♦ pitied by @tactileSuitor
i have terrible taste, and it's almost entirely in men. ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
i wanna fuck him from behind, holding his body upright by his throat ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
#nsfw Good puppy, so good at bein' in your crate. Aw, look at you wag your tail. Aren't you such a sweet thing? Do you like when I tug on your collar while you're in there, sweet pea? If you're good, I may even let you out so you can lick my boot. Sound good, baby? <3
concept: your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “you need to be more gentle with them” “when i go rough it makes them choke on your bulge stop bitching” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, #rankworks, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, double up, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
@CONTROVERSIALMILK
SEXUAL EXPERIMENTATION #NSFW #NSFWE #SUBSTANCE BEING STRAPPED DOWN TO A CHAIR OR TABLE AND HAVING VARIOUS THINGS DONE. MEASURING YOUR BODY, DIAMETER OF YOUR STRETCH (FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD..), TESTING HOW FAR THEY CAN PUSH YOUR BODY'S LIMITS. ELECTRIC SHOCK VIA COLLAR OR THAT WAND THING AND KEEPING A TALLY ON HOW MUCH YOU CAN TAKE BEFORE YOU'RE SCREAMING. SEEING HOW EASILY YOU BRUISE. YOUR REACTIONS TO DIFFERENT DRUGS, HOW YOUR EYES GLAZE OR HOW YOUR SKIN FEELS LIKE ITS BURNING IN A DELIGHTFULLY OVERSTIMULATING WAY. JUST TO NAME A FEW.
c< tHis fucKiN edible sucKs lMaO #substaNce >c
bark bark boof!
dog i ain’t got time for bein vague sides she knows
@uncheckedanimism i’ll just tag u cuz folks r gonna anywayyy
So-- um-- y--yeah... pailin', huh? #nsfw(ish) https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/random%20photos/eheheheh.png
Sometimes I'm reminded of t)(e subtle differences in timelines. For finstance, anyone close to me learned bits of t)(e language of t)(e )(orrorterrors. We treated it like a seacret code. 38D
i wwant someone to fuck me so hard i forget im depressed #nsfw
yesss
∻Hitting the cupe. H☢pefully I d☢n't wake up with a hang☢ver. See y☢u l☢sers later.∻
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2a458a1feb29.png The Antidote to all Sufferyng on thys Human HOly Day.
multi factor safe words trademark that #nsfw
-=[ you can use a password manager to generate and store them !! multi-factor authentication is helpful to!o!!_☺]=-
reminder: don’t use your name as part of your safeword
-=[ safe word must be at least 8 characters long and must contain one special character #suggestive_☺]=-
Accidentally falling asleep in a cuddle pile is never safe for work. #suggestive
I'm +♡+ally n♡rmal +ill +here's a middle aged dude wi+h a br♡ad ches+ wh♡'s mean as fuck is ar♡und +hen I s+ar+ barking and gnawing ♡n +he drywall #sugges+ive
;; m-my bo§§ j-ju§t told me t-that the firm refu§e§ to d-demote me to a le§§ ca§e-inten§ive po§ition b-becau§e they h-haven't had a legi§lacerator a§ proficient at culling "high-threat client§" in §-§weep§. i-i'm going to throw up i'm going to throw up i want to quit i want to quit i want to throw up... hhhh hhh ;;
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა I⁀wanna⁀know⁀what⁀was⁀in⁀that!
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>:o) wanna see somethin fucked up? >:o3 look at that shit, its fuckin horrific.
>>| hurr durr, .i love sucking bulges. .is this how you vague post? #nsfw #vagueposting
Xh gxlly!!! I didn't mean tx launch yxu Mr Puppy... I'll refrain frxm prying!!! It wxuldn't be gentlemanly xf me...
I dxn't mean tx cxme tx hasty assumptixns... But it wxuldn't happen tx be the guy with the Trxll Jxhn Travxlta pfp wxuld it??? X(((
terrified = excited imo
that’s even better for you
thinkin abt boyss againn sighhhhhhhh
I'd LikE To HavE SomeonE MakE Me KneeL FoR 'Em. Be PrettY HoT. ;3 #nsfw
Apparently, people want me in my whore era. Am I supposed to post about how much I love sucking dick now? #nsfw
I will be taking an indefinite hiatus effective immediately.
(( Dirk is handling everything very normally and well.
yeesh you ever type something out and then realize that wow posting this would be kind of embarrassing maybe i shouldnt do that? :\
WHY DO YOU GUYS ACTUALLY WANT ME TO POST ABOUT DICK???? YES I LOVE COCK BUT WHAT THE HELL? #nsfw
-> alright. generally speaking i am going to start turning down the hate a bit for the future hate posts. i may be an asshole, but i'm a socially conscious asshole, and i know punching down is very different than punching up, and will try to keep that in mind for midbloods and lowbloods. (except you teals, fucking cops.)
I'm so Sorry to Hear that! I appreciate you, Friend! If you ever want to Talk, my DMs are Open!
i feel a bi+ nvmb and wan+ing +o disappear
Well yeah it used to be mine, I'm pretty sure. Though I thought he handed the thing off to PI.
C'mon it's not that little.
need a dame 2 tuch my little revolvr -from the office of ace dick detective agency
nobody even givs a shit -from the office of ace dick detective agency
why the pain dont go away ? -from the office of ace dick detective agency
wats up floozys and male floozys -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Getting notified of your posts, big guy
hi problem sleuth i no u got notifications on for my poasts wats up man -from the office of ace dick detective agency
#nsfw -from the office of ace dick detective agency
wat no i dont need anyone intrudin on my dick bidness i want someone to suck on my penis -from the office of ace dick detective agency
∻Are y☢u saying y☢u need s☢me☢ne t☢ ace ☢n y☢ur dick?∻
need a chesty broad suckin on my little friend #nsfw -from the office of ace dick detective agency
>[Accidentally double clicking one of the pozzzt reactionzzz zzzo I look like a needy fuck when I mediate the zzzame pozzzt twice in the zzzpace of like ten minutezzz. Think I need to calibrate my arm again.]<
@ i may have had a bit of a "moment" leading into last morning. we will not speak of it. @
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#NowPlaying on #RadioArolin #14 +in Machine - Working Class Hero (1989) A cover of John Lennon's "Working Class Hero" by David Bowie's band from +he la+e 80s-early 90s, +in Machine. +hey made some grea+ s+vff, check em ov+! h++ps://mvsic.apple.com/vs/albvm/working-class-hero/696663789?i=696664002
Clocking Out after a Good Night's Work is Always the Best feeling!
>>| while .i'm waiting for .end shift, let's do the roll. see who's lucky .and .in which quadrant. https://hive.beeb.trl/havoc/lucky_night.png
#NowPlaying on #RadioArolin #12 +he Verve - Velve+ Morning (1997) h++ps://mvsic.apple.com/vs/albvm/velve+-morning/1440885112?i=1440885314
∻Mad because y☢u missed ☢ut ☢n the ☢pp☢rtunity are y☢u?∻
#NowPlaying on #RadioArolin #13 +he Dismembermen+ Plan - Svperpowers (2001) h++ps://mvsic.apple.com/vs/albvm/svperpowers/6561876?i=6561858
>>| feels like .a blessing have .almost no clients .on the job. .and .i'm .almost finished my shift. just .one more hour .and .i'm .out. .i want to crack the server .once .again.
I USED TO HATE MY HORNS 'CUZ THEY'RE NOT UNIQUE OR ANYTHING, JUST LITTLE NUBS. BUT NOWADAYS I THINK THEY'RE CUTE (:B
I HATE THAT SOME EMOTICONS CAN'T COMPENSATE FOR MY HORNS. FOR EXAMPLE, :3. UNLESS I CAN FIND A FUCKING BACKWARDS 3.
OH MY GOG. I'M SO BACK. Ɛ:B
HEHE :3
LICKS YOU AS YOU WALK BY.
Ɏ ooouuuuhhhh i ha-a-ave seen tha-a-at thing in my nightma-a-ares Ɏ
Ɏ tha-a-ank you for your kind words, i think i will be fine (people usua-a-ally do not tresspa-a-ass for fea-a-ar of the blea-a-atbea-a-asts) Ɏ
Ɏ i'm a-a-at #fightnight !!! Ɏ Ɏ a-a-admittedly i'm a-a-a bit nervous, things seem to ha-a-ave kicked off a-a-alrea-a-ady. for some rea-a-ason i ca-a-an't sha-a-ake the feeling someone's wa-a-atching me but tha-a-at's silly Ɏ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/FIGHTNIGHT.png Ɏ sent from my scryPhone Ɏ
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𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓪𝓰𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓷 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷. 𝓣𝓸 𝓶𝓮, 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓮 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓰𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓼. 𝓟𝓪𝔂 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷. 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓮, 𝓪 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓭 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓭𝓲𝓰𝓷𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓭 𝓘𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓰𝓸 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓪𝓼 𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓼 𝓪 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓾𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓭 𝓐𝓻𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻 -- 𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓸𝓬𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓪𝓷 𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓪𝓬𝓬𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓲𝓷𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝔂 𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓸𝔀, 𝓪 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓹𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓱𝓸𝓸𝓯𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓼, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓪 𝓟𝓾𝓻𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭'𝓼 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓭 𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓭𝓮𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝔂𝓮𝓽 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝓹𝓲𝓹𝓮𝓼. 𝓐𝓵𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓶𝔂 𝓵𝓸𝔂𝓪𝓵𝓽𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓾𝓹𝓹𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝔂 𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓵, 𝓲𝓽 𝓪𝓵𝓼𝓸 𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓾𝓵𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓲𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓰𝓷𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓑𝓾𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓜𝓪𝓲𝓭-𝓐𝓽-𝓐𝓻𝓶𝓼 𝓭𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓷𝓮-𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓼𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓸𝓻 𝓸𝓷𝓮-𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓰𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓮𝓭. 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓷𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓵𝔂, 𝓺𝓾𝓸𝓽𝓮, "𝓐𝓷𝔂 𝓱𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓪𝓷𝓭-𝓸𝓻 𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓽𝔂 𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓵 𝓬𝓪𝓹𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓸𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔂𝓸 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓼𝔂 𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓼𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓾𝓹 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓮𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓭𝓸𝔀𝓷." 𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓮 𝓼𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓼; 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓱𝔂 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓲𝓷𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝓯𝓾𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓵𝓮𝓲𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓮. 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓪 𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓭𝓮𝓯𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓗𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓶, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓘 𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓿𝓮𝓼. 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓷𝓸 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓯𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓷𝓸𝓻 𝓼𝓵𝓸𝔀 𝓸𝓯 𝔀𝓲𝓽. 𝓘𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓷𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓬𝓬𝓮𝓹𝓽 𝓪𝓷 𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓭𝓾𝓮𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮, 𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮, 𝓫𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓻 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝔀𝓮𝓪𝓹𝓸𝓷𝓼 𝔀𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓫𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 -- 𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓮, 𝓭𝓾𝓮𝓵 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓹𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷. 𝓐𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓯𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓼: 𝓘 𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂-𝓫𝓪𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓘 𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓪 𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓼; 𝓘 𝓭𝓪𝓫𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓹𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱𝓲𝓬 𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓻𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓫𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓵𝓸𝓰𝓾𝓮 𝓿𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓼; 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓪 𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓾𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓜𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓪𝓱𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱, 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓪 𝓹𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓻 -- 𝓘 𝓵𝓪𝔂 𝓷𝓸 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓶 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓽𝓱𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓵𝓮𝓼. 𝓔𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓸𝓼𝓮𝓭 (𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓭?) 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝔀𝓸 𝓹𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓵𝔂 𝓲𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪𝓻𝓭 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓮. 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓾𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓪𝓼 𝓹𝓪𝓵𝓮 𝓪𝓼 𝓭𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓭, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓾𝓵𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓪𝓷 𝓮𝔁𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓯𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓱; 𝓲𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓱𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮, 𝓘 𝓭𝓲𝓭 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓰𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 𝓷𝓮𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝓽𝓸 𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓹𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱𝓲𝓬 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷. 𝓜𝔂 𝓪𝓹𝓸𝓵𝓸𝓰𝓲𝓮𝓼. [ 𝓱𝓽𝓽𝓹𝓼://𝓯𝓲𝓵𝓮.𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓷/𝓪𝓭5𝓖09𝓯𝓸𝓕0𝓴𝓐𝓦8𝓚_/𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓼𝓶𝓮.𝓹𝓷𝓰 ] 𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓼: #𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓸 #𝓹𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓸 #𝓫𝓾𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻 #𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓶 - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵.
i +hovgh+ +ha+ read "svrferblood" and +hen realized +ha+ covld work as a really radical slvr agains+ seadwellers
Ɏ i ha-a-ave brea-a-athed a-a-and considered Ɏ Ɏ i ca-a-ant think of much of a-a-a rea-a-ason though the loca-a-al highbloods like to mess with me from time to time so i thought it might be one of them Ɏ
I'M SO JOYOUS.
yay yay!!
Ɏ i keep getting the feeling tha-a-at something's wa-a-atching me just out of view it's proba-a-ably just my nerves a-a-acting up but it ma-a-akes it ha-a-ard to rela-a-ax. does a-a-anyone ha-a-ave a-a-advice on how to dea-a-al with tha-a-at (i've considered surveilla-a-ance recorders but they a-a-are wa-a-ay out of my budget) Ɏ Ɏ #a-a-anxiety #wa-a-atchers Ɏ
𖠂kay n𖠂w ⌣nsare g𖠂es t𖠂 rest. ⌣nsare's l⌣s⌣s is threatening t𖠂 lay 𖠂n him. :) ⌣nsare's l⌣s⌣s is very big and warm th𖠂⌣gh. This is g𖠂𖠂d news. Bye f𖠂r n𖠂w. :)
She's awes♡me and green f♡r a very g♡♡d reas♡n
Thank you. He is right though. But so are you. I will find an appropriate neutral ground.
everyone loves me because i'm awesome
There are very few people online. This Vague Posting is ridiculous. I can see who they are about. So can everyone else. So long as they have eyes. I am watching human doll toys. Play pretend with each other.
★༉┌∩┐(•⑂•)┌∩┐★༉‧₊˚✧ I was taught to use these. They will help a lot.
i wovld love +o somehow do a #RadioArolin live s+ream somehow!
(( roleplay hack: give your introject of the character the keyboard. ))
((OOC intro: Kaziel is brat. He is not a nice person, especially to lowbloods and those that get on his nerves. Though he mostly holds casual disregard in a thin veneer of politeness, he’ll often be abrasive, rude, condescending, or otherwise unpleasant – though highbloods have a lot more leeway and leniency given his adherence to the caste system, he’ll definitely still sling a few insults their way especially if they’re not upholding all the expectations of their blood. In part he truly believes what he’s saying, but in part it’s because he finds excitement in ragebaiting and its potential consequences. There’s a tender side to him, but he rarely if ever allows it to show. So, in short: Fuck with him. Harass, bully, and demean him. Beat his ass in a duel. He’s contractually bound to serve highbloods or anyone that manages to best him in a fair fight, much to his chagrin. Or brush off his clear attempts to get a rise out of you, question how strongly he holds his beliefs, whether he’s as satisfied with his position as he claims, maybe get him to chill the fuck out. He’s quicker to form a rivalry than a friendship, but anything’s on the table quadrant-wise. Accepting of most themes, substances and NSFW and the like included. If he ever oversteps a line and it stop being fun banter for you, please let me know. And/or block him.))
This is petty. Even if it is unrelated. Mail did nothing to you. And is a key structural pillar to any society.
fuckin RECHITT
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓟𝓾𝓹𝓹𝔂, 𝓢𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓵𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓹𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓪 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓯𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓯𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝔂𝓸𝓾. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓳𝓾𝓭𝓰𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/ff/b0/c8/ffb0c88d401eddfa5c12b4b8d6352da4.jpg #Inspirational #Quotes
yov will be finding ov+ on #radioarolin !
+his is radio arolin #radioarolin
I was thinking it was going to be supersaturday
I hate the postal service
Dont say it and no
If it was #friendshipfriday or whatever whats today?
✿ thanks bruh that’s really reassuring but i think imma sleep on it
If every Lowblood on Alternia died, Society would Collapse: and Yet, they are treated as Disposable by the Higher Castes. Why is that? #HemoEquality
✿ nah no worries bruh it’s my own personal bull shit it’ll work out later. prolly. idk
SIGHHH sure wish I was ge++ing ben+ ♡ver a surface rn #nsfw
Just had a flower crown put on my head Guess its time for peace and love over here
i+'s all abov+ +he gvns
Nobody is getting Killed! Something Amazing is Always happening: you are Alive!
rechitt someone edge me #nsfw
someone edge this guy too #nsfw
PLEASE edge me holy shit #nsfw
Good Evening Everyone! Are you Ready for something Amazing to happen tonight?
🔍 _-_-_- I've been checking this website every s⌕ ⌕ften and, b⌕y h⌕wdy s⌕me ⌕f y⌕u are abs⌕lutely dr⌕p dead g⌕rge⌕us. _-_-_-
i deserve to be getting bred right now. to be quite honest #nsfw
glad its not just me hell yeah
call me horny the way i need to be edged #nsfw
yeah i feel that :o( like the fact it's gonna get blasted all over everyone's feed immediately usually scares me out of it. even though everyone else is posting cock and balls 24/7 and it's literally fine
yeah i feel +ha+ +oo :(
Ɏ there rea-a-ally isn't a-a-anything a-a-as serene a-a-and delightful a-a-as wa-a-aking up to the sound of my blea-a-atbea-a-ast herd. Ɏ Ɏ #blea-a-atbea-a-asts #goodnight Ɏ
having a great day so far!! rose offered to help me with some throbbing pains i was dealing with :D (artist: pumpkinsmut) #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/col.jpeg
[ OOC ] HI GUYS!! Kar here, Okay so. I got bored, aaaand lo and behold, I've created a lil community/rp server where we can all chill :3 I'm more used to/comfortable with roleplay on Discord than I am on MSPARP so erm. This is really just a place for friends to chill outside of Chittr/DB/MSPARP and talk about random bs and characters and roleplay for fun sometimes. Uh. If this isn't allowed lemme know and I'll take it down. https://discord.gg/9YkfVxya3E Runs away like a little creature... ( Tagging @tactileSuitor since I believe you were interested! )
Ty :) I appreciate it a lot <3 nice to know someone gets it lol
((RIGHT. I fucking LOVE roleplaying it'd be so fun to get people 2gether in one big group and we can all do interactions outside of Chittr whenever we want....))
((Ehh you're fine. It is maybe getting to be a bit much though lol. He needs to find better bad men to simp for))
ghhh #nsfw but god, i kinda hate when the bite marks are fading- keep pressing my fingers into the bruises lately, wish they would stick around,,,,, somebody come put my gay ass down like old yeller-
II was gonna say the same, miinus the cock part.
chittr is very slow today..... how is a woman supposed to post about her cock in these conditions??? #nsfw
always get the urge to share info abt me but literally the whole point of making this account anonymous is to be anonymous so that sucks u guys just gotta guess shit and i cant confirm or deny i just have to think in my head whether ur right or not
sorry chittr for the lack of activity recently ive been #ninjagooning #nsfw
god damn the need to have multiple people putting their hands all over me seein what sounds they can get me to make hit me so hard right now #nsfw
I would like a fainting couch. It’s the sexiest of all couches.
B33 < idk if this efur happens to anynyan else but sometimes im like but what if the medicine is secretly bad fur me clearly i dont REALLY n33d it B33 < and then someones like dude take your furickin dayquil you look like shit B33 < and suddenly i feel less pawful
women have cocks too fuckass!!!! >8(
Guards, Someone Gave Him A Palmhusk.
c< dO i get fucKed up at My OwN #afterparty yes Or NO? >c
I Wasn't Going To Drink But Trollbama Gave Us Explicit Permission To Do So This Thursday Night. Maybe I Will Skip The Everclear, Though. #substances
Guys can we not talk about my t1ts? @term1nallyCapr1gal @pseudoryxBoom
i aLrEaDy pOsTeD My tItS OnCe sO I WiLl nOt sUbJeCt pEoPlE To tHe hOnKeRs oF ThEm aGaIn. #nSfW
((I'm happy for your Rox that she knows when to set her foot down))
Getting downright winded being around so many people at once. The downsides of being asocial. #fightnight
i ususally support u but i thnk the line is bojack kinnin
Me and yuri have a mutual respect, but fierce rivalry. I won't let 'em beat me.
I sh0uld start a matchmaking service f0r highbl00ds l00king t0 date l0wbl00ds
If a highbl00d wants g0 kill rand0m l0wbl00ds why w0uld they g0 thr0ugh all the tr0uble when they c0uld just... G0 0utside Anyways thats what the vetting pr0cess is f0r
Can this be postponed to tomorrow?
Y0u kn0w what maybe eridans d0nt deserve kindness
Thank y0u friend
good pup lmfao friendly #nsfw
S0rry im n0t a guy s0 my c0nstant h0rny vaguep0sting isnt m0re titillating
i am a DICK and i will solve my own DICK CASE but thank you for the offer -from the office of ace dick detective agency
it really is funny how much worrying i did about the new name. i think it has really grown on me!!!
how im lookin at him wh3n i ask if i can stack donuts on it https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/488f62109f94.png #nsfw
Right on, right on.
:)
See this is a better way to go about it.
1 4M FORTUN4T3LY ST1LL V3RY MUCH 4L1V3 B4D N3WS 1S TH4T 1 4M NO LONG3R SL33P1NG https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/guh.png
[Stream clip (_)ploaded] https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7Y(_)I/yoga%20throw.png #nsfw
Don't be talkin' crazy now. Cuz that's crazy talk you're talkin' right there.
You can't take anything I take on here seriously, I am quite literally just fucking around. I do not care and neither do you. Lets fucking goooo.
https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/bb2db95b4ac7.png #nsfw #<iol3nc3
lukewarm notice if i pity your 'i was blocked:(' message i feel bad for you and if i like if i'm laughing at you
YOU WONT EVER TAKE ME ALIVE
▲they say 'i want someone to match my freak' but then get all scared when i beat the shit out of them and tie their leash to a pole outside like what the fuck were you expecting grow up you gog damn wriggler▼ #nsfw
holy fuck i spank3d him and h3 moan3d so loud th3 n3ighbors thought th3y w3r3 culling a lowblood in h3r3 hahahaha #nsfw
smoking looks cool when yov're a seadweller and i+ makes yov look incredibly fvckin ho+ wi+h yovr fins and gills and all
(( Ace Dick as the Pjackk of Chittr is such a disgustingly awful role to play. I'm having so much fun. ))
I'd like to reserve a whole slab, please.
Glurpi unbloocked me #heartrestoored
bacon 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴 -from the office of ace dick detective agency
K--<you gotta show some self respect big dog. let the babes come to you. the ladies and mens love someone who aint desperate.
Ookay noow please hoop ooff my bulge there's noo way yoou peoople can act soo desperate foor a chittr deviant like me. Moost oof yoou doon't even knoow my name. I'm noot indulging in this deterioorating behavioor foor my oown sake i'd rather goo looook at soome furry smut 8/
Morning! It's Buy My Arte day. Every day. 5% off for trolls who use my code ARTE15.
Someone asked me iif II had mariijuana iin my llarge collectiion of pllants. II do not smoke the reefer mysellf, but the pllants themsellves are very pretty. II thiink allll pllants are pretty. =:D
Got blocked by Glurpi. Might pop bottles about it later. #blender
My fuckin' mans you can feed yourself. It ain't my job to fill that bottomless pit of a whale's stomach ya got.
You never know if you're going to get another meal during the day, so ya better make sure breakfast is a meal that'll last ya a whole damn day. https://i.postimg.cc/RZB5pWQ6/Screenshot-2026-04-16-065623.png
I would be squished pancake style and also I am very much of the asexual variety. But please by all means, go the fuck to town with Larkso. I think it would fix what ever is wrong with him
Pretending To Be Nice Is Taxing On Me. Consider My Platonic Affections To Be Contained Within That Previous Post. #lettheclubbingcontinue
I can say with absolute certainty my guess was right and that the eyes were definitely the fifth thing I noticed.
New Negligee: Secured. #nsfw *attached Is A Photo Of Larkso Lain Out On What Looks To Be A Newly Bought Human Bed, Legs Splayed Out- The Joy Glinting In His Eyes Is Much More Genuine In This Photo Than The Last Few On Account Of His New Treasures. The Furred Hem Is Caught Between His Teeth To Lift The Sheer Fabric Of His Outfit To Reveal Skin Still Faintly Bruised And, More Importantly, His Emerging Bulge. While One Hand Positions His Phone For The Photograph, The Other Hand Is Tugging Silky Underwear Down To His Thighs. Just Barely In Frame Is The Base Of A Bulge Toy, Just Barely A Darker Shade Of Blue.*
I Only Regret Falling Asleep Because I Missed Cronus Being Arrested And Thrown In Jail. #pensive
At Least I Can Still Watch Someone Die Or Otherwise Get Brutally Maimed Tonight At Fight Night. Also Maybe The Guards Will Rough Him Up Some More For Content. #violence #hopecore
A persons eyes are prettier when they ain't faded anyway. Not that it's going to be the first thing I'll be lookin' at in that situation, though. It'll probably be the. Fourth. Maybe fifth.
someone cause c1garette monetary 1nflat1on 1n the ja1l r1ght now so 1t costs th1s guy spec1f1cally a whole pack for 1 ch1t
My brother in christ how are you using chittr in prison if not via a phone.
gamgam please cant i hawve a wverthers or something instead
This Seems Like A Good Time To Drink. It Makes Me Look Less Unstable If Other Trolls Are Doing It First. #substances
...i'm starting to regret venting to jane about my relationship issues. i may have blown things out of proportion...
It's With A Heavy Heart That I Put Away The Everclear. If Nudes Are Posted Tonight I Will Be Stone Cold Sober. #nsfw #substances
My walk was delayed. But! It's still very nice out :) And you're still coming with me! ❣︎
O+f co+urse no+t. Ho+wever, I need to+ re-learn self restraint.
*jingles replyily*
You want me to jingle... Quietly?
Okay. I will stifle my jingles.
"= damn. i think. i am scaring off my reply guys. there used to be so many. ="
puttin down tha bottle cause mr prez said wait til thursday #substance #stillnautshorewhathesthepresidentof
hi babe
imagine me clicking my heels vwith glee maybe ewven a sick backflip
This post isn’t even about you but I’ll add you to the spreadsheet.
I should collect a statistical analysis of how many times The Worst Possible Person in a given situation comments under my posts. The number is too high.
Stop drinking this heavily it is the middle of the week. At least wait until Thursday like reasonable individuals.
It isn't necessary fo+r me to+ co+mment o+n every po+st that makes me feel #so+mekindo+fway. I can be mature and simply 'like' to+ ackno+wledge that I enjo+y it and mo+ve o+n. I am capable. #nsfw ?
i'm confused. Did something happen? Why is everyone drinking like they're about to go to war? #substances
I'm the sort of tired that asks you to lay face down unmoving for 2 hours despite being fully awake.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/23835c34d01e.png Though it took some Tyme and Effort I was able to recover a portrait. Tis not a selfie as the youth take wyth their palmhusks but tis an adequte representation of Myne Lyving Forme. #selfie
u can be a dilf and u its liek. pokemon eevee is still eevee even when its tht cunty lil trans one sylveon
ur jst xloser 2 bein a dilf than them
Your liver is going to abandon you.
Everyone Wants To Drink Until I Bring Out The Everclear. #substances
We want to congratulate #DStri @transcendGodhood on "completing" his latest rehab stint! We have a VERY SPECIAL post planned for him! #WatchOut
ok im drinkin an feelin suicidal wwho wwant me #substances
TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHY I SAW A HUMANS JUNK NOT COMPLAININ. JUST CONFUSED ABOUT WHATS YOUSE ALL DO #NSFW
sorry for war found out why war bad only normal killing and stealing now
((I CANT SPELL FOR SHIT RAH))
// It's come to my attention that people are having a hard time with QUIRKS on this website! As a mituna writer, his quirk is hard to read if you have a reading disability or any visual disability https://64.media.tumblr.com/324c3b7fbf4f393424d8f2fc6b2fb094/b89e44cc8a09b737-b3/s500x750/741ea1dc297463ecb5999e69102cd5e845a63085.png It's probably because it's the last button, but there is an UNQUIRK button for quirks, and it helps a ton to read difficult posts! I've heard a few fantroll writers get unwarranted hate OOC because of their characters' quirk!! Also! If you have a quirk, please use the input system in the character settings on your profile to put your quirk there for people (like me) who need the extra leg up on quirks! Remember to separate IC from OOC. These are Barbies played by VERY REAL PEOPLE!
hanging out with one of my clones and hopping in circles call that playing with myself #nsfw joke
Thought about puppets and my dick got so hard I could barely think. #nsfw
vwait that came out vwrong
no vwonder you vwant me youre nearly as pathetic
youre not part of my community unless you become a wvoman
its not for you
to celebrate 10k cull im novw vwearing my ampora pride. line go up then dowvn then up then dowvn then up then dowvn.
i think you and me both knovw i vwould make it upsettingly far
maybe i should try dressing like the onceler. babes lowved that guy
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u migjt b thinkin 'hey rox, y r u usin a wine glass if its not real wine' nd its bc it makes it feel better. git gud #substances
all my recent chitts feel like a cry for a moirail an they vvery wwell might be but i also jus need to yell into the vvoid
"= fine for me. ="
Ominous Noises Outside Of The Hive. I Think Someone Is Playing A Theremin.
sigh im taking a bubble bath…
That works, too. Unethical and ethical. Most of them are self aimed.
If therapy has taught me anything, its that some people are slow little seeds, blossoming into their true colours, you just have to be patient with them. They'll come around.
Don't look at me like that, I'll misbehave. #suggestive
Some of my kinks are at least somewhat unethical to do, but at the same time. I wouldn't technically stay dead, theoretically. #nsfwe #gore #implied
Caelum is making me run on #thetreadmill Goodbye, wish me luck. I will die
How short is too short to wait to call someone back? You know like if you really like smitten not just a courtesy, asking for a friend #askingforafriend #vagueposting
My last woord befoore chittr went doown was "Neigh" and i'd like too keep this as a traditioon. Every time i say neigh the servers will exploode
who the fuck moved my house (chittr)
please for the lovve a murder message me if you catch wwind of brrapp zooppp the cowwardly sorcerer slash necromancer has managed to elude my grasp so far
Poor roro has come down with a deathly cold. Everyone wish him well, he might not survive this. (Hes fine.)
// irl friends talking about nicheLarper in college like mandies a celeb
(( guy who beats himself up over every perceived social blunder btw sharing more of my arttttt (tho obv referenced from the comic) https://64.media.tumblr.com/7107f48db7e18d6c8616bfc8dcef11c9/648100b36cd2bc00-8b/s1280x1920/2d138a5640226042c50eff3f663286dd8cf54e19.gif
80000000 @aeneasCaldarium https://64.media.tum8lr.c0m/aa9a840137tvw0755037d7097aecdd5fe1/a878798ed9e40648-16/s1280x19tvw0/2fd64f80117e21888c4d06879527c8c7c56c46d8.png
> Hops ontop of your head and just sits there.
I of course am never worried for Chittr, as I know exactly when it will return.
You heard the lady! ⌒___⌒ ( ˶ᵕ ﻌ ᵕ˶︎ ︎) / ⌒ヽ 人＿__つ_つ
The very small couriers delivering your posts to chittr simply needed a break.
ok but consider what if it WAS all of us
we cant aLLLL be the reason why chittr went down. one of you guys has gotta be LLying
> Knocks over a whole room of servers.
Sorry, I used my turn off the website beam
"= it was me i was offline it came with me ="
"= less than 30 online. we will never be so much more back. btw. i get all the posting to myself. ="
> Sits on top of one of the knocked servers and curls up to nap on it. It's warm!
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it’s like i can sense you coming from miles away when i post stuff like this
I Can't Find My " Locked In " Reaction Image, But Pretend I Posted It In Reply.
okay after the reaction to my last post i’ve been talking with one of my connections and this bdsm party might happen if it does i promise chittr you will all hear it from me first, i need to work out details #nsfw #nsfwe
Even better!
(( Checking my email before I go to sleep ‘cause I see I have one new email only to find mY ROSE AND KANAYA SHIPPED NOW TOO LET’S GOOOOOO
>([even if u cut me up in2 a t#ousand lil pieces eac# piece would still say follow me on c#ittr.ing]
I would rather see massive fucking dong and tits over suffer through the incestening. #nsfw
No you are my good friend teal guy
visibly grimacing and shaking my head so everyone knows i don'T agree with the feed right now
3833 < Troll Claire's... > 3833 < You gotta teach them to steal. >
Morning timeline, I am normal and definitely didn't have an #awful time last night.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1493772246878126081/5793251D-2E76-4B09-B051-CBFBC33CD9C0.jpg?ex=69e0d810&is=69df8690&hm=ca2e6c3d9a33b4b0202b9671c8388102c1121c323eef57f12e951db215f4c134&=&format=webp&width=830&height=830
Brb I'm gonna bite Karkat to wake him up like an asshole cat.
Thank you I chose it before my aspirations moved backstage but it really is just too darn good
<he<king the page of the ni<e seeming troll in my notifs and flashbanged by the biggest rumblespheres anyone has ever seen #nsfw #not<omplaining #joke
"= send transportaliser coordinates in the replies and i will visit each one once. i need to get out of my hive. and. do something. ="
wWw also i don't think that going past the #quadrants borderzz izz necessarily a bad thing. not my cup of tea though but i don't really care what exact type of relationship trollzz have azz long azz they love each other. or hate i guezz wWw
"= it's cool. somewhere out there. someone has a notification box. filled with me in it. ="
One big scream. At the top of my lungs even.
i just might stand corrected based on the quick ass response
honestly youd prob∆bly get better ∆ttend∆nce le∆ding with th∆t
The fuckers and suckers of chittr will be in attendance, I assure you.
idk about you man but i personally (would show up to that as i have no regard) for my personal well being) but some other trolls have concerns
Keep getting dragged away from what I'm supposed to be doing by my own thoughts. I kill off the overthinking Dirk and now there's the obsessive one in his place craving both of 'em right now. #suggestive
Too damn hot to take my normal showers. Ice water it is. #suggestive [The photo is close up, water dripping down his neck. Peeking over his shoulders are scratches, some with little flexible bandaids covering where some broke skin. His pale curls curve around his pierced ears. Right above the historic sbahj tattoo is a new void tattoo, covered with second skin.]
Anyway. #nsfw #bdsmtest https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/127fcbc5fcb7.jpeg
Unfortunately, I am unaware of what you are referring to. I have many assigned agents that ensure my safety, but they are not without their faults.
The feeling of safety I receive when the online count is below triple digits cannot be understated.
Hell0 everyb0dy please d0 n0t die t0day
"= double threading with the same troll at once. such an early evening activity. ha. whatever, i keep going. ="
~ Try to put your lusus somewhere secure for the duration? Otherwise she would surely maul the guests for being on the property at any given time? ->]
@ i... see. @ https://images2.imgboX.com/30/52/BD3XEJbL_o.png @
not to be like crazy or anything but if he said i did a good job or said he's proud of me i'd probably like haha do anything.
My Greatest Fear Is Pitch Flirting Too Close To The Sun.
"= good night, i am waking up. i had, ah, another historically awful sleep due to slime avoidance. i know as trolls we are going to be dependent on it. but i hate that as a fact, i do not want to be hooked on anything. ="
Im just s0 l0veable n0 0ne c0uld ever hate me
honestly, dating just never occurred to me as something to do. felt a little dumb to try and do it during sburb with everything going on, and after, i just... well.
"= awful timezone. for you. my moons. just came up a couple hours ago. ="
If I'm Unable To Fall Asleep Again I'm Going To Blame You.
Good Light, Casper.
my babies are flourishing oh my gosh!!! [A picture of a greenhouse full of all manner of plants.]
"= thirty five notifications in a row straight from blue or cerulean trolls. what is going on. in my notifications box. hello. ="
You know Quads filled, sure, but the lack of a kismesis has haunted me for sweeps I am not very good at hating
3833 < This is my pinned post! Hi! > 3X33 3833 < My name is Fefeta Lalonde, wife and matesprit of Al Lalonde, soon to be lusus-mom when these freaking eggs hatch... Um. I'm like, kinda old! But, that's the nature of being a sprite, you are a culmination of every existence you've ever had or ever will have, so you're better off taking it in stride! > 3833 < Oh! I live in a post game timeline—Isn't that bonkers??? My player—Roxy—did it! I love her and her wife a whole lot, we live together on Alterra! It's great... I'm so happy to have these opportunities and experiences. > 3833 3833 < I hope you get to have lots of experiences too, there's so much waiting for you! Just you wait. >
3833 < When trying things out with your potential partner, be sure to listen to them thoroughly about what they DO NOT WANT. > 3833 < Because if you pull my hair, I pull off something vital to your existence. > 38II #nsfw (implied)
,,some have the emotional depth of a slip and slide,,
@ for legal reasons, i must refute the eXistence of any potential cult or religious practices taking place within mine hive. other than that of the messiahs most mirthful, of course. @ @ honk, honk. @
♯no ♯transmogrification for ♯participation is what you should be ♯centered on & do not forget the ♯salt
@ one of those days where the tears flow of their own prompting, it seems. @
@ risking a lack of poetry, i'm big and strong and touch starved. @
@ i feel i'm liable to crush the thoratic struts of the neXt troll i encounter. whenever that might be. @
@ they call my hive something of a meat grinder. @
@ Honoring the efforts of the unfortunate mailtroll my lusus gored by turning their bones into a tasteful candelabra. #gore @
@ once, i tripped over someone and they shattered like a pane of glass. true story. @
[being squeezed is very scary please do not the squeeze]
@ i won't deny that i'm not immune to the sorts of highblooded rage others my caste or higher are prone to, but i liken it more to... hm. you know when you see something you can't help but want to squeeze as hard as you can? @ @ it is very difficult to make me angry. @
@ o, nightmare, how i find you so familiar. @
@ no, i can't make it to clurch. please stop asking. @
i wish i got to give the mayor an ipad while we were on the meteor he wouldve had such great posts
my authorial intent was him getting so emotional with lust he had to stand up and push against sonic in tongue battle for hedgehog dominance
Happy ya0i ywednesday
,,thank goodness a video about a game series i have never played and only have marginal familiarity with this will occupy me for hours,,
1M GO1NG TO SL33P NOW GOODL1GHT CH1TTR
hitting up my lo<al wallow pit not to drink al<oholi< beverages but instead to spin on the spinny seats
The Wrong Alarm Was Set, And Now I'm Awake. This Is Fucked Up.
feel like this place is eerily quiet right now. it'S like being in a store after hours except occasionally the other people still in the store are trying to kiss or something
I threw up again
======== ~~~~~~~~ that sounds good as fuck thanks for sharing man ========
,,my lips are kissable but i will bite,,
y'kn[]w n[]w ][ get t[] th][nk][n' ab[]ut ][t ][f ]['m want][n' t[] kn[]w why he's n[]t []n, sh[]uld pr[]bably check h][s recent p[]sts, huh.
huh n[]t sure what ][ expected ]['d be see][n' but ][t sure as hell wasn't that g[][]d f[]r h][m
rIIght VVell IIm gonna go an VValloVV IIn the 2hame a my broken fIIlter hangIIn off a my IIgnorance ga2h ju2t to rIIn2e and repeat agaIIn tomorroVV IIf anyone gIIve2 a damn.
"II VVanna kII22 my VVa2techute an IIgnorance ga2h are puckered" "ooh II VVant my 2hrIIvled rotten lIIl ol bulge 2ucked" VVell II VVant nothIIn more than the raVV gay hor2epoVVer of a motorcycle but VVe cant all get VVhat VVe aNt IIn lIIfe noVV can VVe. pop that IIn your 2kIIllet an fry IIt. #n2fVV
yeah II thIInk that one came from 2omeVVhere dark.
cxllege wxs x mistxke https://64.medix.tumblr.cxm/3179b4e6x8xbd955c9x3d0cb07fb0894/ec628d53xc316b3b-11/s1280x1920/9xex30bebecf5029c89947c85x49fc617f417b87.jpg
rexlizing every mxn i hxve ever fxund xttrxctive is rust i xm either surrxunded by reddish hues, xr i hxve x(nxther) prxblem
firsttttt kiss i think i had was a grl sh✮wingggg me h✮w 2 n✮t smudge my makeup. n✮w that i thinkkkk ab✮ut it that mightttt have n✮t been as plat✮nic as i th✮ughttttt.
cons of not being able to sleep: i have to go to the dentist tomorrow and this will make that suck even more pros: i get to read yaoiiiii
I also want to kiss a girl
i'm a lesbian too
>>| men kissing... .is hot.
I'm using latent psycho+kinetic abilities to+ blo+w him up via panwaves.
n[]t d[]][n' t[][] bad adm][ttedly, l][l b][t c[]ncerned that ][ haven't been see][n' any p[]sts fr[]m the guy that t[]ld me t[] j[]][n th][s s][te, but he's pr[]bably busy
like cmon hop off my bulge
hey wvhy is some puppet guy on all my posts? he looks like hes probably wvhite?
bo7 m7 last post blew up. in m7 fa(e a little.
>+. I BET HE'S BEEN ZOOMING IN ON PEOPLE'S BOOBS IN THEIR ICONS .+<
>+. LOOKING FOR. SOMETIMES YOU WANNA CHEW ON A GUY UNTIL YOU PASS OUT .+<
>+. OKAY. VIDEO GAME COMA DONE. BUT I ASSUME I AM OUT OF LUCK REGARDING HOMOSEXUAL ENCOUNTERS .+<
id like to thank the academy, id like to thank @aberrationannihilation for being the one to push me ovwer the edge, seahorsedad for newver believwing in me, and no thank you to all the pityclickers for almost messing up my amazing ratio. and they said it could newver be done https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/194360b6153c.png
IM NOT. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO.
fuck that sounds so bad 2 ask a stranger i prommy theres a good reason
plz dont take this as targeted sjust a standard screening question u dont have any gang affiliations rite?
God *damn*, setting up cat trees is a pain in the ass. Maybe I shouldn't have gotten one so obscenely tall. The cat's probably gonna climb on everything else anyway.
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tHAT'S NICE OF YOU, i AM SURE, tHEY APPRECIATE THE EFFORT, yOU ARE PUTTING IN, fOR THEM,
FRAMING ON WALL.
vwait... cmon, im close, so close, just... right owver the edge, cmon..! #suggestiwve
O-> I May Ultimately Cho+o+se To+ Visit My Mate. He *Is* My Favo+rite Vo+id Filler 😊 #suggestive
((I was big into his Chzo Mythos series like. 15 years ago as gross as that sounds. And I keep thinking it's a cultural touchstone when it's not lol))
tHE COLORS OF, tHE SKY AT MOONSRISE,
oh before i forget i should retrieve my password for the site -_- i got logged out on my phone. how am I supposed to wake up in the morning and immediately regret life choices if I can't open my phone directly to the new fresh wave of horny people and gasoline drinkers?
✿ an u never had a burga freak nasty style… dat sux
no thatd be gay
but vwhat if i like the attention but just wvant it to be #notgay
the vwhite guy puppet pfp is still riding me wvhat do i do im #notgay
no, no the guy riding me is definitely called puppy
maybe
vwhat? he doesnt havwe a ballhead, hes just like. if he vwere human hed be wvhite, thats the vwibe i get, yknowv?
tRY LOOKING UP, zERO pUNCTUATION, iF i HAD TO GUESS HE HAD LIKE, oNE OR TWO VIDEOS THAT BREACHED, oR NEARLY BREACHED, a MILLION VIEWS, aND THEN IT SLOWLY PETERED OFF BUT HE STILL, mANAGED TO DO WELL ENOUGH FOR HIMSELF?
iT IS ONE OF THOSE SERIES THAT, i KIND OF ASSUME EVERYONE KNOWS, bECAUSE i REMEMBER IT STRONGLY, fROM WRIGGLERHOOD BUT, i THINK IT IS REALLY NOT AS UBIQUITOUS, aS i THINK IT IS, eSPECIALLY WHEN i LET LOOSE WITH THE CLASSIC LINE, "it hurts" AND NO ONE, KNOWS WHAT i'M REFERRING TO, bUT YEAH IT'S PRETTY SOLID, iT'S FROM THAT GUY WHO TALKS REALLY FAST IN HIS GAME REVIEWS, wITH THE CARTOONS AND THE YELLOW BACKGROUNDS WHICH, i ALSO HAVE NO CONCEPTION OF WHETHER OR NOT, hE IS OBSCURE OR NOT, eITHER?
Being angry is easier than being worried.
I AM. TRYING. TO BE CHARITABLE TO THIS BRONZE. TRYING. VERY HARD. VERY. HARD.
tHIS IS ACTUALLY, tHE 2ND IN THE SERIES, tHE LAST, cHRONOLOGICALLY, tECHNICALLY, i MEAN, tHE ONE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHRONOLOGY IS, aLSO THE LAST, cHRONOLOGICALLY SPEAKING BUT THAT'S, sPOILERS SO i WON'T GO INTO IT, fURTHER,
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7480c12cb324.png [[ Art by me! ]] #selfie
the quad reacts r great n all but nothin has quite the same comedic effect as a well placed custom discord emote react the "milk drops" are a personal fave #nsfw 2 b safe (yes i DID add it on 3 diff servers so i can use it more than once per mssg) https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/10/image_2026-04-10_214828807.png
ng fuckin L i dont trust chittr w/ it the oooooonly thing yr gonna get is dick n ballz idk maybe a blurry photo of yr front door @ nite
oH, oKAY, hERE YOU GO, HTTP://WWW.FULLYRAMBLOMATIC.COM/7DAYS/
both of my boyfriends are taller than me + clingy so whenever they snuggle me i feel like a little plushie. you fucking wish you were me
Literally what have i ever d0ne t0 any 0f y0u
You people are freaks I’m not doing that.
A gentle reminder to not trust your emotions between the hours of 9PM and 6AM.
Biden, please ensure all my constituents are tucked in and receive a kiss to the forehead if they so desire one. Send it.
ill accept a forehead kiss from you an' vice president biden an' that's all.
As a wise man once told me: “Noooo… Don’t be sad you’re so sexy haha.” I am sure you all could follow this advice as well.
really? hes alwvays been pretty chill vwith me, nevwer had a problem vwith the guy, i think you might just be ovwerreacting
nah she wvants me trust
hey queen is that guy bothering you? #vwaguepost
ivwe newver done anything vwrong in my life evwer
if a girl said no, i vwould listen #feminism #niceguy #metoo
i dont remember vwriting this
cmon man being rampantly insecure in my masculinity and being shitty tovwards vwomen doesnt make me secretly not #notgay its kinda problematic to imply that tbh
i dont fuck wvith homophones sorry broski
3833 < Kismet because when he gets an attitude he's a Hissmet. > 3833c
Right. https://i.ibb.co/8DPxLz0h/Untitled.png What are we naming the cat? Putting it up to a vote, 'cause I think both suggestions are pretty good. Heart reacts for Oddball, diamond reacts for Kismet.
I FEEL THIS DREAD HUMANS SPEAK OF.
(( made with heroforge I SERIOUSLY NEED TO FIND AN ARTIST TO DRAW THEM ;-;
youre tellin me. i tried to give dating advice to cronus.
Well, I think that's quite enough Chittr for the day. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a32f04375883.png
Your willingness to accept the 8are minimum without fail never ceases to amaze and disorient.
I am not saying that other cold8loods aren't literally the a8solute dregs of their caste and should not 8e ashamed of their conduct... 8ut you are also seemingly uncapa8le of anything 8ut superficial growth. You're not a mirror, you're aluminium.
hawve you seen the kinda shit people do and say here?
you wvould think so! i dont vwant it to be true! but look around and ponder
what if im actually the wvokest guy here? besides the vwoke highblood obvwiously
she regulate my self until i technique
((Just to be clear btw. I don't mind others goofing about to to some extent, but Cronus isn't secretly in the closet or anything. I don't really enjoy making those sorts of jokes myself, I don't like to imply that someone is a misogynist and is obsessed with upholding his own masculinity just because he's secretly gay. Cronus is like this because he's a bad person who chooses to be this way every day. He's #notgay and proud because he's a dickhead.))
real quick time time sensitiwve question does it still count as role revwersal if the roles wvere technically nevwer revwersed but youre a man? #nsfvw
say wvhat you wvill about me but iwve newver asterisked at anyone vwithin the past wvipe at least and if i did do it more recently i didnt evwen talk about her boobs ewven a little #nsfvw
there really is something so special about handsome men with fluffy little kittens. it nears total sensory overload. you dont know where to look.
oH, wELL THE GAME i THOUGHT OF, wAS DICE ANYWAYS, i REALIZED, nEVER MIND,
considering the circumstances i am behaving myself extremely well.
I just want to say that I r3-chitt3-d this b3-for3- Troll Hamilton comm3-nt3-d on it. I didn't choos3- to put Troll Hamilton on my pag3-.
quadrants are fake. do what feels right. smear, flip, va(illate, who (ares
m3- wh3-n i'v3- n3-v3-r 3-xp3-ri3-nc3-d transc3-nd3-nt lov3-
~ Oh you're really good at it! Really nice portraitS
:> I enjoy killing zombies ^nd ^ll but sometimes it’s like. Ag^in? Now? I w^s buying ch^i. I w^s buying ch^i ^nd then I h^d to put ^ h^nd through your stupid rotten he^d. Good thing I often we^r gloves with retr^ct^ble bl^des. <:
see][n' a l[]t []f ][nterest][n' p[]sts []n here a][n't sure what all ][ have t[] say ab[]ut ][t but ][t's there
>>| .ok. here's the take: yaoi .is genuinely better than yuri. yet yuri .is .also good, no .offense.
wWw while i support sexual revolution and free love not everything hazz to be about pailing sometimes you can just cuddle with another troll completely naked and it'zz okay. i am not tagging it with #nsfw because that goezz against my whole point wWw
[|||] thiiis site haaas a tendencyyy to be quiiite hooorny buuut sometiiimes i waaant to get in a biiig groooup hug wiiith all my beeesties aaand people i looove~
[|||] #newprofilepic having myself a sweet treat~ https://file.garden/ydmquqmz-xkjrfza/%5b1%5d%20chittr_stuff/%5bfa%5d%20%5bvirsha-icon%5d.png
[|||] iiin reference to my laaast post thooough, iii have no proooblems with beeeing hooorny, juuust gotta have sooome snuggle tiiime between suckiiing bulge and eaaating nooooook~ #nsfw
iforhot what i wad thinking anout i think im hknna lay dkwn now holy shit
prolly but i thnk itd b nice 2 see in btwn everythin else
HOPING EVERYONE HAS A WONDERFUL DAY, APOLOGIES FOR NOT POSTING OFTEN. NOTHING TOO MUCH TO POST ABOUT. [|:^)
IT SOUNDS LIKE AN INVASIVE THING IF I POSTED EVERY SMALL UPDATE, YOU KNOW?
Okay, unironically? My last reply to Vriska made me consider what it would be like if I were a pirate. By this I mean space or sea, not media piracy. I already do that. And I won’t lie. I think it’d be pretty cool. Especially space. I’m a fucking engineer, give me two weeks to learn that ship inside and out and I’ll make the damn thing my bitch.
[!f @ncestors c@n @ccess t#!s webs!te, t#en t#@t only opens up t#e poss!b!l!ty t#@t my @nd my fr!ends' @ncestors c@n @lso be on #ere. !'m t#@nkful t#@t t#ey're @ll de@d.]
If anybody recognises me from Tumblr, this is going to be my OOC account. I'll likely link to the rest of my characters fairly soon for easy access < 3 #ooc #tumblr
who needs a pool party when you have bathtub and rubber ducky
me, crawling around and eating up all the crumbs of recognition you toss at me like a fat, deranged pigeon
≈ A crumb of recognition for my adoring public... But nothing more. Not yet. ≈
mostly ive jus been a lil jeally cuz my tibdys arent that big lmao
◥▶◀◤ —> And I you, platonically. I have a taste in men that is not linear or conducive to your archetype, so you need not worry about potential flirtations.
this is so real man i respect you. platonically
yes hello u trag1c beasts yes u have mm1ssed mme 1 know but fret not for chammp1on mmalako 1s back hahaha speak to mme
hey if youre a rustblood vwith issues and a freaky fine body hmu and lets chat about howv i can make you wvorse. thats wvhat you freaks are all into, right? other lowvbloods free to apply too i guess but rusties havwe that special sauce. #nsfwv
ok i have mulltiplle points to cover here in brief: 1. go reread all my messages. 2. i am not going to have sex with you or any kind of rellationship, most of my quads are filled and i dont particullarlly want you as my moiraill 3. if you give my partners any reason to think youre trying to get with me you will find yoursellf a head shorter reall fast so im trying to do you a favor here
does this dinner have any gllint in the back of your mind that it might devellop into a romantic affair
thats a tough one. maybe higher, because of brand recognition? there is some llevell of comfort in seeing some cllown shit next to your name and feelling llike "ah its just cronus". kind of llike hearing rustlling in the folliage, your hair standing on end, onlly to reallize it was just the funny trashbeast that hangs out behind your hive sometimes. same shit is kind of LESS wellcome from compllete randos. i dont know those bastards. no cllue if its a trashbeast or a fanged troutchaser. stick with the llittlle garbage creature i know.
vwait no shit fuck my hiwve of cards is collapsing all around me
i hate vwhen busty older vwomen put their cigarettes out on me damn i sure hope no rust milf does anything like that to me id be so fucking mad and sad damn it..! #nsfwv
correct. basel1ne m1n1mum needs to be 3, but a h1gher sample s1ze of 1000x or more 1s best
the people vwant to knovw and i vwill answver: no i do not say "ouch ovw owvie my cronuts" if i get kicked in the nads and if i did it wvas only the one time
computr typin means i can actually see my pfp now lol can totally undrstand y ppl (litrally just liek 2 ppl) called me a whore
im literally #notgay and im discounting your opinions because if the man isnt in control its automatically role rewversal
everyones always "i support womens wrongs" until im actually wronging them
hye bb i think if the roles dnt reverse, then its nt reversed luv, rox
II heard of thiis thiing calllled "Toyotathon" whiich II thiink iis pretty siilllly. Does "Toyotathon" count too?
Kicking my feet Pretend i didnt chitt any 0f that M0ment 0f weakness
#eRIDANpEACE #eRIDANtRUCE #eRIDANaRMISTICE #eRIDANcEASEFIRE #eRIDANcANTwEaLLjUSTgETaLONG
Atteni0n and lavish gifts m0stly. Im happy t0 chat with y0u th0ugh
Liquid 9 Inches.
Greedy girl. I think I may have something for you here.
:33 < i think theres a purrtain amount of strength to not killing despite the society we live in :33 < my furriends fur one, a lot of them try really hard nyot to kill and they give it a lot of weight!!
show them gurren lagann it'll change their lives
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( i don't know how to do that, i only look like a nerd and have the interests of one i don't have the skills )
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( when you live in the caverns sometimes you forget you can just order things online instead of having to do everything yourself )
II doodlled a representatiion of what happened wiith my pallmhusk and the cake batter. II"m so unhappy. Allso, II thiink thiis iis consiidered #nsfw iim not sure. https://fiille.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiiEQ5/Other/llotiiiie%20cake%20batter%20acciident.png
D --> What occurs during Nepeta Week stays in Nepeta week
Assumiing that "tiittiies" refers to my rather llarge chest, II woulld agree iif iit wasn"t for the fact II got them wiithout pursuiing them. My "tiittiies" are niice to me, though, for the most part. =:] #nsfw ii thiink as well
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the pursuit of fat titties leads to unexpected things
≈ Ĩn all my time observing the multiversal sphere, Ĩ feel my favorite individuals usually fall within the lines of the jade caste. We could all stand to be a little more jade. ≈
i was gonna say that i dunno im not in charge of honking but apparently im the clown police so legally i get final say over this and i say i dont care what non clowns do, theyre not under my apparent jurisdiction
B33 < nyall n33d to tell me about these events further in nyadvance B33 < my schedule is too busy!!
gettin after a clowwn for not honkin kinda sounds like exactly wwhat the clowwn police wwould do though
sometimes a clown is not really circus-y so its weird as fuck when they honk this is my wisdom
H◯w †◯ §P◯◯◯◯◯n: • Bulgeee hȺrd in †hee bu†† • Gl◯bee iiiin yȺ hȺȺȺnd • Ki§§ yȺ neck Helll yeȺhhh!!!
sometimes a clown just doesnt look like the honking type and their honking just feels so forced like its ok man the clown police arent gonna get you for not honking youre just not that kinda clown dude
Ah I remember wwhy trollcial media is bad again.
Honk Honk Motherfuckers :o) @VeiledSerpent Told Me The Other Week I Might Find A Common Language With Some Of you Here. For Now Looking At The Feed I Have Some Doubts About It, But I Think Having Some Online Presence Won't Hurt Anyway.
if u wanna experience arsenic poisonin, u should come to #nepetaweek !
i dont mind bein called a pony im kinda pony coded tbh
Why would they hate me? I’m a well behaved stallion.
Getting stared at by approximately a dozen cats while dropping off a #parcel. #mailmoment
I Was Asked If I'm Ever Not " Horny ", And Yet I Know You Can Tell Because My Chitts Are So Coherent. #nsfw
how’s the torture been? s(ale of 1-10
Oh fuck uhh Day 5 0f t0rture dunge0n ama
i find h★RuSS zAhhAk veRy ATTRAcTive
oh dear. i had nnot connsidered. how i would get downn. from this mounntainn.
][ There Have Been Too Many Times Where I Walked In On My Members Pailing Each Other In Inconvenient Locations. I Can't Tell If I'm Unfortunate Or They Just Need Better Hiding Spots. #nsfw ][
#basking hours
I had to unquirk your tall white cocks. Lord.
You Just Want To See The Microkini.
((Decided to make bro's #nsfw posts easy to find by linking them on his pinned post. Im like. Kinda proud of my writing abt it.))
D --> Who is her D --> I need more conte%t to decide whether or not she deserves to be permitted to chitt
D --> Do not overshadow #Nepetaweek for the f001ish Ampora's escapades
Great, Take My Glasses And Put Me In Heels. They Are Trying To Kill Me Here. #nsfw? #suggestive? #likelyneither https://i.imgur.com/yyhwrcx.png
httꫂ❁s://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f0edae2c94d.ꫂ❁NG ꫂ❁robably not the wisest thing in the world, but...it's not like I haven't already attached my face to my account! I never know how to ꫂ❁ose for ꫂ❁ictures haha ^^; ❣︎
Im literally standing here l00king SO cute S0 where is my attenti0n, assh0le?
come and face the queen of the #poolparty in billiards you cowards
thought i wwould post some of our silly hivve mate advventures me and @archivveaddict are havving a wwonderful time learning the intricate secrets of ecchi anime yaoi bondage conservvation and this human showw knowwn as neww girl https://cdnimgchestcom/files/2c0ce4d07b16jpeg https://cdnimgchestcom/files/043803b47374jpeg
If I Soak In This Pool Long Enough, I'll Become A Seadweller. This Is The Truth They Are Hiding From You.
theyre fuckin fantastic at it too
After-lunch workout. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/21/02aabbce857dcc783596aa9fbc43aa317ef72ccd.gif
O-> I No+w Have A Sleepy Pile O+f Clean Grubs. I Even Had So+meo+ne Clean Their Pen. O-> And No+w... The Rest O+f My Waylaid Tasks.
...sometimes when i'm bored i dip smeeif in tar and he screams loud as fuck. ~~0o
// when u accidentally stalk react from the wrong troll 😞
// TROLL CLAY PUPPINGTON IN MY NOTIFS??????
Sometimes my insomnia keeps me awake for so long that when I finally fall asleep I don't wake up for almost a full day.
facTT: a purrbea2TT wiill 2ee a chance TTo become a hazardou2 ob2TTacle and noTT even he2iiTTaTTe
>+. THINKING ABOUT... GIRLS ...+<
no one can forget about the most important thing happening today: national scrabble day. yall better get to playing
scariest thing in the world is actually sending an email
You 3v3r 2l33p 2o long you forg3t what 2w33p it i2??
man 7ou go awa7 for a se( and two parties and a war pop up
Tired y0urself 0ut with that chitt?
>:3€ >> Oughh first €hitt.... intimidating... oh w:3ll €at nap tim:3 <<
https://open.spotify.com/track/0DQA0zEYTJ10BBwIWPMEIq?si=082da08a60df425d
H0rrifying t0 see that my interests are m0re mainstream than i th0ught #nsfw
PINNED CHIT - 26 years old | he/him | cisgender and somewhere queer wise - roommates with Roro, Jake, and Jane. Hal is also alive and separate from ARquius. - situationship type relationship with Roro and Jane, officially with Jake. - Autistic, Borderline Personality Disorder, probably some other shit too. - does robot commissions, struggles with fixations and needs to be dragged away at times - involved with au including @goliathsTerror and @tipsyGalactica - can be #nsfw and #mentalhealth related at times. Discusses past accidental #emotionalabuse
At the club with the nerds ever. Letting Ro' dress me up never fails. @tipsyGalactica @goliathsTerror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e2d9f63fa3d5.jpeg
hanging with the moirails todayyyyy!!! Yeah we're polyquardrant yeah we're all alt girlies it rulezzzz
What the fuck have you cursed me with?
floatie girls are a niche i never expected to be a part of
☥his is once again a joke. I suppose. I am †rying †o be funny †o balance ou† my apparen† Creepy Demeanor.
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I heard there will be a gl0ry h0le #eridanwar #nsfw
I Think That Needy Tealblood Is Going Through All Of My Posts In A Vain Attempt To Find My Nudes. If You Ask Nicely I Will Simply Send Them To You. It's That Easy. #nsfw #targetedposting
well how am i supposed to stay afloat in the water while having sex
I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot.
>[ 10 i build comput-rs that's kind of like furniture in a way. 20 exxcept if furniture could think. 30 and is ill advised to actually put anyth-ng on top of. 40 shitty furniture that shows pictures at you. ];
You can trust me not to hit you with a 2x4. Let me in.
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hONKSLOP MAKES ME FEEL EMOTIONS THAT i, dO NOT THINK i AM ADEQUATELY EQUIPPED TO DEAL WITH, aS OF YET,
I n33d to get laid. #nsfw #poolparty #substances
Don"t get me started on those dreamboat siingers from what the humans call the "50s and 60s". They are absollutelly the CUTEST!! Especiially the Neiill Sedaka and Paull Anka fellows... https://fiille.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiiEQ5/Other/Lottiie%20Fondlly%20Regard%2020th%20Century%20Siingers.png
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN WHAT I’VE BEEN HOLDING BACK.
ohhhh I'm so stabbable and fightable... you want to beat me up so baddd...
Casper Is My Favorite Lowblood, Please Don't Tell Him Or His Head Will Swell So Large It Will Explode And I'll Lose The Ability To Platonically Torture Him.
fair, different strokes and all that perverseness all the same is always welcome on my page #nsfw
jokes on you i'm into that (i am, please somebody kick me in the face, i said what i said) #nsfwe
lol, glad i’m one of the first you run into here then plus i love troll moral orel plus if you stretch your septum warning, the healing feels like getting kicked in the face even if you do it correctly
* Several Images Of Dirk And Jake Are Attached To The Post, Most Of Them Shaky And A Few Of Them Blurred With Oil, But They're Somewhat Clearly The Two Men Of The Hour Pinning Each Other On Stage. There Are Even More Blurry Close Ups Of Jake's Hairy, Oiled Chest That Are Somehow Even More Blurry Than The Others.* I Take Back Everything I've Ever Said About #eridanweek. Thank You Sweet, Merciful Mothergrub. #nsfw Ish
i thnk i was sufficiently vague in my chit... ur the one claimin it
#dirk strider havin a big d must be an universal constant or something #nsfw
y~u pe~ple say the m~st cullable shite s~metimes. i mean, h~t damn. it's like y~u l~t d~n't want t~ live ~r s~methin. really? g~in after cl~wns? next y~u're g~nna be talkin ab~ut s~me secret twelfth bl~~d caste. stay safe, idi~ts.
last night i dreamt i made an unironic callout post on here...ooh better watch out or i'll expose you on my chittr dot com
thank you, i’ve got them up to 3.5 inch and it’s been my happy stopping point for awhile, i’ve stretched my septum too but just not as extreme
There is always time, valued individual. I would be honored to represent you.
the ♯president soaks ♯hiscigarettes in ♯liquor ♯? ♯whatkind
They simply do not count. That's zero drunk cigarettes as far as I'm concerned.
By consuming alcohol.
♯how can a ♯cigarette be ♯impaired
Drunk cigarettes don't count. Everyone knows that.
concept: your clown kismesis trying to teach you a holy lesson being tossed over their knee with the book of hilarity laid out in front of you reading passages while they leave handprints with every spank being forced to restart every time you trip up or stutter (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #nsfw, #rankworks, clownslop, honkslop, religious focus, pitchfic, blackrom, punishment, masochism, archive rating: E)
awake and sober to be able to say if i ever seemed like i enjoyed clown posting it was a lie. pretend i never did #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOOOOOOOO WHY DON'T MUTHAHAFUCKING SAY THAHAT. PLEASE. THIS ISN'T YOU. THIS ISN'T YOUR HEART.
Even Though It Is #bulgeontimelinetuesday Rest Assured That There Will Be No Bulge At The Various Events Happening As We Speak. I Will Be Dressed Appropriately. #nsfw