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₊˚⊹♡ My goodness, not a day goes by without horny on main behaviors. ₊˚⊹♡
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Ribbit, I gu୭ss. ၊၊||၊ ၊၊||၊
If anybody recognises me from Tumblr, this is going to be my OOC account. I'll likely link to the rest of my characters fairly soon for easy access < 3 #ooc #tumblr
who needs a pool party when you have bathtub and rubber ducky
me, crawling around and eating up all the crumbs of recognition you toss at me like a fat, deranged pigeon
yes hello u trag1c beasts yes u have mm1ssed mme 1 know but fret not for chammp1on mmalako 1s back hahaha speak to mme
does this dinner have any gllint in the back of your mind that it might devellop into a romantic affair
thats a tough one. maybe higher, because of brand recognition? there is some llevell of comfort in seeing some cllown shit next to your name and feelling llike "ah its just cronus". kind of llike hearing rustlling in the folliage, your hair standing on end, onlly to reallize it was just the funny trashbeast that hangs out behind your hive sometimes. same shit is kind of LESS wellcome from compllete randos. i dont know those bastards. no cllue if its a trashbeast or a fanged troutchaser. stick with the llittlle garbage creature i know.
vwait no shit fuck my hiwve of cards is collapsing all around me
correct. basel1ne m1n1mum needs to be 3, but a h1gher sample s1ze of 1000x or more 1s best
computr typin means i can actually see my pfp now lol can totally undrstand y ppl (litrally just liek 2 ppl) called me a whore
no, no dont misunderstand i get you on another level we are syncing our brains across universes and timelines and whatever the fuck else stands between us
hey vwhos that handsome fella in your pfp i bet hes an upstanding citizen vwho i should feel proud to be associated vwith by your carnal desires for the both of us
im literally #notgay and im discounting your opinions because if the man isnt in control its automatically role rewversal
ive been considering it but ive been locked in trying to 100% my farm aka ive restarted 20 times and this is attempt 21
hye bb i think if the roles dnt reverse, then its nt reversed luv, rox
Liquid 9 Inches.
Ah yoou're a freak checks oout
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( when you live in the caverns sometimes you forget you can just order things online instead of having to do everything yourself )
Assumiing that "tiittiies" refers to my rather llarge chest, II woulld agree iif iit wasn"t for the fact II got them wiithout pursuiing them. My "tiittiies" are niice to me, though, for the most part. =:] #nsfw ii thiink as well
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the pursuit of fat titties leads to unexpected things
time to go play a farming sim so i can bring the nerdy doctor a coffee and pickles
nothing beats cat videos with minecraft sound effects overlayed man nothing
i was gonna say that i dunno im not in charge of honking but apparently im the clown police so legally i get final say over this and i say i dont care what non clowns do, theyre not under my apparent jurisdiction
gettin after a clowwn for not honkin kinda sounds like exactly wwhat the clowwn police wwould do though
sometimes a clown is not really circus-y so its weird as fuck when they honk this is my wisdom
sometimes a clown just doesnt look like the honking type and their honking just feels so forced like its ok man the clown police arent gonna get you for not honking youre just not that kinda clown dude
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if u wanna experience arsenic poisonin, u should come to #nepetaweek !
i dont mind bein called a pony im kinda pony coded tbh
Getting stared at by approximately a dozen cats while dropping off a #parcel. #mailmoment
I Was Asked If I'm Ever Not " Horny ", And Yet I Know You Can Tell Because My Chitts Are So Coherent. #nsfw
how’s the torture been? s(ale of 1-10
Oh fuck uhh Day 5 0f t0rture dunge0n ama
i find h★RuSS zAhhAk veRy ATTRAcTive
oh dear. i had nnot connsidered. how i would get downn. from this mounntainn.
][ There Have Been Too Many Times Where I Walked In On My Members Pailing Each Other In Inconvenient Locations. I Can't Tell If I'm Unfortunate Or They Just Need Better Hiding Spots. #nsfw ][
I had to unquirk your tall white cocks. Lord.
got another one for ya voyeurs out there. full 20 minute video is avaliable if you subscribe. #nsfw #pillowhumping [Link] [As per usual, the post links to his professional account, a new five minute preview avaliable to tempt the audience.] [The shot is from his waist down. He has it just so that his face never ends up showing on camera. He's straddling a folded pillow while on his knees, nice and plush between his thighs. He shifts around a bit to get comfortable before he leans forward and puts one hand on the floor while the other goes on the pillow, squeezing it tightly and pushing it inwards a little to firm up the plushness. He starts to roll his hips, soft huffs coming from his nose with each rut. He keeps it slow, just building up to the main event before he picks up the pace. Its fast enough where his little huffs become soft moans slipping past his lips, back arching into the pillow, and thighs shaking just ever so slightly. After a bit of this he props himself up and picks up the camera, doing his best to keep it steady while he aims the it right where he was rutting into. The spot is significantly wet by now, the white pillow case darkened just slightly in the spot below him. The viewer can see that he’s likely pumped his dick a little just to show it off. He chose to wear a black piece of jewelry on his VCH this time, likely hoping it would stand out. It in fact, does stand out and he thinks his cock looks fucking amazing in this shot, thank you very much. He speeds up his pace, keeping the camera on the close up as he practically grinds into this pillow like a feral animal, going to town as his soft moans become heavy pants and grunts. Just before he can come, he slows again to a snails pace before stopping completely. A heavy huff through his nose as he comes down from the high of denying himself. The camera lingers for a moment, his t-dick twitching under the gaze of the camera's view before the video ends.]
Great, Take My Glasses And Put Me In Heels. They Are Trying To Kill Me Here. #nsfw? #suggestive? #likelyneither https://i.imgur.com/yyhwrcx.png
httꫂ❁s://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8d225a7a9dfa.ꫂ❁ng ꫂ❁robably not the wisest thing in the world, but...it's not like I haven't already attached my face to my account! I never know how to ꫂ❁ose for ꫂ❁ictures haha ^^; ❣︎
thought i wwould post some of our silly hivve mate advventures me and @archivveaddict are havving a wwonderful time learning the intricate secrets of ecchi anime yaoi bondage conservvation and this human showw knowwn as neww girl https://cdnimgchestcom/files/2c0ce4d07b16jpeg https://cdnimgchestcom/files/043803b47374jpeg
If I Soak In This Pool Long Enough, I'll Become A Seadweller. This Is The Truth They Are Hiding From You.
...sometimes when i'm bored i dip smeeif in tar and he screams loud as fuck. ~~0o
Sometimes my insomnia keeps me awake for so long that when I finally fall asleep I don't wake up for almost a full day.
facTT: a purrbea2TT wiill 2ee a chance TTo become a hazardou2 ob2TTacle and noTT even he2iiTTaTTe
no one can forget about the most important thing happening today: national scrabble day. yall better get to playing
my morning truth is its my goal in life to kiss as many fellow daves as possible because no ones hotter than me
scariest thing in the world is actually sending an email
You 3v3r 2l33p 2o long you forg3t what 2w33p it i2??
man 7ou go awa7 for a se( and two parties and a war pop up
I just got sent this. I'm unsure how to feel. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/70b2978285f0.png
>:3€ >> Oughh first €hitt.... intimidating... oh w:3ll €at nap tim:3 <<
https://open.spotify.com/track/0DQA0zEYTJ10BBwIWPMEIq?si=082da08a60df425d
i usually try an givve people i dont knoww a fair shake but the lot of you are losin points left and right today
H0rrifying t0 see that my interests are m0re mainstream than i th0ught #nsfw
PINNED CHIT - 26 years old | he/him | cisgender and somewhere queer wise - roommates with Roro, Jake, and Jane. Hal is also alive and separate from ARquius. - situationship type relationship with Roro and Jane, officially with Jake. - Autistic, Borderline Personality Disorder, probably some other shit too. - does robot commissions, struggles with fixations and needs to be dragged away at times - involved with au including @goliathsTerror and @tipsyGalactica - can be #nsfw and #mentalhealth related at times. Discusses past accidental #emotionalabuse
At the club with the nerds ever. Letting Ro' dress me up never fails. @tipsyGalactica @goliathsTerror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e2d9f63fa3d5.jpeg
im just an appreciator of the female form
Too damn hot to take my normal showers. Ice water it is. #suggestive [The photo is close up, water dripping down his neck. Peeking over his shoulders are scratches, some with little flexible bandaids covering where some broke skin. His pale curls curve around his pierced ears. Right above the historic sbahj tattoo is a new void tattoo, covered with second skin.]
What the fuck have you cursed me with?
floatie girls are a niche i never expected to be a part of
is this like a common fantasy people havve about eridans
Are You Guys Jerking Each Other Off Yet Or What? #nsfw
consider me shelvved to the side for this ... wwar. i dont need to provve anything to any of my alternates.
i look awway to paint and i look back and noww all of the sudden its talk about eridans pailing eridans, wwhat the hell is wwrong wwith you people #nsfww
D --> Do not overshadow #Nepetaweek for the f001ish Ampora's escapades
currently comfy af in bed for those who care
Show him your smallpox
I'm Going To Show You The Edge Of A Cliff.
Wanna hold hands on the way???
☥his is once again a joke. I suppose. I am †rying †o be funny †o balance ou† my apparen† Creepy Demeanor.
Goregle how †o be more sub†le Goregle Y-Incision Goregle Muscula†ure of †he Ches†
I heard there will be a gl0ry h0le #eridanwar #nsfw
I Think That Needy Tealblood Is Going Through All Of My Posts In A Vain Attempt To Find My Nudes. If You Ask Nicely I Will Simply Send Them To You. It's That Easy. #nsfw #targetedposting
anyone need a buff Lesbian to bLow smoke in their eye?
well how am i supposed to stay afloat in the water while having sex
I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot.
I'm Close Enough To A Natural, Large Body Of Water That I Could Just Swim There, However I Have My Own Pool Because I Hate Sand And Do Not Care About The Environment.
And Now, So Do You. I'm Generously Sharing My Hideous Disease With You. You're Welcome.
He got rabies.. Damn...
Bites You, Bites You, Bites You. #mybite
>[ 10 i build comput-rs that's kind of like furniture in a way. 20 exxcept if furniture could think. 30 and is ill advised to actually put anyth-ng on top of. 40 shitty furniture that shows pictures at you. ];
I Invite You Back To My Hive, But Instead Of Letting You Fuck Me I Make You Build Furniture For Me. #nsfw
You can trust me not to hit you with a 2x4. Let me in.
Jokes On You, It Being Your Fetish Was My Fetish All Along.
You're A Little Pathetic In A Way I'm A Fan Of. I'll Let You Build Me A Husktop.
You look sort of gaunt and haunted and offputting in a way that I enjoy. Maybe stop talking and just keep doing that part instead.
b∆d pl∆ce to sell them would m∆ke more selling them inl∆nd where theyre more sc∆rce
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Don"t get me started on those dreamboat siingers from what the humans call the "50s and 60s". They are absollutelly the CUTEST!! Especiially the Neiill Sedaka and Paull Anka fellows... https://fiille.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiiEQ5/Other/Lottiie%20Fondlly%20Regard%2020th%20Century%20Siingers.png
Wa+ching ♡ld human +elevisi♡n has me +hirs+ing ♡ver a l♡ng dead middle aged human m♡b b♡ss.... S♡me♡ne s+ab me wi+h my ♡wn h♡rns
tragic: you find that one alt of a person you hate that actually has some shit to say you wwanna listen to
My new beautiful magical little hoooofbeast brushable (me foor scale) https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/poonybooy.png
i call my dick my katana sometimes but only around people i like. #nsfw
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN WHAT I’VE BEEN HOLDING BACK.
WE NEED A DAY WHERE WE COMPETE FOR THE WORST CHITT EVER CONCEIVED. I THINK I’D BE A STRONG CONTENDER.
"rotten corpse, decaying and vile, tell me this; can you feel?" through cracked bones, with shredded flesh, i savor the touch. #nsfwe #gore #poem #poetry #originalpoem
i feel like we all have those things it's part of what makes exploring the depth of another troll so interesting
Casper Is My Favorite Lowblood, Please Don't Tell Him Or His Head Will Swell So Large It Will Explode And I'll Lose The Ability To Platonically Torture Him.
fair, different strokes and all that perverseness all the same is always welcome on my page #nsfw
jokes on you i'm into that (i am, please somebody kick me in the face, i said what i said) #nsfwe
Do it! Go!
lol, glad i’m one of the first you run into here then plus i love troll moral orel plus if you stretch your septum warning, the healing feels like getting kicked in the face even if you do it correctly
* Several Images Of Dirk And Jake Are Attached To The Post, Most Of Them Shaky And A Few Of Them Blurred With Oil, But They're Somewhat Clearly The Two Men Of The Hour Pinning Each Other On Stage. There Are Even More Blurry Close Ups Of Jake's Hairy, Oiled Chest That Are Somehow Even More Blurry Than The Others.* I Take Back Everything I've Ever Said About #eridanweek. Thank You Sweet, Merciful Mothergrub. #nsfw Ish
i thnk i was sufficiently vague in my chit... ur the one claimin it
#dirk strider havin a big d must be an universal constant or something #nsfw
Sharing how big my dick is, are you? #nsfw
y~u pe~ple say the m~st cullable shite s~metimes. i mean, h~t damn. it's like y~u l~t d~n't want t~ live ~r s~methin. really? g~in after cl~wns? next y~u're g~nna be talkin ab~ut s~me secret twelfth bl~~d caste. stay safe, idi~ts.
last night i dreamt i made an unironic callout post on here...ooh better watch out or i'll expose you on my chittr dot com
s~rry i've n~t been ~nline frequently, this place is a tad ~verwhelmin and business at ~live lawnring has been b~~min!
First rule of gun safety: suck that thing. :) #nsfw
thank you, i’ve got them up to 3.5 inch and it’s been my happy stopping point for awhile, i’ve stretched my septum too but just not as extreme
There is always time, valued individual. I would be honored to represent you.
the ♯president soaks ♯hiscigarettes in ♯liquor ♯? ♯whatkind
They simply do not count. That's zero drunk cigarettes as far as I'm concerned.
By consuming alcohol.
Drunk cigarettes don't count. Everyone knows that.
concept: your clown kismesis trying to teach you a holy lesson being tossed over their knee with the book of hilarity laid out in front of you reading passages while they leave handprints with every spank being forced to restart every time you trip up or stutter (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #nsfw, clownslop, honkslop, religious focus, pitchfic, blackrom, punishment, masochism, archive rating: E)
awake and sober to be able to say if i ever seemed like i enjoyed clown posting it was a lie. pretend i never did #substance
thank you, that tends to be one of my main subjects to write about
Good morning, to all those who are in such a time period. Tick. Tock.
fingers hook into my mouth, pressing my tongue in a vulgar display of the blackest hate. to every insult, bite, splash of blood, i clung. within the darkness of you, i suffocate. when your claws grasp my neck in a sudden twist the absent abyss of my eyes drown in mist, gasping, gurgling, my plea for your detachment. sanguine spillage, fare for your eyes, mind absent #nsfwe #gore #poetry #poem #originalpoem
sorry if its kinda fuzzy and blurry! she's really radioactive so she tends to not cooperate well with cameras, haha #nsfw #nsfwe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d565d0c056a4.png
sometimes i think im asexual am i still allowed to tie naked people up for fetish reasons if im not attracted to them personally #nsfw #theystillseemtolikeit
CONCUBINE JEALOUS OF EUNUCH. HAA HAA. READ A BOOK. AND THEN. ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN THOROUGHLY EDUCATED. ON ANCIENT HISTORY. I WILL HEAR YOUR COMPLAINT. ABOUT MY HAREM ORGANIZATIONAL STRUCTURE. IF YOU ARE STILL DISAPPOINTED. WITH YOUR RELATIVE STATUSES. #NSFW #DONTWORRYABOUTHIM #HEISLIKE #MYNEUTEREDBITCH #ITSDIFFERENT #NOBLOODLUST #NOTHING
You got me there.
Troll Goku was unexpected, but I am not that surprised, considering fucking Obama showed up.
wut 1f the event 1z bulge 0ut tuezday?
they aint that big, its just a trick of the light lol #tittytuesday #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cdd16b1d2719.png