♦ pitied by @tactileSuitor
-7 Im 6uilt different, like, incorrectly, i think 2-
[!f @ncestors c@n @ccess t#!s webs!te, t#en t#@t only opens up t#e poss!b!l!ty t#@t my @nd my fr!ends' @ncestors c@n @lso be on #ere. !'m t#@nkful t#@t t#ey're @ll de@d.]
If anybody recognises me from Tumblr, this is going to be my OOC account. I'll likely link to the rest of my characters fairly soon for easy access < 3 #ooc #tumblr
who needs a pool party when you have bathtub and rubber ducky
me, crawling around and eating up all the crumbs of recognition you toss at me like a fat, deranged pigeon
≈ A crumb of recognition for my adoring public... But nothing more. Not yet. ≈
mostly ive jus been a lil jeally cuz my tibdys arent that big lmao
◥▶◀◤ —> And I you, platonically. I have a taste in men that is not linear or conducive to your archetype, so you need not worry about potential flirtations.
this is so real man i respect you. platonically
yes hello u trag1c beasts yes u have mm1ssed mme 1 know but fret not for chammp1on mmalako 1s back hahaha speak to mme
hey if youre a rustblood vwith issues and a freaky fine body hmu and lets chat about howv i can make you wvorse. thats wvhat you freaks are all into, right? other lowvbloods free to apply too i guess but rusties havwe that special sauce. #nsfwv
ok i have mulltiplle points to cover here in brief: 1. go reread all my messages. 2. i am not going to have sex with you or any kind of rellationship, most of my quads are filled and i dont particullarlly want you as my moiraill 3. if you give my partners any reason to think youre trying to get with me you will find yoursellf a head shorter reall fast so im trying to do you a favor here
does this dinner have any gllint in the back of your mind that it might devellop into a romantic affair
thats a tough one. maybe higher, because of brand recognition? there is some llevell of comfort in seeing some cllown shit next to your name and feelling llike "ah its just cronus". kind of llike hearing rustlling in the folliage, your hair standing on end, onlly to reallize it was just the funny trashbeast that hangs out behind your hive sometimes. same shit is kind of LESS wellcome from compllete randos. i dont know those bastards. no cllue if its a trashbeast or a fanged troutchaser. stick with the llittlle garbage creature i know.
vwait no shit fuck my hiwve of cards is collapsing all around me
i hate vwhen busty older vwomen put their cigarettes out on me damn i sure hope no rust milf does anything like that to me id be so fucking mad and sad damn it..! #nsfwv
correct. basel1ne m1n1mum needs to be 3, but a h1gher sample s1ze of 1000x or more 1s best
the people vwant to knovw and i vwill answver: no i do not say "ouch ovw owvie my cronuts" if i get kicked in the nads and if i did it wvas only the one time
computr typin means i can actually see my pfp now lol can totally undrstand y ppl (litrally just liek 2 ppl) called me a whore
no, no dont misunderstand i get you on another level we are syncing our brains across universes and timelines and whatever the fuck else stands between us
im literally #notgay and im discounting your opinions because if the man isnt in control its automatically role rewversal
ive been considering it but ive been locked in trying to 100% my farm aka ive restarted 20 times and this is attempt 21
everyones always "i support womens wrongs" until im actually wronging them
hye bb i think if the roles dnt reverse, then its nt reversed luv, rox
II heard of thiis thiing calllled "Toyotathon" whiich II thiink iis pretty siilllly. Does "Toyotathon" count too?
Kicking my feet Pretend i didnt chitt any 0f that M0ment 0f weakness
#eRIDANpEACE #eRIDANtRUCE #eRIDANaRMISTICE #eRIDANcEASEFIRE #eRIDANcANTwEaLLjUSTgETaLONG
Atteni0n and lavish gifts m0stly. Im happy t0 chat with y0u th0ugh
Liquid 9 Inches.
Greedy girl. I think I may have something for you here.
:33 < i think theres a purrtain amount of strength to not killing despite the society we live in :33 < my furriends fur one, a lot of them try really hard nyot to kill and they give it a lot of weight!!
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( i don't know how to do that, i only look like a nerd and have the interests of one i don't have the skills )
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( when you live in the caverns sometimes you forget you can just order things online instead of having to do everything yourself )
II doodlled a representatiion of what happened wiith my pallmhusk and the cake batter. II"m so unhappy. Allso, II thiink thiis iis consiidered #nsfw iim not sure. https://fiille.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiiEQ5/Other/llotiiiie%20cake%20batter%20acciident.png
D --> What occurs during Nepeta Week stays in Nepeta week
Assumiing that "tiittiies" refers to my rather llarge chest, II woulld agree iif iit wasn"t for the fact II got them wiithout pursuiing them. My "tiittiies" are niice to me, though, for the most part. =:] #nsfw ii thiink as well
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the pursuit of fat titties leads to unexpected things
≈ Ĩn all my time observing the multiversal sphere, Ĩ feel my favorite individuals usually fall within the lines of the jade caste. We could all stand to be a little more jade. ≈
time to go play a farming sim so i can bring the nerdy doctor a coffee and pickles
nothing beats cat videos with minecraft sound effects overlayed man nothing
i was gonna say that i dunno im not in charge of honking but apparently im the clown police so legally i get final say over this and i say i dont care what non clowns do, theyre not under my apparent jurisdiction
B33 < nyall n33d to tell me about these events further in nyadvance B33 < my schedule is too busy!!
gettin after a clowwn for not honkin kinda sounds like exactly wwhat the clowwn police wwould do though
sometimes a clown is not really circus-y so its weird as fuck when they honk this is my wisdom
H◯w †◯ §P◯◯◯◯◯n: • Bulgeee hȺrd in †hee bu†† • Gl◯bee iiiin yȺ hȺȺȺnd • Ki§§ yȺ neck Helll yeȺhhh!!!
sometimes a clown just doesnt look like the honking type and their honking just feels so forced like its ok man the clown police arent gonna get you for not honking youre just not that kinda clown dude
Ah I remember wwhy trollcial media is bad again.
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8=D < Hello... https://iili.io/Bn133G4.png
8=D < https://as2.ftcdn.net/jpg/02/81/34/53/1000_F_281345346_SwjpqKa2c%qbCmb6WeaFLrECgtOkWlkp.jpg
Honk Honk Motherfuckers :o) @VeiledSerpent Told Me The Other Week I Might Find A Common Language With Some Of you Here. For Now Looking At The Feed I Have Some Doubts About It, But I Think Having Some Online Presence Won't Hurt Anyway.
if u wanna experience arsenic poisonin, u should come to #nepetaweek !
i dont mind bein called a pony im kinda pony coded tbh
Why would they hate me? I’m a well behaved stallion.
Getting stared at by approximately a dozen cats while dropping off a #parcel. #mailmoment
I Was Asked If I'm Ever Not " Horny ", And Yet I Know You Can Tell Because My Chitts Are So Coherent. #nsfw
how’s the torture been? s(ale of 1-10
Oh fuck uhh Day 5 0f t0rture dunge0n ama
i find h★RuSS zAhhAk veRy ATTRAcTive
oh dear. i had nnot connsidered. how i would get downn. from this mounntainn.
][ There Have Been Too Many Times Where I Walked In On My Members Pailing Each Other In Inconvenient Locations. I Can't Tell If I'm Unfortunate Or They Just Need Better Hiding Spots. #nsfw ][
I had to unquirk your tall white cocks. Lord.
((Decided to make bro's #nsfw posts easy to find by linking them on his pinned post. Im like. Kinda proud of my writing abt it.))
D --> Who is her D --> I need more conte%t to decide whether or not she deserves to be permitted to chitt
D --> Do not overshadow #Nepetaweek for the f001ish Ampora's escapades
Great, Take My Glasses And Put Me In Heels. They Are Trying To Kill Me Here. #nsfw? #suggestive? #likelyneither https://i.imgur.com/yyhwrcx.png
httꫂ❁s://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8d225a7a9dfa.ꫂ❁ng ꫂ❁robably not the wisest thing in the world, but...it's not like I haven't already attached my face to my account! I never know how to ꫂ❁ose for ꫂ❁ictures haha ^^; ❣︎
Im literally standing here l00king SO cute S0 where is my attenti0n, assh0le?
come and face the queen of the #poolparty in billiards you cowards
thought i wwould post some of our silly hivve mate advventures me and @archivveaddict are havving a wwonderful time learning the intricate secrets of ecchi anime yaoi bondage conservvation and this human showw knowwn as neww girl https://cdnimgchestcom/files/2c0ce4d07b16jpeg https://cdnimgchestcom/files/043803b47374jpeg
If I Soak In This Pool Long Enough, I'll Become A Seadweller. This Is The Truth They Are Hiding From You.
After-lunch workout. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/21/02aabbce857dcc783596aa9fbc43aa317ef72ccd.gif
O-> I No+w Have A Sleepy Pile O+f Clean Grubs. I Even Had So+meo+ne Clean Their Pen. O-> And No+w... The Rest O+f My Waylaid Tasks.
...sometimes when i'm bored i dip smeeif in tar and he screams loud as fuck. ~~0o
how it feels to be 2 accounts for my 2 ocs https://i.blogs.es/36eda1/spidey3newposter1/450_1000.jpg
// when u accidentally stalk react from the wrong troll 😞
// TROLL CLAY PUPPINGTON IN MY NOTIFS??????
Sometimes my insomnia keeps me awake for so long that when I finally fall asleep I don't wake up for almost a full day.
facTT: a purrbea2TT wiill 2ee a chance TTo become a hazardou2 ob2TTacle and noTT even he2iiTTaTTe
no one can forget about the most important thing happening today: national scrabble day. yall better get to playing
scariest thing in the world is actually sending an email
You 3v3r 2l33p 2o long you forg3t what 2w33p it i2??
man 7ou go awa7 for a se( and two parties and a war pop up
>:3€ >> Oughh first €hitt.... intimidating... oh w:3ll €at nap tim:3 <<
https://open.spotify.com/track/0DQA0zEYTJ10BBwIWPMEIq?si=082da08a60df425d
i usually try an givve people i dont knoww a fair shake but the lot of you are losin points left and right today
H0rrifying t0 see that my interests are m0re mainstream than i th0ught #nsfw
PINNED CHIT - 26 years old | he/him | cisgender and somewhere queer wise - roommates with Roro, Jake, and Jane. Hal is also alive and separate from ARquius. - situationship type relationship with Roro and Jane, officially with Jake. - Autistic, Borderline Personality Disorder, probably some other shit too. - does robot commissions, struggles with fixations and needs to be dragged away at times - involved with au including @goliathsTerror and @tipsyGalactica - can be #nsfw and #mentalhealth related at times. Discusses past accidental #emotionalabuse
At the club with the nerds ever. Letting Ro' dress me up never fails. @tipsyGalactica @goliathsTerror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e2d9f63fa3d5.jpeg
hanging with the moirails todayyyyy!!! Yeah we're polyquardrant yeah we're all alt girlies it rulezzzz
What the fuck have you cursed me with?
floatie girls are a niche i never expected to be a part of
☥his is once again a joke. I suppose. I am †rying †o be funny †o balance ou† my apparen† Creepy Demeanor.
Goregle how †o be more sub†le Goregle Y-Incision Goregle Muscula†ure of †he Ches†
I heard there will be a gl0ry h0le #eridanwar #nsfw
I Think That Needy Tealblood Is Going Through All Of My Posts In A Vain Attempt To Find My Nudes. If You Ask Nicely I Will Simply Send Them To You. It's That Easy. #nsfw #targetedposting
well how am i supposed to stay afloat in the water while having sex
I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot.
>[ 10 i build comput-rs that's kind of like furniture in a way. 20 exxcept if furniture could think. 30 and is ill advised to actually put anyth-ng on top of. 40 shitty furniture that shows pictures at you. ];
You can trust me not to hit you with a 2x4. Let me in.
b∆d pl∆ce to sell them would m∆ke more selling them inl∆nd where theyre more sc∆rce
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hONKSLOP MAKES ME FEEL EMOTIONS THAT i, dO NOT THINK i AM ADEQUATELY EQUIPPED TO DEAL WITH, aS OF YET,
I n33d to get laid. #nsfw #poolparty #substances
Don"t get me started on those dreamboat siingers from what the humans call the "50s and 60s". They are absollutelly the CUTEST!! Especiially the Neiill Sedaka and Paull Anka fellows... https://fiille.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiiEQ5/Other/Lottiie%20Fondlly%20Regard%2020th%20Century%20Siingers.png
tragic: you find that one alt of a person you hate that actually has some shit to say you wwanna listen to
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN WHAT I’VE BEEN HOLDING BACK.
ohhhh I'm so stabbable and fightable... you want to beat me up so baddd...
Casper Is My Favorite Lowblood, Please Don't Tell Him Or His Head Will Swell So Large It Will Explode And I'll Lose The Ability To Platonically Torture Him.
fair, different strokes and all that perverseness all the same is always welcome on my page #nsfw
jokes on you i'm into that (i am, please somebody kick me in the face, i said what i said) #nsfwe
lol, glad i’m one of the first you run into here then plus i love troll moral orel plus if you stretch your septum warning, the healing feels like getting kicked in the face even if you do it correctly
* Several Images Of Dirk And Jake Are Attached To The Post, Most Of Them Shaky And A Few Of Them Blurred With Oil, But They're Somewhat Clearly The Two Men Of The Hour Pinning Each Other On Stage. There Are Even More Blurry Close Ups Of Jake's Hairy, Oiled Chest That Are Somehow Even More Blurry Than The Others.* I Take Back Everything I've Ever Said About #eridanweek. Thank You Sweet, Merciful Mothergrub. #nsfw Ish
i thnk i was sufficiently vague in my chit... ur the one claimin it
#dirk strider havin a big d must be an universal constant or something #nsfw
y~u pe~ple say the m~st cullable shite s~metimes. i mean, h~t damn. it's like y~u l~t d~n't want t~ live ~r s~methin. really? g~in after cl~wns? next y~u're g~nna be talkin ab~ut s~me secret twelfth bl~~d caste. stay safe, idi~ts.
last night i dreamt i made an unironic callout post on here...ooh better watch out or i'll expose you on my chittr dot com
thank you, i’ve got them up to 3.5 inch and it’s been my happy stopping point for awhile, i’ve stretched my septum too but just not as extreme
There is always time, valued individual. I would be honored to represent you.
the ♯president soaks ♯hiscigarettes in ♯liquor ♯? ♯whatkind
They simply do not count. That's zero drunk cigarettes as far as I'm concerned.
By consuming alcohol.
♯how can a ♯cigarette be ♯impaired
Drunk cigarettes don't count. Everyone knows that.
concept: your clown kismesis trying to teach you a holy lesson being tossed over their knee with the book of hilarity laid out in front of you reading passages while they leave handprints with every spank being forced to restart every time you trip up or stutter (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #nsfw, clownslop, honkslop, religious focus, pitchfic, blackrom, punishment, masochism, archive rating: E)
awake and sober to be able to say if i ever seemed like i enjoyed clown posting it was a lie. pretend i never did #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOOOOOOOO WHY DON'T MUTHAHAFUCKING SAY THAHAT. PLEASE. THIS ISN'T YOU. THIS ISN'T YOUR HEART.
Even Though It Is #bulgeontimelinetuesday Rest Assured That There Will Be No Bulge At The Various Events Happening As We Speak. I Will Be Dressed Appropriately. #nsfw