? #nsfvw
hey vwhos that handsome fella in your pfp i bet hes an upstanding citizen vwho i should feel proud to be associated vwith by your carnal desires for the both of us
>> ¡dk how to argue w¡th that fee1s 1¡ke ¡'ve been backed ¡nto a proverb¡a1 corner
wait wvhatre you arguing i vwas just making an observwation am i wvrong or something?
>> nah, um, yeah you shou1d def¡n¡te1y be proud to be on the roster th¡s ¡s hea1thy, and def¡n¡te1y #notgay
been at this pool party and i haven't touched the water once i'm winning #poolparty
>> what exact1y ¡s the goa1 here what are the mot¡vat¡ons
started raining outta nowhere so no more basking which sucks
Isn't that weird hoow despite groowing up in a soociety that encoourages extreme unreasoonable vioolence since the very hatching soome troolls still can't find the inner strength too kill soomeoone even if their oown survival depends oon it #coouldntbeme thoough
>> ¡ can't f¡nd the OUTER strength b¡g d¡fference, ¡ fear
EVERYONE HERE KEEPS HITTING MY ASS WITH A FLY SWATTER